Nearly four years after my OTB post on Teri Polo’s Playboy appearance, we’re still getting search traffic looking for the blonde hottie’s naked pics.
Not able to post NSFW photos on that site, I posted links to all the pictures of Teri Polo’s awesome nude body. Unfortunately, the old links have all died. That’s the Internets for you, I guess.
Fortunately, though, I saved copies of them — purely for archival purposes, naturally. Freed from the shackles of a family political blog, I can just post them right here for you to see.
The NSFW ones below the fold, of course, just in case you’re sensitive.
No newcomer to relationship scandals, actress Sienna Miller has set off a firestorm yet again, this time for a batch of photos that show her naked and kissing married-with-four-kids actor, Balthazar Getty while in Italy together. As expected, the blog world is not standing by silently.
Buzz about Miller and Getty’s affair began earlier this month, but the racy crop of photos pretty much proves that Miller — who famously broke up Jude Law’s marriage … until he then cheated with the nanny — and Getty, an actor on ABC’s ‘Brothers & Sisters,’ are an item.
In some of the photos, Miller is topless on a boat kissing Getty while others on board watch. In other shots, Miller, donning a captain’s cap, is completely naked and embracing Getty.
Miller reportedly split with her previous boyfriend of a year, Rhys Ifans, in early June. Another Rhys — actor and previous boyfriend Matthew Rhys — was reportedly to blame for the split.
source: Sienna Miller Naked with Balthazar Getty [egotastic]; Sienna Miller Demonstrates Least Inconspicuous Way To Have Affair With Married Man [radar online]
Days after Ashley Dupre, the Eliot Spitzer call girl, dropped her $10 million dollar law suit against Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis a new sex tape emerges.
In response to questions on why she abruptly dropped her multi-million dollar suit which claimed GGW “induced her into exposing her breasts while being filmed” when she was only 17, her lawyer released this statement:
“Ms. Dupre wants to eliminate all negativity from her life and focus on the positive. She has prospects for many exciting new projects and is looking forward to starting a new chapter.”
Well it looks like that new chapter is going to involve a barrage of explicit videos starting with this newly released sex tape.
In the new footage being peddled at TrashleyDupre.com, a women who the site claims is Ashley Dupre can be heard moaning while masturbating with an electric pink dildo. The site alleges the footage was taken from a web cam video that was sent to Elliot himself.
Egotastic says, “I wonder whether people will care about Ashlee Simpson at all once she’s back to her normal body (if she’s ever back to her normal body), and carrying around a bunch of kids, and her gay husband. Judging by her album sales, though, they probably won’t.”
Speaking of breasts, Maxi Mounds has made a huge name for herself – by having the largest breast implants in the world.
Her 36MMM bust – each weighing 9kg (20lbs) – finally made it into the record books years after she learned there was a category for natural breasts.
‘I contacted Guinness World Records and asked if they had a category for implants, but they said no, so I let it go,’ she said.
‘Then they asked me if I was interested as they were creating a category. Eventually they told me I won.’
The weight of TWO NEWBORN INFANTS on each side of your chest! How does the woman stand up?
Ms Mounds – not her real name – became a lap dancer in Florida in the 1990s.
It was then the one-time ballet dancer and horse rider decided to enhance her figure.
I had the old-style silicone implants,’ she explained. ‘But then came all the scare stories, so I had them replaced with overfilled saline.’
But her chest began to sag, so she had tubes put in her armpits so she could be topped up.
In 2000, she had her implants removed and the pockets filled with plastic string – a procedure which has been banned. A solution was injected to make the breasts produce fluid and ‘inflate’ – but they kept on growing.
She doesn’t have a fella now: ‘It takes a very special type of person to be with someone who looks like me because of the reactions I get from people whenever I’m out in public.
‘I’ve seen some pretty funny things happen. Men walking into things and getting slapped by their girlfriends because they were staring so hard.’
I like how in the video, the breasts don’t move — not even a fraction of an inch. Could you imagine her jogging?
Jessica Simpson, who is vacationing sans Tony Romo in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico with her parents, appears to be sniffing the underneath side of her breasts. Smelly?
What others said:
Egotastic says, “Yes, we came that close to almost seeing Jessica Simpson topless, but thanks to a stupid orange towel, and bikini that just won’t malfunction like we want it to, all we really got is the blurry underside of Jessica Simpson’s breasts.”
Eva Mendesbared her breasts and licked her feet for Italian Vogue.
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Well, Eva Mendes is certainly not modest and has no qualms with spreading her legs and stripping nude for the camera. I say, more power to her — just don’t expect to see any nudes of Allie any time soon!
Nearly four years after my OTB post on Teri Polo’s Playboy appearance, we’re still getting search traffic looking for the blonde hottie’s naked pics.
