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Bai Ling was arrested Wednesday for shoplifting. The actress was busted at Los Angeles International airport yesterday for allegedly stealing two celebrity tabloid magazines and a pack of batteries from one of the terminal gift shops. That’s petty… I’m sure she could have afforded the items.
Law enforcement sources tell us Ling walked into the gift shop around 4:30 PM yesterday — and walked out with the goods; total value around $16. She was placed under citizen’s arrest by a shop employee.
We’re told that a “cooperative but crying” Ling was taken by Airport Police to the station, where she was booked for theft.
I wonder if she’s flashing the crotch or slipping a nipple in her mug shot.
TMZ reports on her level of intelligence,
Bai Ling found time to blog — and post pictures! — about her trip to LAX yesterday [see image above] … conveniently leaving out the part where she was arrested for allegedly pilfering $16 worth of merchandise from an airport store. Um … is this thing on?
Underneath pictures of herself at the Southwest terminal at LAX, she writes, “Delayed the flight, wondring [sic] again in the airport like a ghost, why can’t I just be the sun smile? My heart is a little sad now, casted by the melody of life …”
She posted again this morning with a Valentine’s Day message. Earth to Bai.
source: Bai Ling to Sing Sing? Wacktress Arrested at LAX [tmz]
**UPDATE** Here’s her mug shot:
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What, Bai Ling has done topless photos? The hell you say!
Okay she gets naked all the time. Really, that’s pretty much what she does. Still, she’s good at it, so give the girl some dap.
Phil at Egotastic says it best:
It’s not like we haven’t seen Bai Ling’s nipples more than we really need to, but here are some new Bai Ling topless pictures from Photographie magazine, in which we can truly appreciate just how ginormous Bai Ling’s nipples really are. Weird. Hot, but weird.
If a picture says a thousand words, then he’s also another five thousand words’ worth to say, too.
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Doesn’t everyone? But Bai Ling says the feeling was mutual. Bai Ling thinks that she and Angelina Jolie shared a “special attraction” while filming “Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow” and Angelina’s documentary “A Place in Time”.
“I felt this energy between us, when we look at each other there’s an energy, an attraction. Her eyes transfer a sexual energy to me that makes her irresistible. Angelina said, ‘Next time we’ll play lovers.’
“We could have hooked up, but it just wasn’t the right time or place. But she told me, ‘My heart’s open to you.’
“She is like me. She is totally open sexually.
“I’ve always thought Brad [Pitt] was the sexiest man on the planet. So now that Brad and Angelina are together, now maybe I could experience both at the same time!”
Yeah, good luck with that one, Bai.
Source: “Bai Ling: Angelina and I Had a Special Attraction’” [Us Weekly]
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We recently brought you the Top 10 Nude Movie Scenes of All Time. Courtesy Mr. Skin, here are the 20 Best Movie Nude Scenes of 2006:
20. Sharon Stone (Picture: 1 - 2) in Basic Instinct 2
Basic Instinct 2 resurrects Sharon Stone’s signature role–bisexual icepick-princess Catherine Tramell–who this time takes on London in her unmistakably omnivorous style. Thanks to all the full frontals, lesbian canoodling, and a hot-tub threeway, Miss Stone, as always, is guaranteed to give you a bone.
19. Zara Taylor (Picture: 1 - 2) in Hollow Man 2 and Totally Awesome
Brunette nudecomer Zara Taylor took off in 2006 by taking off her top–twice. Zara’s za-zas in the straight-to-DVD sequel Hollow Man 2 will leave you anything but hollow, man, while her shirtless turn brings truth to the title of the made-for-VH1 1980s send up Totally Awesome.
18. Anapola Mushkadiz (Picture: 1 - 2) in Battle in Heaven
Contemporary Mexican cinema doesn’t get more cutting edge than the kidnapping drama Battle in Heaven, and skinternational sirens don’t get more scorching than the movie’s leading lust bomb, Anapola Mushkadiz. Dreadlocked knockout Anapola plays a prostitute who porks a customer in a graphic encounter that can only be summed up as muy calienté!
17. Meital Dohan (Picture: 1 - 2) in God’s Sandbox
Israeli eyeful Meital Dohan made her first splash Stateside this year on the smash Showtime series Weeds. Arthouse audiences got an even more intoxicating view of Meital in the desert-set melodrama God’s Sandbox. As a mother in search of her daughter, Meital communes with nature wearing the outfit God gave her and even shows off her own sandy-blonde box.
16. Kristanna Loken (Picture: 1) in BloodRayne
In real life last year, Terminator 3 temptress Kristanna Loken revealed that girl-girl grappling made her gash flush with good feelings. At the movies, the flaxen vixen with the killer bod returned to sci-fi slinkiness in BloodRayne, feeding her pink-tipped casabas to some lucky stubble-faced mook.
15. Monet Mazur (Picture: 1 - 2) in Stoned: Unrated and Whirlygirl
One of Hollywood’s fastest rising “It Girls,” Monet Mazur used her succulent two to bust ahead of the pack in 2006. Playing rock muse Anita Pallenberg in the Rolling Stones docudrama Stoned, Monet served up her Ruby Tuesdays repeatedly, once even kinkily co-starring with a whip. The college romp Whirlygirl showcased Monet’s amazers several times as well.
14. Sophia Myles (Picture: 1 - 2) in Art School Confidential
Comic-book genius Daniel Clowes and filmmaker Terry Zwigoff may have faced some criticism that Art School Confidential wasn’t the instant classic that their previous collaboration, Ghost World (2001), turned out to be, but Mr. Skin can’t join the nay-saying chorus. That’s because unlike Ghost World–which only teased us with superhumanly top-heavy Thora Birch and Scarlett Johansson–Art School Confidential’s leading lady, sumptuous Brit babe Sophia Myles, comes through with nudity that earns a true T&A-plus.
13. Bryce Dallas Howard (Picture: 1 - 2) in Manderlay
Bryce Dallas Howard, the real-life daughter of actor-filmmaker Ron Howard, made her major Tinseltown splash last summer in the weird-ass Lady in the Water, but she debuted nude too, in Manderlay, the most recent calculated outrage from Danish con artist Lars von Trier. Manderlay is all about big, bad, racist America, but the only colors that really count belong to Bryce as she reveals that she’s a natural redhead during a smashing skinterracial sex session. That’s right, Opie’s girl shows all three Aunt B’s.
12. Crystal Lowe (Picture: 1) and Chelan Simmons (Picture: 1) in Final Destination 3: Thrill Ride Edition
Along with Hostel and the Saw series, the Final Destination movies have reinvigorated the horror genre with nasty streaks and inventive gore tactics that have already surpassed the slasher cycle of the 1980s. Another key element for which these new fright franchises are to be applauded: the return of naked female victims, fully taking advantage of the R-rating for their theatrical runs, followed by awe-inspiring unrated editions on DVD. Final Destination 3: Thrill Ride Edition takes the series’ Rube-Goldberg-esque death dealings first to a carnival and later, most memorably, to a tanning salon. Crystal Lowe and Chelan Simmons are quite literally sizzling as their browning sessions go bad. And thanks to an innovative DVD bonus feature, viewers can enjoy even more of their naked loveliness as they meet an ugly demise.
11. Julianne Nicholson in Flannel Pajamas
Fiery, freckle-faced beauty Julianne Nicholson joined the cast of Law & Order: Criminal Intent this season. Fans of the whodunit series are directed to Flannel Pajamas, which Julianne turns into a “she-shows-it” via several sumptuous nude scenes, including a furry full frontal.
10. Lauren Lee Smith (Picture: 1 - 2) in Lie with Me
Luscious L Word stunner Lauren Lee Smith turns the indie romance Lie with Me into a skindie classic. Lauren Lee kicks off the movie by explicitly dipping fingers into herself and then follows up with a series of full-exposure erotic assaults both solo and with an enormously fortunate fellow.
9. Amanda Righetti (Picture: 1 - 2) in Angel Blade
Angel Blade is a down-and-dirty crime thriller written and directed by and starring David Heavener. Set in the underbelly of the Las Vegas sex trade, Angel Blade turns up the heavenly bodies of Kathleen Pederson and, most monumentally, Amanda Righetti. As an anything-goes stripper, Amanda nudes it up nonstop and even shaves a dude’s ass with a knife. Miss Righetti gave me stiff spaghetti.
8. Kyra Sedgwick (Picture: 1 - 2) in Loverboy
The skintense character study Loverboy provides a star vehicle for Kyra Sedgwick, and it was directed by her real-life hubby, Kevin Bacon. Playing an unfit parent, Kyra sizzlingly serves up her Bacon bits mo(i)st tastily on several occasions. Look, too, for a rare rack reveal from Marisa Tomei.
7. Kelly Brook (Picture: 1 - 2) in Survival Island a.k.a. Three
Volcanically voluptuous British bombshell Kelly Brook gets shipwrecked on a tropical island and, oh, does she have a lovely bunch of coconuts. Billy Zane portrays her husband. Juan Pablo di Pace is the couple’s manservant. The gentlemen compete for the affections of naturally super-knockered Kelly. You’ll feel their pain (and something else of your own) as Kelly unveils one of the most flawless physiques ever filmed over and over and over again.
6. Barbara Nedeljakova (Picture: 1 - 2) in Hostel: Unrated
Barbara Nedeljakova’s last name won’t be the only long and hard thing on hand when you watch Hostel: Unrated. Writer-director Eli Roth’s landmark horror freak-out boasts more bare female flesh than any major Hollywood release in quite some time. Hostel takes place in Eastern Europe, where life is as cheap as impossibly gorgeous nubiles willing to get completely naked on camera are priceless.
5. Jennifer Aniston (Picture: 1) in The Break-Up: Full-Screen Version
The Vince Vaughn-Jennifer Aniston comedy The Break-Up is more like The “Crack” Up when Jen reveals her world-class ass at the 57-minute mark. Be sure to check out the full-screen DVD for a more, uh, “rounded” view.
4. Bai Ling in Edmond
Playing a peepshow dancer in the David Mamet-scripted, Stuart Gordon-directed arthouse drama Edmond, bodacious, bisexual-in-real-life Asian sensation Bai Ling delivers sweet Chinese dumplings. You can provide your own sauce.
3. Brittany Daniel (Picture: 1 - 2) in Rampage: The Hillside Strangler Murders
Blazingly sexy blonde starlet Brittany Daniel is best known for her clothed roles in Joe Dirt (2001) and Club Dread (2004), which makes her nude debut in Rampage: The Hillside Strangler Murders even more astonishing. Not only does Brit show her mouth-watering chest bits, she also bares her fantastically gravity-defying gluteus and engages in Sapphic face sucking with Michelle Borth during a swingin’-’70s threeway.
2. Gretchen Mol (Picture: 1 - 2) in The Notorious Bettie Page
Brilliantly embodying the ultimate pin-up in The Notorious Bettie Page, mesmerizingly gorgeous Gretchen Mol does a lot of taking off. Naturally blonde Gretchen dyed her locks above and below to match Bettie’s trademark black coiffure. That’s the kind of Method acting that Mr. Skin can get behind. And on top of. And underneath. And next to. . . .
1. Salma Hayek (Picture: 1 - 2) in Ask the Dust
Mexico’s spiciest export, Salma Hayek, bares all opposite Colin Farrell in the romantic period piece Ask the Dust. In 2003 Salma’s Frida took Breast Picture honors in Mr. Skin’s annual Anatomy Awards, and Dust makes for a fine trophy-polishing follow-up. Thirty-three minutes in, Salma skinny dips in the Pacific, showing off her bouncing buoys, ravishing rear port, and even some ultra-tasty Taco Bell!
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