I’m feeling pretty shit today so I needed something to cheer me up, what better way to do that than laugh at celebrities making a show of themselves? The Frisky came up with 18 of the most ridiculous celebrity photos ever, here is my favorite 10:
Snoop Dogg
Amy Winehouse
Courtney Love
Paula Deen
Britney Spears
Celine Dion
Micheal Cera
Paris Hilton
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Jack Nicholson
I can’t help but laugh at all of these, any other celebrity photos you think should be up on here?
When Arnold Schwarzenegger said he’d be back, the guy wasn’t kidding.
Moviefone reports that not even two months after his time ran out as governor of California, Schwarzenegger made his return to acting official yesterday by tweeting that’s he’s essentially back open for business.
“Exciting news. My friends at CAA have been asking me for 7 years when they can take offers seriously. Gave them the green light today,” Schwarzenegger wrote.
There’s no word yet on which project he’ll take on first, though we received a few clues not too long ago as Schwarzenegger mentioned in an interview how he was already looking at three different projects, one of which was ‘With Wings as Eagles,’ which would find him playing a WWII German soldier who disobeys orders and begins rescuing POWs.
One thing is for certain with this comeback: Don’t expect to see Schwarzenegger stepping back into heavy action territory. During the same interview, he noted, “Extreme fighting and shooting isn’t possible for me anymore. In the future I’ll need to pick my roles according to my age.”
So now that he’s back (again), what sort of roles could you see Arnold Schwarzenegger taking on?
Soon-to-be-former governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger couldn’t have been more blunt on the topic of weed last night, when he told Jay Leno that in California, “No one cares if you smoke a joint or not.”
Schwarzenegger hit “The Tonight Show” to talk about the recent elections, when Leno brought up a pro-pot bill the gov just signed, making cannabis possession “like a speeding ticket.”
Schwarzenegger went on to explain that Prop 19, which would have sorta-legalized the recreational use of weed, wasn’t defeated in California because it was a bad idea, but because it was written poorly.
This isn’t the first time Arnold Schwarzenegger has spoken out in support of weed. He once famously puffed on a joint in the 1977 documentary, “Pumping Iron.”
Given the fact that 3 celebrity couples have broken up in the past week that we all thought would have made it last it has made NY Mag come up with a list of couples that we are all expecting to make it. Here are the couples:
Bon Jovi and Dorothea Hurley
Okay, so she’s not famous in her own right, but being Bon Jovi’s High-School Sweetheart Who He Married is enough to make this pair an A-List duo. New Jersey would be devastated if they broke up. Though, if he wrote “Shot Through the Heart” after dating Diane Lane only a short while, imagine the opus he could come up with if these two split! Actually, we’d rather not.
Paul Bettany and Jennifer Connelly
Intel Chris saw them on the street the other day outside the magazine offices! They looked like they are in love. Also, he’s practically albino and she was in Labyrinth, so what could possibly go wrong?
Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi
Who doesn’t want this couple to make it? Oh, yeah. Every single gay-marriage foe in the country who is threatened by the fact that a normal lesbian couple is in living rooms in middle America each afternoon. But other than that?
Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard
If they split up, it would be a real blow for Brooklyn.
Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt
You may think this pair is not going to make it, as Jennifer is suffering from the disadvantage of Having Dated Somebody Incredibly Attractive Since Before He Was Famous. But last year Intel Jessica spotted them at an SNL taping full-on making out, and they’d already been dating for years. Normal couples aren’t even like that. Also, it’s Jon Hamm. Nobody is letting go of that for as long as they still have hands.
Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson
As Vulture Kyle observed, “That would be sadder than your own mom and dad divorcing.”
Julianne Moore and Bart Freundlich
Everything about Julianne Moore gives us warm feelings, even her terrible Boston accent on 30 Rock. Which is why we’re rooting for her and her director husband, despite the fact that we’ve never watched a movie he’s written or directed. If Julianne likes him, he has to be worth keeping.
Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson
Normally we wouldn’t put ScarJo — who dated Josh Hartnett, for God’s sake — on a list like this. But then she surprised us by managing to conduct a relationship with another celebrity for a long time, all in secret, such that we didn’t know she was even dating the Van Wilder star until they were practically married. You still never see them together, really, which makes us think there’s something to this relationship. Like, they might even have conversations.
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver
You may not like his or her politics, but you’ve got to admit, at this point they’re like America’s almost-gorgeous-but-actually-kind-of-weird-looking aunt and uncle. Apparently, back when aspiring New York governor Andrew Cuomo was married to a Kennedy, none of the rest of the clan liked him in Hyannis because he wouldn’t play football and horse around. You KNOW Arnold horses around. Better than anybody.
Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber
Did you read the story in which our reporter took a cab home from the airport with Liev and before he even got in the door he took their kids to the park to play? We rest our case.
I agree with this list, but after all this is Hollywood and they all tend to bite the dust sooner or later.
source: Celebrity Couples We Still Believe In [NY Mag]
Check out this short clip from the upcoming celebration of testosterone known as The Expendables. In it, Jason Statham has decided to beat the crap out of several dudes on a basketball court because Charisma Carpenter is watching him, and chicks get all kinds of horny when they witness the ruthless beating of several men.
It’s science.
The Expendables also stars Mickey Rourke, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Steve Austin, Randy Couture, and Bruce Willis. The movie will be smacking to in the face with several hundred years worth of combined badassery on August 13.
source: Watch Jason Statham Teach Charisma Carpenter To Play Basketball The Expendables Way [Cinema Blend]
The Monocular Group has put out a remixed trailer for the upcoming movie The Expendables, starring pretty much every action hero ever.
This trailer is a call to arms for all of us men out there. No longer will we allow our blood and guts action flicks to be buried under a landslide of twinkly-ass pedophile vampires and feel good chick flicks. We must take a stand.
August 13, we must take back what is ours. Say “no” to Julia Roberts! Say “nay” to Eat, Pray, Love!
We are letting teenage girls dictate what movies Hollywood makes. This crap has got to stop. Take your manly ass to the theater on August 13. Shell out a few bucks to support some good old fashioned violence.
Uberhottie Megan Fox and her boyfriend (that I want to punch in the face) Brian Austin Green have made a cool little video to promote awareness of California Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s plan to cut school funding by a couple billion bucks.
Since it was uploaded to Funny or Die I expected it to actually be, you know, funny. It isn’t. There are a couple attempts at humor, but no. Not funny. It’s still a good message, and it’s nice to see a couple of people in Hollywood trying to stand up for something worthwhile, even if Megan Fox does start the video off showing that she’s a vapid douchenozzle that won’t sign autographs for her fans, even if they are dying little boys.
Oh well, she’s still one of the hottest creatures on the planet.
James Cameron, the director of the soon-to-be-released flashy yet craptastic film Avatar, was interviewed by 60 minutes yesterday to discuss the upcoming film.
In the interview, James talks about sitting down with the head of Orion, who wanted famous football player and double murderer OJ Simpson to play the title role in The Terminator.
James Cameron stated:
“The head of Orion, who were gonna release Terminator, called me up and said, ‘Are you sitting down? I have cast this movie. I was at a party, and it’s OJ Simpson for the Terminator.’
And I said ‘This is the stupidest idea I’ve ever heard.’ “
Can you imagine? Watching OJ Simpson appear naked in a blue light from the future, to hunt, stalk and attempt to brutally murder an innocent blond woman and her boyfriend?
Awkward.
Not to mention the fact that if Arnold Schwarzenegger hadn’t received the role of the relentless robot, California probably would not have such an excellent Governator now.
source: JIM CAMERON ON 60 MIN: STUDIO WANTED OJ FOR TERMINATOR [Film Drunk]
Watch out Arnold! Reality TV actor, Spencer Pratt wants your job!
“The Hills” actor says that he definitely wants to pursue politics one day. I guess if Ronald Reagan and Arnold Schwarzenegger can do it, why not?
During the last Presidential election, he was seen wearing a t-shirt that read, “God, Guns, & Glory” in support of Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin. After Barack Obama won the election, him and girlfriend Heidi Montag were seen sporting Obama t-shirts. How convenient. Flip-floppers.
He says, “Don’t know if I’ll be getting elected any time in the next century or so, but definitely going after mayor of L.A. and at least Governor. I’ll probably stop at Governor.”
Adding, “I mean, if people were really pushing for me [to run for president] at that point, I’ll probably have to step in that role. That pressure may be a little much. I’ll start with California because I love California so much…my state and my birth place.”
Way back before Sylvester Stallone ever was Rocky Balboa or John Rambo, he was a starving artist, if you will. In 1970, Stallone filmed his first flick, but it wasn’t the sort that would make it to the silver screen.
In the movie, “The Party At Kitty And Stud’s“, which was renamed to “Italian Stallion“, he starred as “Stud.” Stud apparently “serviced” a bunch of Kitty’s friends one after another.
Stallone said that he did this movie because he was desperate and had no food to eat.
Have a look at the trailer (which is in no way NSFW):
Here’s also a creepy looking scene from the movie (also not NSFW):
Here’s a second trailer for the movie:
They seem to really be pimping out that Playboy quote where he says that he was starving and needed food. I guess back then it was a good selling point to get your X-rated flick a mention in the magazine.
Stallone is currently working on the post-production of the movie, “Kambakkht Ishq“, which is slated for a 2009 release. This movie is rumored to have Arnold Schwarzenegger as a part of the cast.
In addition, he’s working on the pre-production of “The Expendables“. 50 Cent is rumored to be a part of the cast for this movie and is said to be playing an agent.
Despite being paid only $200 for the role of Stud, he rakes in the millions now. How’s that for food money?
