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It’s that time of again, when we all (or most of us) read articles like this and then think of our bank accounts and cry ourselves to sleep, because Forbes have just released Hollywood’s Top-Earning Actresses.
Brad Pitt must do something good to women because Angelina Jolie tops the list while his ex wife Jennifer Aniston is right behind her.
Most of Angelina’s money came from the $341 million that her movie Wanted made, plus she got a chunk of money from her next movie, Salt.
As for Jennifer’s money, her film Marley & Me made abotu $244 million, she gets money from being the spokesperson for SmartWater, she got money for her next film The Baster and of course she still rakes in cash from Friends residuals.
The top 15 list looks like this:
1: Angelina Jolie - $27 million
2: Jennifer Aniston - $25 million
3: Meryl Streep - $24 million
4: Sarah Jessica Parker - $23 million
5: Cameron Diaz - $20 million
6: Sandra Bullock - $15 million
6: Reese Witherspoon - $15 million
8: Nicole Kidman - $12 million
8: Drew Barrymore - $12 million
10: Renee Zellweger - $10 million
11: Cate Blanchett - $8 million
12: Anne Hathaway, $7 million
12: Halle Berry, $7 million
14: Scarlett Johansson, $5.5 million
15: Kate Winslet, $2 million
According to Forbes, The Top 10 women earned a combined $183 million compared to $393 million for the Top 10 men. And they said sexism was dead?
Was This In ‘The Hills’ Script? - The Superficial
GLAAD Is Mad About Perez’s F-Bombing - City Rag
Lindsay Lohan Gets A Reality Show? - F-Listed
Jessica Simpson Returns To Reality TV - Hollywood Dame
Justin Chambers Goes Snorkeling - Popbytes
Cameron Diaz Gets Walked All Over - Celebrity Smack
Megan Fox Skanks Up The Toga - Websters Is My Bitch
A TMZ Reporter Calls Jenna Jameson Wide - ICYDK
Adrian Grenier Shopping With A Mystery Girl - Pacific Coast News
Geography Is Hard For Britney Spears - Celeb Warship
Paris Hilton Wears A Bikini In Dubai - Celeb News Wire
Shia LaBeouf Almost Lost An Eye Filming Transformers - Anything Hollywood
Angelina Jolie For President? - Celebitchy
Anna Faris In A White Bikini - News Toob
Kevin Federline Is A Tax Cheat - Celebslam
Samuel L. Jackson Gets Tee’d Off - Meet The Famous
Miley Cyrus Is Humping A Chair - Allie Is Wired
Like promised, here is the continuation for FHM’s Sexiest 100 list off 2009. For numbers 100-50 check here.
49 - Amber Heard
48 - Mischa Barton
47 - Katherine Heigl
46 - Rachel McAdams
45 - Holly Valance
44 - Shakira (pictured above)
43 - Monica Bellucci
42 - Vanessa Hudgens
41 - Keira Knightley
40 - Hilary Duff
39 - Blake Lively
38 - Cameron Diaz
37 - Gisele Bundchen
36 - Carmen Electra (pictured above)
35 - Christina Aguilera
34 - Sienna Miller
33 - Beyoncé Knowles
32 - Jessica Simpson
31 - Kate Winslet
30 - Kim Kardashian
29 - Salma Hayek
28 - Charlize Theron
27 - Summer Glau
26 - Ali Larter
25 - Freida Pinto
24 - Anna Friel
23 - Kristin Kreuk
22 - Lindsay Lohan
21 - Mila Kunis (pictured above)
20 - Diora Baird
19 - Eva Mendes
18 - Hayden Panettiere
17 - Natalie Portman
16 - Kate Beckinsale
15 - Angelina Jolie
14 - Erica Durance (pictured above)
13 - The Veronicas
12 - Britney Spears
11 - Marisa Miller
10 - Katy Perry
09 - Anne Hathaway
08 - Heidi Montag
07 - Elisha Cuthbert
06 - Adriana Lima
05 - Madeline Zima
04 - Jessica Biel
03 - Scarlett Johansson
02 - Jessica Alba
01 - Megan Fox
Thoughts? For me it’s the same old list as every other one, just names thrown around a different way. Still, I would bang most of them.
Britney Spears’ Cooties Are Back - City Rag
Jon & Kate Gosselin Are Divorcing - Popeater
Silvio Berlusconi Also Doing Prostitutes - F-Listed
Denise Richards In A Bikini - The Superficial
Pink’s ‘Funhouse’ Video! - Popbytes
Kate Moss Destroys The Kills’ Album - Holy Moly
Megan Fox Hides From The Truth - Celebrity Smack
Shia LaBeouf Is Not Banging His Mother - Celeb News Wire
Anna Faris Is Off The Market - Fatback Media
Madonna Brings Mercy Home - Celeb Warship
Cameron Diaz Gets A Star On The Walk Of Fame - ICYDK
Sacha Baron Cohen Is Angering The Gay Community? - Websters Is My Bitch
Katie Price Wears Sex Store Dress To The Club - Celebitchy
Spotted: Rihanna In Court - Socialite Life
Liv Tyler Gets Patted Down At LAX - Pacific Coast News
Robert Pattinson Faked His Abs For ‘New Moon’ - Hollywood Dame
Lindsay Lohan Is A Loud Neighbor - Anything Hollywood
Brooke Hogan Knows Shopping Best - Meet The Famous
Anna Paquin Is Topless In ‘True Blood’ - Yeeeah!
Mel B’s Birthday Bikini Bash - News Toob
Lady Gaga Has Fire Coming From Her Boobs - Allie Is Wired
The Best Phil Spector Lookalikes - PopEater
Kate Gosselin’s Tummy Tuck Explained - City Rag
Danny DeVito Is Drunk & On TV - Holy Moly
Heidi Montag Really Is Doing Playboy - The Superficial
Lily Allen & The Robot - Mashup! - Popbytes
Cristiano Ronaldo’s Big Day - F-Listed
Bret Michaels Will Endanger His Life To Pleasure A Woman - Celeb News Wire
Tiger Woods’ Hawaii Home? - Celebrity Smack
Check Out The ‘Shutter Island’ Trailer - Celeb Warship
Josh Duhamel Is Smokin’! - ICYDK
Ashlee & Pete Wentz Are Not Helping The Cause - Websters Is My Bitch
Cameron Diaz Doesn’t Want Any Children - Anything Hollywood
You Can Never Have Enough Kellan Lutz - Pacific Coast News
Mariah Carey Shows Off Her Cleavage - News Toob
Guess Who’s Battling It Out For The Lance Armstrong Biopic - Hollywood Dame
What’s Going On With Michael Jackson’s Half An Ear? - Celebitchy
Miley Cyrus Got A Nose Ring! - Allie Is Wired
 It may be hard to believe, but even Cameron Diaz has body issues.
The actress, 36, who admits to having her nose fixed after breaking it four times (”Shit just finds my face,” she explains), says she probably wouldn’t have more plastic surgery, but does think about how she’d change her shape.
Cameron told Marie Claire,
“I’d love a bigger butt, more meat on my bones. I’d love to be more voluptuous. It’s just not my body type.”
But the topic that is really on Diaz’s mind is giving Earth an image makeover.
The eco-conscious actress, who shot an exclusive video for the magazine in which she talks to regular people about the environment.
“The planet needs a publicist.
It’s the planet, you know what I mean?. She should be … a star. How do we make this little planet of ours a big star?
I want everybody to know who she is.”
I’ll gladly trade my wide butt for Cameron’s little butt.
source: Cameron Diaz: I’d Love a Bigger Butt [people]
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Candy Spelling Blames Tori For Aaron’s Death - PopEater
Megan Fox’s Nipple Adjuster - City Rag
Paris Hilton Doesn’t Like ‘The Hills’ Either - F-Listed
Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore Snub Simon Cowell - Holy Moly
Viva La Viral! - Mashup - Popbytes
Nude Madonna Painting Up For Auction - Celebrity Smack
Shauna Sand Keeps Wearing Bikinis - The Superficial
Cameron Diaz Glows In Soho - Pacific Coast News
Katie Holmes Needs Sex! - Celeb News Wire
Tom Sizemore Loves Jail - Celeb Warship
Megan Fox Makes Her Way Through LAX - ICYDK
Simon Cowell Is Probably Banging Your Sister - Ninja Dude
Tila Tequila Has A Lot Of Empathy - Websters Is My Bitch
Zachary Quinto Treks For The Car - Meet The Famous
Girl Crush: Isla Fisher - College Candy
Friends Tell Jennifer Aniston To Get Over Brad Pitt - Anything Hollywood
Who Is Gwyneth Paltrow’s Bulimic Friend? - Celebitchy
Jennifer Lopez Outdone By Jon & Kate Plus 8 - Hollywood Dame
Lady Gaga’s Leaked Paparazzi Video - Allie Is Wired
Natalie Cole Gets A Kidney Transplant - PopEater
Moose Knuckles Are On The Rise - City Rag
Britney Spears In A Bikini - The Superficial
Did Jennifer Aniston Walk In On Brad & Angelina? - Popbytes
Get This: Brief Jerky - The Beef Jerky Underwear - F-Listed
Katrina Darrell On American Idol Tonight - Celebrity Smack
Kingston Rossdale Is A Punk Rocker - Celeb News Wire
Chad Kroeger Keeps It Real In London - Holy Moly
Sarah Jessica Parker Is Too Frail To Have Her Own Kids - Fatback Media
Matt Damon And His Shorties - Celeb Warship
Jon & Kate Gosselin: Famewhoring, Fortune-Craving Desperate Liars - Ninja Dude
John Mayer Is Still A Douchebag - ICYDK
Drew Barrymore Takes Pride In Her Appearance - Websters Is My Bitch
Reese Witherspoon Gets Her Pilates On - Pacific Coast News
Kate Hudson Is Dating Alex Rodriguez - Yeeeah!
Randy Jackson Wants To Create A Woman’s Handbag Line - Anything Hollywood
Kanye West Is The Master Of Laughs - DListed
Rihanna Has Got Herself A New Man! - Hollywood Dame
Tila Tequila Tweeted That She’s Pregnant - Celebitchy
Transformers & Harry Potter Joins The MTV Movie Awards! - Busy Bee Blogger
Cameron Diaz Doesn’t Like To Flush! - Allie Is Wired
Oprah Winfrey Apologizes To James Frey - Pop Eater
The Drunk Girl Hair Trick - City Rag
LeAnn Rimes Is Wearing Her Wedding Ring - The Superficial
Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Ancilla Tilia - F-Listed
Gordon Ramsey Has A Mistress? - Holy Moly
Chasing Cars That Way Mashup! - Popbytes
Stifler’s Mom Gets Her Hair Done - Celebrity Smack
Ashlee Simpson Pregnant Again? - Celeb News Wire
Carrie Underwood To Perform On The ‘Idol’ Finale - Fatback Media
Tori Spelling Is A Horrible Person - Websters Is My Bitch
Captain Kirk Gets Some Coffee - ICYDK
Jennifer Hudson Time Warps From The 80’s - Yeeeah!
Mariah Carey Shows Cleavage - News Toob
Johnny Depp To Play Frank Sinatra? - Anything Hollywood
Gerard Butler Is Screwed - Hollywood Dame
Janice Dickinson Goes Crazy On Fans & Paparazzi - Celebitchy
Jennifer Lopez on Set - Pacific Coast News
Cameron Diaz Talks About Sex - Socialite Life
Suri Cruise Is Morphing Into Amy Winehouse - Allie Is Wired
Like promised in the last post, here is numbers 49-1 hottest women as voted by Maxim readers and staff, same drill as last time .. some will have pictures and some wont, so here we go….
50. Taylor Swift
49. Freida Pinto
48. Arielle Klebbel
47. Katie Cassidy:
46. Nicole Scherzinger
45. Fergie
44. Avril Lavigne
43. Elisha Cuthbert
42. Nikki Reed
41. Nadine Velasquez
40. Lily Allen
39. Anna Faris
38. Charlize Theron
37. Cameron Diaz
36. Hayden Panatierre
35. Anna Kournikova:
34. Scarlett Johansson
33. Blake Lively
32. Ciara
31. Hilary Duff:
30. Penelope Cruz
29. Zoe Saldana
28. Danneel Harris
27. Vanessa Hudgens:
26. Angelina Jolie
25. Julianne Hough
24. Eva Mendes
23. Lindsay Lohan
22. Kate Beckinsale:
21. Annalynne Mccord
20. Moon Bloodgood
19. Chan Marshall
18. Marisa Miller
17. Britney Spears
16. Gina Carano
15. Katy Perry
14. Christina Aguilera
13. Jessica Alba:
12. Leighton Meester
11. Jessica Biel
10. Jennifer Love Hewitt:
9. Jordana Brewster:
8. Rihanna:
7. Adriana Lima:
6. Eliza Dushku:
5. Mila Kunis:
4. Malin Akerman:
3. Bar Refaeli:
2. Megan Fox:
1. Olivia Wilde:
Hmm the list seems pretty good but Olivia Wilde should not be number one in my opinion, thoughts?
Last week Coed Magazine posted a thorough list of the most successful potheads on the planet, shattering the myth that smoking marijuana dooms you to a life of failure and worthlessness.
While we were all very proud of the list, there was one glaring problem with it: there were no chicks on the list! Can you believe it? As any avid pothead knows, girls love to get high just as much as guys.
Anna Faris:
Anna has come a long way since her Scary Movie days. Not only has she made the jump from being ‘cute as a button’ to ’smoking hot’, she’s also gone from casual smoker to full on pothead. Her turn as a stereotypical pothead in the stoner comedy Smiley Face was tellingly accurate, earning her the esteemed High Times Magazine Stonette of the Year award in 2007. Anna considers winning the award (which is a bong) to be the highlight of her career, and says that she uses it regularly to celebrate and enjoy herself at the same time.
Minka Kelly:
It’s no secret to the people in Austin, Texas that Minka Kelly smokes a ton of weed. The Friday Night Lights star hails from the hippie oasis, where shoes are always optional and joints are sparked publicly. While you won’t find any evidence of Minka’s stoner ways anywhere on the web, trust us, if you ever see her out in Austin, offer her a joint. You won’t regret it
Charlize Theron:
When Charlize first decided to become an actress, everybody said she’d never make it because - get this - she was too beautiful. Sound like those people underestimated the demographic known as ‘men’. Years later, Charlize is an Academy Award winning bombshell whose love of weed is hardly a secret. Her preferred method of intake is the ever-convenient apple pipe, which she has been photographed enjoying right in her own back yard.
Lindsey Evans:
You may have never heard of Lindsey before, but trust us, she has sacrificed more for her love of marijuana than most will in their lives. A true southern belle, she was crowned Miss Louisiana Teen USA 2008 after placing second in the 2007 contest. She wore her crown and sash with honor and respect until one day when her love of weed got the best of her. She and a few friends skipped the bill at a restaurant because of slow service, and Lindsey accidentally left her purse behind. In that purse? A big fat bag of weed! The Miss Teen Louisiana people didn’t appreciate the deviance, so they stripped her of her crown.
Danneel Harris:
Danneel is the only star of Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay willing to admit to regularly smoking pot. This admission earned her High Times Magazine’s coveted Stonette of the Year award in 2008. But really, when you’re this hot, you can pretty much admit you do anything and people will still like you.
Kristen Stewart:
The fierce star of Twilight, that vampire movie none of us saw, Kristen is new to Hollywood, but no stranger to marijuana. Since she came on the scene in 2008, she’s been photographed smoking a bowl in public and wearing a pot leaf bikini. While most starlets might be worried about their public image, Kristen obviously doesn’t give a f*ck what people think about her. She’s got that Twilight thing to fall back on, and she’ll smoke weed where she damn well pleases.
Cameron Diaz:
A lifelong pot smoker, not only does Cameron has talk openly about her love of weed, she also likes to keep very stoned company. Former boyfriend Justin Timberlake is a notorious pothead, and close friend Drew Barrymore has a well known love for the leaf. Cameron and Drew were even photographed getting high in their bikinis once.
Renee Zellweger’s See-Through Globes - City Rag
Fergie & Josh Duhamel Leave For Their Honeymoon - Bricks & Stones
Jordan & Peter Andre Move To L.A. - Holy Moly
Meet Lady Gaga’s Rump Roast! - F-Listed
Megan Fox Went Stag To The Golden Globes - Celebrity Smack
Lady Gaga’s “Just Dance” Finally Hit #1 - Popbytes
Some Love Advice For Whitney Port - College Candy
Kanye West Wants Less Fans - Celeb News Wire
Jonathan Rhys Meyers Partied Too Much Last Night - Pink Is The New Blog
Vanessa Hudgens To Star In The Next Twilight Movie - Fatback Media
Tom Cruise Talks About Jett Travolta’s Death - Ninja Dude
Taylor Lautner Shows Off His New Six Pack - Popeater
Where’s Jennifer Lopez’s Ring? - Celeb Warship
John Mayer Is An Idiot - Celebslam
Grace Jones Rules The World - DListed
The Travolta Family Thanks Ocala, Florida - Just Jared
Welcome To Aruba, Here’s Lewis Black - Best Week Ever
Kelly Brook Shows Off Her Bikini Body - The Bastardly
Anna Faris Looks Smokin’ Hot - Drunken Stepfather
Ann Coulter Botches View Audition - Defamer
Cameron Diaz Needs To Dye Her Hair - Derek Hail
Daniel Craig Tattooed His Junk? - Celebitchy
Mariska Hargitay Suffers Collapsed Lung - Hollyscoop
Nicole Richie’s Got Major Cleavage - Hollywood Tuna
Miley Cyrus In Bed With Her Boyfriend - Hollywood Dame
Gwyneth Paltrow Wants To Launch A Chain Of Gyms - Gabby Babble
Robert Pattinson Wants To Lick What All Day Long? - Candy Kirby
Russell Crowe Is Too Fat For Sienna Miller - Yeeeah!
Gisele & Tom Brady Officially Engaged - Anything Hollywood
Adriana Lima’s Bikini Secret - Egotastic
Isla Fisher & Sacha Baron Cohen To Get Married Soon - Socialite’s Life
The 66th Annual Golden Globes Winners! - Allie Is Wired
  
Rihanna Gets Molested by Chris Brown - City Rag
Jessica Simpson Has Gone Domestic - Bricks & Stones
Pete Doherty’s Arm Explodes - Holy Moly
Victoria Silvstedt Is Classy! - F-Listed
Little Baby Winehouse? - Celebrity Smack
Everyone Needs Some David Beckham - Popbytes
Science Will Turn You On - College Candy
Liz Hurley Wants to Sniff Some Glue? - Celeb News Wire
Amy Winehouse Covers Up A Little - Pink Is The New Blog
Jacko Has A Cold - Fatback Media
The Unborn Trailer #1 - Ninja Dude
Verdict Reached in Sopranos Trial - Popeater
Everyone Hates Paris Hilton - Celeb Warship
Axl Rose Probably Misses This - Celebslam
Pamela Anderson’s Face Scares Me - DListed
Barack Obama Is Shirtless! - Just Jared
Tyra Banks Is Not Smiling With Her Eyes - Best Week Ever
Hilary Duff’s Maxim Outtakes - The Bastardly
Rihanna & Chris Brown Have Matching Star Tattoos - Drunken Stepfather
How Cute! A Wall-E Sandwich - Defamer
Kendra Wilkinson Is Changing - Derek Hail
Mary-Kate Olsen Loves Her Recession Hat - Celebitchy
Pete Wentz Tries Ashlee’s Breast Milk - HollyScoop
Jessica Alba Is Not A MILF Today - Hollywood Tuna
Paris Hilton Is Devastated By Burglary - Gabby Babble
Charm School Winner Loved Being Naked - Yeeeah!
Paul Sculfor Moves In With Cameron Diaz - Anything Hollywood
Eva Mendes In A See-Through Top - Egotastic
Brangelina Collectible Plates - Candy Kirby
Kirsten Dunst-1, Stalker-0 - Socialite’s Life
Brad Pitt Refuses To Marry Angelina Jolie - Allie Is Wired
What will it take for A-list actresses to earn as much as actors?
The ninth-highest grossing movie of the year so far — with $153 million in U.S. box office sales — is “Sex and the City,” a film that features four leading women and a cursory supporting role for Mr. Big. The 11th highest grossing film is “Mamma Mia,” another estrogen fest, which has earned $144 million.
So with female-centric movies performing so well at the box office (between them, the two films have earned $980 million worldwide), why are women still earning so much less than their male counterparts?
Only two women make the list of the top 10 earning actors in Hollywood between June 2007 and June 2008. Cameron Diaz comes in fifth with $50 million for her work in solid romantic comedies like “What Happens in Vegas” and “The Holiday.” She also earned big for her voice work in the “Shrek” films as the far-from-helpless Princess Fiona.
But she earned a full $30 million less than Hollywood’s highest earner, Will Smith, who cashes mega paychecks for films like the post-apocalyptic “I Am Legend.” In the same time period, Smith earned $80 million.
Hollywood’s top earners
Will Smith — $80 million:
Smith earns big bucks for his action hero roles in films like Hancock and I Am Legend. But he’s also looking out for an Oscar. He was nominated for his work in Ali and The Pursuit of Happyness.
Johnny Depp — $72 million:
Depp rakes it in with his bizarre turn as drunken Captain Jack Sparrow in Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean movies. Rumors are now swirling that he’ll earn $56 million upfront for a fourth installment.
Eddie Murphy — $55 million:
The reclusive comedian may have bombed with his most recent film, Meet Dave, but his overall track record for family-friendly fare is good enough for studios to keep producing his movies.
Mike Myers — $55 million:
His Shrek movies appeal to both kids and grown-ups, but his live-action films are a tougher sell. His summer movie The Love Guru earned a paltry $41 million worldwide.
Cameron Diaz — $50 million:
The top-earning woman on our list, Diaz turns out solid performances in romantic comedies like this year’s What Happens in Vegas. But she still earned $30 million less than top-earning actor Will Smith last year.
Leonardo DiCaprio — $45 million:
DiCaprio is the rare actor who can bring in large audiences for adult fare like Blood Diamond and The Aviator. He’s been nominated for three Oscars but has yet to win.
Bruce Willis — $41 million:
His action star days are mostly behind him, but Willis still managed to fill seats with his fourth turn as John McClane in last year’s Live Free or Die Hard.
Ben Stiller — $40 million:
Stiller’s Night at the Museum was a monster hit earning $575 million at the worldwide box office. No surprise that a sequel is in the works for next year.
Nicolas Cage — $38 million:
Cage’s films can be hit or miss but he still earns big paychecks. They pay off when a movie like National Treasure: Book of Secrets earns $457 million worldwide.
Keira Knightley — $32 million:
The second woman on our list, Knightley earns out from her role in the Pirate movies as Elizabeth Swan. When not appearing in the blockbusters, she sticks to more serious films like last year’s Atonement.
The New York Post has compiled the Top 10 Worst Movies of 2008.
The obvious What Happens In Vegas with Ashton Kutcher and Cameron Diaz made the list. Also on the list is Mad Money featuring Diane Keaton, Katie Holmes and Queen Latifah.
But, the number one worst movie of 2008 goes to Mike Myers and The Love Guru. He’s just not as funny as he used to be.
10. “Beverly Hills Chihuahua”
We thought the whole talking dogs fad was over, but apparently, it’s not. George Lopez and Drew Barrymore provide voices for this 2008 flop about zany California dogs.
9. “Witless Protection”
Larry the Cable Guy followed up 2006’s “Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector” and 2007’s “Delta Farce” with this “Witless” effort. Larry’s 0-for-3. So bad, we didn’t bother reviewing it.
8. “Rambo”
Did we need another “Rambo”? No, but Sly Stallone gave us one - an ultra-gore-fest, even by Stallone standards.
7. “You Don’t Mess With The Zohan”
Adam Sandler makes the list with his tale of an Israeli special forces soldier who dreams of being a hairstylist. Childish humor from a familiar source.
6. “Babylon A.D.”
Starring master thespian Vin Diesel, “Babylon A.D.” went way over budget and there were reports of ego clashes between Diesel and director Mathieu Kassovitz. Released six months after its original release date, the film wasn’t even screened for New York critics.
5. “10,000 B.C.”
“10,000 B.C” could be called the movie the Museum of Natural History doesn’t want you to see. Full of special effects but lacking a shred of authenticity, the film was widely panned.
4. “What Happens In Vegas”
“What Happens In Vegas” stars Ashton Kutcher and Cameron Diaz as two people who get married after a booze-fueled night in Sin City, and the wacky adventures that transpire after they also win a large sum of money. The easy joke is that this bomb should have stayed in Vegas. We took the easy way out.
3. “Mad Money”
With a trio of actresses like Diane Keaton, Katie Holmes and Queen Latifah, what could have possibly gone wrong with “Mad Money”? Everything, apparently. But mostly the fact that this comedy had no laughs.
 
2. “The Hottie & The Nottie”
Is it worth describing the plot to this Paris Hilton-starred stinker? We won’t bother, because you shouldn’t bother watching it. According to Box Office Mojo, the film grossed less than $1.6 million as of Nov. 26, which sounds generous.
1. “The Love Guru”
Our number one worst movie is “The Love Guru,” co-written and starring “SNL” alum Mike Myers as Guru Pitka, a man on a quest to become the #1 guru. Films like “Guru” and 2003’s “The Cat in the Hat” are destroying all the comedy credibility Myers built through the “Wayne’s World” and “Austin Powers” films. Thank goodness for “Shrek.” “Guru” also stars acting legends Jessica Alba and Justin Timberlake.
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