Tiger Woods Update: Elin Nordegren Just Moved Out
In today’s “well, this isn’t really a surprise” news…
Elin Nordegren has left douchebag/husband Tiger Woods (called Cheetah for the rest of this post, merely for my amusement) after news of Cheetah’s 10th mistress surfaces.
Cheetah Woods couldn’t hold on to his beautiful wife no matter how much he paid her after the past weekend has brought forth a slew of greens that Cheetah has putted on. The back nine was bad enough, but number 10 has apparently pushed his wife, Elin, right the hell over the edge. Sources report that she moved out of their 2.5 million dollar home (which she will end up owning) and is living in a house nearby.
I don’t know for sure, and I’m too lazy to look it up, but doesn’t proven infidelity negate a prenuptial agreement? Cheetah may be a broke mofo.
source: WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Tiger Woods’ Wife Moves Out [Radar Online]
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