Quentin Tarantino is planning to remake Russ Meyer’s graduate thesis on the complex and intertwined relationship between heaving bosoms and ultraviolence, Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
The New York Post reports that porn queen Tera Patrick is being considered for a role. “Quentin loves her, and she’s a dead ringer for original star Tura Satana.” said the source.
Patrick gushes over the Russ Meyer 1966 cult film about three women on a violent desert road trip.
“It would be the hottest remake ever, and I’m honored to be considered,” she told Page Six. “I was built for this part.”
Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! is a 1965 film directed by Russ Meyer, who also wrote the script with Jack Moran. It stars Tura Satana, Haji, and Lori Williams.
The film features gratuitous violence, sexuality, provocative gender roles, and campy dialogue. It has become a cult film favorite and has been widely referred to in pop culture.
It is one of Meyer’s more provocatively titled and explicitly exploitative films, yet unlike most of his films, it does not contain explicit nudity.
No mom jeans for Heidi Klum. The mother of three is the sultry star of a new ad campaign for Jordache. The ads, shot by filmmaker Brett Ratner in the penthouse of the Chateau Marmont hotel in Los Angeles, show Klum wearing classic Jordache skinny jeans in dark indigo. In one ad, she is looking over her bare shoulder and brandishing a riding whip, evoking the brand’s horse-head logo.
“With her success as a supermodel, businesswoman and mother, Heidi embodies the sexy confidence that the Jordache brand is about,” said Liz Berlinger, president of Jordache Enterprises, in a statement Wednesday.
Klum, 34, is the host of Bravo’s “Project Runway.” She has two sons with her husband, Seal, and a daughter from a previous relationship.
Elizabeth Hurley and Brittany Murphy have also appeared in the ads.
I didn’t know they were still making Jordache jeans, figuring they went out with the Gloria Vanderbilts in the 1980s. But Heidi looks good in them.
Source: Heidi Klum star of new Jordache ads [AP/Yahoo]
UPDATE (Allie): Yes they exist, Wal Mart sells them [ha ha]
Thirsty for more? The rest of the Topless ads in the campaign, are after the jump!!
On her much maligned new album, Kelly Clarkson expressed nothing but love for her former manager — then she fired his ass!
While the feud, er, creative differences between Kelly and music mogul Clive Davis haven’t been a secret, her recent firing of The Firm’s Jeff Kwatinetz — on top of scrapping her tour — proved there was trouble in Clarksonland!
But in the liner notes of “My December,” Clarkson sings a different tune by writing, “Thank you to my manager Jeff Kwatinetz for arguing with me and fighting for me!
I hate ‘yes’ people, and you are far from that, always wanting the best out of me and for me. Sometimes I want to punch you, but most of the time you inspire me and make me laugh, because you are one of the most passionate and driven people I have ever worked with.
Thank you for believing in me! I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE WE GOT THIS RECORD OUT, HA HA!!”
Neither can Clive Davis!
Despite the pleasantries, Kelly fired Kwatinetz, who was once engaged to Brittany Murphy, and hired Reba McEntire’s manager/husband Narvel Blackstock. Let’s hope Blackstock can save our little Miss Independent from self-destructing.
“My December” debuted this week at #2 on the Billboard charts selling over 290,000 copies. Yeah, yeah. Since u been gone!
Brittany Murphy fears she is being stalked by a “high-powered Hollywood player.” She even claims that Simon Monjack, now her hubby, disappeared for 10 days in April because he had been kidnapped by agents of the player.
Although “he had head injuries … was pale and sometimes had trouble standing” when he got back, the strange “disappearance” magically coincides with dates the National Enquirer says Monjack was jailed by U.S. immigration for overstaying his visa. Still, the source says Brittany couldn’t pay him because she had paid ransom.
If true, that would be scary. But what kind of “high-powered Hollywood player” needs to kidnap for ransom money? I’m calling BS on the stalker story, mostly because Monjack sounds a little shady.
Remember when Us Weekly told us that he has two warrants for his arrest in Virginia for alleged credit-card theft and fraud, an unpaid $6,087 legal bill, and a $502,910 judgment against him by a British investment firm? And he bought a cubic zirconia engagement ring for his last fiancee, but told her it was real. Will the real slim shady please stand up? Um, Simon, that’s you.
Lexie has compiled her list of the “Top 10 List of the Hottest Celeb Babes from the South.”
Eva Longoria- Corpus Christi, Texas
Jessica Simpson- Abilene, Texas
Beyonce Knowles- Houston, Texas
Jennifer Garner- Houston, Texas
Faith Hill- Jackson, Mississippi
Julia Roberts - Smyrna, GA
Carrie Underwood - Muskogee, OK
Brittany Murphy - Atlanta, GA
Nancy O’Dell - Myrtle Beach, SC
Reese Witherspoon - New Orleans, LA
Ali Landry - Breaux Bridge, LA (Honorable Mention)
Click the link for pictures and explanations of the choices.
Not a bad list but I wouldn’t have included a couple of these women and would have ranked them differently. Who the hell is Nancy O’Dell? No way she’s hotter than Ali Landry. I’ve never thought Carrie Underwood was particularly sexy and think Eva Longoria is way overrated. And Reese Witherspoon is hotter than just about everyone else on this list.
It’s not unusual for Scarlett Johansson to receive loads of compliments on her ample chest. But the level of appreciation reached a new high at this year’s Golden Globes when fashion designer Isaac Mizrahi couldn’t help but reach out and touch the 21-year-old’s assets during a red-carpet interview. While Scarlett dealt with the groping well, she was understandably surprised: “Mostly, I was thinking, ‘Oh, my God. This is happening on live TV!’ ”
- Scarlett loves her breasts, but she isn’t too showy. “I house them in a tasteful way,” she says.
#2 Jessica is beautifully proportioned
As a teenager, Jessica Simpson developed early. “My boobs were bigger than all my friends’,” she reveals. But after feeling pressure to lose weight in order to make it in the music business, Jessica’s breasts shrank. “When I was on the Atkins diet, they got really small, like a B-cup, which was crazy. I wasn’t used to it.” Now, the 25-year-old star says she couldn’t be happier with her current proportions: “They’re just perfect!”
- “I have amazing boobs,” says Jessica.
Few would argue. The rest of the top ten are as follows:
3) Salma Hayek
4) Halle Berry
5) Jessica Alba
6) Tyra Banks
7) Jennifer Love Hewitt
8) Rebecca Romijn
9) Lindsay Lohan.
10) Brittany Murphy
These women are all quite good looking and all are reasonably well endowed. But I’m not sure I’d put Halle Berry in the top ten, let alone at number four.
ASL thinks Lohan will be even madder at Johansson after this shellacking.
No mom jeans for Heidi Klum. The mother of three is the sultry star of a new ad campaign for Jordache. The ads, shot by filmmaker Brett Ratner in the penthouse of the Chateau Marmont hotel in Los Angeles, show Klum wearing classic Jordache skinny jeans in dark indigo. In one ad, she is looking over her bare shoulder and brandishing a riding whip, evoking the brand’s horse-head logo.
But in the liner notes of “My December,” Clarkson sings a different tune by writing, “Thank you to my manager Jeff Kwatinetz for arguing with me and fighting for me! 
Brittany Murphy fears she is being stalked by a “high-powered Hollywood player.” She even claims that Simon Monjack, now her hubby, disappeared for 10 days in April because he had been kidnapped by agents of the player.
