“God Bless Tiger Woods”

Yahoo! chief executive Carol Bartz has been quoted as saying:

“God bless Tiger Woods. This week we got a huge uplift: Front Page, News, Sports, Gossip. He just filtered through the whole place. It is better than Michael Jackson dying; it is kind of hard to put an ad next to a funeral.”

Yes, Carol… the news of Tiger Woods banging an entire harem of starf*ckers is better than someone dying. Even Michael Jackson.

Carol Bartz is basically saying that the absolute destruction of a family being played out day by day before the eyes of the world turns her on more than the death of a legend. That’s nice. Perhaps next week we’ll get some fantastic news of a plane full of nuns plummeting from the sky and crashing into a hospital, devastating the children’s cancer ward and everyone inside it. Then she can be all excited about death again.

Now that I think about it, that would only make headlines for a day or two. Let’s change it to a plane carrying Lindsay Lohan crashing into a whorehouse containing Tila Tequila having a secret affair with the entire cast of Twilight: New Moon.

That scenario actually excites me a bit.

source: The Lunch Time Sports Round Up [The Daily Discharge]

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