The obvious What Happens In Vegas with Ashton Kutcher and Cameron Diaz made the list. Also on the list is Mad Money featuring Diane Keaton, Katie Holmes and Queen Latifah.
But, the number one worst movie of 2008 goes to Mike Myers and The Love Guru. He’s just not as funny as he used to be.
10. “Beverly Hills Chihuahua”
We thought the whole talking dogs fad was over, but apparently, it’s not. George Lopez and Drew Barrymore provide voices for this 2008 flop about zany California dogs.
9. “Witless Protection”
Larry the Cable Guy followed up 2006’s “Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector” and 2007’s “Delta Farce” with this “Witless” effort. Larry’s 0-for-3. So bad, we didn’t bother reviewing it.
8. “Rambo”
Did we need another “Rambo”? No, but Sly Stallone gave us one - an ultra-gore-fest, even by Stallone standards.
7. “You Don’t Mess With The Zohan”
Adam Sandler makes the list with his tale of an Israeli special forces soldier who dreams of being a hairstylist. Childish humor from a familiar source.
6. “Babylon A.D.”
Starring master thespian Vin Diesel, “Babylon A.D.” went way over budget and there were reports of ego clashes between Diesel and director Mathieu Kassovitz. Released six months after its original release date, the film wasn’t even screened for New York critics.
5. “10,000 B.C.”
“10,000 B.C” could be called the movie the Museum of Natural History doesn’t want you to see. Full of special effects but lacking a shred of authenticity, the film was widely panned.
4. “What Happens In Vegas”
“What Happens In Vegas” stars Ashton Kutcher and Cameron Diaz as two people who get married after a booze-fueled night in Sin City, and the wacky adventures that transpire after they also win a large sum of money. The easy joke is that this bomb should have stayed in Vegas. We took the easy way out.
3. “Mad Money”
With a trio of actresses like Diane Keaton, Katie Holmes and Queen Latifah, what could have possibly gone wrong with “Mad Money”? Everything, apparently. But mostly the fact that this comedy had no laughs.
2. “The Hottie & The Nottie”
Is it worth describing the plot to this Paris Hilton-starred stinker? We won’t bother, because you shouldn’t bother watching it. According to Box Office Mojo, the film grossed less than $1.6 million as of Nov. 26, which sounds generous.
1. “The Love Guru”
Our number one worst movie is “The Love Guru,” co-written and starring “SNL” alum Mike Myers as Guru Pitka, a man on a quest to become the #1 guru. Films like “Guru” and 2003’s “The Cat in the Hat” are destroying all the comedy credibility Myers built through the “Wayne’s World” and “Austin Powers” films. Thank goodness for “Shrek.” “Guru” also stars acting legends Jessica Alba and Justin Timberlake.
In the latest DeclareYourself.com ad campaigns, celebrities try to use reverse psychology by saying “Don’t Vote.”
The ad features a whole lot of celebrities including Amy Adams, Tatyana Ali, will.i.am, Jennifer Aniston, Kevin Bacon, Maria Bello, Halle Berry, Selma Blair, Kate Bosworth, Kevin Connolly, Courteney Cox, Ellen DeGeneres, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jaime Foxx, Jonah Hill, Djimon Hounsou, Dustin Hoffman, Anthony Kiedis, Ashton Kutcher, Adam Levine, Laura Linney, Eva Longoria, Tobey Maguire, Demi Moore, Esai Morales, Natalie Portman, Giovanni Ribisi, Sarah Silverman, Ethan Suplee, Kyra Sedgwick, Michelle Trachtenberg, Usher, and Forest Whitaker.
Possibly the most disgusting thought ever. Clay Aiken has knocked up his 50 year old record producer. Jaymes Foster and Clay have been living in sin when he makes out to L.A. She was originally said to be “his best friend.” They are expecting the big gay bundle of joy and glitter in August.
“We’re told 50-year-old Foster, who produced several Aiken CDs, is due in August. She’s the sister of record mogul David Foster. She divorced a few years back and has no kids. Aiken is 29.
We’re told Foster was artificially inseminated. But Clay is a lot more than sperm — we’re told he will have an active role in raising the child.”
Why am I not surprised she has a dude’s name? Please tell me we are being punk’d. Where is Ashton Kutcher? Where are you hiding at, you crazy Demi Moore youth machine?
What Others Said:
Dlisted- “Great. This is going to make those 50-year-old Claymates in mom jeans even crazier. They are going to shake their ovaries at Gayken hoping he will impregnate their old asses.”
Bumpshack- “This just doesn’t pass the smell test and if it does pass it is very reminiscent of Michael Jackson’s dental assistant Debbie Rowe having his children for him.
Lisa Rinna, who has been married to actor Harry Hamlin since 1997, was spotted on a hotel balcony with some young hunk, sipping champagne and kissing someone other than Harry. Well not really kissing, more like choking the guy with her tongue.
Paris Hilton had an improbable dinner date in L.A. Saturday: a gray-haired, orange-robed “shaman” who blessed her and urged her to give a diamond necklace to a total stranger.
What really happened was, Ashton Kutcher and Paris “Punk’d” the paparazzi.
The stunt was part of a new E! show, Pop Fiction (debuted Sunday, 10:30 p.m.), produced by prankster Ashton Kutcher’s crew, which goofs on the paparazzi and the press.
source: Has Ashton Kutcher ‘Punk’d’ the paparazzi? [usa today]
Which celebrity hunk has an illegitimate baby out there?
A mysterious source revealed that either Christian Bale, Orlando Bloom, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, David Beckham, Ashton Kutcher or Justin Timberlake is the father of her baby. Her claim is that she is paid a large sum of cash to keep the paternity a secret.
This is one of those little rumors that bares little evidence and is more likely the crazy making of someone extremely bored. But I wouldn’t be able to sleep at night if I didn’t share the insane dribblings that come my way.
