Sweet mother of all that is good in this world….Paris Hilton wants offspring.
“She tells Britain’s Heat magazine, “I do want a baby. Pretty soon. Not yet because I’m so busy, but next year.”
The idea of Paris having a baby brings about fears of the end of time. I can just see her eating the head of Benji Madden after receiving his seed. He has been dodging the crabs off of her noonie for over 3 months now. I guess she has to keep up with Nicole Richie.
Source: Paris Hilton Sets Baby Deadline [Starpulse]
Doesn’t it look like she’s making the cheetah suck her thumb?
While Paris Hilton and Benji Madden were in Africa terrorizing the country, Paris was obsessed with how much everything cost.
She was asking the price of everything, from the dress on a woman’s back, to a cheetah.
“Every time Paris saw something she liked, like a woman’s dress, she would ask how much it was.
That included a cheetah she saw at an animal park. She asked how much it was and said, ‘If I bought a cheetah, would it run away from me or could I keep it?’”
Because that’s what every colony of Chihuahuas need, a cheetah in the mix.
Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are currently in Prague. The two were spotted leaving a restaurant after lunch, when a group of fans and paparazzi surrounded them.
Paris ultimately fell to the ground and acquired a nice little patch of road rash on her chin.
Benji proceeded to lecture the paparazzi about her injuries [I think he even shaked a finger at them]. You just know that Paris was shedding some real tears behind those shades.
Hush, you know you love it.
What others said:
Dlisted says, “The bruise isn’t even that bad! She’s had bigger bruises on her face from being dick slapped. So disappointing.”
source: Why Didn’t Anyone Get This On Video? [dlisted]
Hey Paris Hilton….guess what, … Sophie is Hotter than you!
Here’s one of the most underrated celebrities out there right now, Sophie Monk, in the latest issue of Men’s Style doing what she does best, wearing a bikini.
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Here’s the newly single blonde bombshell in a old music video, after she left Bardot, but before she moved to the states.
Paris Hilton visited a children’s home in Africa today. She is in South Africa to support her boyfriend Benji Madden, whose rock band Good Charlotte is performing at a rock festival My Coke Fest in Johannesburg today.
This is Hilton’s first visit to South Africa and most of the more than 200 children at the Jacaranda Children’s Home instantly recognized the star.
Hilton spent two hours touring the orphanage which is home to children between the ages of three and 18 years. She spent most of her time with the younger children – out of sight of the dozens of photographers present.
Hilton received proudly South African ostrich feathered “shawls” from the children’s home.
She also signed pictures of her wearing a bikini for the children.
Does anyone else find this somewhat perverted? Why would you give children something reminiscent of what one would find in some men’s magazine like Maxim?
“See kids… this is how you be slutty like me.”
What others said:
Dlisted says, “Remember when Paris promised to visit Rwanda? This is as close as it’s going to get. Dumb bitch probably think she IS in Rwanda. She’s so happy that she finally kept a promise. I really wish this trip was caught on video, so we could hear Paris’ publicist shouting at the kids, “SMILE! SMILE WIDER!”
In the current issue of ‘Vanity Fair’, the magazine takes a look at the men we would never know if it weren’t for their more famous female counterparts. In the picture we have Kevin Federline (of Britney Spears fame), Pete Wentz (of Ashlee Simpson fame), DJ Steve Aoki (of Lindsay Lohan fame), Benji Madden (of Sophie Monk fame), Cisco Adler (of Mischa Barton fame), and Joel Madden (of Hilary Duff and Nicole Richie fame).
Of dating one of the famous female starlets, Vanity Fair says,
“it’s like winning the tabloid lotto. It is to be chased by paparazzi, hounded by reporters, to have your mother in Sheboygan called and asked if she hears wedding bells. It’s to be granted access to the hottest parties and hot spots and hotels, as well as the company of other young and fetching fab females who may even start eyeing you with covetous curiosity or perhaps plans for revenge on their fellow starlets.”
And these are your up and coming kings of the Hollywood nightlife. Enjoy.
Source: “Spot The Douche!” [dlisted], “I’m with Her!†[Vanity Fair]
HIPSTERS may snicker at his sugary pop-punk band’s reputation as musical lightweights, but Good Charlotte rocker Benji Madden proved that he packs a heavyweight punch at nightclub Don Hill’s in TriBeCa on Saturday night.
The heavily tattooed musician delivered a well-deserved beatdown to an obnoxious clubgoer at the spot’s “MisShapes” party, reports a Page Six source. We’re told that the scrum started when the guy grabbed Madden’s hat. Madden wrestled him to the floor and started “punching the [bleep] out of him,” our tipster says.
After the clubgoer grabbed Madden’s necklace, a security guard jumped in and put a choke hold on the instigator, who was ultimately kicked out. Reps for Madden and for Don Hill’s did not return calls.
If you’re going to beat up somebody for touching your hat, it oughta at least be a cowboy hat, not some lame ass backwards baseball cap. There’s a fine tradition in country music of “don’t touch my hat” songs.
You’ll ride a black tornado across a western sky.
Rope an old blue norther and milk it ’till it’s dry.
Bulldog the Mississippi, pin its ears down flat
Long before you take this cowboy’s hat.
Lyle Lovett‘s contribution to the genre is probably the funniest.
“She tells Britain’s Heat magazine, “I do want a baby. Pretty soon. Not yet because I’m so busy, but next year.”
“Every time Paris saw something she liked, like a woman’s dress, she would ask how much it was. 
This is Hilton’s first visit to South Africa and most of the more than 200 children at the Jacaranda Children’s Home instantly recognized the star.
“it’s like winning the tabloid lotto. It is to be chased by paparazzi, hounded by reporters, to have your mother in Sheboygan called and asked if she hears wedding bells. It’s to be granted access to the hottest parties and hot spots and hotels, as well as the company of other young and fetching fab females who may even start eyeing you with covetous curiosity or perhaps plans for revenge on their fellow starlets.”
