Lindsay Lohan seems to be in court every few weeks and yesterday was no different because was in court for a standard progress report with Judge Stephanie Sautner where the judge told that she is getting sick of Lohan taking her time to complete community service sentence.
Two months ago Lohan was sentenced to do 60 days of community service but she has only bothered to do 4 of those days and yesterday Judge Sautner made it very clear, that if she doesn’t complete the full 60 days within one year of the date of sentencing, then she will most likely be thrown back in jail. Yeah how many times have we heard that line?
Another part of Lohan’s probation is that she was to get some psychological counseling but again she has failed to do this, the reason she hasn’t done it? Lohan’s attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, told the judge it’s because she can’t afford private counseling.
The judge didn’t buy this, probably because Lohan showed up to court wearing $1,200 Christian Louboutin heels and is currently renting a multi-million dollar home in Venice, so she told her she has 21 days to enroll in private counseling.
“If she doesn’t have the means [to pay for it], she’s got to find someone to help her out,” the judge told the courtroom. Lohan says she can’t do cheaper group counseling because of issues with the paparazzi.
At the end of the hearing Sautner told Lohan that if she doesn’t get her act together then she will be brought back to court, but for now her next hearing is in October.
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The other day I told you how Lindsay Lohan was considering taking a plea deal that Judge Keith Schwartz offered her in the necklace theft case she is involved in but she has decided to turn it down and fight her case in a trial.
If Lindsay had of taken the plea deal then she would have been sent to jail for about 19 days but now she is definitely going to trial, because she is adamant of her innocence. The preliminary hearing will take place on April 22 which will see both sides give their evidence and if the new judge, Judge Stephanie Sautner, decides there is enough evidence then it will go to trial. Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Holley, says:
“Ms. Lohan has maintained her innocence from the moment this case was filed and she has never wavered, though many advised her to follow the safe route by taking ‘the deal’, the truth is, Ms. Lohan is innocent; she has a strong defense; and we are confident that a jury will listen to the evidence fairly and acquit her.”
If Lindsay is found guilty then she faces up to three years in the chokey because of her probation violation as well as the grand theft felony. I guess time will tell what happens. This family are seriously something else.
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Ever since she was accused of stealing a necklace Lindsay Lohan has maintained her innocence and has been adamant that she wont go to jail. But now TMZ are reporting she is considering taking a plea deal and going to jail.
Apparently Judge Keith Schwartz had offered Lindsay and her attorney, Shawn Holley, a plea deal that would see Lindsay being sent to jail for three months but she would be let out after 19 days because of overcrowding. Lindsay originally insisted on not taking the deal but now she is starting to realize it might be the best option.
If she does choose to fight in court she could either get off with it but in reality she will lose and could get over a year in jail for violating her probation as well as more time for a felony over theft. Lindsay will be back in court on Friday to either accept the plea deal or fight it.
I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve wrote about Lindsay Lohan being in court and possibly going to jail.
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Today is the day that Lindsay Lohan is heading to the slammer so why not celebrate it with her new spread in Complex magazine in which she looks kinda sexy.
Yes I said she looks kinda sexy and I know it’s pretty much all thanks to the wonderful photoshopping that the editors at Complex did. In the article that comes with these photos they say that Lindsay showed up hours late for the photoshoot and she never gave the interview that she was supposed to.
Now lets get to the news roundup that is surrounding Lohan before she heads to the chokey. First up is her newly hired lawyer, Robert Shapiro, has just quit working for her and as of yet nobody knows who will be representing her when she hands herself in today.
The second piece of news is that Lindsay will be going full frontal nude for her new movie Inferno, which is based on the life of Linda Lovelace. The movie is set to go into production when Lohan completes her jail stint and 90 days in rehab.
As for heading to jail today, Lindsay went to her Twitter account last night and wrote “the only “bookings” that i’m familiar with are Disney Films, never thought that i’d be “booking” into Jail… eeeks.”
That is all for now, I’m sure by time you finish reading this there will be another 20 stories coming out about Lindsay Lohan on her big day.
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source: Lindsay Lohan Covers Complex’s August/September 2010 Issue! [Complex]
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In the latest Lindsay Lohan news, because there has been so much of it happening lately, she is apparently demanding up to $1 million dollars for her post-jail interview. Oh and her lawyer has just quit working for her.
Back in 2007 when Paris Hilton was released from her 23-day stint in jail she was offered $1 million dollars to do television interviews but the public had a fit she was getting money for being in jail so television networks pulled out and she eventually did a free interview for Larry Ling.
But now instead of just paying the person a straight up fee, the network can get a licensing deal which provides “compensation” to the person for using personal shit like video footage. Lindsay (and her people) knows this and are going to try go down that road, a source says…
“Financially, it’s the best thing that could have ever happened to Lindsay, it’s no secret that Lindsay has been in financial trouble for a while. She will earn more money from her post-prison interview than she ever earned acting. Expect to see a major TV and magazine deal, Lindsay might have made a lot of mistakes, but she knows how much her first interview is worth. She won’t even consider offers of less than $1 million.”
In other news TMZ contacted her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, to ask her for a quote but she told them she has quit working for Lohan. When it rains it really does pour on Lindsay.
I think we can all save the television networks a lot of money by predicting exactly how the interview is going to go – she will lie through her teeth and blame everybody else then have a million excuses as to why everything has gone wrong for her while also begging for forgiveness and to be given a tenth chance. She may even throw in the odd tear or two.
source: Lindsay Wants $1 Million for First Post-Jail Interview [Pop Eater]
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As well know Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in jail and 90 days in rehab during her probation violation hearing yesterday, but today we see the little message she had on her fingernail during the hearing – it says “fuck u”.
WWTDD came across the little gem that Lindsay painted on her finger while going through photos from the court hearing. What a rebel.
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source: Did Lindsay Lohan Write ‘F*** U’ on Her Fingernail for Her Probation Hearing? [Gawker]
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First of all the biggest shock about this is the fact that Lindsay Lohan actually showed up to court this morning in Los Angeles, when she arrived she was told she would have to wear an alcohol-monitoring bracelet.
TMZ say that Lindsay and her lawyer showed up 10 minutes late to the court hearing wearing a dark suit, they told the judge the reason they were late is because of the security concern outside the courthouse. Inside, Judge Marsha Revel told Lindsay that if she wants to remain on bail then she is not allowed to drink and would have to wear the SCRAM device around her ankle as well as have weekly random drug testing.
The judge also said she is not to leave the LA area to which her lawyer tried to ask if Lindsay could take the bracelet off when she is working and tried to use the excuse that has a movie shoot in Texas and some photoshoots coming up, the judge was having none of it and told her to work around it or delay the projects.
The bracelet will be slapped on Lindsay within 24 hours and it can detect any alcohol through the persons sweat, if she tries to take it off then it automatically alerts the police. Lindsay will also have to continue her alcohol ed classes once a week and the only reason she can miss one is if she has a drug test that day.
Lindsay Lohan is due back in court on July 6 to see if she has stuck to her probation terms, if not she will be thrown in jail.
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image source: Oh, Look Who Actually Showed Up To Court Today [Dlisted]
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Several days ago, TMZ reported that Charlie Sheen was ready and willing to cop to a plea agreement in relation to the Christmas Day ass-whuppin’ and knife pullin’ shenanigans with his wife, Brooke Mueller. The prosecution in Aspen, CO didn’t seem too enthused about offering a plea agreement, but it turns out that it might not matter.
Brooke Mueller is currently in rehab and does not want to testify against Sheen for the assault, so it should be easy for him to stay out of jail, right?
Nay!
One of Charlie boy’s conditions of bail is to not indulge in the wonderfulness that is alcohol or drugs, and since it is Charlie Sheen, we all know damned well that he has. The judge knows it too. Apparently, all the judge has to do is ask Sheen if he has consumed any drugs or alcohol, and old Charlie is in a pickle. If he says yes, he’s going to jail when his bail is revoked. If he says no, he going to jail for perjury.
But wait, you say… how can you prove that Charlie Sheen has been using alcohol and/or drugs since being released on bail?
Simple, he’s in frickin’ rehab right now.
Source: The Question Charlie Sheen Can’t Answer [TMZ]
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You may have heard of Karen Sala as the nutcase from Canada who claimed that Keanu Reeves fathered her children. She was suing him for $3 million in child support for her four adult children.
Even after Reeves submitted to paternity testing, which was obviously negative, Sala persists. She said, “I do know for a fact that he is the biological father.”
To prove it, she’s laid out some errr…facts, for your consideration:
Claim #1: Keanu Reeves knows hypnosis
Sala believes that Reeves used hypnosis to tamper with the DNA results of the paternity tests. She is so convinced that she requested he undergo another series of testing, to which his lawyer has already refused.
Claim #2: Keanu Reeves is a master of disguise
Sala believes that Reeves has used his shapeshifting ability to alter his looks and pass himself off as her own ex-husband. Why do that? So they could shack up and make babies, of course.
Claim #3: Keanu Reeves is not Keanu Reeves
Sala says that Reeves used to live right down the street from her and used the name Marty Spencer. She said, “I didn’t know he was Keanu Reeves. To me he was Marty Spencer.” It was then that they hooked up during her marriage and she claims to have popped out four of his kids.
Someone needs to lock this loon up already and stop letting her waste taxpayer money to try such ludicrous claims in court. What a psycho.
source: Keanu Counters Crazy Claims: Hypnosis, Disguises and Pseudonyms, Oh My – [e-online]
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