Yes you read correctly there is a book that centers around Avril Lavigne‘s vagina, okay the whole book isn’t about that but it plays a major part in the plot.
The Death of Bunny Munro, by Nick Cave, is described as a sad, scuzzily hysterical tale of the titular door-to-door salesman, obsessed with sex, sex and more sex.
Sounds like my type of book until you add the factor that the sex is Avril Lavigne’s vagina. The book also centers around Bunny Munro, the main character, after his wife commits suicide and his nine-year-old son, Bunny Junior.
Speaking about using Avril’s vagina Nick Cove said, “I wanted to talk to her about it, actually, at the Mojo Awards we got album of the year and they wanted to know who we wanted to present the award. I said Avril Lavigne and they said that she wasn’t a ‘Mojo type of act’, so we got Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull instead. But I would have raised the subject then. I hope she takes it with a sense of humour, but I do appreciate that it is kind of dark. I actually do like Avril Lavigne very much and I don’t want to disrespect her.”
I love vagina and everything but I really don’t need to be thinking about Avril’s coochy in that kind of way. I guess I should be thankful that this is as much of a sex scandal we will get from her.
I wonder what Avril Lavinge would think about this, to me she seems a moody little thing and wouldn’t find this funny. Oh well.
source: The Death of Bunny Munro by Nick Cave [Guardian]
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It’s coming….the mother of knocked up at 16 Jamie Lynn Spears and ham sandwich crazy Britney Spears has her book.
“Through the Storm†is a guide on her experience in the tabloid rodeo of the Spears drama. It will hit bookstores on August 16th. I know every new parent is eager to get their hands on the info from the ultimate pimp, Lynn Spears.
Lynne was just an ordinary Southern mom when the overnight success of her daughter Britney shoved the Spears family into the blinding limelight glare.
Through the Storm takes readers beyond the reach of the paparazzi and outside the narrow orbit of the Hollywood glitterati to share the inside story of the Spears family-as only a mother can tell it.
In this openhearted memoir, Lynne speaks about Britney, Jamie Lynn, Bryan, ex-husband Jamie, herself, and their lives together from Louisiana to Los Angeles, including:
* Lynne’s backseat role in Britney’s path to fame and how it forever changed their family
* Her regret in abdicating parental authority to managers, agents, and record companies
* The challenges that shaped Lynne and Jamie’s marriage and how that affected Bryan, Britney, and Jamie Lynn
* Her response to Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy
* The startling events that led to Britney’s meltdown and Lynne’s showdown with manager Sam Lufti
* How faith, family, and friendships have been her harbor in the storm of paparazzi, tabloid scribblers, and gossip hounds
Sincere, self-effacing, sometimes spunky, Lynne’s memoir reveals the heart of a mother who has struggled through difficult times and how she has held onto her faith and her sense of humor as she tries to hold onto her family.
Reportedly, Brit-Brit is super pissed her mother is continuing to suck at the teat of her empire. The memoir was originally set to come out over Mother’s Day of this year, but after Jamie got knocked up it put a hold on things. The title was also rumored to be ‘Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World.’
Personally I don’t understand this. It is about as smart as taking a laxative and sleeping pills at the same time. Or like taking makeup tips from Amy Winehouse. Eh, you get my drift. Plus the cover photo looks like a senior picture, delightfully tacky and over posed.
source: Lynne Spears’ Book ‘Through the Storm’ [allie is wired]
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Charlize Theron is considering a career in politics after taking an interest in the U.S presidential elections. Hey… it couldn’t be any worse, eh?
Contact Music reports, She credits her South African upbringing to her interest in politics, which taught her not to be scared to question authority. She says,
“I’m very politically aware. I don’t think I can be one of those people that can walk around with blinders on. I question authority, question what the government is doing, and I think that is an incredibly patriotic thing to do. I think if I didn’t care I wouldn’t ask any questions.
I love America and love living in this country. And I think, maybe coming from a country like South Africa, and being used to political turmoil, that’s just the way I grew up. I think it’s important to see and hear what everybody’s agendas are.”
source: “THERON CONSIDERS CAREER IN POLITICS” [contact music]; “Newly American, Charlize Theron takes on Iraq war” [reuters]; image: [media.funlol]
Popularity: 11% [?]
