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Thank God It’s Friday! – City Rag
Conan O’Brien To Hit The Road – Pop Eater
Johnny Depp Really Loves His Kids – Betty Confidential
Ashley Cole Is Seeking Professional Help – Holy Moly
Alessandra Ambrosio Wants You To Love Your Body – Hollywood Life
Sean Penn Thinks Rectal Cancer Is A Fitting Punishment – F-Listed
Rumer Willis Kisses Jessica Lowndes – Why Fame
Taylor Swift Lost Some Of The Squint – Amy Grindhouse
Video Fix: Take A Ride On Goldfrapp’s Rocket – Popbytes
Nicolas Cage Really Is Homeless – Celebrity Smack
Tom Cruise Used To Date This – Celeb News Wire
Lindsay Lohan Gets Denied! – ICYDK
Audrina Patridge On Wheels – The Superficial
World’s Biggest Douchebag! – The Dirty
Butterface’s Best Angle – Tabloid Prodigy
Forget the Water Bra – Get a Beer Bra! – College Candy
Bacterial Imbalance May Increase Appetite – Zelda Lily
Kourtney Kardashian Is A Miami Mama – Celebrity Baby Scoop
This Just In: Gabourey Sidibe Is Awesomesauce – Litely Salted
Billy Corgan Loves Jessica Simpson – Wonderwall
Roseanne Barr Attacks Marie Osmond’s Church – Allie Is Wired
I haven’t heard anything about Audrina Patridge in a couple of months, I almost forgot about the the fact she and The Hills cast even existed.
Thankfully the first time I hear about her is because she is doing a bikini shoot for FHM and I have to say her body is looking amazing in this photoshoot.
I don’t really know what to say about her, I hate her whole idea of fame but she looks hot. So lets raise a glass to Audrina Patridge’s bikini body.
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source: Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures is Mega Sexeh [Egotastic]
These Bacon Turtles Are So Cute! – City Rag
The Tiger Woods Apology Remix – Amy Grindhouse
‘Behind The Sessions’ With Rihanna – Pop Eater
Hilary Duff’s $750,000 Diamond Closeup! – Hollywood Life
Ke$ha Plays Shoreditch Surrounded By Twats – Holy Moly
Porn Parody Of ‘Intervention‘ – F-Listed
Is Katherine Heigl Leaving ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ Again? – Why Fame
The Jedward Twins Fulfilling Incest Fantasies – Tabloid Prodigy
Lady Gaga Meet Glee, Glee Meet Lady Gaga – Popbytes
The Bachelor: Women Tell All 2010 – Celebrity Smack
Whitney Houston’s Crack Australian Performance – Celeb News Wire
Perez Hilton Is The Next American Idol Judge? – Hollywire
Reese Witherspoon Is Dating A New Man? – ICYDK
Spencer Pratt Loves The Crystal – Litely Salted
Rumer Willis & Her Disgusting See-Through T-Shirt – Drunken Stepfather
Kim Kardashian Says Voluptuous Is Normal – Zelda Lily
Jersey Shore 2 Finalists – The Dirty
Audrina Patridge’s Stalker Arraigned – Wonderwall
Claudia Schiffer Named Model Of The Year – Celebrity Baby Scoop
Canadian Celeb Spotting: Who’s The Canuck? – College Candy
Jennifer Lopez Dropped From Her Record Label – Hollywood Dame
Kris Jenner Won’t Shut Up About Scott Disick – Hollywood On Crack
Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Still Sucking Face – Allie Is Wired
I’m pretty much down to anything, but one thing I will never do is get a tattoo and that is because they disgust me. Sure they can be cute or cool when you’re 18 but when you’re wrinkly at 70 with a rose on your ass it’s nasty.
Katie Price
Glamour model Katie Price had a crown with “Princess” for her daughter and “Pete” for now ex-hubby Peter Andre inked on her wrist. But she recently ducked into a tattoo parlor while shopping in Ibiza and had “Pete” visibly crossed out.
Amy Winehouse
Troubled singer Amy Whinehouse has several tattoos, including “Blake’s” over her heart for ex-hubby Blake Fielder and this pinup girl on her arm.
Mike Tyson
Boxer Mike Tyson told Jimmy Kimmel that his original idea was to put “a bunch of small hearts” on his face, until a friend suggested the tribal design.
Alyssa Milano
Former Who’s the Boss? star Alyssa Milano has a rosary on her back in addition to a cross and angel on her ankle with the initials of an “ex flame.”
Audrina Patridge
Reality star Audrina Patridge was recently spotted with new ink, including Asian ideograms on her arm and this tattoo on her neck.
Anthony Kiedis
Red Hot Chilli Peppers frontman Anthony Kiedis sports a portrait of Chief Joseph on his left arm.
Adriana Lima
The Brazilian Victoria Secret model has gotten a lot of heat on the internet for the design of her tattoo. Luckily she’s so hot though, that no one minds. We suspect that was the case with tattoo artist Greg.
Christina Aguilera
Grammy-Award winner Chrstina Aguilera has several tattoos, including a small flower on her left wrist, “Xtina” on the back of her neck, and this tattoo on the small of her back.
Dawyne Johnson
Actor Dwayne Johnson traveled to Hawaii to have this Samoan design inked on his shoulder. He says the tattoo “tells the story of what’s important in life -strength, protection and loyalty to family.”
David Beckham
David Beckham, who has several tattoos all over his body, says that he “expresses [his] feelings through tattoos.” They include the names of his sons on his back and this angel on his back.
There is 40 more bad tattoos at the source if you care to check them out, they kind of get repetitive though .. like I already said – tattoos disgust me.
source: 50 Celebrity Tattoos [Zimbio]
Here Come The Twoobs – City Rag
Joey Fatone Is A Dad Again! – Pop Eater
Amanda Seyfried Kisses A Girl – Holy Moly
Alicia Keys Whispers Sweet Nothings To Andy Samberg – F-Listed
Tiger Woods In Sex Rehab? – Zelda Lily
Freaky Sex Robot: Roxxxy – Celebrity Smack
Cybill Shepherd’s Son Is A Thug – Celeb News Wire
Paula Abdul May Have Found Work – Fatback Media
Jennifer Lopez Is Never Going To Quit – ICYDK
Heidi Montag Releases Her Garbage Onto The Planet – Litely Salted
There Is No Cumming On Alan Cumming’s Face – Tabloid Prodigy
Phoebe Price Is Clownin’ Of The Day – Drunken Stepfather
Pete Wentz Is Wishful Tweeting – Wonderwall
Audrina Patridge Dating Texas Former Backup QB – The Dirty
Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel Split – Anything Hollywood
David Beckham Shows Off His New Tattoo – OMG Blog
Hugh Jackman Splashes Around, Shirtless – Yeeeah!
Christina Aguilera Has An Itchy Vagina – The Superficial
Are You Ready For ‘American Idol‘? – College Candy
Paris & Nicky Hilton Feel Like They’ve Lost A Sister – Hollywood On Crack
Gretchen Rossi Is A Singer Now? – Hollywire
Robert Pattinson Or Michael Cera To Play Spider-Man? – Hollywood Dame
Conan O’Brien Quits That Bitch – Allie Is Wired
Rihanna & Her Snow Globes – City Rag
Asher Roth Says He’s Not Gay – Tabloid Prodigy
Jamie Jungers Has Pics Of Tiger Woods’ Junk – F-Listed
Magical Nerd Glasses Are Working For Ashley Dupre – Pop Eater
Audrina Patridge Is Showing Off Her Legs – Drunken Stepfather
Kerry Katona Is Facing Homelessness – Holy Moly
Tom Cruise Sued For Spying – Anything Hollywood
Rihanna Getting Flirty With Kanye West? – Hollywood Dame
Kendra Wilkinson Talks About Little Hank Peeing On Her – Wonderwall
Ugh..What Is Kate Hudson Wearing? – Celebrity Smack
Courtney Love Is No Longer Guardian Of Her Shirt – Celeb News Wire
Brittany Murphy’s Autopsy Is Normal – ICYDK
Lady Gaga’s “Speechless” Gets Remixed – Popbytes
No Joke, It’s Lindsay Lohan – Ninja Dude
Britney Spears Doesn’t Care For Your Gossip – Litely Salted
McLovin Is Out On The Town! – Pacific Coast News
OMG, She Scares Children: Mystery Scary Claus! – OMG! Blog
Five Things Every Good Boyfriend Must Have – College Candy
Beyonce’s Packing Some Serious Heat – Hollywire
Tamara Mellon Is Topless – The Superficial
Tila Tequila Is Pregnant With Her Brother’s Baby – Allie Is Wired
Do The Funky Chicken – City Rag
Tiger Woods Jokes Flood The Marketplace – Pop Eater
Lady Gaga Meets The Queen – Holy Moly
The Kardashians Strip Down For Promo Poster – F-Listed
David Beckham In A Suit – Popbytes
Bryant Gumbel Has Lung Cancer – Celebrity Smack
Billy Corgan Smashing Jessica Simpson’s Pumpkins – Celeb News Wire
Uma Thurman Is Back On The Market – Fatback Media
Lindsay Lohan Wants To Make A Difference – Litely Salted
Megan Fox’s Hacked Nude Photos – The Superficial
Brooke Burns Shows Her Butt – Pacific Coast News
Audrina Patridge Returns To “The Hills” – ICYDK
Ashley Tisdale Is Wet – Ninja Dude
Nicky Hilton’s Home Burglarized! – Hollywire
The Hidden Cameras Live In Toronto – OMG Blog
Lady Gaga Ho, Ho, Hos It Up For Christmas – College Candy
Travis Barker Settles Plane Crash Suit – Wonderwall
Cameron Diaz Is Riding Tom Cruise? – Drunken Stepfather
CBS Cancels “As The World Turns” – Hollywood Dame
Hailey Glassman Calls Jon Gosselin A Monster – Anything Hollywood
Rihanna Gets A Backwards Tattoo – Allie Is Wired
Homework Depicts Mom As A Stripper – Tabloid Prodigy
OMG, She’s Back: Omarosa – OMG! Blog
Geena Davis Is Looking Pretty Hefty – Pop Eater
Jennifer Aniston & Angelina Jolie Are Playing Mind Games! - Popbytes
Eddie Murphy Is Looking Extremely Camp – Holy Moly
Katy Perry Grosses Us Out, Again – Litely Salted
Tom Cruise Hasn’t Grown Taller, He’s Using Lifts – City Rag
Amy Winehouse Shows Off Her New Boobs – Celebrity Smack
Robert Downey Jr.’s Moose Knuckle – Celeb News Wire
Sienna Miller Gets Tangled Up With Dogs – Ninja Dude
Pamela Anderson’s Got A Little Present For You – ICYDK
Audrina Patridge Shows Off Her Moneymaker – Drunken Stepfather
Tara Reid Is Going To Show Everything! – Wonderwall
Hilary Duff & Jessica Szohr Lesbian Kiss On Gossip Girl – Yeeeah!
It’s A Sad Day For Celine Dion – Fatback Media
Fergie Says Josh Duhamel Has A Giant Package – The Superficial
Robert Pattinson Has An Ideal Girlfriend – Hollywood Dame
Green Up Your Turkey Day – College Candy
Lindsay Lohan Is The New Britney Spears – Allie Is Wired
The last time we knew about how much the people on MTV’s The Hills made, it was Lauren Conrad getting $125,000 per episode ($2.5 million a year).
In her contract it is rumored that Lauren wanted nobody else to make as much money as she did, now she is gone not much has changed. They don’t make as much money as she did but they still make way too much money.
Kristin Cavallari, $90,000
Audrina Patridge, $100,000
Lauren “Lo” Bosworth, $100,000
Heidi Montag, $100,000
Spencer Pratt, $65,000
Brody Jenner, $45,000
And yes this is per episode they make that much. I find it weird that the new main girl of the show Kristin Cavallari makes less than three of the other girls.
This makes me sick to my stomach, they make more than I do in a year for doing nothing at all but have dramatic little faces.
source: Hills Salaries Exposed [The Daily Beast]
Chinese Cell Phones Are Happy To See You – Tabloid Prodigy
Pixie Geldof Is Lookin’ Pretty Messed Up – Holy Moly
David Beckham Needs To Shake It Off – Popbytes
Kids Make It Alright – City Rag
David Hasselhoff Blames It On His Ear – Popeater
Nerds Are Mad, Zooey Deschanel Is Married – Celeb News Wire
Sarah Silverman Shows Her True Gender – Celebrity Smack
Megan Fox Should Do Less Of This – The Superficial
Victoria Beckham Gets Colorful – Pacific Coast News
Khloe Kardashian Must Be Pregnant – ICYDK
Chloe Sevigny Needs To Stop That Mess – Websters Is My Bitch
Jessica Simpson Is Morbidly Depressed – Anything Hollywood
But This Oughtta Cheer Her Up – Hollywire
John Edwards Is A Dirty, Dirty Man – F-Listed
Victoria Rowell Pays Homage To Obama – Hollywood Dame
Arrest Made In Lindsay Lohan’s & Audrina Patridge’s Burglaries – Fatback Media
Kevin Federline Is Fat & He Doesn’t Care – Allie Is Wired
The culprit caught on security videos in both Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge’s home burglaries has been arrested, Los Angeles police announced.
Nicholas Prugo, 18, was arrested Thursday morning in connection with the two break-ins. He was charged with felony burglary and is being held on $20,000 bail.
Lohan’s mother Dina said, “Yes, we have found [him], God is good.”
Lohan’s Hollywood Hills home was burglarized last month by a young man and woman in which a safe was ripped out of the wall, and bags, shoes and jewelry were stolen.
In February, the apparent same pair broke into Patridge’s Los Angeles home and was caught on tape making off with several bags of her possessions.
So far, police have only confirmed the arrest of Prugo. “As of now we just have this one person in custody, and the investigation is ongoing,” says LAPD spokeswoman Karen Rayner.
The break-ins were among a rash of recent starlet burglaries in the past year, all within several miles of each other. Paris Hilton, Hayden Panettiere and Rachel Bilson have also been victimized, but Prugo was not arrested in those cases.
UPDATE via TMZ:
There’s now a second suspect, Law enforcement sources say they believe the woman in the surveillance video is Rachel Lee, who they think helped Nicholas Prugo burglarize Lohan and Patridge’s L.A. homes.
A look at Prugo’s Facebook page, you’ll see a photo of Rachel Lee (see inset above) — she’s a dead ringer for the person caught on Lindsay and Audrina’s surveillance cams.
source: Arrest Made in Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge Burglaries [people]
Just how much photoshopping do you think the guys at Maxim Magazine had to do to make Audrina Patridge look this hot?
Audrina also talked to the magazine….
On her movie Sorority Row:
“I play a sorority girl who gets cheated on. And if you cheat on one Theta Pi, you cheat on all Theta Pis, so me and the other sisters decide to pull a prank on my boyfriend—which does not go according to plan. It’s very gory, but it also has a lot of comedy, so when you’re not getting scared and jumping, you’re laughing.”
On her own reality show:
“The producer is Mark Burnett, who executive-produced Survivor. It’s a behind-the-scenes look at my life in L.A.—the movies and shoots and parties. It’s not as glamorous as it appears, plus it’ll actually feature people I know. It’s, like, real.”
Craziest pick-up line she’s heard:
“This guy at a club once told me, “If you were a door, I would slam you all night long.” I just laughed it off.”
She also says that she “barely” talks to Lauren Conrad and the only form of communication they really have is a few texts here and there. As for Heidi Pratt, she is always asking Audrina to go to bible study.
As for my original question, I think Maxim would have had to do a lot of photoshopping to Audrina Patridge. Too bad they couldn’t put some sense in her brain.
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Have You Ever Done Drunk Yoga? – City Rag
The Dark Side Of Infomercials – F-Listed
Blake Lively Let One Slip – The Superficial
Rumer Willis Wants To Strip Naked? – Celeb News Wire
Levi Johnston Is Pulling A Heidi Montag – Websters Is My Bitch
Russell Crowe Challenges Writer To A Duel..Yes, A Duel – Popeater
Maia Campbell Crack Video – Celebrity Smack
Kathy Griffin Hated Herself – Fatback Media
Sarah Michelle Gellar Is Ready To Pop! – ICYDK
Carmen Electra Sings! Who Knew?!? – Hollywire
Queen Latifah Parties With Lesbian Strippers – Yeeeah!
Justin Timberlake To Star In The Dumbest Movie Ever – Anything Hollywood
Janice Dickinson Sucks The Life Force Out Of Young Men – Tabloid Prodigy
Jade Goody’s Ex-Husband Arrested! – Holy Moly
Ashlee Simpson Auditioning For Twilight? – Pacific Coast News
Did Someone Slap Some Class Into Audrina Patridge? – News Toob
Kate Gosselin Turns Down Playboy? – Hollywood Dame
Mickey Rourke Is Kinky – DListed
Rihanna Finally Comes To Her Senses – Allie Is Wired
Rihanna Gets Horny – City Rag
Jack Nicholson’s Son Loves To Drink – The Dirty
Jon Gosselin Knows How To Treat The Ladies – The Superficial
Death Waits For No One, Celebrities Included – Popeater
Audrina Patridge Has A Big Head – Celebrity Smack
Megan Fox Has A Powerful Poon – Celeb News Wire
Nick Jonas Enjoys Being The Butt – Websters Is My Bitch
Katy Perry Pelted With Cake – Holy Moly
Playboy Really Wants Lindsay Lohan – ICYDK
Natalie Portman Says Something Dumb About The Recession – Splash News
Don’t Come In Here & Take Away My Bacon! - F-Listed
Sam Sparro & Basement Jaxx Rock Our Socks! – Popbytes
Keanu Reeves Is Hookin’ Up! – Pacific Coast News
All Hail King Spencer Pratt – Hollywire
Carrie Prejean Bites The Hand That Feeds – Hollywood Dame
Jessica Simpson Hangs Out With Her Only Friend – Anything Hollywood
Miley Cyrus Is A Homewrecking Chipmunk – Allie Is Wired
I don’t really know where Audrina Patridge fits into baseball but apparently some people think she deserves to throw the first pitch of a game.
Audrina threw the first pitch for the MLB game between the Los Angeles Dodgers and the Arizona Diamondbacks at Dodger Stadium. Dressed in a Dodgers uniform, Audrina threw the ball before the game kicked off.
In other news it seems Audrina is over The Hills, she said “I’m graduating, I’m moving on. At times, I feel like I’m in high school, but I didn’t even go through this stuff in high school. It’s like a job, I do it, I leave and then I forget about it.”
She also said she has been asked to do Playboy but she isn’t ready to strip naked just yet, would you like to see ceiling eyes Audrina Patridge naked in Playboy?
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