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I’m not sure why the photographer only took one photo of Kellie Pickler in her bikini, clearly her body was worth an entire roll of film.
It “almost” makes you want to get a set of implants too…almost.
source: Kellie Pickler’s Breasts In A Bikini Are A Masterpiece [hollywood tuna]
Yes… that’s Brooke Hogan, upside down, hanging from a tree like a monkey.
At first glance, I was thinking Brooke looked a little more feminine than usual. But then I saw the one below. Clearly this young lady is taking some form of steroids.
“Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ’cause I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, y’know?” –Brooke Hogan
See the rest of Brooke’s green bikini photos HERE.
source: [drunken stepfather]
Uma Thurman caught onlookers by surprise as she revealed a rather enlarged tummy while frolicking aboard a yacht in a skimpy bikini with her new fiancé Arpad ‘Arki’ Busson.
Is it just a little gas…OR, is the waistline the result of a little lunch-time indulgence?
source: Uma Thurman reveals a mysterious protruding belly on a romantic cruise with fiancé Arki [mail online]

Some say the best part of summer is the smell of fresh cut grass or going to the beach and watching the sunset. Awww. In all honesty unless you are a free of genitalia or Clay Aiken, bikini photos are the best part of summer.
Carrie Underwood hit the beach and took a quick dunk in the water. While Jessica Simpson may sport a bigger rack, Underwood has the better bod for the skimpy swim suit.
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Source: Carrie Underwood Bikini Pictures [Hollywood Tuna]
What exactly is Eva doing in this photo, hosing “it” off?
Eva Longoria is currently vacationing in Portofino, Italy. Hence why we have these lovely photos of her in a bikini.
Personally, I don’t find this woman even remotely attractive, but I’m sure somebody does — besides Tony Parker.
What others said:
- Hollywood Tuna says, “I can’t stand Eva Longoria. Everything from her face to her personality to her non-toned skinny ass just makes my penis turn back into his shell.”
- Egotastic says, “Now, there have been some rumours that Eva Longoria might be pregnant, and you may believe those rumours if you take these pictures at face value, what with her sporting a larger tummy than usual. But keep in ming that Eva Longoria is so tiny, she would look pregnant after eating a sandwich.”
Dara Torres is smokin’ hot for a 41-year-old chick.
The above photo of Torres showing her six pack and a whole lot more is from a New York Times Magazine profile from over the weekend that J.A. Adonde can’t stop talking about on PTI. I finally had to take a lot for myself and I have to admit that I’d hit it, even if she is old enough to be a grandma.
Okay, she’d have had to have her first kid at twenty and that kid would have had to follow suit, but she could be a grandma at 41.
As it is, she’s just a mother of a 2-year-old todder, Tess Grace. I guess that just makes her a MILF.
She gets what Elizabeth Weil terms “a breathtaking body” honestly.
She broke her first of three world records in 1982, at 14, and she has retired from swimming and come back three times, her latest effort built on an obsessive attention to her aging body.
Torres’s retinue includes a head coach, a sprint coach, a strength coach, two stretchers, two masseuses, a chiropractor and a nanny, at the cost of at least $100,000 per year. At the Olympic trials, this week, in Omaha, Neb., she’s expected to swim fast enough to make her fifth Olympic team. If she does, she’ll be the first American swimmer to compete in five Olympics (despite sitting out 1996 and 2004). She’ll also be oldest female swimmer in the history of the Olympic games.
I hope she makes it. And then retires to do a nude shoot for Playboy before it’s too late.
Source: A Swimmer of a Certain Age [NYT Magazine]
Paris Hilton Denies Using Dogs as Accessories - Dlisted
Denise Richards Bikini Photo Shoot - The Bastardly
Ali Larter Lures Us In a Bikini - Flisted
New York Pay Phones are Scary - City Rag
It’s All About Product Placement - Bumpshack
Brooke Hogan Doesn’t Talk to Mom Anymore - Celebrity Smack
Dexter’s Work Is Never Done - Pink is the New Blog
Alyssa Milano Naked and Cut Up - (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Ray Quinn to Star in Grease - Holy Moly
Madonna and Hubby to Split After World Tour - Bricks and Stones
Solange Knowles Parties with Lindsay & Sam - Celeb Warship
Paris Hilton Has Never Looked Better - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Carmen Electra Promotes Gaming Tables - Popbytes
Britney Spears is NOT Sexy in a Bikini - Egotastic
Michelle Williams Fighting for Matilda’s Inheritance - A Socialites Life
Billie Piper Thinks Nudity Will Ruin Career - Celeb News Wire
Cynthia Nixon Didn’t Get Her Titties Done - Pop On The Pop
Alicia Silverstone’s Dogs Don’t Fart - Allie is Wired
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Timepassnews.com linked with Lindsay Lohan Nipple Slip
Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom have been vacationing together. First Orlando’s butt was spotted, now we have topless pictures of Miranda.
The one good thing about these Miranda Kerr bikini photos,… if she ever came up missing — we’ve found a strong, identifiable mark on her, that will clearly help authorities identify the body.
What others said:
- Egotastic says, “It’s also nice to see that Miranda Kerr doesn’t take her work home with her. After all, we just saw Miranda Kerr in a bikini on the runway yesterday, and who wants to wear their work clothes on their day off? I just wish Miranda had more days off.”
- Celebslam says, “If you were on vacation at a resort and a supermodel was walking around topless, how long would it take for you to do something that would most likely lead to your arrest? For me, I’m saying 15 seconds.
See the NSFW photos after the jump!
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Marla Maples (age 44) proves she’s still got it in a bikini. She also appears to be quite flexible.


source: Marla Maples Bikini Pictures [hollywood tuna]
Rihanna Wears a Nipple Ring - Drunken Stepfather
Gemma Atkinson Bikini Photos - The Bastardly
Sophia Bush is Single - Fatback Media
Kristen Bell’s Sexy Ass In FHM UK - Ninja Dude
Christina DeRosa Candid Interview - Flisted
Amy Winehouse Doctors State the Obvious - Holy Moly
Donald Trump Thinks He’s a Sex God - Celebrity Smack
Jamie Lynn Spears Having Baby Tomorrow - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Heidi Klum’s Weird Tattoo - Celeb Warship
Tom Cruise Replaced in Mission Impossible Franchise - Celebitchy
Pamela Anderson Has a Stalker - The Rad Report
Kirstie Alley Collapses - Popbytes
Ugliest Celebrity Dads - Bumpshack
Madonna’s Daughter Has a Lip Ring - Pink is the New Blog
Jeremy Piven Has a Wig Adjuster - City Rag
Sienna Miller & Russell Crowe in Robin Hood - Hot Momma Gossip
Mickey Rourke Likes Gay Strippers - Yeeeah!
Megan Fox Has a Naked Finger - Celeb News Wire
Tori Spelling’s Dog Died - Gabby Babble
Cyd Charisse Has Died - Bricks and Stones
Britney Spears Father Sells Her House - Hollywire
Yay Boston Celtics - Pop On The Pop
Jennifer Lopez’s Twins Surface - Allie is Wired
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