Underwear With A Built-In Penis

Want your peen to look two inches bigger?

No, this is not spam from a third world pyramid scheme promising to enlarge your manhood.

Designer and reality TV show whore Andrew Christian has invented underpants with a padded cup bulge built into each pair.

And it’s surprisingly life-like and, get this, uncircumcised! Basically, the Shock Jock Flirt Brief is like a wonderbra for johnsons.

LOL @ all of this!

Want one? You can get one HERE.