Possibly the most disgusting thought ever. Clay Aiken has knocked up his 50 year old record producer. Jaymes Foster and Clay have been living in sin when he makes out to L.A. She was originally said to be “his best friend.” They are expecting the big gay bundle of joy and glitter in August.
“We’re told 50-year-old Foster, who produced several Aiken CDs, is due in August. She’s the sister of record mogul David Foster. She divorced a few years back and has no kids. Aiken is 29.
We’re told Foster was artificially inseminated. But Clay is a lot more than sperm — we’re told he will have an active role in raising the child.”
Why am I not surprised she has a dude’s name? Please tell me we are being punk’d. Where is Ashton Kutcher? Where are you hiding at, you crazy Demi Moore youth machine?
What Others Said:
Dlisted- “Great. This is going to make those 50-year-old Claymates in mom jeans even crazier. They are going to shake their ovaries at Gayken hoping he will impregnate their old asses.”
Bumpshack- “This just doesn’t pass the smell test and if it does pass it is very reminiscent of Michael Jackson’s dental assistant Debbie Rowe having his children for him.
Lisa Rinna, who has been married to actor Harry Hamlin since 1997, was spotted on a hotel balcony with some young hunk, sipping champagne and kissing someone other than Harry. Well not really kissing, more like choking the guy with her tongue.
Paris Hilton had an improbable dinner date in L.A. Saturday: a gray-haired, orange-robed “shaman” who blessed her and urged her to give a diamond necklace to a total stranger.
What really happened was, Ashton Kutcher and Paris “Punk’d” the paparazzi.
The stunt was part of a new E! show, Pop Fiction (debuted Sunday, 10:30 p.m.), produced by prankster Ashton Kutcher’s crew, which goofs on the paparazzi and the press.
source: Has Ashton Kutcher ‘Punk’d’ the paparazzi? [usa today]
Which celebrity hunk has an illegitimate baby out there?
A mysterious source revealed that either Christian Bale, Orlando Bloom, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, David Beckham, Ashton Kutcher or Justin Timberlake is the father of her baby. Her claim is that she is paid a large sum of cash to keep the paternity a secret.
This is one of those little rumors that bares little evidence and is more likely the crazy making of someone extremely bored. But I wouldn’t be able to sleep at night if I didn’t share the insane dribblings that come my way.
Demi Moore, who just turned 45 on November 11th, was pictured on vacation celebrating her birthday and her second wedding anniversary with Ashton Kutcher.
Egotastic says, “I think Ashton would have done better to hook up with some crazy hot twenty-something who doesn’t have a bunch of attention-hungry kids. Oh well, you live and you learn.”
Lance Armstrong (36) and Ashley Olsen (21)’s new romance takes them on a well-traveled Hollywood path. Here’s how other celebrity couples have handled a decade-plus difference:
Marilyn Manson (38) and Evan Rachel Wood (20): After splitting with wife Dita Von Teese, rocker Marilyn Manson took up with actress Evan Rachel Wood, 18 years his junior. Manson told Rolling Stone that Wood, “was a real catalyst to help me realize that I wasn’t delivering the message that I always stood for.” And Wood seems defiant about the seemingly bizarre match, telling GQ, “I have blond hair and blue eyes and my boyfriend looks like a vampire. What do you want me to do about it?”
Demi Moore (44) and Ashton Kutcher (29): When Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher started dating in 2003, they were the most unexpected and fascinating couple in Hollywood. After two years of marriage, the novelty has worn off, but the love is still going strong. Kutcher says of Moore, “She’s my best friend, my everything.” And Moore has hinted that she’d like to have children with her strapping young hubby. “Once you hit three [children] and you’re outnumbered, it’s really like, ‘What’s the difference between three or four or five?’”
Warren Beatty (70) and Annette Bening (49): Annette Bening is more than just an award-winning actress — she’s the woman who tamed notorious Hollywood bachelor Warren Beatty. The couple, who have been married since 1992 and have four kids together, provide each other “proper perspective” on Tinseltown’s highs and lows, Bening has said. That was never more true than when Beatty accepted the 2006 Lifetime Achievement Golden Globe, telling the audience, “It isn’t easy being humble when you’re married to Annette Bening.”
Angelina Jolie (32) and Billy Bob Thornton (52): Angelina and Billy Bob’s 2000-2003 marriage is best remembered for the extreme displays of affection that earned criticism from even her estranged father Jon Voight (”So much exhibitionism!”). But while Billy Bob still seems to hold a torch for Jolie (he has said that his ex “is an amazing, sexy person who happens to be beautiful”), the global do-gooder has moved on. Of her current beau (and father of her children) Brad Pitt, Jolie says “Brad is the first man to understand me.”
Justin Timberlake (26) and Cameron Diaz (35): In hindsight, when Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz both professed their fear of commitment on Ellen DeGeneres’s show, we should have known the relationship was doomed. While Timberlake told the host that any wedding was a good “15 years” off, Diaz confided, “I’m a commitment-phobe… don’t want to [get married].” Since their January split, both have found more age-appropriate hookups: Timberlake is dating actress Jessica Biel, 25, and Diaz has been spotted with actor Bradley Cooper, 32.
According to Maxim Radio’s The Entertainment Report, Ashton Kutcher’s cell phone, which just happens to contain over 30 pictures of Demi Moore nude, is being held for ransom by a French taxi driver.
Apparently, Ashton forgot his phone in the cab while on vacation in April, and now the driver wants $1 Million, or he will sell the pictures, of both Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore naked, to the paparazzi. The phone also contains a whole bunch of celebrity phone numbers.
Well, I say ‘big deal’. It’s not like Demi Moore hasn’t posed nude before.
For good measure, I’ve posted a few of them (including the bush from hell shot), after the jump! NSFW!!
source: Demi Moore Nude Pictures Held Hostage [egotastic]
“We’re told 50-year-old Foster, who produced several Aiken CDs, is due in August. She’s the sister of record mogul David Foster. She divorced a few years back and has no kids. Aiken is 29.
