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Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy decided to name their new baby Bingham Hawn Bellamy which isn’t exactly the most traditional of names. Because of this NME have decided to look at other 25 celebrities who have given their children pretty interesting names.
Who: Zuma Rossdale
Parents: Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale
Why: Well it’s better than ‘Puma’ we suppose…
Who: Zowie Bowie
Parents: Angie and David Bowie
Why: It was the 70′s…He later changed his name to ‘Duncan’. Take that, ma and pa.
Who: Pixie Geldof
Parents: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Why: Next to Peaches and FiFi Trixiebelle ‘Pixie’ is kinda dull…
Who: Peaches Geldof
Parents: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Why: Next to Pixie and FiFi Trixibelle, ‘Peaches’ is…Oh you get the point.
Who: Lennon Gallagher
Parents: Liam Gallagher and Nicole Appleton
Why: A Beatles obsession gone too far…
Who: Seven Sirius
Parents: Erykah Badu and Outkast’s Andre 3000
Why: Possibly a superstitious reference to a lucky number or just, you know, two hippies naming a baby.
Who: Bronx Mowgli Wentz
Parents: Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson
Why: It means ‘male hair straighners’ in Arabic.
Who: Bluebelle Madonna
Parents: Geri Halliwell and Sasha Gervasi
Why: The kid got off lightly considering Geri’s dog is called ‘Harry Halliwell’.
Who: Apple Martin
Parents: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow
Why: Possibly to encourage a future of adult alcoholism, “Hi I’m Apple Martin, can I have an apple martini please?”
Who: Blue Angel Evans
Parents: The Edge and Aislinn O’Sullivan
Why: Named after his favourite Roy Orbison song, was nearly called ‘Ooby Dooby Evans’.
Who: Egypt Daoud Ibarr Dean
Parents: Alicia Keys and Swizz Beats
Why: Prepped for a life-time of bar pick up lines, in the style of “Hi, have you ever been to Egypt baby?”
Who: Dylan Jagger Lee
Parents: Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson
Why: Nearly as bad as ‘Lennon Gallagher’…
Who: Sparrow James Midnight Madden
Parents: Joel Madden and Nicole Ritchie
Why: This is what happens when you play a word association game when drunk in order to name your kid.
I dunno, I think some of them are alright but some of them are horrific. What do you think? See the full list over at NME.
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Mary Kate Olsen Channels Ozzy Osbourne – City Rag
Ashlee Simpson Shows Off Bronx Mowgli – The Superficial
Jade Goody’s Mom Strip Searched – Holy Moly
Alleged Stalker Says He’s Tyra Banks’ Pal – Celebrity Mound
Megan Fox In Jonah Hex Promos – F-Listed
Michael Jackson Needs To Unmask His Kids – Popbytes
Pamela Anderson Has Her Convictions – Websters Is My Bitch
Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Susceptible To Swine Flu? – Ninja Dude
Wendy Williams Suspended? – Celebrity Smack
Dean McDermott Shaved Tori Spelling’s Hoohah – Celeb News Wire
Paris Hilton Is Kind Of Smart – Fatback Media
Sarah Jessica Parker & Matthew Broderick Are Expecting Twins! – ICYDK
A Random Dakota Fanning Appearance – Celeb Warship
Lindsay Lohan Takes A Dip In Maui – Pacific Coast News
Lily Allen Dumps Boyfriends For Musical Inspiration – Anything Hollywood
Want To Win Jonas Brothers Tickets? – Allie Is Wired
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100 Movies In Two Minutes – City Rag
Heather Mills Is Still Talking & Mental – Holy Moly
Michael Jackson Wants To Be Immortalized – Popbytes
Tori Spelling Needs To Eat A Bagel – Celebrity Smack
WSJ: U.S. Electricity Grid Penetrated By Spies – F-Listed
Natalie Portman Probably Feels Pretty Awesome – Celeb News Wire
How Long Until Lindsay Lohan OD’s? – Celeb Warship
Mariah Carey Looks Knocked Up – Websters Is My Bitch
Britney Spears Hates You – Ninja Dude
New Photo Of Bronx Mowgli Wentz – ICYDK
Shia LaBeouf Before He Turned Into A Douche – Pacific Coast News
Oksana Kolesnikova, Mel Gibson’s Mistress – Hollywood Dame
Megan Fox Is Not The Marrying Kind – Celebitchy
Katie Holmes Gets Even More Butch – The Superficial
Angelina Jolie Voted Most Beautiful Woman – Allie Is Wired
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Ashlee Simpson is a proud mama, sharing a new photo of son Bronx on Twitter. However, she may not be so proud of her husband’s recent antics in Las Vegas!
On Tuesday, Ashlee posted a photo of her four-month-old on the micro-blogging site, saying:
“I present you my little man and his adorable cheeks!”
Interesting timing, as Star magazine is reporting that Pete Wentz was getting wild in Sin City with scantily clad dancers and a boozy Slip ‘n’ Slide over the weekend.
 The Fall Out Boy bassist — who was without his wife of nearly one year — partied hard with about 50 band members, dancers and pals (including Girls Next Door star Holly Madison) following a sold-out show at the Palms Casino Resort on April 5.
“Everybody was going absolutely crazy. People were even drunkenly playing makeshift Slip ‘n’ Slide with a mat and lubricant. And Pete was in great spirits. He was dancing and singing along to his band’s own songs, grinding up against the dancers.”
However, earlier in the day, Ashlee — who headed back home after attending FOB’s April 4 concert in Irvine, Calif. — Twittered: “I am beyond sad to leave my love… My heart is breaking as we drive home.” And also: “I need my hubs.”
Clearly Pete wasn’t quite as upset.
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Kim Kardashian’s Crotch Block – City Rag
Shenae Grimes Looking Grimey – Bricks & Stones
Shia LaBeouf With A Bag On His Head – Holy Moly
Gemma Atkinson Hides Her Breasts – F-Listed
The Barack Obama Action Figure – Celebrity Smack
Madonna Vs. Britney Spears Mashup – Popbytes
Life According To Your Lady Parts – College Candy
Kim Kardashian Is Happy About Her Razzie Nomination – Celeb News Wire
Victoria Beckham Likes Her Fake Fur To Look Real – Pink Is The New Blog
Amy Winehouse Is A Super Hero – Fatback Media
Fatigued & Feisty Kristen Stewart – Ninja Dude
Fiery Gossip Girl Divorce Cools Down – Popeater
Lily Allen Has An Exciting Life – Celeb Warship
Brad & Angelina Are Better Than You – Celebslam
Page Six Won’t Let Jeremy Piven Be Great! – DListed
Whitney Port Was On Tyra Banks’ Show – Just Jared
McSteamy Breaks His Penis – Best Week Ever
Alessandra Ambrosio In St. Barts – The Bastardly
Lady Gaga Is Keeping Things Interesting – Drunken Stepfather
Verne Troyer & The Real Baby – Defamer
Cameron Diaz Puts The ‘Skinny’ Back In Jeans! – Pacific Coast News
Natali Thanou In Max Magazine – Derek Hail
Aretha Franklin’s Inauguration Hat Is Flying Off The Shelves – Celebitchy
Katie Couric To Be The First Interviewer For Captain Sullenberger – Hollyscoop
Katie Price Is A Beat Up School Slut – Hollywood Tuna
Wentworth Miller Looks Like A Dork – Gabby Babble
Bronx Mowgli Wentz Does Not Approve – Candy Kirby
Paris Hilton’s BFF About To Get The Ax – Yeeeah!
Brad Pitt Has Never Googled Himself – Anything Hollywood
Abigail Clancy Bikini Pictures – Egotastic
Anderson Cooper’s On Screen Bloopers – Socialite’s Life
Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie’s Bodyguard To Tell All – Allie Is Wired
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