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AskMen have put together a list of 10 women that give women a lady boner, if you don’t know what a lady boner is then I feel bad for your imagination. They are women that any woman finds hot and would love to be in a threesome or even one on one action with.
No.10 – Kate Beckinsale
Kate Beckinsale began her career as a lady-boner popper in Kenneth Branagh’s film adaptation of Much Ado About Nothing. From there, she continued to make her female fans swoon with the heartbreaking Brokedown Palace, the romantic Serendipity and as the love-torn nurse in Pearl Harbor. Unfortunately for the ladies, her smoking looks pushed her into guy-boner territory when she made films like Underworld, Van Helsing, and the Adam Sandler comedy Click (c’mon, who doesn’t want to fast-forward his wife). Yet, Kate Beckinsale’s not content — she wants to be considered a serious actress. If she continues to do films like Snow Angels and the upcoming drama Winged Creatures, she’ll be an untouchable lady-boner popper: beautiful and critically appreciated.
No.9 – Kate Moss
The most famous waif since Twiggy, Kate Moss is notorious for partying, drugging, and Winehouse-like fights with former boyfriend Pete Doherty. Despite all this, women can’t help but love her. After being dumped by a number of fashion designers due to her cocaine honeymoon, she was named the face Donna Karan, Yves Saint-Laurent and Roberto Cavalli for spring 2008. At 35 (that’s 60 in supermodel years), she just keeps going. Now she has her own clothing line, DJs parties with her superstar friends and even has a new ugly musician boyfriend, Jamie Hince from The Kills.
No.8 – M.I.A.
The British-born Tamil singer-songwriter first rose to acclaim as a visual artist. In 2004, hip-hop geeks started passing around her singles “Galang” and “Sunshowers” via file sharing. Four years later, she’s performing pregnant at the Grammy Awards alongside a foursome of male lady-boner poppers: Kanye West, T.I., Jay-Z and Lil Wayne. All pregnant women wish they looked that good at nine months and could pull off that outfit. Even with her music fame, Grammys and Oscar nomination, M.I.A. continues to make art that is heavily political and invokes the culture of her native Sri Lanka.
No.7 – Kate Winslet
Beating out over 175 other girls, Kate Winslet won her first major role in Peter Jackson’s Heavenly Creatures. She attacked the role of a teenage murderer and then became a graceful, Victorian beauty in Sense and Sensibility. It’s that same grace that makes women gaga now, along with Winslet’s refusal to conform to Hollywood’s stick-thin physical ideal. She wears her curves and classic beauty with confidence. This, along with her charisma and talent, makes the six-time Oscar-nominated (and one-time Oscar winning) Winslet one of the best actresses of her generation — and a huge lady-boner popper.
No.6 – Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson’s lady-boner power is proof positive that sometimes women are just like men. They don’t always care if a beautiful female has something going upstairs or not. She’s not a great actress and her album of Tom Waits covers seemed like a cool idea, until we realized people have ears. Scarlett Johansson pops lady boners with pure sex appeal. They just can’t help themselves: those full lips, that milky skin, that make-out scene with Penelope Cruz in Vicky Christina Barcelona. It makes women just as hot and bothered as men. You and your girlfriend can connect over that, if nothing else.
No.5 – Beyonce Knowles
Few musical artists, male or female, cause more of a stir on the dance floor than Beyonce. Her velvety voice and catchy tunes cause women to shake their booties and squeal. Men should all thank Beyonce for that. However, her female empowering “If I Were A Boy” and the commitment-happy “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)” make us look bad. That just makes ladies love her even more. She’s the new Mariah Carey without the crazy. She lives a hip-hop fairy tale with her thug prince Jay-Z and still manages to keep her personal life out of the limelight.
No.4 – Gisele Bundchen
The Brazilian beauty is the highest paid model in the world and the wife of NFL star Tom Brady. Women don’t know if they just want to stare at her for hours or be her. She’s lived the sweet life since her teens. Discovered by a modeling agency at the age of 14, Gisele moved to New York City at 16. Three years later, she appeared on the cover of Vogue. Nine years later, she’s appeared on over 500 magazine covers, dated Leonardo DiCaprio and professional surfer Kelly Slater and is listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as the world’s richest supermodel.
No.3 – Michelle Obama
Women in their mid-forties dream about looking so wonderful. Then there’s everything else Michelle Obama balances — being a mother and the First Lady, maintaining a rigorous workout schedule. She’s a self-made woman, clawing her way up from meager beginnings in Chicago to attend both Princeton and Harvard Law School, and then she became a high-powered Chicago lawyer. Some compliment her by comparing her to Jackie Kennedy, but the comparison is off. Where Jackie wore extravagance, Michelle makes J.Crew look great. She inspires regular women in these tough times to still embody class, style and poise.
No.2 – Tina Fey
Over the last two years, Tina Fey has skyrocketed into top lady-boner land. Here is one piece of proof that when women say that a sense of humor turns them on, they actually mean it. She’s smart, sexy and poised, and she balances being a mother and a wife with a career as one of the funniest people on earth. She was the first female head writer on SNL, then returned to impersonate Sarah Palin, giving the show their best ratings in 14 years. Her show 30 Rock, which she stars in and for which she does most of the writing, is the funniest thing on TV.
No.1 – Angelina Jolie
She is the beauty that defines this decade: glamorous, fat lips and skinny as hell. Women adore her as much as men covet her. Every female on earth, at least once, fantasized about what it would be like to steal Brad Pitt away from Jennifer Aniston. Jolie actually did it! She’s larger than life, gliding through the world picking up beautiful babies and starring in blockbusters and Oscar films alike. Nobody even remembers how f*cking crazy she was with Billy Bob Thornton — that says a lot.
Now, I agree with all of these women but where the hell is Adriana Lima?
source: Lady-Boner Poppers [AskMen]
It has been announced that Beyonce is to be named Woman Of The Year by Billboard Magazine at the 2009 Billboard Music Awards in October.
They describe the award as “given to a female recording artist that has inspired the music business with her success, leadership and new ideas.”
The reason they chose Beyonce is…
In the last year, Beyoncé kicked off her world tour “I Am…” in support of her third solo album “I Am…Sasha Fierce,” which debuted at No. 1 on the Billboard 200 chart in November and features the hit singles “If I Were A Boy,” “Single Ladies,” “Halo,” “Ego” and “Sweet Dreams.”
The tour also showcased Beyoncé’s philanthropic side as she gave 2,500 tickets to families affected by the auto industry crisis in Detroit and joined forces with General Mills Hamburger Helper and Feeding America to deliver 3.5 million meals to local food banks.
“Beyoncé is a multi-platinum artist and a multi-talented woman who clearly embodies the qualities of excellence and achievement that the Billboard Woman Of The Year Award was created to honor,” said Bill Werde, Billboard’s Editorial Director, about Beyoncé, who is the only performer in the 51-year history of the Billboard Hot 100 to top the chart for 10 weeks or more with a group and as a solo artist. “She has not only influenced pop culture with her hit songs and signature dance moves, but has inspired women everywhere with her unique style, business savvy and dedication to charitable causes.”
To be quite honest with you, I don’t care about any of this but I wanted to post hot pictures of Beyonce.
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I think Forbes are trying to send me into a severe depression or something, just last week they released their annual Hollywood’s Top-Earning Actresses but now they are releasing their Top-Earning Musicians of the year and yet again it makes me want to cry myself to sleep from jealousy:
1. Madonna
$110 million
Thanks to her “Sticky & Sweet Tour,” the top-grossing international and domestic tour of 2008 according to Pollstar, Madonna out earned the rest of her peers. She also released her 11th studio album, Hard Candy, which debuted at No.1 in over 30 countries. In the U.S., the album sold 100,000 copies on the first day of release. The Material Girl also endorses Louis Vuitton.
2. Celine Dion
$100 million
Returning to the touring stage after three years on the Las Vegas circuit was a boon to Dion’s bottom line. The Canadian singer was promoting the 2007 release of Taking Chances, her first studio album in English since 2003. The tour sold out in the U.S. and Canada, becoming the second top-grossing tour of 2008 with gross earnings of $237 million. Dion also released an English greatest-hits collection, My Love: Essential Collection, and a sixth perfume to her fragrance collection.
3. Beyonce
$87 million
In the last year, Queen B dropped a double album, starred in two films, performed at both the Oscars and a presidential Inaugural Ball and embarked on what is expected to be, at minimum, a 110-date international tour. She also expanded a fashion collection that includes casual and formal lines, as well as jewelry and eyeglasses, and added sponsors Nintendo, Crystal Geyser and General Mills to a roster of endorsers already including L’Oréal, Giorgio Armani and Samantha Thavasa handbags
4. Bruce Springsteen
$70 million
Along with the E Street Band, Springsteen’s tour grossed $166 million in 2008 to rank fourth among the top-grossing international tours of the year. The New Jersey crooner enjoyed a year in the spotlight, as his support of President Barack Obama, his Golden Globe win for his song on The Wrestler soundtrack and his NFL Super Bowl halftime performance kept him in the news.
5. Kenny Chesney
$65 million
Chesney, the continued top-grossing country act on tour, was the genre’s only star to make the top-10 international concert roster in 2008, grossing $72 million and selling over 1 million tickets. He also released Lucky Old Sun last October. Chesney was featured along with Jon Bon Jovi and Eric Clapton in Mastercard’s Roots of Rock sweepstakes and has endorsement deals with Cruzan Rum and Corona
6. Rascal Flatts
$60 million
The boys from Ohio have found a cozy niche for themselves with crossover pop/country hits and a young fan base. The group grossed $56 million on the road last year, but buoyed their earnings with lucrative endorsement deals with JCPenney and Hershey’s. Their latest album, Unstoppable, released in April, debuted at No. 1 on the Billboard 200.
7. Coldplay
$60 million
The British band Coldplay grossed $72 million from international touring in 2008. Their June 2008 release Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends became the most-downloaded album of all time, selling 354,000 digital copies in the first two weeks of its release. The group won three Grammys in February, including Best Rock Album.
8. AC/DC
$60 million
The Aussie rock band fronted by aging schoolboy Angus Young tied for No. 5 on this year’s list of top earners thanks to their seemingly relentless popularity. Their fall 2008 effort, Black Ice, was the band’s first album in eight years. Sales of Ice combined with international catalog sales made AC/DC the No. 1 catalog artist of 2008. As well, their domestic tour grossed $38 million in 2008
9. Eagles
$55 million
It was a bittersweet year for fans of the Eagles. The group released their first studio album since 1979, though according to Don Henley it will likely be their last collective effort. Long Road Out of Eden was sold exclusively through the band’s Web site, Sam’s Club and Wal-mart for the first year of its release, though it still managed to sell 700,000 copies in the first week. Their accompanying tour began last March at London’s O2 Arena, eventually grossing $87 million in 2008.
10. Toby Keith
$52 million
A consistent name among musical top earners, Toby Keith has continued to expand his brand. He grossed $31 million on tour in 2008, and That Don’t Make Me a Bad Guy, which has since sold over 500,000 copies. He also sees income from an endorsement deal with Ford, an eponymous chain of restaurants and as a prolific songwriter.
11. Bon Jovi
$50 million
The international tour to support Bon Jovi’s 2007 album Lost Highway grossed $176 million in 2008, ranking at No. 3 in Pollstar’s list of top worldwide tours and second only to Madonna based on the number of tickets sold. A documentary of the tour, When We Were Beautiful, was screened at the Tribeca Film Festival in April. A book of the same title is slated to hit bookstores this fall.
12. Dave Matthews Band
$45 million
One of the most prolific touring acts of the last decade–earning $47 million on the road last year–Dave Matthews Band is now drumming up buzz for Big Whiskey and the GrooGrux King, its first album in four years. The band’s saxophonist, LeRoi Moore, died last August from complications related to an ATV accident. The die-hard DMB fan base continues to bolster their bottom line, thanks to annual dues of the popular fan club, Warehouse, and merchandise sales.
Like promised, here is the continuation for FHM’s Sexiest 100 list off 2009. For numbers 100-50 check here.
49 – Amber Heard
48 – Mischa Barton
47 – Katherine Heigl
46 – Rachel McAdams
45 – Holly Valance
44 – Shakira (pictured above)
43 – Monica Bellucci
42 – Vanessa Hudgens
41 – Keira Knightley
40 – Hilary Duff
39 – Blake Lively
38 – Cameron Diaz
37 – Gisele Bundchen
36 – Carmen Electra (pictured above)
35 – Christina Aguilera
34 – Sienna Miller
33 – Beyoncé Knowles
32 – Jessica Simpson
31 – Kate Winslet
30 – Kim Kardashian
29 – Salma Hayek
28 – Charlize Theron
27 – Summer Glau
26 – Ali Larter
25 – Freida Pinto
24 – Anna Friel
23 – Kristin Kreuk
22 – Lindsay Lohan
21 – Mila Kunis (pictured above)
20 – Diora Baird
19 – Eva Mendes
18 – Hayden Panettiere
17 – Natalie Portman
16 – Kate Beckinsale
15 – Angelina Jolie
14 – Erica Durance (pictured above)
13 – The Veronicas
12 – Britney Spears
11 – Marisa Miller
10 – Katy Perry
09 – Anne Hathaway
08 – Heidi Montag
07 – Elisha Cuthbert
06 – Adriana Lima
05 – Madeline Zima
04 – Jessica Biel
03 – Scarlett Johansson
02 – Jessica Alba
01 – Megan Fox
Thoughts? For me it’s the same old list as every other one, just names thrown around a different way. Still, I would bang most of them.
Looks like L’Oreal have done it again, they’ve changed the skin color of Freida Pinto for their new campaign.
L’Oreal signed the Slumdog Millionaire actress to front their new ad campaign but judging from the ad the photoshoppers weren’t too happy with her natural skin color so they lightened her up quite a bit.
This isn’t the first time they have done this, you may remember there was a whole controversy over the Beyonce ads that came out.
Is it the lighting? Do L’Oreal have the right to change the skin color of someone? What are your thoughts?
It is that time of the year already when Maxim release their annual list of the years hottest women, voted by readers. The magazine isn’t released until tomorrow but here is the full list for you, it’s long so I am going to split this up into two posts. I will post 99-50 in this post and then 49-1 in the next post, some names will have pictures and some wont because, if I do all pictures you will be scrolling for the rest of the day… so lets get to it shall we?
100. Deanna Russo
99. Melissa Rycroft:
98. Rebecca Mader
97. Marisa Tomei
96. Olivia Munn
95. Padma Lakshmi
94. Yvonne Strahovski
93. Michelle Obama
92. Joanna Krupa:
91. Chelsea Handler
90. Roselyn Sanchez:
89. Jamie Chung
88. Diane Kruger
87. Summer Glau
86. Ali Campoverdi:
85. Michelle Trachtenberg
84. Minka Kelly
83. Whitney Port
82. Emma Watson
81. Heidi Montag
80. Jamie Gunns:
79. Jaime King
78. Danica Patrick
77. Stacy Keibler
76. Cameron Richardson
75. Tricia Helfer
74. Amanda Bynes
73. Ashley Tisdale
72. Camilla Belle
71. Gabrielle Union
70. Maria Menounos
69. Jennifer Morrison
68. Ashley Greene:
67. Emmy Rossum
66. Emma Stone
65. Amanda Righetti
64. Diora Baird
63. Milla Jovovich
62. Heidi Klum
61. Dania Ramirez:
60. Carrie Underwood
59. Ana Ivanovic
58. Miranda Kerr
57. Audrina Patridge:
56. Amber Heard
55. Christina Milian
54. Rachel Bilson
53. Kim Kardashian
52. Beyonce
51. Sienna Miller:
The top 50 will follow very soon, thoughts?
Ciara’s Nipple Slip Gala – City Rag
Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Melissa Baker – F-Listed
Angelina Jolie’s Secrets & Lies! – Popbytes
Hulk Hogan Creeps Me Out – Holy Moly
Kirstie Alley Was “Disgusting!” – Celebrity Smack
Victoria Principal Will Shoot You – Celeb News Wire
Jon Gosselin Is Hot For Teacher – Fatback Media
Julia Roberts In A Bikini – The Superficial
Chris Pine Is Horny At The Late Show – Pacific Coast News
David Spade Has Seen Better Days – Websters Is My Bitch
Beyonce Knowles IS Fierce! – ICYDK
Scarlett Johansson As Director? Not So Much – Celeb Warship
“New Moon” Movie Secrets Revealed! – Socialite Life
Caption Hayden Panettiere – Hollywood Dame
Russians Fearful Of Madonna’s Upcoming Concert – Celebitchy
Valet Damages Lindsay Lohan’s Borrowed Maserati – Allie Is Wired
Solange Knowles, sister of Beyonce, attended the Toni Maticevski fashion show in NYC yesterday and managed to expose more than intended.
What others said:
- Dlisted says, “This is why Solange never gets to leave the basement! When she does she shames the good family name with crap like this!”
Britney Spears‘ Crotch Shots (Has it Been 8 times?) – City Rag
Scarlett Johansson’s Maternal Glow – Flisted
Mary-Kate Olsen is Pregnant – Fatback Media
Celebrate New Years with Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz – Celebrity Smack
Gregory to Be Next ‘Meet the Press’ Host – Popeater
Beyonce Shows Off Her Wedding Ring – Popbytes
Courtney Love Set the Stage for Britney Spears – Celebitchy
Heidi and Spencer are Back from Fake Honeymoon – Socialites Life
Stop Sienna Miller & Balthazar Getty from Making a Movie – Holy Moly
Mel Gibson Facing Hollywood’s Most Costly Divorce – Celebslam
Kim Kardashian Looks Like Crap with Bangs – Seriously? OMG! WTF?
130,000 Inflatable Breasts Have Gone Missing – Candy Kirby
Paris Hilton’s Boobies Have Been Working Overtime – Hollywood Tuna
Miley Cyrus to Work with Annie Leibovitz Again – Gabby Babble
How Many Madonna Poses Can Britney Spears Strike – Best Week Ever
Courtney Love Does British ‘Elle’ Magazine – Pink is the New Blog
Stephen Colbert Wants To Take Down Kanye West – Dlisted
Brad and Angelina Should Invite Britney Spears Over – Celeb News Wire
Jessica Simpson Plays Bingo Halls Now – Celeb Warship
Brad Pitt Looking Very ‘Pedo’ with Stache – The Superficial
Audrina Patridge Talks About Lauren Conrad/Bobby Rumors – Anything Hollywood
Vin Diesel’s Mexican Baby Momma Paloma Jimenez – The Bastardly
Shalom Harlow Nude in Purple Magazine – Egotastic
Kate Walsh Does the Baggy Boyfriend Jeans – Just Jared
Britney Spears ‘For the Record’ Full Video (see here) – Allie is Wired
McAfee have just released their list of the most dangerous celebrity to search for online, this time Brad Pitt has come out on top of the list, replacing Paris Hitlon. The list:
1 Brad Pitt — When “Brad Pitt screensavers” was searched, more than half of the resulting Web sites were identified as containing malicious downloads with spyware, adware and potential viruses.
2 Beyonce – Inputting “Beyonce ringtones” into a search engine yields risky Web sites that promote misleading offers to gather consumers’ personal information.
3 Justin Timberlake – Interest in his high-profile relationships makes him an easy target for spammers and hackers. When searching for “Justin Timberlake downloads” one Web site advertised free music downloads that were flagged as directly leading to spam, spyware and adware.
4 Heidi Montag – “The Hills” star is a popular search term when it comes to searching for wallpaper. A host of wallpaper Web sites contained hundreds of malware-laden downloads.
5 Mariah Carey – Spammers and hackers are using Mariah Carey screen saver Web sites to link to other sites proven to contain spyware, adware and other threatening downloads.
6 Jessica Alba – Red-ranked risky sites were identified when searching for “Jessica Alba” and “Jessica Alba downloads.” The sites contained hundreds of malicious downloads, links to other bad sites, misleading offers to gather information, and a high number of spam emails when an email address was provided.
7 Lindsay Lohan – This young Hollywood starlet is as dangerous to search online as she is famous. Searching for “Lindsay Lohan downloads” resulted in several dangerous Web sites laden with hidden adware.
8 Cameron Diaz – Cybercriminals use download Web sites related to Cameron Diaz’s image to link to other harmful sites containing spyware.
 
9 George Clooney, Rihanna – The technology found one Web site embedded with hundreds of dangerous wallpaper and photo downloads after inputting “George Clooney downloads.” “Rihanna pictures” was also a risky search term, as McAfee identified a site that spammed its test email address.
11 Angelina Jolie – When “Angelina Jolie downloads” was searched, the software highlighted a risky site with 978 hidden malware-infected wallpaper and photo downloads, as well as links to other potentially dangerous URLs.
12 Fergie – A Fergie screen saver site was flagged as offering 111 risky downloads that could seriously compromise a PC’s privacy with unwanted spyware and adware.
 
13 David Beckham, Katie Holmes – The “David Beckham” search term generated a great deal of wallpaper and screen saver downloads veiled with malware. Consumers should also exercise caution when searching for “Katie Holmes” online — one download site advertised free screen savers that, if
downloaded, would infect your computer with malicious programs like spyware.
15 Katherine Heigl – Hollywood’s big headliner in recent years is now susceptible to Internet lurkers too. “Katherine Heigl” was searched and a site was identified containing hundreds of malware-infected pictures.
But why do you need to search for celebrities when you can just come here?
list source: [the earth times]
It’s no secret that magazines and other media outlets use Photoshop to make their cover models look “just so,” but is lightening or color correcting a photograph the same as completely changing the way a person looks?
Is this practice of over-photoshopping contributing to damaged body images of Americans?
W Magazine turned a golden goddess Kate Hudson into the ice queen on its September 2008 cover. W is claiming that the image is an actual photograph of Kate Hudson. We’re sure it is, but it looks like the photo editors glossed it over and slicked it up in Photoshop. The image also bears an uncanny resemblance to photographer Patrick Demarchelier’s 1994 Harper’s Bazaar cover photograph of Nadja Auermann. So perhaps W is guilty of more than just changing someone’s face. Way to be creative … stealing someone else’s idea and using it on one of your biggest issues of the year.
Caution: Objects may be larger than they appear. In this case it appears that Seventeen magazine used Photoshop to place Miley Cyrus‘ head on a smaller body. Does this petite 15-year-old really need to appear smaller? It also looks as if they elongated her front teeth and somehow inverted her arms. Or did they do that pose on purpose? That must have been an uncomfortable photo shoot.
Funnyman Dane Cook has recently been complaining about the movie posters for his ssoon-to-be-released flick ‘My Best Friend’s Girl.’ A few of Cook’s complaints are: “The left side of my face seems to be melting off of my skull. It looks like I’m wearing Maybelline Water Shine Diamonds Liquid Lipstick. It’s no secret that I’m more rugged facially due to a drunken visit by the teen acne fairy, but according to this poster I’ve got perfect porcelain flesh.” You missed one Dane: where is the scar on your eyebrow?
Jennifer Love Hewitt was splashed on the cover of US Weekly showing off her 18-pound weight loss, claiming that she lost the weight in 10 weeks. Skeptics are saying Jen used the “Photoshop diet” to shed those pounds. Bloggers have been calling her a hypocrite after her statement when she defended her weight gain on her website: “I know what I look like, and so do my friends and family. And like all women out there should, I love my body.To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini — put it on and stay strong. XoxoJLH”.
On her new album cover, singer and actress Jennifer Hudson seems to have melted away at the midriff. Jennifer has refused to comment on her new cover.
Ukrainian actress and model Milla Jovovich is not the 13-year-old model she used to be. Can someone please tell Lucky magazine that it’s OK to look your age?
In its September 2008 issue, Elle decided to chop up (lumberjack) Jessica Simpson for the cover. It appears as if the editors chipped away at her waist and part of her left thigh and buttocks. They somehow also made her hair as wide as her hips.
James Franco is glowing on the September cover of GQ. What exactly makes a man glow like that?
Michelle Obama has discovered the fountain of youth. On this month’s cover of Ebony she doesn’t have a single line on her face. Her skin is so beautiful anyway, there was no need to make it unnatural.
Teen Vogue allowed Vanessa Hudgens to look her age on its September cover. She looks natural and very much like herself. There is some shadowing underneath her eyes in the photo on the right, but that’s nothing that a fill light wouldn’t take care of. We think this cover is the least Photoshopped of the month.
At first we thought this was a photo of Mischa Barton’s wax figure on Marie Claire’s UK cover, because apparently her skin has a shiny plastic coating.
‘Gossip Girl’s’ Blake Lively has reportedly been unhappy with recent magazine photographs, but we think she looks beautiful on the September 2008 cover of Cosmopolitan. Her hair is wider than her hips, too, but nonetheless.
Harper’s Bazaar might have made a few minor changes, but Tyra Banks still has it. She even looks great under the glare of flash bulbs (picture at right). The former professional model still knows what she is doing.
We’re comparing the ad to a more recent photo of Beyonce from May 6th. Her skin tone does appear lighter with blond hair than dark brown, but not that light. This week Essence magazine published the same ad from L’Oreal with a much darker-skinned starlet.
Tiny sleeping beauties Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline were recently splashed across the covers of two mags, People and Hello. Skeptics are claiming the smiling infants were Photoshopped. They argue that babies do not typically smile from external stimulation until they are 2 to 4 months old. The millions paid by the magazines to the couple to secure the rights to the photos went to the pair’s charity foundation.
Kate Hudson Naked, Nude & Tattooed – City Rag
Ashley Tisdale & Jared Murillo Are Jaywalking – The Bastardly
Pamela Anderson Uses Nipples to Save Chickens – Flisted
Madonna’s Brother Says She’s Conceited – Celebrity Smack
Lauren Conrad’s Boobs are Drunk – Drunken Stepfather
Apple & Moses, Meet Your Brother Chewbacca – Celeb News Wire
Jared Leto is a Humanitarian – Pink is the New Blog
Nike Finally Obliges with Marty ‘Air McFly’ Shoe – Bumpshack
Ethan Hawke Marries His Pregnant Former Nanny – Bricks and Stones
Mary Kate Olsen Returning to Rehab – Anything Hollywood
Amy Winehouse’s Neighbors Don’t Like Her – Gabby Babble
Jessica Biel Harper’s Bazaar August 2008 – Daily Stab
Meet Dave World Premiere – Hollywire
Even Beyonce’s Wax Figure Shows Armpits – Popbytes
Paris Hilton Denies Using Dogs as Accessories – Dlisted
Denise Richards Bikini Photo Shoot – The Bastardly
Ali Larter Lures Us In a Bikini – Flisted
New York Pay Phones are Scary – City Rag
It’s All About Product Placement – Bumpshack
Brooke Hogan Doesn’t Talk to Mom Anymore – Celebrity Smack
Dexter’s Work Is Never Done – Pink is the New Blog
Alyssa Milano Naked and Cut Up – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Ray Quinn to Star in Grease – Holy Moly
Madonna and Hubby to Split After World Tour – Bricks and Stones
Solange Knowles Parties with Lindsay & Sam – Celeb Warship
Paris Hilton Has Never Looked Better – Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Carmen Electra Promotes Gaming Tables – Popbytes
Britney Spears is NOT Sexy in a Bikini – Egotastic
Michelle Williams Fighting for Matilda’s Inheritance – A Socialites Life
Billie Piper Thinks Nudity Will Ruin Career – Celeb News Wire
Cynthia Nixon Didn’t Get Her Titties Done – Pop On The Pop
Alicia Silverstone’s Dogs Don’t Fart – Allie is Wired
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We all know that Oprah is the shiz when it comes to making money. She commands the minds of underground armies of housewives everywhere. The Queen reclaims her perch at the top of the Forbes Power List for the second year in a row. Her minions sitting below fell short of the $275 million marker.
The Forbes Power List Top 10
1. Oprah Winfrey
2. Tiger Woods
3. Angelina Jolie
4. Beyoncé Knowles
5. David Beckham
6. Johnny Depp
7. Jay-Z
8. The Police
9. J.K. Rowling
10. Brad Pitt
Tiger Woods, not even making half of what Opie made, secured his second place spot at $115 million. Angelina Jolie is up there because her uterus is Brad Pitt’s playground and for bringing home $14 million.
I bet Obama is maniacally laughing on top of Mount Oprah thankful his diabolic plan of garnering the African American version of She-ra on his side is all going according to plan.
Source: Oprah, Brad and Angelina Top New Power List [People]
Paris Hilton’s Puppy Mill – City Rag
Victoria Beckham Looks Truly Scary – The Bastardly
I Spy Lily Allen’s Nipples – Ninja Dude
Blake Lively’s Southern Baptist Rack – Fatback Media
Kristen Bell Is Naked; Not Cute – Celeb News Wire
Beyonce and Jay Z Pre-nup Details – Anything Hollywood
Spencer Pratt Likes Anal Sex – Celebrity Smack
Victoria Beckham Pregnant Again – Popbytes
Soccer Streaker Strips Down for Playboy – Bumpshack
Pete Doherty is a Free Man – Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Lindsay Lohan Makes a Move on Joel Madden – Dlisted
Suri Cruise Wears Very Expensive Clothes – Popsugar
Paris Hilton & Benji Madden Starting to Look-alike? – Pop On The Pop
Michelle Trachtenburg’s Nipple Pasties – Drunken Stepfather
Fergie’s Got Ass – Hollywood Tuna
Bai Ling Has the Ugliest Boobs – VIP Flux
Madonna Likes to Kiss Her Back-up Dancers – Celeb Warship
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