The Top 10 Women Who Give “Lady Boners”

Paul @ Gone Hollywood

AskMen have put together a list of 10 women that give women a lady boner, if you don’t know what a lady boner is then I feel bad for your imagination. They are women that any woman finds hot and would love to be in a threesome or even one on one action with.

No.10 – Kate Beckinsale
Kate Beckinsale began her career as a lady-boner popper in Kenneth Branagh’s film adaptation of Much Ado About Nothing. From there, she continued to make her female fans swoon with the heartbreaking Brokedown Palace, the romantic Serendipity and as the love-torn nurse in Pearl Harbor. Unfortunately for the ladies, her smoking looks pushed her into guy-boner territory when she made films like Underworld, Van Helsing, and the Adam Sandler comedy Click (c’mon, who doesn’t want to fast-forward his wife). Yet, Kate Beckinsale’s not content — she wants to be considered a serious actress. If she continues to do films like Snow Angels and the upcoming drama Winged Creatures, she’ll be an untouchable lady-boner popper: beautiful and critically appreciated.

No.9 – Kate Moss
The most famous waif since Twiggy, Kate Moss is notorious for partying, drugging, and Winehouse-like fights with former boyfriend Pete Doherty. Despite all this, women can’t help but love her. After being dumped by a number of fashion designers due to her cocaine honeymoon, she was named the face Donna Karan, Yves Saint-Laurent and Roberto Cavalli for spring 2008. At 35 (that’s 60 in supermodel years), she just keeps going. Now she has her own clothing line, DJs parties with her superstar friends and even has a new ugly musician boyfriend, Jamie Hince from The Kills.

No.8 – M.I.A.
The British-born Tamil singer-songwriter first rose to acclaim as a visual artist. In 2004, hip-hop geeks started passing around her singles “Galang” and “Sunshowers” via file sharing. Four years later, she’s performing pregnant at the Grammy Awards alongside a foursome of male lady-boner poppers: Kanye West, T.I., Jay-Z and Lil Wayne. All pregnant women wish they looked that good at nine months and could pull off that outfit. Even with her music fame, Grammys and Oscar nomination, M.I.A. continues to make art that is heavily political and invokes the culture of her native Sri Lanka.

No.7 – Kate Winslet
Beating out over 175 other girls, Kate Winslet won her first major role in Peter Jackson’s Heavenly Creatures. She attacked the role of a teenage murderer and then became a graceful, Victorian beauty in Sense and Sensibility. It’s that same grace that makes women gaga now, along with Winslet’s refusal to conform to Hollywood’s stick-thin physical ideal. She wears her curves and classic beauty with confidence. This, along with her charisma and talent, makes the six-time Oscar-nominated (and one-time Oscar winning) Winslet one of the best actresses of her generation — and a huge lady-boner popper.

No.6 – Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson’s lady-boner power is proof positive that sometimes women are just like men. They don’t always care if a beautiful female has something going upstairs or not. She’s not a great actress and her album of Tom Waits covers seemed like a cool idea, until we realized people have ears. Scarlett Johansson pops lady boners with pure sex appeal. They just can’t help themselves: those full lips, that milky skin, that make-out scene with Penelope Cruz in Vicky Christina Barcelona. It makes women just as hot and bothered as men. You and your girlfriend can connect over that, if nothing else.

No.5 – Beyonce Knowles
Few musical artists, male or female, cause more of a stir on the dance floor than Beyonce. Her velvety voice and catchy tunes cause women to shake their booties and squeal. Men should all thank Beyonce for that. However, her female empowering “If I Were A Boy” and the commitment-happy “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)” make us look bad. That just makes ladies love her even more. She’s the new Mariah Carey without the crazy. She lives a hip-hop fairy tale with her thug prince Jay-Z and still manages to keep her personal life out of the limelight.

No.4 – Gisele Bundchen
The Brazilian beauty is the highest paid model in the world and the wife of NFL star Tom Brady. Women don’t know if they just want to stare at her for hours or be her. She’s lived the sweet life since her teens. Discovered by a modeling agency at the age of 14, Gisele moved to New York City at 16. Three years later, she appeared on the cover of Vogue. Nine years later, she’s appeared on over 500 magazine covers, dated Leonardo DiCaprio and professional surfer Kelly Slater and is listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as the world’s richest supermodel.

No.3 – Michelle Obama
Women in their mid-forties dream about looking so wonderful. Then there’s everything else Michelle Obama balances — being a mother and the First Lady, maintaining a rigorous workout schedule. She’s a self-made woman, clawing her way up from meager beginnings in Chicago to attend both Princeton and Harvard Law School, and then she became a high-powered Chicago lawyer. Some compliment her by comparing her to Jackie Kennedy, but the comparison is off. Where Jackie wore extravagance, Michelle makes J.Crew look great. She inspires regular women in these tough times to still embody class, style and poise.

No.2 – Tina Fey
Over the last two years, Tina Fey has skyrocketed into top lady-boner land. Here is one piece of proof that when women say that a sense of humor turns them on, they actually mean it. She’s smart, sexy and poised, and she balances being a mother and a wife with a career as one of the funniest people on earth. She was the first female head writer on SNL, then returned to impersonate Sarah Palin, giving the show their best ratings in 14 years. Her show 30 Rock, which she stars in and for which she does most of the writing, is the funniest thing on TV.

No.1 – Angelina Jolie
She is the beauty that defines this decade: glamorous, fat lips and skinny as hell. Women adore her as much as men covet her. Every female on earth, at least once, fantasized about what it would be like to steal Brad Pitt away from Jennifer Aniston. Jolie actually did it! She’s larger than life, gliding through the world picking up beautiful babies and starring in blockbusters and Oscar films alike. Nobody even remembers how f*cking crazy she was with Billy Bob Thornton — that says a lot.

Now, I agree with all of these women but where the hell is Adriana Lima?

source: Lady-Boner Poppers [AskMen]

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There’s A Megan Fox Ban Set For August 4th

Roberta @ Gone Hollywood

Megan Fox is pretty much everywhere, and we know why. It’s because she’s young, hot, and guys just love her. She’s out there promoting her new movie, “Jennifer’s Body”, along with photo shoot after photo shoot. Are you sick of her yet?

If you are, then congratulations, you are not alone. Several male-oriented websites out there are sick to death of seeing Megan’s mug on a daily basis. So they’ve organized a “Megan Fox Media Blackout”, which is scheduled for August 4, 2009.

When asked about why the ban is going to be in place, AskMen’s Editor-In-Chief, James Bassil, said, “We’re joining in the media blackout and giving our readers a one day reprieve from the woman we’ve been drowning in all summer.”

Doug Sheckler of on205th.com, said, “She needs to do more to earn our undying praise and affection. For instance, she hasn’t even returned any of my calls this year asking for a date. What’s up with that?”

Double Viking even commented, “Enough is enough already! Yes, Megan Fox is banging. Yes Megan Fox is delicious. Yes Megan Fox farts rainbows. But seriously, enough is enough!”

Have you had enough?

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