The other day it was reported that CBS were looking to take Charlie Sheen back and start shooting Two and a Half Men again but as I guessed this was a load of crap and there’s no chance in hell he is returning.
TMZ reports that since Warner Bros is the company who hired and then fired Charlie, they are the only ones who can bring him back but a source says there isn’t a chance in hell of this happening.
The future of the show is still in limbo but Chuck Lorre, the creator and executive producer of the show, has been in meetings over either re-casting Charlie or else moving it in a different direction.
In other Charlie Sheen news he has passed a recent drug test that both he and Brooke Mueller were made to take in their custody settlement. Her results haven’t come in yet.
Charlie Sheen‘s ‘My Violent Torpedo of Truth’ tour has gone down a treat and ticket’s are flying out the door, in fact he sold out the Radio City Music Hall twice and the whole tour is nearly sold out. Which is good for him because he is set to make a whopping $7 million from the tour.
TMZ say that Charlie’s deal with Live Nation sees him getting 85% of profits from the tour and they only get 15%, meaning he will make around $275,000 per show and then when you add up all the money he will get from after-parties and merchandising it works out at about $7 million he will make in a month.
Not bad considering the show is only him sitting down in a chair for 1 hour and 15 minutes doing his usual crazy stuff and probably drinking tiger blood which will probably end up as part of the merchandise. Now that is #winning.
Kacey Jordan, one of Charlie Sheen‘s porn star friends from his drink and cocaine binge back in January, tried to take her own life last night and put the whole thing up on her Twitter account.
Kacey started her day out yesterday by tweeting all about doing coke and how she is so skinny because she keeps forgetting to eat, then she started with these (prepare your mind to be wrecked):
“i’ve over done it… the more i do…i keep passing out… i just pray i wake up each time”, “shouldn’t i be all awake… i keep fainting. i guess i’ll have to do more and see what that does”, “a) i appreciate ur concern (hotel security raiding my room) b) i’m fine c) i have a family to live for… i’m not trying to kill myself”, “i took a bunch of pills…drank a hotel size bottle of jack… stumbled to the bathroom to weigh myself………86 lb”, “i think this is funny… i always pull dumb crap like this… i will be better in no time xoxo”, “those 16 hours i was with charlie sheen… messed me up… i can’t get that image out of my head… i think i keep trying to feel his pain” “bathtime good byes” i double locked my doors nice try”, “for over a hundred people calling my hotel…thanks. i made a deal with the hotel. i’m not doing an intervention with the staff”
Because of this the police rushed to her hotel room after receiving calls from the Peninsula Hotel, where she was staying, and when they went into her room they said they found her sitting on her bed with broken glass, alcohol and prescription bottles all over the room.
She also had cuts up and down her wrists and arms but she then said the Twitter messages were just a publicity stunt. But while the police were trying to talk to her she picked up a corkscrew and ran out of the room trying to cut herself even more.
Police then took Kacey to a nearby hospital for mental evaluation and she took to her Twitter again to say “I’m Soooo bored in this hospital bed! I wanna have someone save me… And kpuff doesn’t have underwear?!!”
If this was a publicity stunt then it’s a pretty disgusting one to pull and if it wasn’t then Kacey Jordan needs some serious help and I hope her family intervene.
Ok it’s that time of the day when I try my best to catch up with all the latest shenanigans out of Charlie Sheen and to be quite honest I don’t even know where to begin. I suppose I’ll start with after he got fired from Two and a Half Men yesterday he up on a roof waving around a machete and drinking tiger’s Blood.
Not long after it was announced that Charlie had been fired from the show he went on top of a building with the machete and tiger’s blood and started chanting that he is “free at last! free at last!” to a crowd of people that gathered below. After this he then went home and uploaded the latest episode of his UStream show, Sheen’s Korner, which you can watch now:
Next up… it’s been announced that Bree Olson, one of his “goddesses”, has been given a 2-day trial in her DUI case to prove that she wasn’t drink driving in Indiana last month. She was pulled over last month after she crashed her car and when cops gave her a breathalyzer she blew a .19. Her trial will start in June.
Lastly TMZ is reporting that Chuck Lorre, the creator of Two and a Half Men, is in meetings with hopes to continue the show without Sheen. And they are apparently looking at having Rob Lowe replace Sheen. But as TMZ points out, there is two problems with this – Lowe grew up with the Sheen family and he is currently attached to another show. But either way it seems like there still might be hope for Two and a Half Men to stay on air.
I’ll end this post by saying two things: 1. by the time I actually hit publish I’m sure there will be yet another news story about him and 2. if you’re sick of hearing about Charlie Sheen there is now an app for Firefox and Google Chrome that can block his image and name from popping up on your browser, if I didn’t have to write about him I would definitely be using this.
Okay I love a good train-wreck as much as the next person but I seriously can’t keep up with Charlie Sheen, anytime I read something there is a new development. The latest is he has just been fired from Two and a Half Men. Warner Bros released this statement:
“After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen’s services on Two and a Half Men effective immediately.”
Since he is living in cuckoo land the fact that he has lost a job which pays him $2 million per episode doesn’t faze Sheen at all who spoke to TMZ and said this:
“This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.”
TMZ also got their hands on a letter that Warner Bros sent to Sheen’s lawyer which explains why they fired him, in it they said they had every right to fire him and there was a clause in his contract which says they can fire anybody that “commits a felony offense involving moral turpitude,” they also say he appears to be very ill. His lawyer is demanding that they pay him for the eight canceled episodes or else they will sue. Warner Bros say they will counter sue him if he tries.
It’s unclear if Two and a Half Men will be completely canceled or if they will continue on with Charlie Sheen. Either way this whole thing is a mess, I can’t see what happens next.
Charlie Sheen may have had his fair share of bad news recently, with his twin sons being removed from his home and a short-lived spat with one of his goddesses, but rest assured, the ‘Two and a Half’ men star is still doing what he does best: winning!
The actor, who has spent the past few weeks telling his story to every media outlet imaginable, took things into his own hands this week, giving fans yet another unedited look at his life through his UStream channel.
On his live webcast, ‘Sheen’s Korner,’ the actor showed off his menagerie of house guests, his favorite sippy cup and his latest ink.
The actor had his favorite word, “winning,” inked onto his wrist, just in case anyone had forgotten what he’s up to these days.
While the loss of his TV show and children might serve as evidence against his on-top-of-the-world mentality, he still, for whatever reason, has one thing: our undivided attention.
He said, “The goddesses rule. They rule the kingdom. I got a chance to label them before the world did and now they’re the Goddesses. Those two are like the toughest cats in the room. We have two beds – we’re not amateurs, we’re all adults. It’s very smart and that way no one gets demoted to the couch.”
He went on to reveal, “I met Natty through mutual friends at a little party we had round here and I thought, this one is special. So she stuck around.”
Natalie commented, “Life in the house is cool. Charlie is the coolest guy ever. Who knows, everyone might live like this one day.”
Live like what? Getting supported by a drugged up winner who’s double your age and has more money than God? Because that’ll happen.
We all heard the drama about how Brooke Mueller wanted her twin boys away from their father, Charlie Sheen. So, she promptly had the cops come and remove the kids from his care.
Still, Charlie went on to say that he was worried about the kids being in her care because she’s a drug addict. Then there was a deal that was made so that the kids would be allowed to see him. He tweeted about it, saying, “not sure what all the legal noise is about… just verbally reached a deal with B. no court mon. yay….”
After she found out about him talking about the deal to the media, she recanted on it. TMZ has more:
But sources tell us … the first term in the deal was that Charlie not talk to the media about the agreement. We’re told Brooke’s lawyers are scratching their heads in amazement that Charlie immediately violated that term by tweeting about it and talking about it on a Philadelphia radio station.
We’ve also learned … the verbal agreement is not as Charlie stated — in other words, it’s not restoring the custody agreement they agreed to in the divorce. Sources tell us … the deal required that when Charlie had the twins a monitor would be present.
And when Charlie gets visitation, the goddesses will also be allowed around the kids.
Charlie Sheen is not making any friends now that he’s gone on the war path against Chuck Lorre, CBS and Warner Brothers. Even though the show has been officially canceled, he has said that he plans on returning to film it today!
Today, however, we’ve learned that the head honchos in charge of the show have banned Charlie from the lot!
A source said, “The top people in the studio’s security department were all called together Friday night, and the word was passed to all the guards: Charlie Sheen is officially banned. If he and his driver show up on Monday — as Charlie has said he would — they are to be turned away. Charlie is not allowed on the lot under any circumstances.”
Reportedly, the order is so strict that they’re not even allowing his car to make a U-turn in the lot, they just have to back up! The source went on to reveal, “Everyone was told not to even let him in far enough that he could make a U-turn and leave. If he approaches the gate, he’ll have to back up to leave, no matter how many cars we may have to move behind him. It’s that serious.”
Charlie responded in kind, saying, “Wow, that’s kind of strange given Peter Roth (WB TV President) always said it was my show that kept the lights on. Doesn’t matter too much because after Wednesday they’ll have to rename Warner Brothers as Charlie’s Brothers. I will fire those clowns and bring in my own team.”
On the “Today” show, he said that he’s underpaid and if he comes back for a new season, they’re going to have to give him three million per episode: