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John Mayer Can’t Get His Arc Up – City Rag
Brittany Murphy Died Because Of Happy Feet 2? – The Superficial
Kelly Bensimon Is Posing For Playboy – F-Listed
Hayden Panettiere Sees Red, Ends Klitschko Vacation – Pop Eater
Kristina & Karissa Shannon Are Nasty – Celebrity Smack
Katherine Heigl Is Finally Tolerable? – Celeb News Wire
New & Improved Nick Malibu – The Dirty
Lil’ Kim’s Nip Slip At Her Comeback Concert – Tabloid Prodigy
Jessica Simpson, Sweetie Dahling – Yeeeah!
Pee Wee Herman Is Looking Sinister – Holy Moly
Worst Headline Ever: Chris Brown Hits Paris! – ICYDK
Mariah Carey Cleavage In Concert Of The Day – Drunken Stepfather
The Late Night Dramz: Good For Conan? – College Candy
OMG He’s Naked? Top Chef’s Stefan – OMG Blog
Dr. Drew Claims Heidi Montag is a Female-Female Crossdresser – Zelda Lily
Anna Kendrick Chooses George Clooney Over Robert Pattinson – Hollywood Dame
Mel Gibson’s Daughter, Carmel Sloane Filing For DNA Test – Allie Is Wired
For today’s top celebrity quotes of the week, we definitely have some goodies for you. Today, we’ve got Jon Cryer talking about Charlie Sheen, Snooki talking about how she would change the world and Kendra Wilkinson talking about having sex again.
“I got Rob [Pattinson] to sign a copy of GQ: ‘To George, Best of Luck. Hang in there. Love, Rob.’I gave it to George [Clooney] and George signed his Esquire back to him: ‘Dear Rob, Thanks for all the inspiration. I’m a huge fan. Love, George, two-time Sexiest Man Alive.’”
– Anna Kendrick, on the friendly banter she encouraged between her two witty costars while simultaneously shooting “Twilight” and “Up in the Air”, on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show”
“2 more wks til i get to hit it hard at the gym..and sex of course(IUD) ;D lol. yayy.”
– New mom Kendra Wilkinson, sharing her post-pregnancy plans, on Twitter
“I have certain girlfriends who I just think are the most angelic, beautiful creatures. And if any of my boyfriends ever fail me, I’ll turn to them!”
– Recently engaged Katy Perry, revealing her romance backup plan, to “Glamour”
“I would put tanning beds in everybody’s homes and I would eliminate the Bumpit because I don’t use the Bumpit. I tease.”
– Jersey Shore’s breakout star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, on how she would change the world, during her virtual visit to “The Jay Leno Show”
“Think anything is going to make YouTube tonight?”
– Sean Penn, following Mariah Carey’s rambling acceptance speech at the Palm Springs International Film Festival
“When the Oscars were on, I had just given birth…I was sitting there with my twins – I couldn’t have been happier – but I was like, ‘How dope would it have been if I would’ve won the Oscar and been here in my hospital bed accepting the award? Thank you so much! I just want to thank the academy!’”
– Jennifer Lopez, imagining her Academy Award moment for her 2008 film “El Cantante”, to “Latina” magazine
“My job isn’t to tell your kids how to act or not to act…Your kids are going to make mistakes whether I do or not.”
– Miley Cyrus, clarifying that she’s a role model, not a parent, to “Harper’s Bazaar”
“Thankfully a good script can get everybody through awkward moments.”
– Jon Cryer, on returning to work with his embattled costar Charlie Sheen on the TV comedy “Two and a Half Men”
“Everyone get ready for more (but positive-LOHAN MAYHEM!!!!!!!!)”
– Lindsay Lohan, tweeting her New Year’s resolution to make it a drama-free year
“I will not be wearing a bikini for you.”
– Jenny Craig’s newest spokesperson Jason Alexander, drawing the line at shedding pounds not clothes after joining Valerie Bertinelli in the weight-loss program
And there you have it! What was your favorite quote of the week?
source: 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week – [people]
With Christmas looming ahead, we’ve got the best of the best in celebrity quotes for this week! Included this week are quotes from Snoop Dogg, Nicole Richie, and Miss Piggy.
“We got sick and tired of hearing that lady tell us, ‘Turn left! Turn Right!’”
– Snoop Dogg, on lending his voice to TomTom GPS car navigation systems, on the Wendy Williams Show
“For about the next 15 minutes I couldn’t even hear anything anybody was saying to me ’cause all I could think was, ‘Well I’ve made a terrible mistake. Can you put it back on?’”
– Sarah Jessica Parker, questioning her decision to remove her “signature” mole after being confronted by a fan, on the Late Show with David Letterman
“I certainly want a name that I can pronounce!”
– Tom Brady, on the one caveat to giving his still-unnamed week-and-half-old son a Brazilian name to honor his wife Gisele Bündchen’s heritage, in an interview on WEEI Sports Radio
“Ho, ho, ho! Somebody’s going to have a good night tonight.”
– Golden Globe Award nominees announcer Justin Timberlake, joking to fellow announcer John Krasinski after naming Krasinski’s fiancée Emily Blunt as a contender for best actress in a motion picture drama
“I was really into soap operas. I’d begin with Days of Our Lives, then Another World, and finish off with General Hospital. And before dinner I’d watch Oprah.”
– Rachel McAdams, admitting to being a TV junkie in high school, to Vogue
“I feel smarter already.”
– Nicole Richie, debuting her new brunette locks, at the launch of her holiday collection for her House of Harlow 1960 jewelry line
“Animals aren’t easy, but what’s annoying about children is that everyone loves them and I resent that. I only work with ugly children.”
– Hugh Grant, jokingly comparing working with animals versus toiling on set with kids, to People
“Two kids is good; three is fine. Four? Somebody’s getting something done, because we ain’t having five!”
– Carrie Underwood, on doing some family planning, to Self magazine
“It’s like having a really hot, you know, cousin and everybody talks about wanting to sleep with your cousin and you’re like dude, don’t say that to me.”
– Up In the Air and New Moon’s Anna Kendrick, on her lusted-after costars George Clooney and Rob Pattinson, on The View
“My Kermie is nothing like [Tiger]. I just want to say, he would never do anything untoward moi, but, if he did, you can rest assured there’d be a hole in one, and he’d be the one!”
– Miss Piggy, chiming in on the Tiger Woods scandal during a sit-down on The Wendy Williams Show
source: 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week – [people]
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