Madonna is done sucking the youth and life force of Justin Timberlake and is now moving back to Britney Spears. She and Brit Brit will be combining their super powers for Madge’s Sticky and Sweet tour. New details from the collaboration are popping up daily.
“Apparently a hooded Spears can be seen inside an elevator, where she is pacing back and forth - kicking and punching the walls, like a wild beast. When Madonna asks who the figure is, Britney removes the hood to deliver her catchphrase, “It’s Britney bitch”.”
“The footage, which will include the pair gyrating against each other, will be screened to fans on Madonna’s Sticky and Sweet world tour via giant video screens.”
To add to Madonna’s classical style of shock factor and sex, details of a nude scene have emerged. They participate in some bondage play and dry humping, all of which will be shown on the giant screens during the concerts.
“Britney and Madonna are unwrapped like mummies, to appear together almost naked apart from tiny leather bondage pants and knee-high boots. They then dance closely together, pressing their hands and bodies together. There will be big rows over whether it is sexy, shocking or both.”
The last time they did a video together it was pretty mundane. (Remember the dullness of Me Against the Music?)
The goal is to trump their lesbian tongue kiss circa the 2003 MTV Awards. I think that by today’s standards a lesbian kiss on tv is very soap opera. Short of a donkey, a blow dryer and large amounts of Jell-o nothing they do would surprise me.
MADONNA is holding secret talks with JESSICA SIMPSON and LINDSAY LOHAN to do yet another three-way lesbian shocker. Three years ago at the MTV Video Music Awards she made front page news around the world when she kissed BRITNEY SPEARS and CHRISTINA AGUILERA. Now the Queen Of Pop is planning to do a bondage scene with the two rising stars at this year’s awards in New York next month.
A source told me: “Madonna’s people contacted Jessica’s representatives a few weeks ago and the talks are progressing well. “With both Jessica and Lindsay’s stock rocketing Madonna thinks they would be perfect to perform with. “She’s planning something even more sexy than a lesbian kiss. The whispers are all about a bondage- inspired show. “Madonna will keep the details hushed up until the night.”
Frankly, this is getting tired. Madonna’s a month shy of her 48th birthday. She’s still get a terrific body but she’s just sleazy rather than sexy at this point. I’m not sure that Simpson or Lohan need the pub at this stage of their careers; indeed, being linked with Madonna–who’s old enough to be their mother–would probably hurt their image as sex kittens.
News from PEOPLE that Paul McCartney and his wife Heather Mills are getting a divorce–making official what we’ve all presumed–will almost certainly be overshadowed today by the publication of a new book with racy photos from a pornographic book she participated in several years back.
First, the former.
After previous statements referring to her split from husband Paul McCartney as a separation, Heather Mills McCartney is now using the D-word. “Contrary to recent press reports, Heather Mills McCartney will not be giving any interviews or commenting in relation to her pending divorce from her husband,” said a statement issued by Mills McCartney’s office Sunday.
And Tuesday morning, Mills McCartney’s lawyer released another statement, marked “urgent,” saying that she planned to sue a British tabloid after her divorce had been finalized.
The tabloid, presumably, is The Sun, for this report:
TWO more graphic publications featuring Lady Heather Mills McCartney emerged yesterday — threatening to widen her rift with husband Sir Paul.
The ex-model posed for hard core porn pictures in an X-rated US booklet crammed with snaps of sex scenes. In the 1988 book, titled Sexual Secrets, she is seen performing a sex act, indulging in bondage and simulating full sex. The volume — with many pictures too filthy to print in a family newspaper — was published by New York firm Arlington and sold worldwide through an erotic book club. Heather is also shown exposing herself and being seduced by a male “co-star”. She is seen laid over his knee while he prepares to spank her bare behind.
Other pictures, which do not feature Heather, show four-in-a-bed and lesbian sex.
Meanwhile last night it emerged that Heather — who split from Macca last month after four married years — was also pictured in a top-shelf French magazine. It is thought she appeared in a number of graphic poses.
News of the two publications comes just days after The Sun exclusively revealed how the blonde had posed for pornographic snaps in lewd 1988 German book The Joys of Love.
Given that she rather clearly posed for these photos–unless they are excellent PhotoShopping–it is unclear what the basis of her suit might be.
UPDATE: Dr. Rusty Shackleford was all over this story last week with an extensive piece entitled “Heather Mills McCartney’s Porn Pictures.” Sadly, he has no video.
