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PETA Launches Official Complaint Against German Chicken Farmer

Animal rights organization PETA has launched an official complaint against German TV farmer Hansi – for sexually abusing his chickens!

PETA Launches Official Complaint Against Hansi, the German Chicken Farmer

The 71-year-old contestant on the fourth series of Germany’s hit TV show â€˜Bauer sucht Frauâ€™ (â€˜Farmer wants a Wifeâ€™) was seen sexually stimulating his chickens with his finger. In a shocking series finale, he told his chosen partner, blonde Marianne (66) from Hamburg, “this is how they get an orgasm”.

Needless to say she was not impressed: “You always hear jokes about what lonely farmers do to their animalsâ€¦ I am disgusted. This is not my world.” Marianne promptly packed her bags and left Hansi alone to tend to his chickens.

Along with many of the record 8.6 million other TV viewers, PETA spokesman Harald Ullmann (52) was not happy: â€œThis behavior is an offense and is not acceptable.â€ The agency has now launched an abuse complaint against the farmer.

Hansi loves looking after his many chickens - in his own special way...

The gruff farmer, who drinks raw eggs and sugar for breakfast, added: “Hansi is always happy when the chickens are happy.â€

His other favorite pastime is walking around his farm in the nude: â€œBeing naked is a beautiful thing.â€

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Dlisted says, “Just cockadoodledon’t!”

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Pamela Anderson Eats KFC

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Well here’s a sight you thought you would never see! Pamela Anderson visiting a KFC in Vancouver yesterday to eat one of their sandwiches.

KFC Canada has introduced a new faux chicken sandwich that’s created mostly from soy. KFC Canada has also promised to treat their chickens more humanely. Every chicken will be set up in their own apartment?

Said Anderson,

“It’s very Canadian of them. Very forward thinking. I’m very proud Canada KFC was the first to do it. Hopefully everyone else follows suit.”

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Dlisted says, “Please tell me this was all a prank pulled by KFC! Please tell me Pamela Anderson is sinking her skank teeth into a real chicken. This is the only time I pray for Ashton Kutcher to pop out and tell that bitch she’s just been punk’d.”

source: Pamela Anderson visits Vancouver KFC store [ctv canada]

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