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Paris Hilton decided to go for a staged photo op in her bikini on a beach in Dubaii while she is there filming a new season of her MTV show My New BFF.
This is nothing new for Paris posing in her bikini, the only problem is that when you’re in Dubaii you’re not supposed to wear bikinis as it is against the law.
The funny thing about this whole thing is, producers warned her ass not to do it and the day before wearing her two piece she “made a big public speech, saying how much she loved the Middle East and respected its culture.”
Of course as she always does when she breaks the law, Paris gets off without as much as a warning. Other Westerners have been jailed for this in the past, why couldn’t get arrest Paris and throw her in one of them dirty jails where nobody speaks English?
It could be the lighting but is it just me that sees her face is white, half of her body is tanned and her stomach looks like fake tan is having a bad reaction to the sea water? Or that could just be how Paris Hilton’s body is from all the herpes.
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Katie Price was snapped by the paps during an offshore photo shoot. Either those bikini bottoms are too large, or Katie’s lacking in attention to detail, cause her tag is hanging out.
You know what these images remind me of? My dog Abby when she used to go in heat… see how she’s sticking her butt up in the air?
Shameless!
source: Katie Price Attempts The Jessica Alba Bikini Ass Pose [hollywood tuna]
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Doing her best to promote her new acting job of being on The Hills, Kristin Cavallari took herself to the beach to pose in a photo op in her bikini.
So did anyone watch the season finale of The Hills before the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday? If you did then you know that Kristin made her debut on it.
We all know it’s fake and Kristin is only on the show to bring some drama with her self proclaimed acting skills, but it looked beyond fake to me.
Seriously who just walks into a wedding like that? And, I am not talking about Lauren Conrad or Heidi Montag but Kristin’s entrance was obviously staged.
Anyway who cares, Kristin Cavallari’s body is banging and she looks hot in these pictures so enjoy them.
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I don’t know much about Emily Scott other than she is hot, well here is a nice wake up call for us all after the long weekend - she is posing in her bikini for Ralph Magazine.
On top of giving a very sexy photoshoot for the magazine, Emily also gave an interview. Here are some of her thoughts on very important stuff:
On the appeal of boobs: “I’m not really sure. I don’t know if size is really a factor. I think it’s more of a shape thing. Also, I guess because boys don’t have them, there’s a curiosity.”
On whats hotter, showing cleavage or boobs out: “The cleavage. Alluding to something is often sexier than the full show. People like a preview.”
How long should foreplay last for: “From a woman’s point of view, as long as possible. Why rush? Foreplay should be savored.”
What she would rate her own body out of 10: “I can’t rate it out of 10 but I like my body. It’s important to love your body and look after it. I actually like my feet. They’re very small - at school I was nicknamed Angel Toes.”
On who she thinks the sexiest woman is: “Megan Fox is stunning. I find Angelina Jolie beautiful. Angelina’s personality makes her sexy - she’s intense. There’s something sexy about Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel as well.”
Hot and will discuss important topics, Emily Scott is a good woman.
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Just like the title says, Cindy Crawford looks really good in her bikini… at the age of 43.
She was in Los Angeles doing some photoshoot, I don’t know what this photoshoot is for and quite frankly I really don’t care, I just have to admire how good she looks in this bikini.
She didn’t seem to mind the recent sexual harassment accusations against her husband Rande Gerber that happened earlier in the month, he is accused of firing two waitresses because they wouldn’t have sex with him.
Apparently he tried to kiss one of the girls three times and put his hand up her dress, but this is not the case according to George Clooney who said, “I was with Rande the entire night - as were a lot of people, they will all say the same thing that I’m saying. This event never happened. Period.”
Oh well, at least Cindy Crawford looks hot and curvy. However I’m sure these curves will be removed when the photoshop team get to the pictures.
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It’s been a while since we had a post about Olga Kurylenko, the last post was featuring her naked, but luckily we have one for you today.
I usually complain about actors and actresses taking on endorsements for fashion companies, I think they should leave it to real models.
But not this time, in fact I am very happy and pleased for Olga Kurylenko to be posing in a bikini for this photoshoot, look at the pictures and you will see why.
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I’ve been wondering where and what the hell Vanessa Hudgens has been up since the High School Musical movies ended.
Well it seems she hasn’t been up to much, although she does have a projects coming up including a movie called Bandslam which is another musical type romantic comedy movie, is she a one trick pony with the musicals?
She has also been up to posing in her bikini for Self Magazine and as you can see she is looking very hot. Her body looks amazing, although I wonder is it all photoshopping?
Enjoy the Vanessa Hudgens photos as we head into the weekend.
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Just in case you missed her nude Playboy pictorial, 45-year-old Lisa Rinna broke out a tiny tiny red bikini and flexed her ridiculous physique in front of the kiddies…
The kids couldn’t look less interested — but the guy in the background, he’s most definitely impressed.
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This is pretty hilarious in my opinion, I was checking out Kim Kardashian’s twitter page and noticed she posted “PLEASE HELP ME! I am so sunburned! I fell asleep with huge glasses on yesterday! This tan line is not ok!!!”
This made me go to her website to see if she had blogged about it, which indeed she did and she posted some pictures of herself.
She said, “I am so sunburned and need help! I’m in Mexico and I was sunbathing when I fell asleep with my huge Prada butterfly sunglasses on and now look at me! I’m going to have to hide from cameras for days. I usually never get red, I always get dark. It hurts! Do u guys have any remedies I can try to help ease the pain and get rid of the redness?
Everyone here is making fun of me! Look at Reggie’s teammate and friend Bobby starting with the jokes. My whole body is burned but my face looks the worst because of the glasses. I will never wear sunglasses when sunbathing again!”
Like I said it’s pretty hilarious. How could Kim Kardashian fall asleep in the sun? Everyone knows that NOT falling asleep while sunbathing is the number one rule, followed by cream and then making sure you have know tan/sunglasses lines on your body.
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Miss USA contestants will be wearing none other Jessica Simpson on Sunday night. The itty-bitty bikinis, that is - not the pop star.
The Jessica Simpson Collection snagged the coveted crown as the annual beauty pageant’s swimwear sponsor this year, usurping Syrup Swimwear which provided teensy suits for the past two years.
 Identical $104 white ‘n’ gold string bikinis were especially created for the contest, as well as the $88 bright green string bikinis modeled by the crown-chasers during a pre-pageant photo shoot in Las Vegas.
Simpson’s swimwear collection debuted less than two years ago, so … why did the Miss USA organization opt for these again?
“Why not?” says publicist Lark-Marie Anton. “They’re fabulous swimsuits.”
Wanna get your hands on one - or both? The suits will go up for sale at Jessica Simpson Collection after the show.
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Well this has completely caught me off guard, I never thought I would see Kathy Griffin showing off her body in a bikini.
I am also caught off guard by how good and toned her body is for this OK! Magazine photoshoot, she also spoke about getting into shape and stuff.
If she has had surgery recently: “not since 2003 when I had a face-lift, wy breasts are very real and very floppy. Why have surgery when you could just get a good freaking bra?”
On her workout schedule: “I work out five days a week for an hour to an hour and a half, and my personal trainer comes to the house, I need to have my ass kicked.”
On being more than a pretty face: “I am more than a golden, tanned sexpot. I am a woman, damn it, with thoughts and feelings!
I love Kathy Griffin as much as I love my mother, but I can’t believe I am posting on how hot her body looks.
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Kathy Griffin’s got a hot body and she isn’t afraid to show it!
“I’ve become insufferable, tormenting my friends, saying, ‘Do you know I have a banging bikini bod?’ That should be my new name: Banging Bikini Bod Griffin.”
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So how does she keep her trim figure?
“I work out five days a week for an hour to an hour and a half, and my personal trainer comes to the house,” she reveals. “I need to have my ass kicked.”
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Katrina “Bikini Girl” Darrell is still trying her very best to cling to her fifteen minutes of fame that American Idol gave her.
We haven’t really heard from the desperate fame whore since we posted about her in February, obviously her career hasn’t gone anywhere.
This past weekend Bikini Girl she took herself to Las Vegas, where she hosted a Hawaiian Tropics bikini contest, if this is what the judge dresses like can you imagine what the contestants wore?
Apparently she hung out in the VIP area before jumping up on stage with the go-go dancers, she then talked about her blossoming career, she said:
“[I’ve had] a lot of different offers, like Vegas promotion offers. Of course Playboy has called. I wouldn’t say no, but at the same time I don’t want to stunt my career by jumping into that too soon and be labeled once again as ‘just a body.’ But I don’t knock it.”
I didn’t even think Playboy would consider taking on Katrina “Bikini Girl” Darrell, and I am laughing at her not wanting to be branded “just a body,” someone needs to give her a slap and make her realize thats all that she is known for - bikinis.
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That Ashton Kutcher, he’s so shameless!
While in Miami for Bruce Willis‘ wedding to Emma Heming, Ashton Kutcher took a photo of his lovely wife Demi Moore, bent over while wearing a bikini.
So what? What’s the big deal? Most ordinary men wouldn’t post the photo on Twitter.
These were his tweets:
“watching my wife steam my suit while wearing a bikini. I love God!”
“Shh don’t tell wifey” (he attached the photo to this tweet)
We all know Shauna Sand isn’t one that emphasizes class so this should come as no surprise to you.
Shauna and her model boyfriend Greg Knudson took to the beach in Malibu for a staged photo op that included them hugging and kissing while she was topless.
The best part? Is the pictures of Greg pulling off her bikini top in front of all the paparazzi, most women would probably flip their shit at him, but Shauna Sand has no problem and loves the attention.
NSFW photos are after the jump!
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