In another futile attempt to stay relevant and to prove herself sexy, mother of 14 Nadya Suleman thought it would be a good idea to hold a bikini car wash.
The car wash is to try and raise funds to help her pay for the mortgage on her house. She has enlisted the help of some D-listers to aide in her cause.
Among them are; Charlie Sheen’s porn star Capri Anderson, Tila Tequila, Reggie Bush’s alleged mistress January Gessert, and Mel Gibson’s alleged mistress Violet Kowal.
Wow, now there’s a bikini car wash you want to be rushing right over to… Not!
Who wants to see Octomom’s nasty body in a bikini anyways, let alone PAY her to squirm around on top of your vehicle all soapy like. Um, Eew.
Car washes are $20, and $30 if you have a larger vehicle like an SUV.
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Charlie Sheen is suing his hooker/porn star, Capri Anderson, because he claims she tried to extort him of $1 million dollars and he says she is basically full of shit.
The lawsuit, which describes Capri as a “an opportunistic pornographic film star and publicity hungry scam-artist,” was filed earlier today in the L.A. County Superior Court. Capri did her media rounds yesterday and told GMA and Nightline how it all went down that infamous night in the hotel room, through her eyes of course. She also said she never stole a watch belonging to Charlie.
But he is still claiming she stole the watch and then she tried to extort him of at lease $1 million dollars and that if he didn’t pay up she would go to prosecutors in Aspen and have his probation revoked. He calls bullshit to this and says she is just trying “embarrass him and attempt to damage his career by going to the media with her false tale.”
The lawsuit also claims that on the night of the incident she told the NYPD that he acted like a gentleman, yeah you can laugh too because I did. He is seeking unspecified damages but nothing less than $165,000 because that’s how much his watch apparently cost.
Her lawyer has issued a statement to People saying, “It’s a blatant attempt by them to muddy the waters and confuse the situation, they are throwing a bunch of mud at the wall and hoping something will stick. At the beginning of the night he was acting as a gentleman, but not at the end when he was threatening to kill her.”
I’m sure by the time I hit publish on this another 10 stories will pop up about these two.
source: Charlie Sheen Sues Capri Anderson for Extortion [TMZ]
Adult film star Capri Anderson was with Charlie Sheen the night of his breakdown in a New York City hotel room, and now she’s telling her story.
In an interview with both ‘Good Morning America’ and ABC’s ‘Nightline,’ Anderson recalls what happened. “He was, from the beginning of the night, very loud and he had no hesitations when it came to using derogatory language or cuss words,” she said of Charlie.
“Towards the latter half of the night, it got really bad. He started yelling racial slurs,” she continued. “But it wasn’t until he put his hands around my neck that I really thought to myself, you have gotten yourself in a bad, bad situation.”
“I’m not going to stand down and be completely walked over, mistreated. My whole life has been changed,” she adds of the incident.
She condemns Sheen for his alleged actions. “I think that this story and this treatment sends a message in itself and this is clearly something that’s not right. It’s not right to hurt people. It’s not right to scare people. It’s not right to carry on with such disregard for the people around you.”
Anderson plans to file charges against the ‘Two and a Half Men’ star, according to her attorney. She is suing for battery, assault and false imprisonment.
The actor’s attorney, Yale Galanter, has responded to the adult film star. “Ms. Capri never made any allegation of wrongful conduct on the part of Mr. Sheen the night of the incident. She has posted on her website that she was ‘fine’ after the incident, but if you wanted to see more of her enter the web site for money. We will defend this lawsuit vigorously and will never pay her a dime. These allegations against Mr. Sheen are completely false, and are an blatant attempt to cash in on his celebrity,” Galanter said.
On the night in question, Sheen was reportedly found by police naked after having trashed his room at the Plaza Hotel.