Links To Hollywood - #137

Drunk Celebrities - City Rag

Carmen Electra in a Red Bikini, Red Heels - Flisted

Bastardly Jailbait Matchup - The Bastardly

Kate Hudson & Robinson: One More Time, with Feeling - Celeb News Wire

John A. ‘Junior’ Gotti Arrested on Murder Charges - Bumpshack

Rihanna’s Really Large Nipple Rings - Ninja Dude

Here Comes George Bush - Popbytes

Gwen Stefani is About to Pop - Popsugar

Sarah Jessica Parker & Broderick Working on Marriage - Pink is the New Blog

Lisa Marie Presley is Having Twins Too - Just Jared

Rihanna and Chris Brown Stole Blake Lively’s Dog - Socialite Life

Paul McCartney Tries to Make Peace with Heather Mills - Gabby Babble

Eva Longoria Wants to be Modest (HA!!) - Daily Stab

Scotty’s Final Mission Ends in Weary, Waterlogged Disgrace - Defamer

Aubrey O’Day and Lydia Hearst are Attention Whores - Celebslam

Charlie Sheen Highest Paid Actor on TV - Bricks and Stones

Keira Knightley Preps for Auditions With Booze - Allie is Wired

Links To Hollywood - #129

Paris Hilton Denies Using Dogs as Accessories - Dlisted

Denise Richards Bikini Photo Shoot - The Bastardly

Ali Larter Lures Us In a Bikini - Flisted

New York Pay Phones are Scary - City Rag

It’s All About Product Placement - Bumpshack

Brooke Hogan Doesn’t Talk to Mom Anymore - Celebrity Smack

Dexter’s Work Is Never Done - Pink is the New Blog

Alyssa Milano Naked and Cut Up - (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Ray Quinn to Star in Grease - Holy Moly

Madonna and Hubby to Split After World Tour - Bricks and Stones

Solange Knowles Parties with Lindsay & Sam - Celeb Warship

Paris Hilton Has Never Looked Better - Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Carmen Electra Promotes Gaming Tables - Popbytes

Britney Spears is NOT Sexy in a Bikini - Egotastic

Michelle Williams Fighting for Matilda’s Inheritance - A Socialites Life

Billie Piper Thinks Nudity Will Ruin Career - Celeb News Wire

Cynthia Nixon Didn’t Get Her Titties Done - Pop On The Pop

Alicia Silverstone’s Dogs Don’t Fart - Allie is Wired

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10 Best Celebrity Quotes of the Week

People are apparently buzzing about the celebrity quotes of the week, so who am I to argue?

“The Wentz family, our Christmas card just got upgraded!” – Pete Wentz, on new wife Ashlee’s decision to change her last name to his, to PEOPLE

“Pole dancing really isn’t as easy as it looks.” - Carmen Electra, who is releasing her own line of stripper poles, to PEOPLE

“I think he’s 1 percent water and 99 percent talent.” - Mike Myers, describing his The Love Guru costar Justin Timberlake, to PEOPLE

“It’s amazing what a haircut and forgetting to shave will do.” – American Idol David Cook, on being a “cougar” magnet, to Today’s Meredith Vieira

“I don’t really like to respond to things I read about myself in the press but, for the record, I was not thrown off anybody’s yacht in Cannes.” – Singer Lily Allen, dismissing rumors of rowdy behavior via her MySpace page

“Can we get the ranch?” – Ellen DeGeneres, asking newlywed Jenna (Bush) Hager if she could have the same no-fly zone wedding location

“I’m about two months pregnant right now and we’re getting married on August 8th of 2008.” – Reality star Kim Kardashian, fooling with reporters (and her boyfriend, NFL star Reggie Bush), at the Hampton Bays nightclub Whitehouse

“I would start by eating an entire box of Fruity Pebbles out of it. Then I’d take an afternoon sponge bath in it. Then I’d retro fit it with handles and make it into a Stanley Cup handbag.” – Detroit Red Wings’ hockey fan Kristen Bell, on what she’d do with the Stanley Cup championship trophy if she had possession of it for a day, to NHL.com

“A little whipping every now and then, Harrison?” – Regis Philbin, asking Harrison Ford if he ever took home the Indiana Jones whip, on Live with Regis and Kelly

“That’s cheap. Everyone’s kissed George Clooney.” – Madonna, after auctioning off her Chanel purse for more than $471,000 – that’s $171,000 more than a kiss from Clooney fetched – at the amfAR Cinema Against AIDS benefit in Cannes

Source: “10 Best Celeb Quotes this Week” [People]

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Links To Hollywood - #112

Gene Simmons is Bald - Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Lindsay Lohan says No to Fur - Ninja Dude

In Case You Were Wondering, Charlize Theron is Still Hot - The Bastardly

Want to See Amy Winehouse’s Crack? - Fatback Media

Britney’s Anime Character - The Way it SHOULD Be - Celebrity Smack

Betty White Kicks Ass - City Rag

Breasts on a Plane - Celeb News Wire

Kevin Federline Broadway Bound - Hot Momma Gossip

Indian Man With World Record Ear Hair - Pop On The Pop

Woman Stuck to Toilet After Sitting There 2 Years - Dlisted

Where Are Selma Blair’s Breasts? - Drunken Stepfather

Stars Without Makeup - Popbytes

Jenna Fischer Will Piss on Your Face - Defamer

Lindsay Lohan is a Master of Fashion - A Socialites Life

Nicole Scherzinger is Smackin’ That Ass - Popoholic

Madonna Admits to Trying Weed and Ecstacy - Celebslam

Barron Trump Has His Daddy’s Hair - Just Jared

Carmen Electra in New Jeans Ad, Minus the Jeans - Hollywood Tuna

Britney Spears Has a Justin Timberlake Shrine - Allie is Wired

Carmen Electra’s Aerobic Striptease is Naughty Business

Carmen Electra has a workout video out called Carmen Electra’s Aerobic Striptease: In the Bedroom and continues the, erm, theme of her last equally well-titled DVD, Carmen Electra’s Fit to Strip.

Carmen was on the Ellen DeGeneres Show promoting it and by the looks of things, Ellen got a little more than she bargained for. I love that woman’s sense of humor!

What others said:

• Dlisted says, “The only workout that this video is going to bring involves the hand of a straight douche on his dirty peen, because no woman or gay in their right mind is going to do this stupid crap.”
• The Sun says, “I’ve got to hand it to the former Baywatch babe, she’s certainly being original by passing up the usual DVD format that involves posing alongside a couple of muscly fellas on a wooden floor.”

Hurry and get your copy!

Carmen Electra and Ben Stein New Couple?

Of course when two people are photographed together in Hollywood they are automatically dating. So what would a day be with out the rumor of a new power couple. By using the Socratic method, a few simple questions should reveal the truth on Carmen Electra and Ben Stein’s relationship.

Or we can assume they took a picture together and that Carmen is not desperate for some old man lovin’. But if you want to make her happy, bust out Guitar Hero. As she was leaving a club in NY she was asked what she wanted for Chirstmas and she is hoping Santa will remember to stuff her stocking with some video games.

Source: Is Carmen Electra Sleeping With Ben Stein?! No Way! [Bastardly] and Carmen Gets Her Game On [TMZ]

Celebrity Sex Scandals - Not the Way to Become Famous

We all know “sex sells.” But for some celebrities, it’s not just an act for the camera.

These stars are famous for more than just their paid-for Hollywood performances. We take a look at the public faces whose bedroom behavior has trouble staying behind closed doors.

Hugh Grant

When Grant cheated on super-sexy girlfriend Elizabeth Hurley with street prostitute Divine Brown, men everywhere went “Huh??” However, he became a hero to single bachelors across the U.S. when the now-47 year old crashed an all-girl college party this October and cozy photographs circulated online.

Charlie Sheen

He’s a self-centered bachelor who has an easy way with the ladies on ‘Two and a Half Men,’ but in real life, things have not been that simple. In the ‘95 Heidi Fleiss trial, he admitted spending $50K for the services of 27 different prostitutes. Currently, his ex-wife (Denise Richards) claims Sheen exhibits “inappropriate behavior … and conduct.”

Pamela Anderson

Where to begin with this salacious star? There was the sex tape with Bret Michaels … and one with then-husband Tommy Lee. Most recently, she wed Rick Salomon (you know, the one who appeared in the Paris Hilton sex tape) and she has reportedly said the two fell in love as Anderson paid off a high-stakes strip poker debt with sexual favors. There’s lost more, but we’ve only got so much room.

Colin Farrell

A womanizer? Player? Lovable lothario? Whatever you want to call him, this Irish party boy has had his fair share of media attention over his alleged dalliances. His rumored conquests include Britney Spears and Angelina Jolie. In 2005, 70-year old actress Dame Eileen Atkins claimed Farrell spent nearly three hours in her hotel room begging her to sleep with him, but she turned down his advances.

David Copperfield

Yup, that’s right. The famous illusionist has made our list, albeit in a creepy way. In addition to charges of sexual assault, it turns out the magician used his shows to profile and solicit a little lovin’. Armed with clipboards, Copperfield’s assistants were given detailed instructions on how to rope in attractive women for David to meet, and keep their boyfriends and husbands at bay.

Paris Hilton

The infamous footage of Paris and Rick Salomon having sex hit the Net in 2003. Salomon then sold it to an adult film production company. The film went on to become the biggest celebrity sex tape of all time. There are rumors, that Hilton denies, that she receives profits from the tape. Hilton also starred in a racy Carl’s Jr. commercial, called “soft-core porn” by some.

Nick Lachey & Vanessa Minnillo

First dicey photos of Linday Lohan with a knife to Vanessa Minnilo’s neck hit the Web, then a month later TMZ reported that lawyer were working hard to keep hardcore sex photos of Nick and Vanessa off of the internet and out of the weekly mags. When a brave reporter asked Nick about the photos during a satellite interview, Lachey’s camera immediately when dead. Hmmm.

Rob Lowe

Today, Lowe is a married family man, but almost 20 years ago, the Brat Pack heartthrob was involved in a sex scandal that almost destroyed his career. The scandal involved a videotape of himself having sex with two females, one of whom was sixteen, although he didn’t know it. Another part of the same tape showed Lowe having a menage-a-trois in a Paris hotel room, and became one of the first “celebrity sex tapes.”

Britney Spears

From stripping down to her bra and panties in order to take a public dip at the beach to being photographed without her panties, it seems poor Britney is looking for attention in all of the wrong places. There are also reports of a sex tape that exists of Spears having sex with a stranger she met on vacation in Hawaii last June. Britney also reportedly confessed to lusting after Kim Kardashian, Carmen Electra, Halle Berry, and more.

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Links To Hollywood - #75

Halloween Dog Parade - City Rag

Orlando Bloom Dodges D.A. Charges After Accident - Ninja Dude

Dina Lohan Reality Show - Fatback and Collards

Carmen Electra Looking Hot - - Again - Popbytes

This Week’s Gossip Mag Covers - Celebrity Smack

Spears and Federline to Appear in Court Together - Bumpshack

The Funniest Video I’ve Seen in a Long Time - Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Carmen Electra Has Big Boobies - Drunken Stepfather

Friday Mix Tap - Music Warship

SHOCKER: Jessica Alba Sans a Bra - Celeb News Wire

Dare I say, Mischa Barton Looks Cute - The Bastardly

Victoria Beckham Wears Clothes No One Else Can - Hollywood Rag

Jessica Alba Has a Twin Sister? - Dlisted

Does Denise Richards Have a New Boyfriend? - Splash News Online

Man Charged With Theft For Eating 10 Jelly Beans - Pop On The Pop

Britney Spears Escapes Hit-and-Run Charge - A Socialites Life

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt - Most Amazing Pictures - Allie Is Wired

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Donald Trump Wants To Save The Ladies Of Hollywood

Donald Trump wants to save the ladies of Hollywood, and the best way he can think of is reality TV. Page Six reports that Donald is in talks with Britney Spears about appearing on his upcoming “Celebrity Apprentice”, and Paris Hilton has also expressed an interest in the show. Now Donald plans to call Lindsay Lohan to join in the fun.

“We’re negotiating with Britney right now. Can you imagine her doing it?” Trump told Page Six. “We’re not sure what will happen. She’s a [bleep]ing mess. And that little reality show she had did nothing. But she likes the idea of being on television and I think she’d be great.” Hilton, he adds, “wants to be on, and we’re thinking about it, but I don’t know if we’re going to do it.”

And Lohan? “Another [bleep]ing mess. We haven’t asked her yet, but I’m going to call her this week. It would a positive thing for her to do . . . for all of them,” he says.

Other celebs already signed on for these Trump shinanigans include: Jim Cramer, Carmen Electra, Joan Rivers, Naomi Judd, George Foreman, original “Apprentice” villain Amorosa, Kimora Lee Simmons, Pete Rose, Dana Patrick, Tony Hawk and Jeff Gordon.

“There are more than a hundred others who want to be on the show,” Trump said.

One big name who definitely won’t appear is Rosie O’Donnell, who slung mud with Trump when she was on “The View.” After Trump recently said he’d consider having her on, her rep shot back, “It will not happen in this lifetime or beyond.”

In the celebrity version of “The Apprentice,” the stars will raise money for various charities during the competition in which they vie to work for Trump.

I like that Donald thinks calling these girls f–king messes is going to make them come a runnin’. The best part of the show would be watching these girls who hate each other try to get along while Jeff Gordon sits in the background so confused as to why he signed up for the crappy show.

Source: “TRUMP BID TO SAVE BIMBO TRIO” [Page Six]; Photo: Lindsay, Paris & Britney News

What Other’s Said:

• A Socialites Life says, I don’t see this happening, unless he’s having a free cocaine giveaway at every taping.
• Dlisted says, Trump needs to wake up and smell the Rogaine!
• The Evil Beet says, Donald Trump is making all of this up in order to get us talking about his show, which no one is going to watch because, come on, people, VH1 already has the monopoly on D-list trainwreck voyeurism. But, Donald, you have my word: if you can get Britney Spears on this thing, I will watch it. I will write about. So make it happen, buddy.

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