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We all love a good celebrity feud, especially when they are so open about their feelings, so AOL have come up with some of the bitchiest celebrity quotes of all time.
13. Lily Allen on Cheryl Cole:
“Taking your clothes off, doing sexy dancing and marrying a rich footballer must be very gratifying, your mother must be so proud, stupid b*tch”
Shutting Lily Allen up is not easy, as Cheryl Cole found out after she crossed paths with the mouthy singer (see below to see the quote that got Lily fired up). In retaliation, Lily posted this famous quote on her blog. The atmosphere between the pair is still icy, with Cheryl reportedly threatening to walk from The X Factor if Lily goes anywhere near the show. Bitch rating 6/10
12. Whitney Houston on Madonna:
“She’s the high priestess of tack”
Whitney and Madonna have never quite seen eye to eye. Back in the day when Whitney sold as many records as Madonna and could actually still sing, she made this comment about Madonna’s sexual image. She also said she would disown her children if they grew up to be anything like Madge. Let’s hope Whitney’s daughter Bobbi Christina doesn’t own any crucifixes or lacy gloves then. Bitch rating 6/10
11. Sharon Osbourne on Dannii Minogue:
“She’s as dim as a bulb in a power cut… f***ing useless”
The X Factor is a breeding ground for bitching, especially when Sharon Osbourne’s involved. Somewhat miffed by having to sit next to the younger and prettier Dannii on the show’s judging panel, Sharon made this comment on Kylie’s sister after she quit the show. She also called Dannii an “annoying mosquito that you want to flick away”. Bitch rating 7/10
10. Sharon Osbourne on Nicole Kidman:
“Her forehead looks like a f***ing flatscreen TV”
Ah, Sharon Osbourne again. You can always rely on Sharon for a juicy bitchfest. She made this quote in response to Moulin Rouge star Nicole Kidman’s claim that she hadn’t been under the surgeon’s knife. We’re actually with Sharon on this one. Bitch rating 7/10
9. Donald Trump on Rosie O’Donnell:
“A fat pig. A degenerate. Unattractive.”
It’s not only women who bitch about each other. One of the most entertaining feuds in America is this one between two of the country’s highest-profile TV stars, Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell. It all started when Rosie criticised the Miss USA contest which Donald owns the rights to. Mr Trump responded with the delightful comment above. Charming. Bitch rating 8/10
8. Victoria Beckham singing to Katie Price:
“Who let the dogs out!”
Another famous celebrity feud is the one between Victoria Beckham and Katie Price. This one began when Katie was dating Manchester United footballer Dwight Yorke and turned up at the club’s ground to be greeted by the sound of Victoria singing the Baha Men song ‘Who Let The Dogs Out’ at her. Tensions between the pair have been icy ever since, with Price calling Posh talentless and Vicky blanking Katie at an Elton John charity bash. Bitch rating: 8/10
7. Naomi Campbell to Tyra Banks:
“You’ll never be me. Don’t ever think you’ll be me”
The feud between Naomi and Tyra is the stuff of fashion legend. Tyra claims it was partly Naomi that forced her to quit the modelling industry for good. Banks claims queen bitch Campbell made this comment backstage at a fashion show in Milan, although during a rare TV interview together where Tyra squeezed a not-very-convincing apology out of Naomi, Miss Campbell denied she had ever said it. Bitch rating 8/10
6. Cheryl Cole on Lily Allen:
“Everyone wants to look like her? Chick with a dick”
Cheryl Cole and Lily Allen have exchanged so many unpleasantries that you could fill a book with them. This is the one that got Lily so irate that she responded with the quote above. It all started when Lily called Cheryl’s Girls Aloud bandmate Nicola Roberts ‘the ugly one’, to which Cheryl retaliated with this corker of a quote. Bitch rating 9/10
5. Christina Aguilera on Lady Gaga:
“I’m not quite sure who this person is, to be honest. I don’t know if it is a man or a woman”
Back when Lady GaGa was but a mere newcomer on the music scene she was accused of copying Christina Aguilera, not the other way round as is the case now. When asked what she thought of Gaga stealing her style, Christina chipped in with the hilarious quote above. When told who Gaga was, she added: “Oh, the newcomer? I think she’s really fun to look at”. Meeooowww! Bitch rating 9/10
4. Lindsay Lohan on Keira Knightley:
“That flat-chested cardboard cut-out”
Far be it from the acting illuminai that is La Lohan to criticise any other actresses, but it seems that’s exactly what she did when she made this comment about Oscar-nominated Keira. And Lindsay didn’t stop there, she also called Sienna Miller “a no-talent crackhead”, and allegedly scrawled graffiti saying Scarlett Johansson was “fat and ugly” on a toilet wall in a bar in New York. She needs locking up! Bitch rating: 9/10
3. Joan Collins on Linda Evans:
“It’s quite off putting to have to look at that face”
The legendary Dynasty bitch fights between Alexis and Crystle weren’t just for the TV cameras. Behind the scenes, actresses Joan Collins and Linda Evans hated each other just as much as their alter-egos did. When the pair reunited for the play Legends in 2006, Joan went on record with this fabulously bitchy quote about her co-star’s penchant for cosmetic surgery: “Linda arrives at first rehearsal with cosmetic surgery tape over and under her eyelids and underneath her chin. She also has the weirdest collagen enhanced lips I’ve ever seen. They make her look like a gargoyle when she smiles”. Bitch rating: 10/10
2. Sharon Osbourne on Susan Boyle:
“She’s been hit with the ugly stick. You just want to say God bless and here’s a Gillette razor”
Osbourne matriarch Sharon makes her third appearance on our list for this shocker of a quote made on live radio in the US. Asked about Britain’s Got Talent singing sensation Susan Boyle, Sharon’s mouth ran away with her and before long the quote had rippled across the Atlantic. America’s Got Talent judge Sharon was sure to have got a rap on the knuckles from her boss Simon Cowell, and she has since made a public apology to Subo. Bitch rating: 10/10
1. Etta James on Beyonce:
“I tell you that woman he had singing for him, singing my song, she gonna get her ass whupped. I can’t stand Beyonce”
Soul legend Etta James was far from amused when Beyonce was invited to sing her song At Last at Barack Obama’s inauguration ceremony in 2009. The singer, who Beyonce had also portrayed in the film Cadillac Records much to James’ disgust, piped up: “She had no business singing my song that I’ve been singing forever.” Bitch rating 10/10
I love that Sharon Osbourne is on this list so much, that’s why I love her.
source: The 13 bitchiest celeb quotes in the world ever [Celebrity Channel]
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Cheryl Cole raised concern the other day when she collapsed during a photoshoot which she blamed on exhaustion but yesterday she was rushed to hospital and then diagnosed with malaria.
Cheryl took a vacation to Tanzania last month to get away from all the drama of her divorce and she took some malaria tablets which are supposed to prevent you from catching it but a mosquito bit her while she was away. A source says…
“She told doctors she’d had stomach pains since her return from Tanzania. On Sunday evening her condition deteriorated so rapidly she knew it was something serious. She’d spent 48 hours in bed trying to sleep off what she thought was a stomach bug. She was extremely weak, sweating and drifting in and out of consciousness. She was driven to hospital where tests showed malaria. Everyone is really concerned. She is very ill.”
Doctors are going to keep her in hospital for a couple of days and she has canceled all work commitments for the next week, which includes shooting auditions for The X-Factor. Any takers on being Cheryl Cole‘s home nurse? I sure wouldn’t mind nursing her better.
source: Cheryl Got Malaria On Africe Trip With Dancer Pal Derek [The Sun]
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Cheryl Cole is finally set to be a single woman once again because today she filed papers for a divorce from cheating husband Ashley Cole.
The divorce is set to be a quick one because she doesn’t want any money from him and just wants a clean slate and it means he can play for England in the World Cup next month. A source said…
“Cheryl made a swift decision to put England’s World Cup dreams ahead of herself. The divorce should be finalised before England’s first touch of the ball in South Africa on June 12. She knows how vital it is for Ashley to have a completely clear head and concentrate entirely on his football and performance, with no distractions or emotional pulls. She wants a completely clean break with no malice or wrangling over property or money. Cheryl will not take one penny of Ashley’s money.”
Another reason Cheryl doesn’t want anything from him, which includes their £6m home in Surrey, is it means she can move to and from Los Angeles as she pleases because apparently Simon Cowell is set to make an official offer for her to be a judge on the US version of The X Factor.
Cheryl’s PR company confirmed the divorce on their Twitter page but said they had no further comment. No word on whether she is going to keep Cole as her second name or change it back to Tweedy.
Cheryl Cole moving to the US and appearing on that version of The X Factor better mean we get some hot photoshoots, or at least regular bikini candids. Is it wrong this is my main concern regarding a divorce?
source: LA woman? Cheryl ‘set to move to America after quickie divorce from Ashley Cole’ [Daily Mail]
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Celebrity Divorces linked with Cheryl Cole Files For Divorce
Not all celebrities had an easy life and just grew up with money or famous parents, here is a list of some of them who worked normal jobs just like us normal folk:
Megan Fox
It seems almost sinful to cover up her gorgeous figure, but Megan Fox used to wear a banana suit when she worked for a smoothie shop. That’s right. She dressed up as a banana. We wonder if she can stand to eat the fruit anymore?
Madonna
It’s hard to imagine Madge as anything other than an all-singing, all-dancing, all-controversial superstar, but she once worked at Dunkin’ Donuts. Looking at her physique now, we can assume she hasn’t revisted her old workplace for a very long time…
Brad Pitt
Brad’s pre-fame job might be our favourite: the hunky actor used to dress up as a giant chicken to promote a restaurant to earn cash. Thankfully he soon realised he’d have a better career when not dressed up as poultry.
Johnny Depp
We’d buy anything if Johnny tried to sell it to us, so he’d probably be a retail manager’s dream. But before he became famous for his superb acting, floppy hair and chiselled cheekbones, he sold pens over the phone. Thankfully, he landed a part in the 80s horror movie “Nightmare On Elm Street” soon after, and the rest is Hollywood history.
Beyonce
She has one of the best hairstyles in Celeb-land, but did you know Beyoncé used to sweep up hair too? Before the days of international superstardom and her Sasha Fierce alter ego, Beyoncé would sweep other peoples’ locks off the floor of her mum’s beauty salon. (insert hair joke here)
Simon Cowell
He’s one of the most judgmental people in the industry, so it’s quite a treat to learn he started his career working in a humble post room at EMI. The Cowell is living proof that the post boy CAN become an internationally famous, mega-rich music mogul.
Eve Mendes
If you ever see Eva Mendes looking in horror at a hotdog, it’s probably because she used to spend her days working at the popular American fast-food joint Hot Dog On A Stick. We’d love to see a picture of her wearing the ghastly blue and yellow uniform, even though she’d no doubt still look drop-dead gorgeous in it.
Ashton Kutcher
The “Punk’d” star had to make ends meet while studying at college by sweeping up cereal off the floor at a General Mills factory and, when times got really hard, he even sold his blood. It’s safe to say, with a successful acting career under his belt and hotter than hot wife Demi Moore on his arm, he won’t ever have to sweep up old cereal ever again. And he’ll probably get to keep his blood too.
Rod Stewert
He might have one of the most successful music careers ever, but before Rod achieved international fame as a crooner, he had a slightly spooky profession: digging graves. If digging holes in the ground can aid you on your path to superstardom, however, hand over the spade!
Orlando Bloom
Brit actor Orlando Bloom used to be a clay trapper. It sounds strange, doesn’t it? However, it’s not a weird and wonderful occupation that would be more suited in Middle Earth, but rather a simple job to aid those who enjoy clay pigeon shooting. “You’d have these gentlemen who’d go shooting and I’d pull back the arm on a clay trap machine,” he explains.
Pink
We’d love to walk into a McDonald’s restaurant and see Pink working there. In fact, if we went into one several years ago, we might have done. Before she hit the big time back in 2000, she had no shame in serving up Big Macs and and french fries to fast-food lovers. She also had the lovely job of cleaning the loos. Nice!
Cheryl Cole
Our Cheryl is a million miles away from her former life. Before she appeared on the UK TV show “Popstars: The Rivals” and landed the job as one-fifth of Girls Aloud, she was working as a waitress in a restaurant. It’s safe to say she’ll probably never have to wait tables ever again, unless she ever decides to go on “Celebrity Come Dine With Me.”
source: Before They Were Famous [MSN]
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Mickey Rourke has done some British interview and he told interviewer Lizzie Cundy (I wonder how many people in school changed the “d” to a “t”) that he had sex with 14 women in one night.
Cundy asked him his opinion about Ashley Cole‘s cheating on Cheryl Cole when he replied with the gem that he once went on a weekend bender in the UK and had sex with 14 women in one night.
He said “Forget Ashley Cole, his behaviour has nothing on a film star. WAGs get an easy time – they should try living with Hollywood hellraisers. I once spent a weekend in the UK and had 14 women in one night. British footballers have got nothing on us when it comes to women. If you WAGs knew what Hollywood’s stars get up to you’d think you were married to pussycats.”
If you’re reading that and thinking “what the hell is a WAG?” Well “wives and girlfriends” of famous footballers in the UK .. the most famous being Victoria Beckham and Cheryl.
Sadly as much as looking at Mickey Rourke makes my stomach want to jump out of my mouth, I actually believe that women would go for him in a heartbeat. I’d love to know what drug he was on to have sex 14 times in one night.
source: Footballers are nothing.. I’ve scored 14 in one night [The Sun]
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Cheryl Cole has confirmed that she is finally separating the British version of Tiger Woods, also known as Ashley Cole, after allegations that he has cheated on her with 5 women have come out.
If you don’t know who they are.. Cheryl is a popstar and judge on The X Factor (she is also very very hot), it is rumored that Simon Cowell wants to make her a judge on the US version of the show, and Ashley is a soccer player for Chelsea Football Club.
The couple who have been married since July 2006 have had quite a rough marriage, in 2008 a hairdresser came forward and said that she had slept with the footballer. Like most women do she took him back and tried to get on with her life after a break, well over the past couple of weeks 4 more women have come forward and said they too have had affairs with him.
She then flew to Los Angeles to do some work and get a break, then it was rumored that she sent him a text message saying she is divorcing his ass and he should get out of their house. He was spotted leaving the house earlier today and she arrived back in London and drove straight to their home to confirm a statement. Then her pr company released the following statement saying…
“Cheryl Cole is separating from her husband Ashley Cole. Cheryl asks the media to respect her privacy during this difficult time. We have no further comment to make.”
Cheryl’s bandmates, if you didn’t know she’s in Girls Aloud, have released a statement saying that they will not be speaking on the matter. Simon Cowell has yet to comment on the situation either but everybody wants to know what he thinks.
While this is just a separation it is suspected that they will get divorced, if this happens then the divorce would be worth about £25 million. I don’t know how anybody could cheat on someone like Cheryl Cole.
source: It’s official: Cheryl Cole announces she’s separating from husband Ashley [Daily Mail]
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1. Jessica Alba
2. Keeley Hazell
3. Eva Longoria
4. Adriana Lima
5. Scarlett Johansson
6. Hayden Panettiere
7. Cheryl Tweedy
8. Angelina Jolie
9. Emily Scott
10. Elisha Cuthbert
11. Eva Mendes
12. Keira Knightley
13. Evangeline Lilly
14. Christina Aguilera
15. Rachel Stevens
16. Kelly Brook
17. Sarah Harding
18. Beyonce Knowles
19. Alessandra Ambrosia
20. Cameron Diaz
21. Jessica Simpson
22. Nicole Scherzinger
23. Gemma Atkinson
24. Jessica Biel
25. Kate Middleton
26. Holly Willoughby
27. Nadine Coyle
28. Carmen Electra
29. Avril Lavigne
30. Lindsay Lohan
31. Charlotte McKenna
32. Charlize Theron
33. Halle Berry
34. Rachel Bilson
35. Jennifer Aniston
36. Eva Green
37. Abigail Clancy
38. Joss Stone
39. Hilary Duff
40. Kate Beckinsale
41. Hayley Parsons
42. Roxanne McKee
43. Jennifer Love Hewitt
44. Maria Sharapova
45. Sienna Miller
46. Billie Piper
47. Nicola Roberts
48. Holly Valance
49. Ali Larter
50. Anna Kournikova
51. Ana Beatriz Barros
52. Gisele Bundchen
53. Peaches Geldof
54. Britney Spears
55. Rihanna
56. Natalie Portman
57. Mischa Barton
58. Imogen Thomas
59. Michelle Ryan
60. Petra Nemcova
61. Kimberley Walsh
62. Kayleigh Pearson
63. Tanya Robinson
64. Alexa Chung
65. Charlotte Church
66. Amii Grove
67. Myleene Klass
68. Kate Moss
69. Fearne Cotton
70. Holly Newberry
71. Vikki Blows
72. Nikki Sanderson
73. Rosario Dawson
74. Jenna Jameson
75. Kirsten Dunst
76. Danielle Lloyd
77. Tera Patrick
78. Joanna Krupa
79. Tricia Helfer
80. Abi Titmuss
81. Charlotte Marshall
82. Noemie Lenoir
83. Michelle Marsh
84. Sophie Howard
85. Jenni Falconer
86. Kara Tointon
87. Jennifer Ellison
88. Melissa Theuriau
89. Jaime Pressly
90. Sophia Bush
91. Jennifer Garner
92. Lucy Pinder
93. Georgie Thompson
94. Heidi Range
95. Abi Harding
96. Melanie Slade
97. Pamela Anderson
98. Emma Watson
99. Ziyi Zhang
100. Lacey Turner
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Every Celebrity Nipple Slip you ever missed, every celebrity nipple slip you just want to see again. There’s so many of them… how exciting is this?
The thumbnails are NSFW. You’ve been warned… what you do with that warning is up to you. [heh]
         
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When I saw the Sky Showbiz headline “Cheryl Is Top Footie Wife,” I was seriously confused. Who is Cheryl? And what, exactly, is a footie wife?
Move over Tanya and Chardonnay – we’ve got a new top footballers’ wife. Cheryl Tweedy has been voted Britain’s sexiest real-life footie wife – and she’s not even married yet. The Girls Aloud singer, engaged to Arsenal star Ashley Cole, was voted number one by FHM readers. The Geordie lass was streets ahead of her rivals including Wayne Rooney’s fiancee Coleen McLoughlin who was fourth.
And – gasp, shock, horror – Victoria Beckham didn’t figure in the list at all.
Alex Curran, girlfriend of Liverpool midfielder Steven Gerrard, was runner-up and I’m A Celebrity… and former Emmerdale star Sheree Murphy, wife of Liverpool’s Harry Kewell, came in third.
Tweedy was made her debut on the “FHM 100 sexiest women in the world” list in 2003 at #24, rose to 22 in 2004, and made it all the way up to #2 (behind only Kelly Brook) for 2005. So, it’s hardly surprising that she was tops on this much more narrow list on candidates.
    
  
I would have to see comparable photos of the other wives to make an honest evaluation. But, certainly, she would have to be a strong candidate for this title.
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