Jessica Alba Loves Whipped Cream

After all the recent hubbub about the kinky sex lives of X-Men actresses Halle Berry, Rebecca Romijn, and Anna Paquin (actually, there’s nothing kinky about Paquin’s sex life that I’m aware of, but that doesn’t mean we’re not talking about it) it turns out Fantastic 4 star Jessica Alba has a whipped cream fetish.

In the midst of a wide-ranging interview, wherein she notes that she plans to see “X-Men 3,” reveals that “Fantastic Four 2″ starts shooting in August, and that her “character, Susan Storm, has another love triangle and may use a power people haven’t seen before,” we get this stunning revelation:

I like whipped cream a lot. I’ll put whipped cream on anything.

Now, granted, this is in response to the question, “You always look awesome. How do you keep those Alba abs?” It could simply be construed as a dietary tip and nothing kinky. But, work with me here people, it could be much more provocative than that.

Also, we learn that,

Bikinis are more flattering on my body. I wore jean shorts to the beach when I was a teenager. I was an insecure teenager and a born-again Christian hanging out with a group of kids that made me feel bad about showing my body. But I learned I shouldn’t be ashamed of what God gave me.

So, she’s an exhibitionist with a whipped cream fetish. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

Anna Paquin Object of Fanboy Lust

In light of recent posts on the kinky sex lives of X-Men actresses Rebecca Romijn and Halle Berry, I decided to explore to other mutant hotties to see what I could unearth. So far, I have found no kinky sex stories involving Anna Paquin. The closest I can find is a recent NY Post interview subtitled, “Paquin takes her ‘Stand’ as a lust action hero.”

Anna Paquin didn’t have a wardrobe malfunction filming “X Men: The Last Stand,” opening today - though that doesn’t mean she slipped seamlessly into her superhero costume. “The suits are actually not designed to move,” says Paquin of the shrink-wrapped quality of the leather cat suit she wears as Rogue, the sexy young mutant who can suck the life force from anyone who touches her. “The problem is … you have ladies who look like sex symbols, but are also supposed to kick ass. It’s tough to accommodate both.” So the actress, 23, who won an Oscar at age 11 for her first film, 1993’s “The Piano,” took matters into her own hands. “They were constantly replacing things [on the costume] with elastic,” she says with a laugh.

There are several double entendres there for the fantasy minded. This is also mildly hot, in a teenage angst sorta way:

“X-Men” fans sure have an appreciation for Paquin, despite her character’s touch-me-and-die power. At a recent appearance at a comic-book store, [co-star Ben] Foster [who played "Angel"] says the young guys who turned up for autographs and photos didn’t mind Rogue’s mutant drawback. “They’d all want to die getting it on with Rogue,” says Foster. “That’s the way to go.”

Certainly, I could think of worse ways.

Anna Paquin X-Men 3 Photos

CPG asks, “Anna’s certainly grown up to be a beautiful young woman, hasn’t she?”

Yes, she has. Not that this is a recent development.

See CPG for more photos.