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Confirmed Britney Spears For VMAs

Over a year after her disastrous performance at the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards, Britney Spears has been confirmed to be part of the 2008 VMAs this coming Sunday.

“MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?” Spears tells PEOPLE in a statement. “I’m excited to open the entire show, to say hi to my fans and to be nominated.”

Spears – who has been nominated 16 times and never won a Moon Man – is up for Best Female Video, Best Pop Video and Video of the Year for “Piece of Me.”

It’s still not known how she’ll open the show. A source confirms that the opening segment will not feature a musical performance by Spears.

Adds MTV Networks Music President Van Toffler: “Britney has done everything from perform with a snake, lock lips with Madonna and prove that what happens in Vegas doesn’t always stay in Vegas,” he says, referring to her lackluster performance at the awards show in Sin City last year. “I can’t wait to see what she does to kick off this year’s show.”

Here is a classic Britney Spears VMA performance in case you have forgotten.

source: Britney Spears ‘Excited’ to Kick Off Video Awards [people]

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Sarah Palin - Celebrity Politician of the Moment

Until recently, it was the John McCain party that was accusing Barack Obama of “celebrity status“.

Who is the celebrity now? Heidi Montag can’t believe she’s not John McCain’s running mate. She might as well be.

What others said:

  • Dlisted says, “Basically, the Palin family has become the Spears family of Alaska. Somebody shake Brit Brit from her Vicodin-Cheeto coma and let her know that this Sarah Palin chick is taking her place!”

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Links To Hollywood - #141

Lindsay Lohan Has Had Sex with Everyone - City Rag

Leryn Franco of Paraguay is HOT - 2008 Olympic Pics - The Bastardly

Charlize Theron At Japanese “Hancock” Premiere - Flisted

Broadway is Getting Ready for Katie Holmes - Popbytes

Katy Perry Kisses 16-Year Old Girl On Stage - Bumpshack

Naked Cowboy Is Getting His Own TV Show - Evil Beet Gossip

Kendra Wilkinson Might Get Her Own Reality Show - Bricks and Stones

Jamie Lynn Spears Goes Home To Mama - Pink is the New Blog

Lindsay Lohan Minus Ronson Plus Side Boob Equals Fun - Celeb News Wire

Mariah Carey Nipple Slip in Capri - Fatback Media

Kate Hudson Has a See-Through Shirt - Ninja Dude

Bride Tasered At Her Own Wedding - Dlisted

Jeremy Piven Continues to Pick Up Women - Candy Kirby

Jennifer Garner Confirms Pregnancy - Celebslam

Olympians: Hooking Up As We Speak - Gawker

Paris Hilton Wants a BFF with a Funny Accent - Celeb Warship

Ellen DeGeneres Wants Kids - Just Jared

Sharon Stone is the ulimate cradle-robbing Cougar - Defamer

Nicole Richie to Joel: Stay Away From Mary Kate Olsen - Hollywood Rag

What Britney Spears Really Sounds Like - Allie is Wired

 

Links To Hollywood - #139

The Best Butts in Olympic Beach Volleyball - City Rag

Phoebe Price is the Biggest Attention Whore Ever - The Bastardly

Paris Hilton Pumps Up The Cleavage - Flisted

Samuel L Jackson Needs to be Protected (STAT) - Mollygood

The Beauty of Isabel Lucas - Bumpshack

Samantha Ronson Wearing Makeup - Dlisted

Beijing Olympics ‘08 Opening Ceremony Photos - Popbytes

Britney Spears Wears a Bra - Celebrity Smack

Sean Penn Jealous of James Franco’s Giant (Fake) Dick - Celeb News Wire

Tori Spelling Quits ‘90210′ Before Learning Valuable Lesson - Defamer

Sam Lutfi plans Britney Spears tell-all - Celebitchy

Abbie Cornish is a Lohan Looking Slut - Drunken Stepfather

Kate Bosworth Bikini Photos - Celebslam

Kim Kardashian on Dancing with the Stars - Backseat Cuddler

Britney Spears’ Sign Of Affection - Pink is the New Blog

Julia Stiles is an Asshole - Celeb Warship

Breaking: Bono Spotted Without Glasses! - Candy Kirby

Ha! Jessica Simpson performs at the State Fair - Hollywood Rag

George Clooney Sunning His Man Bits - Popsugar

Nicole Kidman & Keith’s Matching Leather Outfits - Lainey Gossip

Imaginary Bitches: Exclusive Brooke Nevin Interview - Allie is Wired

 

Lynne Spears Releases New Book

It’s coming….the mother of knocked up at 16 Jamie Lynn Spears and ham sandwich crazy Britney Spears has her book.

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“Through the Storm” is a guide on her experience in the tabloid rodeo of the Spears drama. It will hit bookstores on August 16th. I know every new parent is eager to get their hands on the info from the ultimate pimp, Lynn Spears.

Lynne was just an ordinary Southern mom when the overnight success of her daughter Britney shoved the Spears family into the blinding limelight glare.

Through the Storm takes readers beyond the reach of the paparazzi and outside the narrow orbit of the Hollywood glitterati to share the inside story of the Spears family-as only a mother can tell it.

In this openhearted memoir, Lynne speaks about Britney, Jamie Lynn, Bryan, ex-husband Jamie, herself, and their lives together from Louisiana to Los Angeles, including:

* Lynne’s backseat role in Britney’s path to fame and how it forever changed their family

* Her regret in abdicating parental authority to managers, agents, and record companies

* The challenges that shaped Lynne and Jamie’s marriage and how that affected Bryan, Britney, and Jamie Lynn

* Her response to Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy

* The startling events that led to Britney’s meltdown and Lynne’s showdown with manager Sam Lufti

* How faith, family, and friendships have been her harbor in the storm of paparazzi, tabloid scribblers, and gossip hounds

Sincere, self-effacing, sometimes spunky, Lynne’s memoir reveals the heart of a mother who has struggled through difficult times and how she has held onto her faith and her sense of humor as she tries to hold onto her family.

Reportedly, Brit-Brit is super pissed her mother is continuing to suck at the teat of her empire. The memoir was originally set to come out over Mother’s Day of this year, but after Jamie got knocked up it put a hold on things. The title was also rumored to be ‘Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World.’

Personally I don’t understand this. It is about as smart as taking a laxative and sleeping pills at the same time. Or like taking makeup tips from Amy Winehouse. Eh, you get my drift. Plus the cover photo looks like a senior picture, delightfully tacky and over posed.

source: Lynne Spears’ Book ‘Through the Storm’ [allie is wired]

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Paris Hilton Responds to John McCain

As you all know, John McCain has already started hitting below the belt, calling Barack Obama “the world’s biggest celebrity”.

McCain even went as far as comparing Barack to Paris Hilton.

Well… she’s pissed.

UPDATE (James):

For those unable to watch the video, ABC News’ Tahman Bradley has the rundown:

Sitting on a lawn chair in a bathing suit, Ms. Hilton says to camera, “Hey America, I’m Paris Hilton and I’m a celebrity too. Only I’m not from the olden days and I’m not promising change like that other guy. I’m just hot.”

She continues, “But then that wrinkly white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which I guess means that I’m running for president.”

And so, since Hilton has interpreted the comparison to Sen. Obama, D-Ill., as meaning that she too is qualified to be leader of the free world, Hilton, jokingly, lays out her campaign platform.

The video has some more tough words for the “wrinkly white-haired” Arizona Senator: “He’s the oldest celebrity it the world, like super old. Old enough to remember when dancing was a sin and beer was served in a bucket,” a narrator says, with a picture of Larry King and then Yoda to drive home the age point.

Team McCain isn’t missing a beat:

In the unkindest cut of all, McCain’s spokesperson Tucker Bounds tells TMZ that on the subject of energy, Paris is deeper than Barack. He says, “Sounds like Paris is taking the ‘All of the Above’ energy approach that John McCain has advocated — both alternatives and drilling. Perhaps the reality is that Paris has a more substantive energy plan than Barack Obama.”

Naturally, all of this has resulted in some enlightening discussion on the issues that matter most to Americans.

source: [funny or die]

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Stephen Colbert: Britney Spears for President!

Stephen Colbert discusses why Britney Spears should be the Republican presidential nominee.

Priceless!

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Britney Spears Done with Osama

An attorney for Britney Spears said Wednesday that he will not seek an extension for a restraining order against Osama “Sam” Lutfi, but that doesn’t mean the pop star wants her former sidekick back in her life.

Samuel D. Ingham III said in a statement to The Associated Press,

“Britney has made clear to everyone that she does not want to be further harassed or contacted in any way by Osama ‘Sam’ Lutfi, now or at anytime in the future.

If Mr. Lutfi makes any future attempt to contact Britney after the temporary conservatorship has concluded, Britney has made clear she will take all appropriate legal action.”

Lutfi, for the time being, seems willing to go along with those wishes.

Meanwhile, it looks like Britney’s father will remain “in control” of Brit and her finances for a while longer, following a court review Thursday, an expert says.

“I would be very surprised if the court ends her father’s control so soon,” says Terry K. Wasserman, a mental health attorney not involved in her case. “It’s rare for someone to regain their capacity in just 60 days.”

I’ve crossed the fence, where Britney is concerned… and actually feel sorry for her.

With Kevin “deatbeat” Federline milking 20K a month out of her, and her father making a “career” out of caring for his own child… it seems everyone just wants her money.

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Paris Hilton’s Parents to McCain: ‘How Dare You!’

Rick and Kathy Hilton gave the John McCain campaign $4,600 in donations this year, now McCain has taken a shot at their little princess.

[see tax documents]

According to the Federal Election Commission website, the Hilton’s contributed the dough last March. Initially, Rick put up all the $$$ but in April it was split between him and his wife.

Now it’s being reported that McCain is taking a shots at Obama, using Paris as his ditzy weapon.

Personally, I don’t see the big deal…We ALL take shots at Paris, she’s an easy target.

source: Paris’ Parents to McCain: How Dare You [tmz]

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Links To Hollywood - #136

Miley Cyrus & The End Of Hannah Montana - City Rag

Bar Refaeli Bikini Pictures From St. Tropez! Damn! - The Bastardly

Marijuana Mischa Barton Dropped By Agency - Ninja Dude

Kelly Brook Hates Germs - Fatback Media

That Chick From Danity Kane Is A Man-Stealing Ho - Flisted

Woman Finds Jesus Cheeto, Calls It Cheesus - Bumpshack

Britney Spears Buys a New Hot Bod - Celeb News Wire

Who Would Buy Paris Hilton Footwear? - Popbytes

Madonna’s Face: Surgery or Sickness? - Anything Hollywood

Hayden Panettiere Hates Nerd Germs - Drunken Stepfather

Miley Cyrus Doesn’t Want to Swap Spit with Katy Perry - Celeb Warship

Bruce Willis has had enough - Celebslam

Kathy Griffin Not Going Full Monty As Gay Icon - Gawker

Walt Disney Presents ‘The Princess and the Frog and the Racist Firefly‘ - Defamer

Jamie Lynn Spears to Marry Her Baby Daddy - Just Jared

Dina Lohan Pimps Ali Lohan to Porn Director - Allie is Wired

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