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Perez Hilton Hosting “One Night in Austin”

Perez Hilton is coming to my town, and that makes me very sad. He claims to be throwing a “truly epic” party that will be the “unofficial end of SXSW that everyone MUST attend”.

Bleh.

South by Southwest has always been an incredible event here in Austin, showcasing indie talent from around the world and featuring some major headliners. Austin gets absolutely packed during this time of year, and it’s standing room only pretty much anywhere you go. I am frankly a bit pissed off to see some media whore sleazebag like Perez Hilton claiming to be throwing “the hottest party in all of Austin”.

No, dipshit, the hottest party in all of Austin would be SXSW.

I love the wording on his post, also… it almost makes it sound like he and his crew are running SXSW. What a bag of douche.

Anyway, if you’re a fan of Perez, and whatever crappy thing he has going on there, you can win passes to his “epic” event on his site. I kind of want to go, so that I can make him cry on video again, but I won’t say how I would like to do that. I don’t want to get sued.

Anyone like the Black Eyed Peas? Great band.

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Wild, Wacky & True – There Are Zombies in Austin, Texas

Allie @ Gone Hollywood

Drivers on a major road in Austin, Texas, got a surprise — electronic traffic signs bearing warnings including, “Zombies ahead! Run for your lives!” and “Nazi Zombies! Run!!!”

How did the messages get there?

Pranksters cut the padlocks on the computers for several signs throughout the city, and programmed the zombie messages. The hackers also changed the computer passwords, making it difficult for city officials to reprogram the signs.

The officials weren’t laughing.

“This is really serious, and it is a crime,” a city spokeswoman said.

And that, my friend, is the funniest story I’ve read all week.

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