Yes you read correctly there is a book that centers around Avril Lavigne’s vagina, okay the whole book isn’t about that but it plays a major part in the plot.
The Death of Bunny Munro, by Nick Cave, is described as a sad, scuzzily hysterical tale of the titular door-to-door salesman, obsessed with sex, sex and more sex.
Sounds like my type of book until you add the factor that the sex is Avril Lavigne’s vagina. The book also centers around Bunny Munro, the main character, after his wife commits suicide and his nine-year-old son, Bunny Junior.
Speaking about using Avril’s vagina Nick Cove said, “I wanted to talk to her about it, actually, at the Mojo Awards we got album of the year and they wanted to know who we wanted to present the award. I said Avril Lavigne and they said that she wasn’t a ‘Mojo type of act’, so we got Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull instead. But I would have raised the subject then. I hope she takes it with a sense of humour, but I do appreciate that it is kind of dark. I actually do like Avril Lavigne very much and I don’t want to disrespect her.”
I love vagina and everything but I really don’t need to be thinking about Avril’s coochy in that kind of way. I guess I should be thankful that this is as much of a sex scandal we will get from her.
I wonder what Avril Lavinge would think about this, to me she seems a moody little thing and wouldn’t find this funny. Oh well.
source: The Death of Bunny Munro by Nick Cave [Guardian]
Like promised in the last post, here is numbers 49-1 hottest women as voted by Maxim readers and staff, same drill as last time .. some will have pictures and some wont, so here we go….
50. Taylor Swift
49. Freida Pinto
48. Arielle Klebbel
47. Katie Cassidy:
46. Nicole Scherzinger
45. Fergie
44. Avril Lavigne
43. Elisha Cuthbert
42. Nikki Reed
41. Nadine Velasquez
40. Lily Allen
39. Anna Faris
38. Charlize Theron
37. Cameron Diaz
36. Hayden Panatierre
35. Anna Kournikova:
34. Scarlett Johansson
33. Blake Lively
32. Ciara
31. Hilary Duff:
30. Penelope Cruz
29. Zoe Saldana
28. Danneel Harris
27. Vanessa Hudgens:
26. Angelina Jolie
25. Julianne Hough
24. Eva Mendes
23. Lindsay Lohan
22. Kate Beckinsale:
21. Annalynne Mccord
20. Moon Bloodgood
19. Chan Marshall
18. Marisa Miller
17. Britney Spears
16. Gina Carano
15. Katy Perry
14. Christina Aguilera
13. Jessica Alba:
12. Leighton Meester
11. Jessica Biel
10. Jennifer Love Hewitt:
9. Jordana Brewster:
8. Rihanna:
7. Adriana Lima:
6. Eliza Dushku:
5. Mila Kunis:
4. Malin Akerman:
3. Bar Refaeli:
2. Megan Fox:
1. Olivia Wilde:
Hmm the list seems pretty good but Olivia Wilde should not be number one in my opinion, thoughts?
Avril Lavigne’s Malaysian fans are going to have to wait to see her live, after her show was deemed “too sexy” by the country’s Muslim majority.
The country’s Arts, Culture and Heritage ministry canceled the Aug. 29 performance amid protests from the youth wing of a fundamentalist opposition group, the Pan-Malaysian Islamic Party.
Grammy-nominee Avril had scheduled the concert in Kuala Lumpur to kick off her Asian tour. However the date falls two days before Malaysia’s independence day celebrations, a fact that contributed to the ministry’s decision, according to the Associated Press.
“It is not timely. It’s not in the good spirit of our National Day. If we go ahead with the concert, it is contrary to what we are preparing for,” said Shukran Ibrahim, a senior official from the ministry.
Other artists have had trouble with Malaysia’s rules, which include no jumping, shouting, hugging or kissing on stage. Performers must also be dressed from chest to knee. Last year Beyonce moved a concert from Malaysia to Indonesia, and Christina Aguilera skipped the country all together during her Asian tour.
“We don’t want our people, our teenagers, influenced by their performance. We want clean artists, artists that are good role models,” said Kamarulzaman Mohamed, a party youth official.
During a live interview on MTV’s TRL, Avril Lavigne was informed that she had recently been voted #1 on a poll taken by Playboy Magazine in which voters were asked which pop star they would like to see pose for the nude magazine.
Evidently she had received more votes then Jessica Simpson and Gwen Stefani.
The 23 year old punktress was then asked whether she would ever consider posing for the infamous magazine. Being disgusted with the offer, Avril quickly responds “never” but eventually tells the audience “never say never”.
Avril Lavigne sex tape…eh…why not! Lavigne has possibly joined the celebrity sex tape for press train.
It is really more like a sex clip. For less than a minutes a chick with Avril-like extensions has sex with a man while listening to her song “Don’t Tell Me.”
I am not sure what logic this is to assume that because she resembles the body type of Avril and is listening to one of her own songs, that she must be the bitchy Lavigne.
Besides who listens to their own music while humping? That is what is weird about this.
