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There’s no denying that Ashlee Simpson is showing signs of motherhood, any dummy could tell you that by her ample bosom.
On the other hand, I am quite uncertain about the headband.
It makes her hair look like a wig, better than Paris Hilton’s hair extensions, but not as good as her sister, Jessica Simpson — either way it’s still an insult.
If you want a real laugh, check out the video that Paris made for her hair extensions, it’s completely laughable.
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What others said:
- Egotastic says, “I wonder whether people will care about Ashlee Simpson at all once she’s back to her normal body (if she’s ever back to her normal body), and carrying around a bunch of kids, and her gay husband. Judging by her album sales, though, they probably won’t.”
The Simpson clan is still rallying to keep money flowing. Jessica’s adventures in country music were welcomed with a lukewarm response. Her venture into the perfume industry can now be found in bargain bins at Walgreens and her shoe line is so-so. Now Jess is going to add bra designer to the mix. A Jessica Simpson lingerie line is headed to a K-Mart near you.
“I like different lingerie for different occasions,” she tells Women’s Wear Daily about the new Jessica Simpson Intimates collection. “I think that’s the best thing about it. You can feel sexy or girly depending on your mood.”
She has already entitled the line the self congratulating bras, panties, pajamas and underwear line erasing shapewear “Jessica Simpson’s Intimates.”
You know it is only a matter of time before jealous younger sister Ashlee Simpson throws her hat into the ring. I just don’t think there will be much of a demand for panties that fall apart under pressure. Huzza!
Source: Simpson Slipping into Something [E Online]
Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz have just officially confirmed their pregnancy on FriendsorEnemies.com.
“While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.”
- Pete and Ashlee Wentz
Like we all didn’t know already.
Some Hack is Trying to Exploit Miley Cyrus - Ninja Dude
Taylor Swift is Really HOT - The Bastardly
A Slutty Prom Dress Got This Girl Arrested - Celebrity Smack
Boobs and Cats - City Rag
Jessica Simpson is Engaged Too? - Fatback Media
Kim Cattrall Says You Should Start Masturbating Young - Celeb News Wire
Ashlee Simpson Getting Married This Weekend - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
What Brad Pitt’s New Tattoo Means - Defamer
Earthquake Rocks China - Bumpshack
Kim Kardashian’s Ass is Sweaty - Drunken Stepfather
Amy Winehouse Looks Pregnant - Celeb Warship
Sex and the City World Premiere - Evil Beet Gossip
Meet Simon Cowell’s Mother - Popbytes
Madonna is a Diva - Hollywood Rag
Lindsay Lohan & Sam Ronson’s Lovers Quarrel - Bricks and Stones
Jamie Lynn Spears is Getting Really Big - Backseat Cuddler
Bai Ling Bikini Nipple Flashing - Celebslam
Snatch Talk with Tracy Lynne Pendergast - Flisted
Lindsay Lohan Models New Leggings Line - Allie is Wired
Miley Cyrus Topless Ruckus Explained - City Rag
Halle Berry vs Salma Hayek: The Bastardly
Alessandra Ambrosio Naked And Topless In Arena - Ninja Dude
Mindy McCready and Roger Clemens 10 Year Affair - Fatback Media
Head Lice Living Exhibit - Celebrity Smack
President Bush Disses Jessica Simpson - Bumpshack
Madonna Performing Live at Roseland - Popbytes
David Blaine Breaks World Record Holding Breath - Dlisted
Tyra Banks Celebrates 500th Episode - Pop On The Pop
Ashlee Simpson Recreates “Newlyweds Reality Show” - Celeb News Wire
Alert the Media - An Olsen is Smiling - Popsugar
Brie Larson Formal Child Star on the Road to Porn - Drunken Stepfather
Disney’s Kiddie Lingerie Billboard Advertises Hypocrisy - Gawker
Brooke Hogan Looks Fat - Celeb Warship
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have vehemently denied that they’re expecting their first child together this fall, but we all know they’re lying.
OK! reports,
 Photographed outside the Chart House Restaurant in Malibu, Calif., on April 12, where sources tell OK! that Ashlee did her best to power through a bout of morning sickness, the 23-year-old appears to already be showing the first signs of a baby bump!
And with insiders saying that the first Wentz-Simpson offspring is due in October, that would mean the singer is nearing the end of her first trimester.
Of course, the baby news is not sitting well with her sister Jessica, sources said:
“Jessica never imagined that her tom-boy younger sister would have a baby first –It would be very hard for her not to be jealous.”
The couple plans to marry at the end of May.
Why the rush?
People reports,
Simpson, 23, is engaged to Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz, 28, who initially blasted pregnancy rumors as a “witch hunt.”
But on Tuesday, Simpson, sidestepped the rumors during an interview with MTV after taping TRL in New York, saying simply, “Some things you want to keep personal.”
And now the source tells PEOPLE that not only is Simpson pregnant, but that she’s planning to have her wedding in May at a friend’s house in La Jolla, Calif., north of San Diego.
I don’t know why celebrities try to hide their pregnancies, except for the fear of an early miscarriage. If anything, fans are usually supportive and happy for them.
What others said:
- Girls Talkin Smack says, “Something tells me getting married is a waste of time for these two; I can’t imagine them lasting very long.”
- Seriously? OMG! WTF? says, “I think it is just the way her shirt is hitting the top of her jeans.”
- Dlisted says, “I just think it’s all the air in her vagina escaping.”
Too many actresses are believing the line that you can’t be too thin. Please, ladies, eat a sandwich or something at the craft services cart. Here are a special shout-out to ten skinny-ass celebs that used to really turn heads
Thandie Newton
Most recently seen in: Run Fat Boy Run
Last time she was hot: Mission: Impossible II
There was a time that Thandie Newton was the next Hollywood hottie. Then someone must have suggested that she had some jelly rolls, because she lost more weight than a cancer patient on Atkins. Now she looks more like a zero-body-fat lizard than a celebrity beauty.
Victoria Beckham
Most recently seen in: Ugly Betty
Last time she was hot: when the Spice Girls were
Not that I was a fan of the Spice Girls, but I will admit that they covered all the bases in terms of fantasy girls. But the former Posh Spice has lost so much weight that her once sultry figure makes her look like a lollipop - a wobbly head on a stick. I’m afraid her neck is going to snap and her hubby will kick her head around their flat like a soccer ball.
Jennifer Connelly
Most recently seen in: Reservation Road
Last time she was hot: Requiem for a Dream
Can you believe this was the girl from The Rocketeer? Or Dark City? This buxom brunette starts getting some Hollywood credibility and drops down to a size zero. There’s nothing wrong with losing a little pudge, but when you look like one of the starving children from Sierra Leone in Blood Diamond, something’s wrong.
Rachel Taylor
Most recently seen in: Shutter
Last time she was hot: Transformers
Okay, I really loved her debut in Transformers. Very few ladies in Hollywood could give Megan Fox a run for the money, especially in a two-hour Michael Bay beer commercial. But in Shutter, this girl looked like she hadn’t eaten since working with Bay. She could make it as an up-and-coming hottie, if she actually ate a sandwich.
Kate Bosworth
Most recently seen in: 21
Last time she was hot: Blue Crush
She just beat the house last weekend in 21, and she banged Superman without being mortally wounded, but I just can’t get over the fact she looks like a 12-year-old boy. It wasn’t hard to hide her nipples in the 21 sex scene, considering she’s about as anorexically flat-chested as Jim Sturgess was.
Ashlee Simpson
Most recently seen in: 2008 Kids Choice Awards
Last time she was hot: 2008 Kids Choice Awards, but still doesn’t look healthy
She was the less-cute sister of Jessica Simpsons, but thanks to silicone, collagen, rhinoplasty and crash diets, she now looks like a supermodel. But that’s not a good thing. It might work for a bulimic supermodel, but for a girl who could have been America’s sweetheart, she looks less like her former self than Michael Jackson does.
Angelina Jolie
Most recently seen in: Beowulf
Last time she was hot: Beowulf (hell, they can do a lot with CGI)
Not too long ago, I saw a tabloid compare photos of Jolie’s scrawny, veiny arm to that of geriatric Clint Eastwood. And you know what? Sometimes tabloids are right. This once hot chick has gotten way too thin. Have you seen the trailers for Wanted? Give me back the Gia days, baby!
Lindsay Lohan
Most recently seen in: I Know Who Killed Me
Last time she was hot: Herbie Fully Loaded
Granted, she’s up and down more often than Oprah lately, but let’s blame this on her lack of focus. I saw her nudie shots from New York Magazine. And while I’m impressed with her huge (but obviously fake) knockers, I just can’t get excited about the freckly femme’s whisper-thin frame. She was chubby-cheerleader cute for a while, but just a year or so ago, her weight plummeted, making her scary-thin for a while.
Saffron Burrows
Most recently seen in: The Bank Job
Last time she was hot: Deep Blue Sea
It’s arguable that former model Saffron Burrows ever really looked healthy. But watching this scrawny, lanky lady tower over Jason Statham in The Bank Job was enough to get her on this list. She made his evil co-star from Transporter 2 look fat. Still, that underwear shot in Deep Blue Sea was pretty nice.
Gwyneth Paltrow
Most recently seen in: The Good Night
Last time she was hot: Se7en
Anyone who is familiar with me as a film critic knows that I have been highly critical of Paltrow for years. But aside from her inability to act (and so many people’s inability to see that she can’t act), I detest how she is physically wasting away as she gets older. She’s one of those girls that went overboard to lose the baby weight. Now, as she enters her late 30s, that too-thin look is not working for her.
source: Ten Skinny-Ass Ladies Who Used to Be Hot [film school rejects]
Ashlee Simpson was reportedly hammered on Tuesday during her interview on Washington D.C.’s Hot 99.5 Kane in the Morning Show. After walking into the booth she sat down and slurred her words during the entire questioning. Ashlee also giggled like a school girl who got into her mom’s wine coolers and even forgot the lyrics to her song. To add to that, she got a horrible tattoo done the night before.
Instead of letting her rep do the damage control, she decided to clear things up via Myspace. Genius. She pointed the finger at her stooper to a “crazy hectic schedule.”
 I take my work very seriously and would never disrespect anyone and come into an interview that way. Here is the honest to God truth and this is for none other then my fans: The night before I had a good friend come to my hotel to give me a tattoo. When I arrived to the radio station I showed them the tattoo I got the night before. It is my belief that they automatically assumed that because I got a tattoo I must have drank that night. I would never get a tattoo after drinking nor would a reputable tattoo artist do a tattoo after someone was drinking. When I walked into the radio station I was thrown into the interview. They didn’t even introduce themselves to me before starting it, and just put me on the air.
So in summary ….Ashlee doesn’t believe tattoo artists will permanently etch “Bitch-Hole” on your forehead if you are drunk, high or tripping on peyote if you give them money, nor would she ever disrespect her fans by being drunk during an interview….but isn’t above lip-synching during a live show.
Source: Response to False Rumors [Ashlee Simpson MySpace Blog]
Tits and Ass Cream - Ninja Dude
Is Doutzen Kroes Hotter Than Alessandra Ambrosio - The Bastardly
Demi Moore Isn’t Afraid of Aging, Coughbullshitcough - Celebrity Smack
Lennox Miller, Blogger at Fatback Media is Hot - Fatback Media
Rob Lowe is an Old Fart - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Kate Hudson’s Thong is Digging for Gold - Celeb News Wire
Cheryl Cole Forgives Cheating Ashley Cole - Anything Hollywood
Julia Roberts Joins Team Ozzy - City Rag
Tyra Banks Sniffs Janet Jackson - Pop On The Pop
Adriana Lima & Karolina Kurkova Pose With Bras - Drunken Stepfather
Bar Refaeli is a Sexy Pirate - Egotastic
Britney Spears teaches, “How to Dance Like a Crack Whore?” - Celebslam
Avril Lavigne Launching Juniors Clothing Line - Just Jared
Brad Pitt’s Mom is Planning His Wedding - Popbytes
Ashlee Simpson Got a New Tattoo - Bumpshack
Billy Ray Cyrus Tries to Keep Lindsay Lohan from Miley - Flisted
Lily Allen Seeks Help for Depression - Hot Momma Gossip
Rihanna and Chris Brown Get a Little Steamy - Bauer Griffin Online
American Idol Hopeful, Danny Noriega is Gay - Allie is Wired
Celebrity Morphs are Creepy as Hell - Fatback Media
Sienna Miller Without Makeup - Ninja Dude
Kim Kardashian is Not a Cheap Bastard -The Bastardly
Lindsay Lohan Does Daisy Dukes - City Rag
The World’s First ‘Eyeball’ Tattoo - Pop On The Pop
Charlie Sheen says, ‘Ban Denise Richards Reality Show‘ - Celebrity Smack
Miley Cyrus Visits ‘America’s Best Dance Crew’ - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Erica Chevillar ‘Hot for Teacher’ - Bumpshack
Gwen Stefani Full V Magazine Spread - Popbytes
Ashlee Simpson is Promised to Pete Wentz - Dlisted
If Hillary Clinton Used Amy Winehouse’s Beauty Products - Pretty on the Outside
Jessica Simpson to Sing for the Troops - Hollywood Rag
Juliette Lewis Nipple Slip - Drunken Stepfather
Lindsay Lohan New Shoot in Paper Magazine - Egotastic
Kate Beckinsale Talks Crotches - Celeb News Wire
Aria Giovanni Sexy Photo Shoot - Jordan is Your Homeboy
Guess the Celebrity Tattoos - Allie is Wired
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