Things We can All Hate – City Rag
Kate Middleton’s Dress Isn’t White?!? – Pop Eater
Party Like It’s 1999 – IDLYITW
Helena Bonham Carter Wore What To The DGAs? – Amy Grindhouse
Britney Spears To Open The Grammys? – Daily Fill
Katie Couric Sluts Out On The Beach – Drunken Stepfather
Demi Lovato Spotted In Santa Monica – ICYDK
Justin Timberlake Celebrates His Birthday By Working – Why Fame
Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore Boo’ed In Brazil – The Superficial
OMG, She Wasn’t Ready: Madonna – OMG Blog
Should America Stop Watching ‘Two And A Half Men‘? – Betty Confidential
Chelsea Clinton Separated Already?!? – Hollywood Life
Kim Zolciak Shows Off Her Huge Bump! – Holly Baby
Natalie Portman Has A Filthy Mouth – Popbytes
Christian Slater Dead? – Anything Hollywood
Katy Perry’s Tour Will Have A Nice Scent – Hollywire
50 Cent Involved In Twitter War With Ciara – F-Listed
Courtney Love Is Cuckoo – Celebs.com
Pete Wentz Is A Hairy Dude – Celebrity Smack
Nicki Minaj Shows Off Her Butt! – Evil Beet Gossip
Mark Wahlberg Talks Parenting – Celebrity Baby Scoop
Lauren Conrad Engaged? – Wonderwall
Egyptians Protest For Peace – College Candy
Demi Lovato Half Naked Racy Pics Leaked – Allie Is Wired
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TGIF! As always, we’ve got the best of the best in celebrity quotes this week! We’ve got Kanye West’s caps lock Twitter-fest, Tina Fey’s Brad Pitt crush and Zac Efron’s strip club escapades. Enjoy!
“I’m pretty sure we’re going to meet at some point. I’ve sent him over 100 letters saying that I’m pretty sure we’re going to meet. And 100 chunks of my hair. If that’s not a great gift, then one of us is crazy.”
– Tina Fey, who has yet to meet her Megamind animated film costar Brad Pitt, to People
“Up early in the morning taking meetings in Silicone Valley…Lol I spelled Silicon wrong ( I guess I was still thinking about the other type of silicone ITS A PROCESS!! : )”
– Kanye West, starting his Twitter account on the wrong key
“I’ve heard a lot about these places, mostly from rap music. They’re supposed to be pretty reputable, right? So I envisioned myself on a nice couch in stunna shades with T-Pain and Usher making it rain money. And it just wasn’t like that.”
– Zac Efron, ‘fessing up to his publicized trip to a strip club with HSM costar Corbin Bleu, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
“I think that Cameron could kick the s— out of me. Personally, she’s extremely fit. She has long legs. She has reach, incredible leg reach. She surfs and has great stamina. So she could whip my ass good, I’ll tell you that.”
– Seth Rogen, singling out his Green Hornet costar Cameron Diaz as the girl who could beat him up, to People
“It’s funny because usually it’s the girl who’s naked. I was like, ‘That’s right, bitch. The tables are turned!’”
– Drew Barrymore, on having boyfriend Justin Long take it all off in their romantic comedy Going the Distance, to Nylon magazine
“I need to get my Brazilian wax before I do it.”
– Enrique Iglesias, on water skiing naked for losing a World Cup bet, to People
“I love my high heels. I’ll kick ass in four inches, pregnant any day of the week.”
– Resident Evil: Afterlife star and mom-to-be Ali Larter, at San Diego Comic-Con
“Justin Bieber is on fire right now! If you see him in any Rolls Royce or Lamborghini’s, it might be mine…but it’s his for the day.”
– Diddy, the latest celeb to come down with “Beiber Fever,” on Lopez Tonight
“My alternate album cover for Teenage Dream… Are you glad I went with the 1st?”
– Katy Perry, showing off fiancé Russell Brand’s proposed album art, on Twitter
“You don’t want two presidents at one wedding! All the secret service, guests going through [metal detectors], all the gifts being torn apart.”
– President Barack Obama, on not being invited to Chelsea Clinton’s wedding, on The View
What was your favorite quote this week? Mine was Russell Brand’s alternative album cover for Katy’s new release. He looks like a complete dork, but he’s comfortable with that.
source: 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week – [people]
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Play Us Out, Keyboard Pig! – City Rag
Leonardo DiCaprio In A Dress? – Pop Eater
Jake Pavelka Claims He’s Not Gay – Betty Confidential
Pamela Anderson Makes The New iPhone Undesirable – Holy Moly
Kate Gosselin Might Have Had Some Work Done – Popbytes
The World’s First Bionic Kitty – OMG Blog
Selena Gomez In A Bikini – The Superficial
Adrianne Curry Does Twitter In The Shower – Drunken Stepfather
Federal Panel Considers Wesley Snipes’ Appeal – Wonderwall
Britney Spears & Kevn Federline Reunite! – ICYDK
Helen Mirren’s Husband Is The Sex Scene Puppetmaster – Celeb News Wire
Was Jeremy London Really Kidnapped? – College Candy
Chelsea Clinton’s Wedding Details – Zelda Lily
The Situation Responds To Being Duped Into Queer Issue – Tabloid Prodigy
Afternoob Pick-Me-Up: DelRae Messer – F-Listed
Cheryl Burke Admits Missing Chad Ochocinco – Hollywood Life
Miley Cyrus’ Crotch Empowers Women – Amy Grindhouse
Justin Bieber’s Mom To Pose For Playboy? – Allie Is Wired
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Tiger Woods Needs A Bong Hit – City Rag
Megan Fox Is Thoughtful This Christmas – F-Listed
Shakira Is Flattered By Taylor Swift – Pop Eater
Jessica Simpson Is A Sparkly Sausage – The Superficial
Matthew McConaughey Wants To Talk About Rooster – Hollywire
Pete Doherty Offends Nations – Holy Moly
Sophie Monk Fakes Pregnancy For Attention – Drunken Stepfather
Nicole Richie Wants To Take Over Your TV – Fatback Media
Justin Timberlake Is Bringing Noodle Hair Back – Litely Salted
10 Questions For Taylor Momsen – College Candy
Adam Lambert Used To Be Fat – Anything Hollywood
John Wayne Bobbitt To Step Into Boxing Ring – Celebrity Smack
Lady Gaga Sexies Up ‘Elle’ Magazine – Popbytes
Jack Osbourne Getting Fat Again? – ICYDK
Little Richard Is Not Dead! – Wonderwall
Angelina Jolie Thinks It’s Hammer Time – Yeeeah!
Is Chelsea Clinton Pregnant? – Hollywood Dame
Charlie Brown Gets Preempted By The President – OMG! Blog
Marilyn Monroe Was A Pothead? – Allie Is Wired
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