Carrie Prejean is doing what most straight couples do – getting married to the opposite sex and not opposite married. Make sense? Probably not but neither does this bitch classy lady.
The former Miss California got engaged to her boyfriend Kyle Boller, the quarterback for St. Louis Rams, over the weekend in San Diego.
The couple began dating in July of 2009 and he stuck with her ass through all the drama of her life for the past few months. He owns a home in San Diego and spends all his time during the off-season.
I can’t even congratulate them, I’m sure she is torn up inside because of that.
source: Carrie Prejean Engaged to a Ram [Popeater]
Oh look what we have here Carrie Prejean went to the beach with some guy, who I am assuming is her boyfriend, and had a little mishap when her nipple slipped out of her bikini.
I’m not even going to go on about how she is being a hypocrite and how much her attitude disgusts me, instead I am just going to laugh to myself that she thinks Jesus is down with having your nipples out at the beach but not okay for 2 men or women to marry each other.
Oh and then we have to remember that Jesus is also okay with you making sex tapes, anyway Carrie Prejean is still kind of hot so this is why I am giving this woman a bit of attention.
Oh yes, readers. Any day now… all over the world, people will be watching Miss High ‘n’ Mighty’s sex tapes and listening to the sound of one hand fapping.
Rawr.
I have for you today two stills from one of her videos, where Carrie Prejean seems to be truly enjoying herself.
These are SO NSFW that if you even think about looking at them on your computer at work your boss will sense what you’re doing and fire your ass on the spot.
Shauna Sand is urging former Miss California Carrie Prejean to take the reins in regard to her sex tape, and give Vivid Entertainment a call.
Check out the letter she drafted to the former beauty queen:
You know you want to see Carrie diddling herself in her solo extravaganza, so you should start a petition. Shauna still claims that a third party took the tape to Vivid and then she arranged a meeting with their head honcho, Steven Hirsch. I’m not buying that, she directed it AND added the cheesy porno music to it? Yeah, right.
Anywho, this hooker is telling the shy hooker to show the goodies and reap the benefits of being “exposed”.
In the letter, she says, “Why don’t you consider taking control yourself and handle this situation on your own terms so that you are in the driver’s seat. It all starts with a telephone call to Steven to find out what your options are. I’d be happy to talk to you one-on-one about how I did it.”
Shauna did not write that mess, she’s too ghetto trashy to have such good diction. Steven Hirsch had a secretary type that out and gave Shauna a bonus to sign off on it. A bigger bonus, if it actually works.
They say everyone has a price, how much do you think it’ll cost to have little miss biblethumper to take it all off?
The Miss California USA Organization is tired of Carrie Prejean’s crap. They’ve put out a notice that they’re seeking a Carrie lookalike so that they can mock her relentlessly.
The people behind the pageant (ahem, Shanna Moakler?) are hunting down a Carrie lookalike to play her in a skit for this weekend’s pageant.
A source said that they held a first round of auditions for her part, but there hasn’t been anyone who’s nailed it dead-on, yet.
There have got to be endless opportunities for the woman that they hire. She can talk about gay marriage, not releasing sex tapes, lying about being underage during said sex tape filming, and other random embarrassing tidbits.
This should be interesting. I hope they film it.
source: Miss Cali USA Seeks Prejean Lookalike … to Mock – [tmz]
Oh, how sex tapes make me smile. The porno worthy moans. The strong denials to the media. The embarrassment, the shame. The cashing in of the instant stardom.
The newest wannabe porn stars to hit the tubes are two Miss Universe contestants, Hiroko Mima (Miss Japan 2008) and Anya Ayoung Chee (Miss Trinidad/Tobago 2008). The tape shows the two engaged in a few um… “intimate acts” with Anya’s boyfriend Wyatt, and each other. Carrie Prejean better step it up if she wants to compete.
By “intimate acts” I mean these chicks are filthy. And wonderful.
Right now there are four tapes floating around, watch them here before lawyers descend upon the net like a pack of hungry piranha and want you to pay these future reality TV stars some of your hard earned cash before watching them do a bit of anal.
Of course that link is completely NSFW. And completely awesome.
source: (Alleged) Beauty Queen Threeway Tape Rocks The Internet [Fleshbot]
Oh sweet, sweet baby Jesus, this story just keeps getting better and better.
Carrie Prejean is the star of at least eight sex tapes and 30 nude photos now, which will soon be released by Vivid Entertainment. Miss “I’m a sweet little Christian who has nothing to hide” will soon be showing everything to the world, thanks to her ex-boyfriend who no doubt made quite a bundle of cash for turning the tapes and photos over to Vivid.
All eight tapes are apparently solo performances, but rumor has it that they are fantastic solo performances. The 30 photos vary from topless to fully nude and most were taken by Carrie in the mirror.
In her new book Carrie Prejean says,
“God gave us our bodies, and it’s perfectly right that we use them in ways where we can give glory to God by making our bodies, our temples of the Holy Spirit, strong and fast.”
Hilarious.
source: EXCLUSIVE: 30 Nude Photos, 8 Sex Tapes Of Carrie Prejean Surface [Radar Online]
Carrie Prejean went on Larry King last night to talk about her new book. Unfortunately, Larry King asked about her motivation to settle her lawsuit — she let him know how inappropriate he was.
Even though Larry dropped the subject by taking a phone call, Carrie Prejean still wanted no part of it and removed her microphone. However, instead of leaving the state, she just sat there with this goofy look on her face.
Does she have any idea how ridiculous she looked? Nobody is going to buy her stupid book.
Shanna Moakler and Carrie Prejean have been at each other’s throats since Carrie shunned the Miss California Organization and went off to do her own thing.
And by “doing her own thing”, we mean taking semi-nude photos, and cooking up a solo sex tape, in an attempt to try and stay relevant.
When speaking to a TMZ cameraman, Shanna was asked her thoughts on Carrie’s sex tape, and she responded, “I dunno, I’m looking forward to seeing it.”
As for whether or not the footage would ever be shown, Shanna said, “I dunno.” FYI, the contents have only been viewed by people at the pageant, Carrie herself, along with her own mother.
If it ever gets a public release, we’ll be on top of it!
Meanwhile, Donald Trump is bagging on Carrie for the coincidental sex tape leak and the release of her new book. He said, “She’s trying to act like she’s a nun…so maybe she should release the sex tape and people would see whether or not she is a nun. She’s trying to sell a book. She’s doing the best she can…I can’t imagine too many people would be interested in it, but you never know what sells these days.”
Snap!
source: Moakler — I Wanna See the Prejean Solo Tape! – [tmz]
The other day I wrote about this supposed sex tape that is “so graphic” that TMZ won’t release it (meaning they don’t want to get sued), and now the plot has thickened.
TMZ has reported that Prejean’s mother was present when the Miss California lawyers blackmailed convinced Carrie to drop her lawsuits against them after they stripped her of her crown. I’m betting Thanksgiving will be a bit uncomfortable this year.
TMZ states:
…Carrie’s mom was in shock — instantly turning sheet white as she watched her daughter give herself a hand.
…it took all of 15 seconds for Carrie to drop her $1 million demand from the Pageant people after the XXX tape was played.
“Give herself a hand”… very subtle, TMZ. I would’ve been more classy about it and said something like “Carrie’s mom freaked the hell out as she watched her daughter diddle herself while butt naked, wearing a pageant crown and humming the National Anthem.”
But that’s just what I like to believe is on the tape.
source: Carrie Prejean’s Mother Saw the Sex Tape [TMZ]
Holy crap, everyone and their mothers are making sex tapes! Shauna Sand did hers, Carrie Prejean did one, too, and not to be outdone, Jennifer Lopez has one that’s set for release soon.
It turns out, J-Lo is a bit of a kinky freak in the ELEVEN HOUR video! Praise Jeebus, that’s some determination for a sex video. It’s like this footage was just dying to get out. It’s being leaked by her ex-husband, Ojani Noa, whom she married twelve years ago.
The tape shows her playing sex games, getting spanked by Noa, along with mounting a motorcycle wearing a mini-dress and no panties. Such a bad girl!
In one sizzling scene, J.Lo is looking at herself in a bathroom mirror, wearing only a bra and panties – and showing off her famous butt.
Needless to say, she’s embarrassed by the footage and doesn’t want it to be released, but I’m sure Vivid will get its hands on it before you can say “J-Lo’s butt”.
Carrie Prejean, the former Miss California who was stripped of her crown for breach of contract, is not such a princess after all. After posing for topless photos and refusing to appear at over 30 events that she was contractually obligated to attend, Prejean started filing lawsuits and making ludicrous claims to the media.
She sued for religious discrimination among other things, and acted shocked when the Miss California Organization told her that she would have to pay back the money for her boob job. Little Miss Pure and Proper was negotiating for a settlement of over a million dollars.
Oh sweet karma, here you come.
TMZ reported that they have obtained a copy of a homemade sex tape starring the innocent victim herself. A sex tape so graphic that TMZ wouldn’t release it.
Let me repeat that. A sex tape so graphic that freakin’ TMZ wouldn’t release it! What wouldn’t TMZ release? I mean, I’m sitting here picturing all kinds of horrific things now. Carrie Prejean, two dogs, a llama and Rosie O’Donnell? Yikes. Carrie Prejean, a sex swing, four recently pardoned death row inmates and a Japanese fetish or two?
Actually, I’d watch the last one.
So anyway, the lawyer from the pageant showed Carrie the video of her performing necrophiliac bestiality with a deceased baby rhino (hey, it could be, they won’t release it), and Carrie reportedly walked away with nothing.
This tape has got to get out. I mean, seriously, what is so horrible that it convinced a media hungry chick like Carrie Prejean to walk away from a million dollar settlement? Something awesome, that’s what.
So readers, what do you think is on that tape that is so “graphic”? What would make you walk away from a million bucks? Discuss, share… gross me out. I like it.
source: Carrie Prejean sex tape forced a settlement [The Superficial]
This isn’t your average teenage pin-up calendar — not when the women photographed carry titles like congresswoman and columnist.
On Friday, the Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute plans to release its fifth annual Great American Conservative Woman calendar. Demand is already so high for the 2010 run that the institute expects it to sell out, and may order a second printing, according to de facto calendar spokeswoman Alyssa Cordova, the lecture director for the institute.
She didn’t win the Miss USA pageant, but Carrie Prejean still holds a place in many conservatives’ hearts. The beauty queen is featured as Miss October in the 2010 Great American Conservative Women calendar, the fifth produced by the Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute.
Best-selling author and media personality Ann Coulter appears as Miss September. “Each of the women featured in this calendar epitomizes both the brains and beautify of the modern conservative woman,” said Alyssa Cordova, the institute’s policy director and de facto calendar spokeswoman.
The women all appear in simple white shirts this year, a departure from last year’s mink. Here, popular speaker and chairperson of the Virginia GOP Kate Obenshain poses for the calendar.
I’m laughing hard at the lady in the middle!!
From left to right, the women appearing in the fifth annual calendar are: Bay Buchanan, Prejean, Rep. Michele Bachmann, S.E. Cupp, Star Parker, Phyllis Schlafly, Kellyanne Conway, Coulter, Obenshain, Michelle Malkin, and Marji Ross. The publication inspired a challenge from the Huffington Post, which asked for nominations for a liberal calendar.
The calendar is available free to college students or in exchange for a $25 donation on the organization’s Web site.
Meanwhile, Huffington Post has countered with a request for readers to name their liberal calendar girls. Nominees include outspoken actress Susan Sarandon, liberal talking head Rachel Maddow and of course, Arianna Huffington (the Web site’s co-founder and editor-in-chief).
