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Dirty Drive Thru – The Dirty
Gisele Bundchen Is Naked – City Rag
Heidi Montag’s Boobs Are Multitasking – The Superficial
Michael Lohan Rushed To The Hospital – Pop Eater
Video Fix: Boy George Amazing Grace – Popbytes
Stop The Kate Gosselin Hate – Hollywood Life
Justin Bieber Goes Deep! – Hollywire
Simon Cowell Is Planning A Spring Wedding – Betty Confidential
Is Channing Tatum The Final Captain America? – Why Fame
Sam Worthington Is Hot In Details! – Amy Grindhouse
Lady Gaga’s New Zealand Performance – Celebrity Smack
Fiona Facinelli Takes In The View – Celebrity Baby Scoop
Is Jennifer Aniston Talking About Brad? – ICYDK
Jesus Does Not Heart Lindsay Lohan – Litely Salted
Gossip Girl: The Past Belongs To the Past – College Candy
Woman Heading to Jail For Killing Six Newborns – Zelda Lily
Mischa Barton Still Isn’t Dead – Drunken Stepfather
DMX Ordered To 6 Months In Jail – Wonderwall
Michael Phelps’ Top Tips For Speedo – Tabloid Prodigy
Amanda Seyfriend Jaws About Chloe Some More – Celeb News Wire
Britney Spears’ Conservatorship To End – Hollywood Dame
Spencer Pratt Is An Ace With A Gun – Allie Is Wired
Valentine’s Day is creeping up, and love is definitely in the Hollywood air. Sure, a recent rash of couples plan on tying some knots soon, but we’re losing interest in the big-name romances in town: Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron? Cute but boring. K.Stew and R.Pattz?
Either date or don’t, you guys. And with Brad and Angelina, um, totally happy, and Reese and Jake split, it’s more clear than ever: We need us some new Hollywood hookups!
So we put together some fantasy couples, the Top 9 Celebrity Couples We’d Like to See:
1. Lindsay Lohan & Tila Tequila: These two could be destructive together and enjoy it! Or better yet, choose to be each other’s rock-soild support systems, and battle through their vices. Either way, this hookup has huge reality-TV potential.
2. Emma Watson & Robert Pattinson: It’s 2010, time to ditch the wizards and get with the vampires. The Harry Potter actress’ newfound sex appeal would match perfectly with our fave bloodsucker. Plus, both those British accents together—steamy!
 3. Kristen Stewart & Michael Cera: They’re both superawkward, but the difference is that Cera makes it funny and cute. Maybe if he showed some love Kristen’s way, she’d be inspired to open up and—if we’re lucky—flash a smile.
4. Brad Pitt & Jennifer Aniston: Yes, they were married already, but…we want more! So let’s try this again. Sequels are always bigger, right?
5. Channing Tatum & Miley Cyrus: Sure they’re both taken, but this couple could learn from each other. Miley can take on the art of breakdancing, and Channing will know what it’s really like to Party in the USA.
6. Megan Fox & Zac Efron: Fox is all on-and-off with Brian Austin Green, and Zac’s a snore with Hudgens. So it’s time both of them get out of high school mode, take on serious roles and step into big-time A-list romances. Or would this younger, hotter Brangelina be too hot to be legal?
7. Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino & Sophia Loren: The ultimate guido from Jersey Shore and Hollywood’s most legendary guidette. It could be a chance for Mike to grow up a bit, and for Sophia to put those years of wisdom to work. Now that’s a situation!
8. Lady Gaga & Marilyn Manson: You know it works! Both are freaky and freakishly talented, imagine how freaky they can get together. Plus, her man parts + his lady parts? Hot!
9. Angelina Jolie & Johnny Depp: These two costar in The Tourist this year, and they have a sexy shower scene. Yeah, it’s just a movie, they’re acting…but we’ve this before, right, Mr. & Mrs. Smith?
I’ve been LOL’ing all day about the thought of Tila Tequila and Lindsay Lohan hooking up!
source: Top 9 Celebrity Couples We’d Like to See [e online]
Lady Gaga Is Money – City Rag
Celine Dion Talks About Her Miscarriage – Pop Eater
Ewan McGregor Cheating?? – Holy Moly
Marisa Miller Tussles With Tom Arnold – F-Listed
Suri Cruise Finally Wears A Coat – Amy Grindhouse
The Gosselins Are Coming Back – The Superficial
Alice In Wonderland Extended Trailer – Celebrity Smack
Josh Duhamel Knocked Up His Mistress – Hollywood Dame
Britney Spears Smooches Her Kids – Celebrity Baby Scoop
Mia Frye In A Bikini – Drunken Stepfather
Check Out Nick Lachey’s Face – Tabloid Prodigy
Austin’s Channing Tatum – The Dirty
How To Celebrate Chinese New Year’s – College Candy
Why Not A Black Bachelor? – Zelda Lily
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler: Won’t Last? – Popbytes
John Mayer Has A Racist Penis – Allie Is Wired
TGIF! And to celebrate we have some of the funniest celebrity quotes this week. For starters, we’ve got Conan O’Brien, Sandra Bullock’s revenge and Channing Tatum’s penis!
“Meryl [Streep]’s gonna win, and I’m gonna take her down. When she walks up there, you’re gonna see my heel come off, and I’m gonna be like, ‘Whoo [mimics throwing]!’ This heel is gonna take Meryl Streep. She’s gonna feel no pain after I fling that at her.”
– Sandra Bullock, planning her defense tactics if she loses the Golden Globe for best actress in a comedy or musical film this Sunday, on Tavis Smiley
“I could…leave television altogether, and work in a classier business with better people, like hardcore porn.”
– Conan O’Brien, making light of his commitment to leave The Tonight Show if NBC moves it to a 12:05 a.m. timeslot to accommodate Jay Leno, during his nightly monologue
“I gained seven pounds of love weight.”
– Newlywed Khloe Kardashian, clarifying that she’s not pregnant, to “People”
“Now my penis is fantastic! One hundred percent recovered. Put me back in the game, Coach.”
– Channing Tatum, rejoicing after his privates made a full recovery following a scalding incident on the set of his upcoming film The Eagle of the Ninth, to “Details”
“After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady. It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vagazzle their vajayjays.”
– Jennifer Love Hewitt, giving a sneak preview of the advice offered in her new dating guide “The Day I Shot Cupid”, on “Lopez Tonight”
“I was telling him that last night, ‘If we ever broke up … the next guy is going to have a really hard time, because your body is so amazing!’”
– Kim Kardashian, speculating on who could follow in the very buff footsteps of current boyfriend, NFL star Reggie Bush, on the Dallas-based radio show Kidd Kraddick in the Morning
“What 15-year-old boy wouldn’t want girls chasing after them all day long?”
– Tween sensation Justin Bieber, enjoying his new heartthrob status, to “People”
“I’ll take the stretch marks. I’ll take the sagging boobs. I’ll take the cellulite I can never get rid of.”
– Jessica Alba, taking the bad with the good for the miracle of pregnancy, to “Self”
“I know music. I know entertainment. I know eyeliner.”
– Idol runner-up Adam Lambert, on “Fuse TV”
“I am like Mariah Carey f—-d up right now.”
– George Clooney, referencing the singer’s tipsy award show speech as he took to the podium at the New York Film Critics Circle Awards
Which was your favorite?
source: 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week – [people]
Worst Tattoo Ever! – The Dirty
Andy Roddick In Butt Competition With Serena Williams – Tabloid Prodigy
Kathy Griffin Hooking Up With Levi Johnston? – Fatback Media
Paris Hilton Has An Extra Hole – The Superficial
Heidi Montag Is A Work Of Art? – Celeb News Wire
The Inglourious Skankasaurus! You’ve Been Warned! – Celebrity Smack
Aaron Carter Is A Star To Be Danced With? – Socialite Life
Natasha Henstridge Hits The Beach – Derek Hail
Channing Tatum Was A Stripper? – Hollywire
Kim Kardashian Gets Swarmed At Fred Segal – Pacific Coast News
Peta Wants Lady Gaga To Get Naked – Anything Hollywood
Maybe Ice T Is A PC? – F-Listed
Eric Dane, Just Because He’s Cute – Popbytes
Lady Gaga Shows Off Her New Tattoo – Holy Moly
Kat Von D Actually Looks Normal – ICYDK
Angelina Jolie Needs To Eat Something – Websters Is My Bitch
Britney Spears’ Kids Cuss Like Sailors – Allie Is Wired
Are Paris Hilton’s Nipples Still Interesting? – City Rag
Pixie Geldof Gets Her Butt Kicked? – Holy Moly
Afternoon Pick Me Up: Denise Milani – F-Listed
Tom Cruise Gave Katie Permission To Look Good! – Popbytes
Dita Von Teese Has Killer Shoes – Celebrity Smack
Guy Ritchie Buys A Home Close To Madonna – I’m Not Obsessed
Jessica Alba Flirted With That Cop – The Superficial
Jessica Biel Flosses Her Butt – Celeb News Wire
Channing Tatum May Join Twilight Cast – Anything Hollywood
Will Ferrell Drank His Own Urine – Fatback Media
Jamie Lynn’s Baby-Daddy Plus Brain Injury – Celeb Warship
Did You Catch These Twilight Movie Mistakes? – ICYDK
John Mayer Is Single; Dyslexic – Websters Is My Bitch
Ashley Tisdale Gets Her Workout On – Pacific Coast News
Diora Baird In FHM Magazine – News Toob
Mary Kate Olsen Barks At The Moon – DListed
Black Eyed Peas Secret L.A. Concert – Win Tickets!! – Allie Is Wired
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