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Angelina Jolie’s Hobbit Feet – City Rag
Dan Aykroyrd Only Wants To Work With Superstars – Pop Eater
Miley Cyrus Was Probably Smoking Weed – The Superficial
Elizabeth Hurley Is Cheating, Topless – IDLYITW
Leighton Meester Predicts The End Of ‘Gossip Girl’ – Daily Fill
Mena Suvari Shuns The Sun – Celebrity Smack
Mariah Carey’s Red Maternity Look – Holly Baby
Tom Cruise Is Lookin’ Buff! – Hollywood Life
Guess Who Was Caught Wearing Mom Jeans? – Popbytes
Katy Perry Dresses Up Like A Toy Soldier – Holy Moly
Taylor Swift Can Officially Drink! – Anything Hollywood
Joaquin Phoenix & Jennifer Aniston Dating? – Why Fame
Cher & Christina Aguilera Keeping It Classy – Drunken Stepfather
OMG, Q&A: Liz Phair – OMG Blog
Angelina Jolie Can’t Fake An Accent? – Wonderwall
Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Amanda Mertz – F-Listed
Your Favorite Christmas Movies – College Candy
Have You Googled Yourself? – Zelda Lily
Nicolas Cage Needs A Time Out – Celeb News Wire
10 Hottest Vampires Of 2010 – Betty Confidential
Kim Kardashian Addresses Pregnancy Rumors – Amy Grindhouse
Jessica Alba Cuts Her Hair – ICYDK
What Will Joan Rivers Say About This? – Tabloid Prodigy
Emily Blunt Isn’t Ready For Babies – Celebrity Baby Scoop
Kate Gosselin Has Political Ambitions? – Allie Is Wired
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Biggest Trainwrecks Of 2010 – Daily Fill
Amber Heard Gets Naked – City Rag
Carnie Wilson Doesn’t Care If You Think She’s Fat – Pop Eater
Rosie Jones Does Front – IDLYITW
Alright, Who Ordered The Cher Nipples? – The Superficial
Lady Gaga Poses With Fans At The Airport – ICYDK
Christina Hendricks…Something’s Not Right – Amy Grindhouse
Justin Bieber Teaches Barbara Walters How To Dougie – Tabloid Prodigy
Jessica Biel’s Bra Is Almost Visible – Drunken Stepfather
OMG, Does He Or Doesn’t He: Taylor Lautner – OMG Blog
Russell Brand Was A Player – Why Fame
Lay Off Mark Zuckerberg! – College Candy
Seriously, Lindsay Lohan –Seriously? – Popbytes
Prince Appears On ‘The View’ – Celebrity Smack
Brad Pitt Grabs Angelina’s Butt – Celeb News Wire
Jennifer Aniston’s Date With A Prince – Wonderwall
Whitney Port Is Hot For ‘Maxim’ – F-Listed
Rafael Nadal To Strip For Armani – Anything Hollywood
Why Jessica Simpson Is So Sexy – Betty Confidential
Relationship Advice To John Lennon 30 Years Too Late – Zelda Lily
Which Of Kelsey Grammer’s Girls Got The Better Rock? – Hollywood Life
Ben Affleck Wants To Be Mr. Mom – Holly Baby
Jennifer Garner & Her Girls – Celebrity Baby Scoop
Drew Carey Tweets Healthy Message – Allie Is Wired
Popularity: unranked [?]
Guess Who’s Rockin’ The Snooki – City Rag
Matt Damon Wants You To Help Feed America – Pop Eater
Drake Makes It Monsoon At Strip Club – Daily Fill
Katy Perry’s Boobs Looked To Big In Ad? – Amy Grindhouse
Butterface Is Cheating On His Girlfriend? – Tabloid Prodigy
Smells Like Justin Bieber – Wonderwall
Heidi Montag Blasts Her Dead Doctor – The Superficial
Bristol Palin Lies! – Why Fame
Kelly Osbourne On ‘Shape’ In A Bikini – Celebrity Smack
Star Magazine Pits Shiloh Against Suri – Celeb News Wire
Anderson Cooper Does Bunny Drag – OMG Blog
Sarah Palin Doesn’t Understand Irony – Popbytes
Jon & Kate Gosselin To Share Custody – Hollywood Life
Tiger Woods’ Ex-Wife Wants More Kids – Holly Baby
Colin Firth Talks Movies, Kids & Cussing – Celebrity Baby Scoop
Why Guys Act The Way They Do – College Candy
Middle School Girls Fight For Their Right To Love Boobs – Zelda Lily
What Was Nicki Minaj Thinking? – F-Listed
20 Little Known Facts About Cher – Betty Confidential
Pink Bikini War: Jessica Simpson Vs. Vanessa Minnillo – Starcasm
Rihanna Heats Up ‘Good Morning America’ – Anything Hollywood
Jasmine Waltz Calls Sex With David Arquette ‘Quick & Painless’ – Allie Is Wired
Popularity: unranked [?]
Snoop’s Dope Headgear – City Rag
Playgirl Rejects Kanye West – Daily Fill
Two Of The Gosselin Kids Got Expelled – IDLYITW
Amazing Youtube Clip Induces Vertigo – Holy Moly
A Jodeci Singer Now Eligible For Celebrity Rehab – Tabloid Prodigy
Angelina Jolie & Johnny Depp In ‘EW’ Magazine – Amy Grindhouse
Russell Brand Says Marriage Is Like A Sitcom – The Superficial
Jake Gyllenhaal Sneaks In For Harry Potter Premiere – ICYDK
Lady Gaga In A Muppet Movie? – OMG Blog
Emma Watson’s Dress Glued With Duct Tape – Why Fame
Aly Michalka In A White Bikini – F-Listed
Cher Is A Monster Of The Day – Drunken Stepfather
Lea Michele Is A Dominatrix? – Hollywood Life
Kendra Wilkinson Wants To Be A Hot Mama – Holly Baby
Halle Berry Lost Her Daughter In A Department Store – Celebrity Baby Scoop
Janice Dickinson’s Flounder Face – Celebrity Smack
Candice Swanepoel Nude – Celeb News Wire
Is Emma Watson Idiot Of The Week? – Betty Confidential
Toronto Presents ‘Lake Shore’ – Zelda Lily
Lindsay Lohan Won’t Take Painkillers – Anything Hollywood
College…Quidditch? – College Candy
Win Tickets & Meet Justin Bieber – Allie Is Wired
Popularity: unranked [?]
Judge Judy Gets Stoned – City Rag
Assault Charges Against Jodie Foster Dropped – Pop Eater
Lindsay Lohan Does One Thing Right – IDLYITW
You Hate Zac Efron’s Facial Hair – Betty Confidential
Nicole Kidman’s Face Continues To Look Odd – Holy Moly
Jessica Simpson Stalks Her Boyfriend – Amy Grindhouse
Blake Lively Wants Lots Of Babies – The Superficial
Kim Kardashian: Three Outfits, One Day! – ICYDK
Win Tickets To See Marina And The Diamonds In L.A. – Popbytes
Photo Of Nick Cannon Mocking Justin Bieber – Why Fame
You Stay Classy, Tila Tequila – Celebslam
Tim Gunn Calls Out Raccoon Face – Tabloid Prodigy
Katy Perry Makes A Teenage Dream Come True – Hollywire
Edwina Rogers‘ Giftwrapping Secret – OMG Blog
Betty White Looks Back On ‘The Golden Girls’ – Wonderwall
Put Carmen Electra In Your Cooter – Celeb News Wire
Your Friends Are All Liars – College Candy
Geri Halliwell Refuses To Put The Bikini Away – F-Listed
Lynda Carter Is Still A Beauty – Celebrity Smack
Cher’s Booty At 64 Is Fab! – Hollywood Life
Sexy Russian Spy Anna Chapman Launching New Website – Zelda Lily
Anna Wintour Doesn’t Like Lady Gaga – Anything Hollywood
Miley Cyrus Busted For Phone Chat While Driving – Allie Is Wired
Popularity: unranked [?]
Moonman Is A Boob Man – City Rag
Sofia Vergara Is Grateful For Her Boobs – Pop Eater
Doutzen Kroes Knows How To Party – IDLYITW
Kelly Brook Continues To Conquer America – Holy Moly
Cher Turns Back Time At The VMAs – Amy Grindhouse
Chelsea Handler Vs. Perez Hilton: It’s On! – Popbytes
Courtney Love Covers ‘Bad Romance’ – Celebrity Smack
Gerard Depardieu Erected Robert DeNiro – Celeb News Wire
John Mayer Is A Twitter Quitter – Wonderwall
OMG, They Get So Emotional: The Faces Of Oprah – OMG Blog
Man Gatecrashes Ugly Feminist Rally – Zelda Lily
Thanks For The Snoozefest, Taylor Swift – College Candy
Teri Hatcher In A Wet Suit Of The Day – Drunken Stepfather
Christina Aguilera Honors John Lennon – Hollywood Life
Britney Spears Will Be Heading To The Studio Soon – Hollywire
Kim Kardashian Has Botox Gone Bad – Anything Hollywood
Afternoon Pick-Me-up: Alana Rodriguez – F-Listed
Kate Gosselin’s Bodyguard Isn’t Wearing His Wedding Ring – The Superficial
Miley Cyrus’ Diva Behavior! – Betty Confidential
Erin Muller Threatens Lawsuit Over Nude Photos – Allie Is Wired
Popularity: unranked [?]
Invention Of The Year – City Rag
Gisele Clarifies Her Breastfeeding Comments – Pop Eater
Sophie Turner Is Over It – IDLYITW
Ke$ha Looks Like She Kissed A Smurf – Holy Moly
Britney Spears Is Looking Happy – Amy Grindhouse
Michael Lohan Is Banging This – The Superficial
Linda Hogan Not Engaged, Says Son Nick – Why Fame
Bret Michaels To Co-Host Miss Universe Pageant – ICYDK
Cher Continues To Turn Back Time? – Tabloid Prodigy
OMG, Photos: Robyn Live In Toronto – OMG Blog
Zac Efron Will Not Marry Vanessa Hudgens – Hollywire
Dina Lohan Needs Rehab, Too – Hollywood Life
First Date Red Flags To Watch For – College Candy
Amy Winehouse Up All Night – Celebrity Smack
Olivia Wilde Nude In Cowboys & Aliens – Celeb News Wire
Aretha Franklin Breaks Ribs In Fall – Wonderwall
Montana Fishburne Believes Porn Is The Gateway To Fame – Zelda Lily
Jessica Alba Does FHM In Very Little – F-Listed
Panty Pictures To Keep Kristin Cavallari Relevant? – Drunken Stepfather
Exclusive Chat With Betty White – Betty Confidential
Kate Winslet Dating Model Louis Dowler – Hollywood Dame
What Is Heidi Klum Hiding? – Anything Hollywood
Daniel Radcliffe Has A New Girlfriend – Allie Is Wired
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Rolling Stone has put together a very interesting compilation of images showing Lady Gaga next to the various artists that she has completely copied in style. So much for her being “unique”.
 Marianne Faithfull (1973) / Lady Gaga (2010)
 Peter Gabriel (1970s) / Lady Gaga (2009)
 Sir Elton John (1970s) / Lady Gaga (2010)
 Lady Gaga (2010) / Grace Jones (1987)
 Lady Gaga with Madonna
 Madonna (1987) / Lady Gaga (2010)
 Peaches (2003) / Lady Gaga (2010)
 Cher (1970s) / Lady Gaga (2009)
 Lil' Kim (1990s) / Lady Gaga (2009)
source: (find more pictures here) Before Lady Gaga: Madonna, Elton John and More Monster Influences [Rolling Stone]
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Larry King’s Stank Face Defense – City Rag
Shawn Johnson’s Stalker Is Guilty & Insane – Pop Eater
Pauly Shore To Be A Dad? – Betty Confidential
Kim Kardashian In A Bikini – The Superficial
Megan Fox Is A Liar – Amy Grindhouse
Angelina Jolie Will Be Playing Cleopatra – ICYDK
Joan Rivers Is A Piece Of Work – OMG Blog
Alessandra Ambrosio Slutting Out In Public Of The Day – Drunken Stepfather
Jennifer Aniston Has A Crush On Jason Sudeikis? – Why Fame
Rod Stewart Has A Twin? – Wonderwall
Cher’s Plastic Surgery Has Taken Its Toll – Celebrity Smack
Heidi Klum Nude In GQ Germany – Celeb News Wire
Fergie Gets Sexy For New Ad Campaign – F-Listed
Did Sarah Palin Get A Boob Job? – Zelda Lily
Who’s Surprised Lindsay Lohan Is Still Drinking? – College Candy
Kate Moss & Jamie Hince Hit The Bar – Holy Moly
Simon Baker Is Looking Good! – Popbytes
Is Andy Samberg Giving The Spankings? – Tabloid Prodigy
Michelle Obama Is Not Pregnant – Hollywood Life
Does Jennifer Aniston Have Too Much Testosterone? – Anything Hollywood
John Goodman Weight Loss Photos – Hollywood Dame
Madonna Dumps Jesus For Maksim Chmerkovskiy – Allie Is Wired
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Christina Aguilera has canceled her entire 20 date summer tour that was scheduled to begin in July. Live Nation (the tour’s promoter) issued the following statement:
“Christina Aguilera’s summer tour has been moved to 2011 due to prior commitments that the singer had made to her film, ‘Burlesque,’ and to the promotion of her new album, ‘Bionic.’ The singer felt she needed more time to rehearse the show and with less than a month between the album release and tour dates this wasn’t possible.”
Yeah, I’m sure that’s the reason. Could it have actually been because her new single “Not Myself Tonight” is an abysmal failure, and her video for the song has been called a ripoff of Lady Gaga and Madonna?
Aguilera is working on her feature film debut alongside Cher in the movie “Burlesque“. Hopefully it’ll be better than Mariah Carey‘s utter flop “Glitter“.
Source: Christina Aguilera Cancels Her Entire Summer Tour [PopEater]
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We all know that sex sells and them music industry knows this which is why they try put sexy photos on the cover of albums, sometimes they just fail. Here is a list of some of the funniest failed attempts at trying to make an album have a sexy cover.

10. Cher – Take Me Home
Nothing turns on a man like metal lingerie that, by our count, has 13 different points capable of tearing open your scrotum if she makes an unexpected move.

09. Bros – Chocolate Box
Word to the wise: The meaning of your album’s title can change based on the album cover. For example, the album’s song of the same name reveals that the title “Chocolate Box” refers to the singer telling some fine woman that he does not want to be treated like “the first chocolate in the box” before she moves on to some other dude. But we don’t care who you are, where you’re from, or how open-minded you are about sexuality: When you see that picture, you’re forced to assume “chocolate box” is referring to a dude’s butthole.

08. Ted Nugent – Love Grenade (Pre-release)
Shortly after taking this picture, Ted Nugent was shot and killed by Clarice Starling. And just what the hell is a “love grenade” anyway? It’s just a regular grenade, isn’t it, Ted? ISN’T IT!?

07. Trina – Da Baddest Bitch
We’re certainly not going to doubt Trina’s qualifications as “da baddest b***h,” but we do have some questions regarding her medical credentials. Even a first year medical student knows that administering a shock with a defibrillator during sexual intercourse is the leading cause of vaginal electrocution in the United States. Also, while having sex with someone until their heart stops is at least understandable in the realms of sexual braggadocio, it appears that Trina has somehow sexed this man into suffering a fatal head wound. We’re pretty sure that means you’re doing something wrong.

06. Whitensnake – Lovehunter
There’s a lot going on in this album cover, and all of it is awesome. But what you can’t see is what happened moments later. The snake actually got this woman pregnant. Nine months later, she gave birth to a full-size 1978 Ford Econoline Van with an airbrushed picture of a Viking riding a fire breathing dragon through the night sky on the side of it.

05. Cerrone – Cerrone’s Paradise
This is either one of the worst album covers ever or the best refrigerator ad of all time. Either way, Cerrone certainly isn’t aiming too high when it comes to his idea of paradise. Most people dream up some utopia that is completely unachievable. Cerrone, on the other hand, is a bathroom remodel and a kidnapping away from living in the world he’s always yearned for. It’s admirable, really.

04. Madonna – Hard Candy
Look, we think it’s bullshit that the mass media has decided that women over 30 can’t be attractive without extensive surgery. But Madonna was 49-freaking-years old when this picture was taken, and dammit, that is past the time when you should be shoving your lycra-covered crotch into the camera. There have to be more dignified ways to show off your mature sexuality. Your grandchildren should not have to see grandma spread-eagle in lace-up boots.

03. C.J. & Co. – Devil’s Gun
Wait, is that really the devil’s gun? Because it looks like one of those T-shirt guns that they break out during half time at NBA games. And does the devil even need a gun? Is this what’s keeping man from finally winning the eternal battle between good versus evil that burns inside us all? We’re too intimidated by the devil’s freaking potato gun to take him on? This cover is full of logical flaws. And just like that, there goes our erection. Great.

02. HOT R.S. – Forbidden Fruit
What’s more disgusting than finding a worm in your apple? Biting into it and finding two tiny people boning.

01. Diebold & Co. – Set Me Free
Take a look at this. A long look. Keep looking… “What? What am I supposed to be seeing here, Cracked? All I see is OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIS FOREHEAD?”
I agree with every single one of these, to check out more of the worst attempts at sexy album covers then check out the source.
source: The 19 Most Hilariously Failed Attempts at Sexy Album Covers [Cracked]
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There’s A Jon Gosselin Impersonator? – Tabloid Prodigy
OMG, How Clumsy: Jamie Oliver – OMG Blog
Have You Seen Sir Serpe – The Dirty
Larry King Gets Blunted – City Rag
Alex Reid Needs To Get His Head Checked – Holy Moly
Lady Gaga Is Having A Tea Party! – Hollywood Life
Cher’s Plastic Surgery Secret – Celebrity Smack
Michelle Obama’s Culinary Tour Of NYC – Betty Confidential
50 Cent Wants Three Wives & A Lot Of Babies – F-Listed
Sandra Bullock To Adopt Her Stepdaughter, Sunny? – Why Fame
Sarah Silverman Thinks Marriage Is Gross – Amy Grindhouse
Laugh Out Loud At Kate Gosselin – Fatback Media
Kate Moss Is A Party Machine – Popbytes
Jessica Alba Gets Waxed – Ninja Dude
Michelle Bombshell: It’s All About The Benjamins – Celeb News Wire
Pink Admits To Being A Cheap Date – ICYDK
Did Kelly Bensimon Have Some Work Done? – The Superficial
Justin Bieber Is A 12-Year-Old Lesbian – Litely Salted
Shauna Sand & Her New Purse Carrier – Drunken Stepfather
Kim’s Too Busy For Reggie Bush? – College Candy
Robert Pattinson Has A Secret! – Hollywire
Music Manager Sues Axl Rose For $2 Million – Wonderwall
Have A Kim Kardashian Butt Without Surgery – Zelda Lily
Ellen Pompeo Spotted With Stella Luna – Celebrity Baby Scoop
Britney Spears’ Hacker Caught – Anything Hollywood
Angelina Jolie Is Seducing Johnny Depp? – Hollywood Dame
Beyonce Pregnancy Rumors Start Again – Allie Is Wired
Popularity: unranked [?]
Cher In Drag? – City Rag
Bret Michaels For President? – Pop Eater
How Ice-T’s Wife Applies Makeup – Tabloid Prodigy
The Jersey Shore Guy That’s Not The Situation – The Dirty
Rihanna Isn’t Taking Any Chances – The Superficial
Noah Cyrus To Launch Clothing Line? – Yeeeah!
Taylor Swift Is Way Overrated – College Candy
Britney Spears Gets Her Umbrella Out – Holy Moly
Just Because He’s Cute: Jared Leto – Popbytes
Tila Tequila To Adopt Kids From Haiti? – F-Listed
Greasy Bear Lives! – Celebrity Smack
Camila Alves: Postpartum Pretty – Celebrity Baby Scoop
Madonna Invests In Coconut Water – ICYDK
Lauren Conrad Is As Dumb As You Think – Hollywire
Sophie Turner Showing Off Her Body – Drunken Stepfather
Does Lindsay Lohan Suffer From This Disease? – Zelda Lily
LeAnn Rimes To Sing At Seaworld? – Hollywire
Etta James Still Hospitalized – Wonderwall
Amy Winehouse Confirms Bisexuality – Hollywood Dame
Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Appear Together! – Allie Is Wired
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Marking the first public statement since her daughter Chastity Bono — now Chaz Bono — announced that she was undergoing a sex change, Cher is coming out to lend words of support for her daughter.
Cher says that Chaz is going through “a difficult journey, but one that I will support,” and says that she respects “the courage it takes to go through this transition in the glare of public scrutiny, and although I may not understand, I will strive to be understanding,” in a statement to UsMagazine.com.
Cher continued with kind words for her daughter, saying that her support is infinite.
“The one thing that will never change is my abiding love for my child.”
TMZ reported that Chaz Bono was undergoing a sex change from female to male. Bono’s publicist Howard Bragman stated,
“Yes, it’s true — Chaz, after many years of consideration, has made the courageous decision to honor his true identity.
He is proud of his decision and grateful for the support and respect that has already been shown by his loved ones. It is Chaz’s hope that his choice to transition will open the hearts and minds of the public regarding this issue, just as his ‘coming out’ did nearly 20 years ago.”
It’s gonna take a lot of work to remove those massive breasts, eh?
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Cher is about to get a new son. She must be thrilled.

Chastity Bono, the celebrity offspring of the singer and late husband Sonny Bono, is changing gender from female to male, her publicist told the Daily News on Thursday.
The 40-year-old, known to family and friends as Chaz, came out as a lesbian nearly two decades ago. Bono intends to make the transition from woman to man, publicist Howard Bragman said.
“Chaz, after many years of consideration, has made the courageous decision to honor his true identity,” Bragman said.
“He is proud of his decision and grateful for the support and respect that has already been shown by loved ones.
“It is Chaz’s hope that his choice to transition will open the hearts and minds of the public regarding this issue, just as his coming out did nearly 20 years ago.”
Bragman declined to answer any further questions about the sex change.
Transitioning typically involves hormone therapy, and sometimes – although not always – includes surgery.
source: Cher’s daughter Chastity Bono is changing gender from female to male [the daily mail]
UPDATE (James): I had just posted this on OTB and was going to cross-post here but see Allie beat me to it. I’ll just append:
A story of interest only to people over a certain age: “Chastity Bono is having a sex change to become a man.”
A spokesman for Bono, born a girl to Sonny and Cher, says he “has made the courageous decision to honor his true identity” and began the sex-change process earlier this year.
Publicist Howard Bragman said Bono is proud of his decision and hopes “that his choice to transition will open the hearts and minds of the public regarding this issue.”
The 40-year-old writer, activist and reality-TV star came out as gay 20 years ago, Bragman said.
In the book “Family Outing: A Guide to the Coming-Out Process for Gays, Lesbians, & Their Families,” Bono describes the realization of being “somehow different — specifically different from who my mom expected me to be.”
I grew up on “Sonny and Cher” and Chastity is only slightly younger than I am, so there’s something a bit surreal about this. I am reminded of a classic lyric from the late, great Jerry Reed:
Now, there ain’t no sexy dresses
And there ain’t no beehive hair
Just boys who look like girls
Who look like boys, who look like Cher
On a more serious note, I’m never sure what the implications of this are. Will Bono be considered “straight” after successful reassignment surgery? Or was s/he never gay to begin with, merely transgendered and unaware of that fact.
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