Some say the best part of summer is the smell of fresh cut grass or going to the beach and watching the sunset. Awww. In all honesty unless you are a free of genitalia or Clay Aiken, bikini photos are the best part of summer.
Carrie Underwood hit the beach and took a quick dunk in the water. While Jessica Simpson may sport a bigger rack, Underwood has the better bod for the skimpy swim suit.
What exactly is Eva doing in this photo, hosing “it” off?
Eva Longoria is currently vacationing in Portofino, Italy. Hence why we have these lovely photos of her in a bikini.
Personally, I don’t find this woman even remotely attractive, but I’m sure somebody does — besides Tony Parker.
What others said:
Hollywood Tuna says, “I can’t stand Eva Longoria. Everything from her face to her personality to her non-toned skinny ass just makes my penis turn back into his shell.”
Egotastic says, “Now, there have been some rumours that Eva Longoria might be pregnant, and you may believe those rumours if you take these pictures at face value, what with her sporting a larger tummy than usual. But keep in ming that Eva Longoria is so tiny, she would look pregnant after eating a sandwich.”
Dara Torres is smokin’ hot for a 41-year-old chick.
The above photo of Torres showing her six pack and a whole lot more is from a New York Times Magazine profile from over the weekend that J.A. Adonde can’t stop talking about on PTI. I finally had to take a lot for myself and I have to admit that I’d hit it, even if she is old enough to be a grandma.
Okay, she’d have had to have her first kid at twenty and that kid would have had to follow suit, but she could be a grandma at 41.
As it is, she’s just a mother of a 2-year-old todder, Tess Grace. I guess that just makes her a MILF.
She gets what Elizabeth Weil terms “a breathtaking body” honestly.
She broke her first of three world records in 1982, at 14, and she has retired from swimming and come back three times, her latest effort built on an obsessive attention to her aging body.
Torres’s retinue includes a head coach, a sprint coach, a strength coach, two stretchers, two masseuses, a chiropractor and a nanny, at the cost of at least $100,000 per year. At the Olympic trials, this week, in Omaha, Neb., she’s expected to swim fast enough to make her fifth Olympic team. If she does, she’ll be the first American swimmer to compete in five Olympics (despite sitting out 1996 and 2004). She’ll also be oldest female swimmer in the history of the Olympic games.
I hope she makes it. And then retires to do a nude shoot for Playboy before it’s too late.
Source:Â A Swimmer of a Certain Age [NYT Magazine]
Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom have been vacationing together. First Orlando’s butt was spotted, now we have topless pictures of Miranda.
The one good thing about these Miranda Kerr bikini photos,… if she ever came up missing — we’ve found a strong, identifiable mark on her, that will clearly help authorities identify the body.
What others said:
Egotastic says, “It’s also nice to see that Miranda Kerr doesn’t take her work home with her. After all, we just saw Miranda Kerr in a bikini on the runway yesterday, and who wants to wear their work clothes on their day off? I just wish Miranda had more days off.”
Celebslam says, “If you were on vacation at a resort and a supermodel was walking around topless, how long would it take for you to do something that would most likely lead to your arrest? For me, I’m saying 15 seconds.
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Kim Kardashian and her sister Kourtney
slipped into teeny bikinis yesterday for a photoshoot in Monaco.
I know a lot of you find Kim Kardashian sexy – hot and all that nonsense, but in some circles she would be called a “fat ass”.
What others said:
Celebslam says, “God is a heavy heavy drinker. There’s really no other way to explain the size of that ass. A brilliant Harvard-tenured physicist tried last year. He went crazy after six months of research. Guy’s currently locked up in an asylum. True story.”
Chloe Marshall is the first size 16 beauty queen contender to make it to the finals of the Miss England contest.
Does her belly button look a little infected to you?
Here’s her shapely body in the official Miss England bikini – not forgetting her tiara of course – in her first bikini photoshoot since winning the Miss Surrey title. Lovely.
The 17-year-old trainee beautician doesn’t look like your average beauty queen. And she couldn’t be happier about it.
She said: “It’s what I was born to do – posing for the camera. And as I keep saying, I love my body.
“People seem desperate to get me to say that I don’t, that deep down I’m not happy and would rather be thin, but the fact is I wouldn’t change myself at all.
“Do I have fat days? Of course, but what woman doesn’t!”
Chloe beat a host of slimmer hopefuls to be named Miss Surrey earlier this month, and hopes to win the national competition in July.
The Guildford-born plus-size model weighs 12st 8lb, is 5ft 10in tall and has a 38DD bust.
But although she is the average size for a woman, in the age which has seen the rise of the scarily thin size zero model, she certainly stands out.
Does the interviewer call her Chloe Mitchell? I’m going to have to go with a size 18W, there is no way she’s a size 16.
source: Size 16 Miss England hopeful Chloe unveils a curvy look in first official bikini shoot [daily mail]
Here’s Cameron Diaz‘s new spread in UK GQ magazine.
You know, when her mouth is shut and not uttering words in that squeaky, high-pitched obnoxious voice of hers, and with her face turned at an angle in almost every shot… she looks pretty hot.
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source: Cameron Diaz Bikini Pictures in GQ UK: Sexy? [egotastic]
From the front Mena Suvari’s bikini looks pretty harmless. A little strapless number in a lovely maroon hue. Then she turns around to show paparazzi her fantastic asset.
She and boyfriend Simone Sestito (totally sounds like drag queen name) hit the beach in Miami on Sunday. The two weren’t shy in showing their…ahem…affection to each other. They practically had an orgy on the beach. The two have been dating for just over a year.
I never realized she a giant tattoo on her back. Starting at the base of her neck she has a lion and some script that reads “Word, Sound, Power.â€
These photos almost makes me want to put my cheese danish down and grab some Kashi for my breakfast enjoyment….almost.
Hey Paris Hilton….guess what, … Sophie is Hotter than you!
Here’s one of the most underrated celebrities out there right now, Sophie Monk, in the latest issue of Men’s Style doing what she does best, wearing a bikini.
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Here’s the newly single blonde bombshell in a old music video, after she left Bardot, but before she moved to the states.
Keeley Hazell who is pictured promoting Lynx Body Spray, is pictured standing next to men made out of chocolate. As if that isn’t weird enough, the men look like they are about to attack her… rather scary looking if you ask me.
Here’s one of the Lynx Body Spray ads that apparently was too much for TV and was subsequently yanked.
She broke her first of three world records in 1982, at 14, and she has retired from swimming and come back three times, her latest effort built on an obsessive attention to her aging body.
The 17-year-old trainee beautician doesn’t look like your average beauty queen. And she couldn’t be happier about it.
