Anna Kournikova in Maxim Photos

Anna Kournikova bared her assets in the upcoming September issue of Maxim magazine.

Despite leaving Grand Slam tennis behind, Kournikova remains unrivaled as the hottest queen of the court.

What others said:

• Egotastic says, “Holy crap does Anna Kournikova look hot. In particular, Anna Kournikova’s ass is looking particularly spectacular.”

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Photo of the Day: Mischa Barton Serial Bikini Poser

Six Things We Love About This Photo:

• 1. The glorious hair of Mischa’s man. That’s volume!
• 2. The idea of guessing what he’s reading. Tolstoy? Tori Spelling? Who knows!
• 3. Poor unknowning bald dude in the background. He deserves royalties.
• 4. Scratch scratch sniff.
• 5. The amazement that such small breasts can escape.
• 6. Because couture jewelry is so beach-appropriate.

Carrie Underwood Bikini Photos

Some say the best part of summer is the smell of fresh cut grass or going to the beach and watching the sunset. Awww. In all honesty unless you are a free of genitalia or Clay Aiken, bikini photos are the best part of summer.

Carrie Underwood hit the beach and took a quick dunk in the water. While Jessica Simpson may sport a bigger rack, Underwood has the better bod for the skimpy swim suit.

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Source: Carrie Underwood Bikini Pictures [Hollywood Tuna]

Eva Longoria Bikini Photos

What exactly is Eva doing in this photo, hosing “it” off?

Eva Longoria is currently vacationing in Portofino, Italy. Hence why we have these lovely photos of her in a bikini.

Personally, I don’t find this woman even remotely attractive, but I’m sure somebody does — besides Tony Parker.

What others said:

• Hollywood Tuna says, “I can’t stand Eva Longoria. Everything from her face to her personality to her non-toned skinny ass just makes my penis turn back into his shell.”
• Egotastic says, “Now, there have been some rumours that Eva Longoria might be pregnant, and you may believe those rumours if you take these pictures at face value, what with her sporting a larger tummy than usual. But keep in ming that Eva Longoria is so tiny, she would look pregnant after eating a sandwich.”

Jim Carrey Wearing McCarthy’s One Piece Bathing Suit

Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy had a little bit of fun with the paparazzi outside their Malibu home.

Clearly Jim Carrey rocked the suit better, don’t you think? I bet they keep each other in stitches, I can’t even picture Carrey being “serious”.

What others said:

• Dlisted says, “First of all, that suit makes his badonkadonk look fat. His chichis could use a little padding AND homegirl didn’t wax her crotch jungle.”

Miranda Kerr Topless Photos

Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom have been vacationing together. First Orlando’s butt was spotted, now we have topless pictures of Miranda.

The one good thing about these Miranda Kerr bikini photos,… if she ever came up missing — we’ve found a strong, identifiable mark on her, that will clearly help authorities identify the body.

What others said:

• Egotastic says, “It’s also nice to see that Miranda Kerr doesn’t take her work home with her. After all, we just saw Miranda Kerr in a bikini on the runway yesterday, and who wants to wear their work clothes on their day off? I just wish Miranda had more days off.”
• Celebslam says, “If you were on vacation at a resort and a supermodel was walking around topless, how long would it take for you to do something that would most likely lead to your arrest? For me, I’m saying 15 seconds.

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Marla Maples Bikini Photos

Marla Maples (age 44) proves she’s still got it in a bikini. She also appears to be quite flexible.

source: Marla Maples Bikini Pictures [hollywood tuna]

Links To Hollywood - #128

Rihanna Wears a Nipple Ring - Drunken Stepfather

Gemma Atkinson Bikini Photos - The Bastardly

Sophia Bush is Single - Fatback Media

Kristen Bell’s Sexy Ass In FHM UK - Ninja Dude

Christina DeRosa Candid Interview - Flisted

Amy Winehouse Doctors State the Obvious - Holy Moly

Donald Trump Thinks He’s a Sex God - Celebrity Smack

Jamie Lynn Spears Having Baby Tomorrow - Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Heidi Klum’s Weird Tattoo - Celeb Warship

Tom Cruise Replaced in Mission Impossible Franchise - Celebitchy

Pamela Anderson Has a Stalker - The Rad Report

Kirstie Alley Collapses - Popbytes

Ugliest Celebrity Dads - Bumpshack

Madonna’s Daughter Has a Lip Ring - Pink is the New Blog

Jeremy Piven Has a Wig Adjuster - City Rag

Sienna Miller & Russell Crowe in Robin Hood - Hot Momma Gossip

Mickey Rourke Likes Gay Strippers - Yeeeah!

Megan Fox Has a Naked Finger - Celeb News Wire

Tori Spelling’s Dog Died - Gabby Babble

Cyd Charisse Has Died - Bricks and Stones

Britney Spears Father Sells Her House - Hollywire

Yay Boston Celtics - Pop On The Pop

Jennifer Lopez’s Twins Surface - Allie is Wired

Kim Kardashian Bikini Photos

Kim Kardashian and her sister Kourtney
slipped into teeny bikinis yesterday for a photoshoot in Monaco.

I know a lot of you find Kim Kardashian sexy - hot and all that nonsense, but in some circles she would be called a “fat ass”.

What others said:

• Celebslam says, “God is a heavy heavy drinker. There’s really no other way to explain the size of that ass. A brilliant Harvard-tenured physicist tried last year. He went crazy after six months of research. Guy’s currently locked up in an asylum. True story.”