John F. Kennedy Was a Pimp Daddy (Photographic Evidence)

Here’s a never-before published photograph, which appears to show John F. Kennedy on a boat filled with naked women — it’s a photo that could have altered world events.

The photo is believed to be taken in the mid-1950s. It shows two naked women jumping off the boat and two more naked women sunning on the top deck. Just below the top deck — a man appearing to be John F. Kennedy is lying on a deck, sunning himself.

TMZ had multiple experts examine the photo — all say there is no evidence the picture was Photoshopped. The original print — which is creased — was scanned and examined for evidence of inconsistent lighting, photo composition and other forms of manipulation. The experts all concluded the photo appears authentic.

Professor Jeff Sedlik, a forensic photo expert, says the print appears to be authentic. Sedlik says the photo is printed on paper consistent with what was used in the 1950s. The emulsion on the surface of the print has numerous cracks — the result of aging and handling.

The photo was eventually given to a man who owned a car dealership on the East coast. The man kept it in a drawer for years, and would brag to friends he had an image of JFK on a boat with naked women. The man died 10 years ago and one of his sons inherited the photo.

Had the photo surfaced when John F. Kennedy ran for President in 1960, it could have torpedoed his run, and changed world history.

RIGHT CLICK HERE to view the photo in HIGH RESOLUTION, then select “OPEN IN NEW WINDOW.”

(If it won’t open … RIGHT CLICK HERE, choose “SAVE LINK AS” and then save it to your desktop. Then DOUBLE CLICK the saved file on your desktop.)

Tell me if I’m wrong, but I’d bet that Kennedy and Clinton would have been really good buddies.

source: The JFK Photo That Could Have Changed History [TMZ]

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Kelly Brook In A Bikini

So while I sit here sick as a dog that needs to be put down, I decide to look up Kelly Brook because thats the kind of pervert I am. I came across a lot of bikini pictures of her, including these ones, and some pictures of her today at some sort of boat show launch.

There is also some kind of story about her boyfriend Danny Cipriani getting clamped and a parking ticket because he left his car outside her home overnight, of course he probably didn’t care because he was most likely having the time of his life with her.

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The second thumbnail of Kelly Brook is too easy to make a joke about, but I’m sure those sailors are enjoying themselves.

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Debbie Reynolds’ Boat Sinks

Since our audience is mostly interested in the sexy exploits of young starlets, I hesitate to follow news on the death of Golden Girls’ Estelle Getty with this one but it’s interesting and, certainly, cheerier.

OTB Sports editor Bill Jempty sent word that Debbie Reynolds‘ boat sank.   So what, you say?  She once played the lead in “The Unsinkable Molly Brown.”

Movie star Debbie Reynolds, who played the lead role in “The Unsinkable Molly Brown,” bought a boat a few months ago. It sank on Friday in Green Cove Springs.

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Todd Fisher, Reynolds’ son, said “Jean Mary” was featured on television as one of the world’s top 10 finest houseboats. Fisher said he’s seen the salvaged boat from a live video feed.

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John Hall, vice president of Mobro Marine in Green Cove Springs, said his team used a 450-ton crane to salvage the boat. Part of the boat was sitting in eight feet of water while docked at Reynolds Park Yacht Center a mile away. Hall said deterioration on the side of the 75-foot-long boat must have been overlooked when the boat was surveyed. That created a hole big enough to sink it in about 10 minutes.

When lifting the boat out of the water, Hall said, his crew was careful not to damage it any further. “It’s decked out with super-expensive stuff,” he said, adding that it is not uncommon for boats to sink.

Boats sink? Who knew.

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