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Just restating a well known fact here, but Bai Ling is one nutty woman.
I don’t know what these photos were shot for, but I’d like to think that Ling just woke up one afternoon and said “Hey, let’s go find the dirtiest, most dangerous looking alley possible and take some pictures with homeless people. It’ll be fun!”
Is that some sort of new nipple growing out of her left hip? Seriously, what the hell is that?
Anyway, it’s Thanksgiving for us Americans, so I’m going to post up a bunch of images of Bai Ling being batshit insane, then I’m going to go gorge myself on bird and beer. Enjoy!
P.S. – Does anyone out there actually find this woman attractive? Anyone?
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source: Oh Bai Ling, You So Crazy [Litely Salted]
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Bai Ling was arrested Wednesday for shoplifting. The actress was busted at Los Angeles International airport yesterday for allegedly stealing two celebrity tabloid magazines and a pack of batteries from one of the terminal gift shops. That’s petty… I’m sure she could have afforded the items.
 Law enforcement sources tell us Ling walked into the gift shop around 4:30 PM yesterday — and walked out with the goods; total value around $16. She was placed under citizen’s arrest by a shop employee.
We’re told that a “cooperative but crying” Ling was taken by Airport Police to the station, where she was booked for theft.
I wonder if she’s flashing the crotch or slipping a nipple in her mug shot.
TMZ reports on her level of intelligence,
Bai Ling found time to blog — and post pictures! — about her trip to LAX yesterday [see image above] … conveniently leaving out the part where she was arrested for allegedly pilfering $16 worth of merchandise from an airport store. Um … is this thing on?
Underneath pictures of herself at the Southwest terminal at LAX, she writes, “Delayed the flight, wondring [sic] again in the airport like a ghost, why can’t I just be the sun smile? My heart is a little sad now, casted by the melody of life …”
She posted again this morning with a Valentine’s Day message. Earth to Bai.
source: Bai Ling to Sing Sing? Wacktress Arrested at LAX [tmz]
**UPDATE** Here’s her mug shot:
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What, Bai Ling has done topless photos? The hell you say!
Okay she gets naked all the time. Really, that’s pretty much what she does. Still, she’s good at it, so give the girl some dap.
Phil at Egotastic says it best:
 It’s not like we haven’t seen Bai Ling’s nipples more than we really need to, but here are some new Bai Ling topless pictures from Photographie magazine, in which we can truly appreciate just how ginormous Bai Ling’s nipples really are. Weird. Hot, but weird.
If a picture says a thousand words, then he’s also another five thousand words’ worth to say, too.
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