Christina Ricci clearly isn’t a fan of Lindsay Lohan. After the world laughed off “I Know Who Killed Me,” Ricci pointed her boney little finger at Lohan for breeding an interest in stripping.
“It used to be something that we (women) were sort of ashamed of. You didn’t want to admit to people that you were a stripper. But now, the hottest thing to say is, ‘I can work a pole!’ Who gives a f**k? But it’s a huge weird thing. I mean, you see actresses, and their passion project is to play a stripper. It’s just stupid.”
Cheers to that! We really need more hot celebrity men strippers! What? That wasn’t her point? Oh, I must have been distracted by her nipples.
Source: Stripping Stars Set a Bad Example [Contact Music]
It’s happened to all of us. You see a chick with long luscious legs. Right above those is a tight, firm rear. Next is their slim waist and chiseled abs. And then comes the breasts. Either large and augmented or natural and perky, it doesn’t matter, they all have them and they are spectacular.
But then she turns around or you get a good look at her face and it makes your stomach turn. Collagen swollen lips, cheeks tucked into foreheads and man-like features are enough to disappoint any man. It’s the butterface.
10. Hilary Swank
She was in Boys Don’t Cry where she won an Oscar for playing a man in a movie. That pretty much assures that you won’t be on Victoria’s Secret short list for their next Angel. But when you sculpt your body into a machine with chiseled abs, tight ass, and toned everything, men will take notice. Too bad getting your next Oscar makes you perfect as a look-alike for a butch chick boxer.
9. April Scott
Nothing can compare to April’s long legs, a spectacular ass and great tits in a g-string and push-up bra. Too bad the compliments end there. She’s yet another “model” who’s posed in too many face flattering over-the-shoulder shots. Her claims to fame are b-listed to no end. Only thumb-nailed shots trick you into thinking she’s actually hot.
8. Haylie Duff
The gene pool in this family got a little shallow after younger sister Hilary graced us with her presence. Poor, poor Haylie got the short end of the stick when it came to the neck-up department, and is doomed to forever be Hillary’s older, uglier sister. But with her smoking body she’s assured a pity lay by some B-actor and continued “fame.”
7. Christina Ricci
When your first major role is on the Addams Family as Wednesday, you know you’re going to make this list. Peel the Goth gear away though and she’ll make any man howl. She showed what she had in Prozac Nation and her all-natural body isn’t as scary as her face. There’s no wonder why Samuel Jackson would slap a leash on her and keep her as a pet. Now that’s what I call reparations.
6. Lisa Rinna
This Former Days of Our Lives cast member and more recently “contestant” on Dancing with the Stars certainly has a body that won’t quit. And for being 43 and popping out two kids, her body is one of the best in the business. Too bad she couldn’t resist buying some DSLs that make her face look utterly busted and ridiculous.
5. Rebecca Loos
Rebecca is more proof guys think with their other, smaller head. As personal assistant to billionaire David Beckham, it’s clear what two credentials got her hired. That, and the fact that she’s openly bisexual. Taking that into consideration it’s easy to forgive Beckham for not looking directly at her face when he hired her.
4. Tori Spelling
With a face like hers only two things could get her a big break on a show filled with beautiful people: her smoking body and her last name. But there she is, cast as the ugly best friend the other hot chicks in Beverly Hills confide in. Only a paper bag makes her bangable - that and the piles of money daddy gave her.
3. Vida Guerra
With a body (and ass) like hers it’s easy to forget what Vida actually looks like. But inevitably, one’s eyes wander above the torso and neck area and after that it’s game over. Once again, cunning photographers put her best asset forward while keeping her looking over her shoulder in that all too familiar busted-face pose. She better watch out, the guy with the ugly stick is still right behind her.
2. Carmit
The only Pussycat Doll that could make you say me-ewww once you got a good look at her. It’s a good thing they keep her at or near the back of the pack. Even her magazine “glamour” shots conveniently place her in the busted-face over-the-shoulder-ass-protruding pose. She is living proof that sometimes talent and a smoking body alone can make you a sex symbol.
1. Fergie
Fergie started as the hot chick in the Black Eyed Peas and was the only reason to sit through one of their music videos. Her dancer inspired body is one of the hardest and hottest in the music and entertainment industry. Now her solo career has thrust her into the limelight and it’s way too bright. Besides her gnarly man-hands, the good doctor got a tad ambitious with all the nips, tucks and peels, making her look downright scary.
source: Top 10 Celebrity Butterfaces [double viking]
While Jennifer Lopez is giving birth, Christina Ricci blesses the world with her bird tattoo conveniently located on her right breast. It is a rare appearance of the blue bellied boob sparrow. Or maybe it is a robin. Who knows? Who cares?
The NSFW picture is available by clicking continued.
I couldn’t make this stuff up people. It sounds like the opening line for some Jeff Foxworthy joke, but the beauty of it is that is true.
In the new film “Penelope” Ricci shared a scene with a chimpanzee named Chim Chim. The movie depicts the life of Ricci’s character who was born with the nose of a swine. Chim Chim went ape-shit (bad pun intended) crazy and grabbed her breast and refused to let go.
“I’m afraid of monkeys but I had decided not to be afraid of this monkey because no one else is: ‘Everyone else thinks he’s awesome so just be cool.’ It’s the first day of shooting and I have this kitchen scene where I’m sitting down and the monkey is sitting right next to me. Of course it freaks out during the take and grabs my left breast and will not let go, and he’s so strong. I’m thinking, ‘This thing is gonna rip it’s hand away and I will no longer have a boob there!’”
After calmly asking for help she was freed from the chimp’s grasp. Reese Witherspoon, Richard E. Grant and James McAvoy saved the left breast from being ripped off. After her fear was “validated” she didn’t go near the animal again.
If that would have been me I would have been arrested for giving a monkey a beat down. I mean he would at least have to by me dinner first.
Christina Ricci Nipple Slip Pictures are all the rage, according to recent polling done by the folks at WeSmirch. To be technical about it, they’re really Christina Ricci See-Through Photos Where You Can See Her Boobies, since her nipples aren’t actually slipping out of anything but are merely covered by incredibly sheer fabric that lets them shine through in all their (nearly) naked glory.
CityRag is apparently responsible for the latest surge of attention in Ms. Ricci’s delightful mammaries. Yeeeah! and VH1 Blog link approvingly.
What’s truly stunning is that it’s a retrospective; all the photos of said nipples are from 2001 and earlier. Indeed, as VH1 Blog’s notes, “Christina Ricci used to make a habit out of displaying her nipples at film premieres. In retrospect, this was the beginning of the end for her.”
Still, we at Gone Hollywood love nostalgia. Seeing as how celebrity nipple photos may be NSFW, we’ve put them below the fold.
In fairness, Phil at Egotastic did find an according to Hoyle Christina Ricci nipple slip situation a few weeks back, posting several photos. Here’s one of them that best represents the genre:
Christina Ricci will be playing Trixie in the upcoming “Speed Racer” movie.
Christina Ricci is joining Larry and Andy Wachowski’s live-action adaptation of the 1960s cartoon “Speed Racer” for Warner Bros. Pictures and producer Joel Silver.
Emile Hirsch, Susan Sarandon and John Goodman already have boarded the high-octane project, which is based on the anime series created by Tatsuo Yoshida for Japanese audiences and later imported to the U.S.
“Speed” centers on a young race car driver, Speed (Hirsch), and his quest for glory in his thundering, gadget-laden vehicle Mach 5. Ricci will star as Speed’s girlfriend Trixie, his formidable ally on and off the track.
The show revolved around Speed’s family. In the big-screen adaptation, Goodman will play Pops, a race car owner and builder. Sarandon is on board as Pops’ wife, the backbone of the family as well as the Mach 5 Go Racing Team.
Like a lot of others, I loved “Speed Racer” when I was a kid, so I suspect this movie will get a lot of nostalgic 40- and 50-somethings turning out to see it. Ricci is a perfect choice to play Trixie. Indeed, the resemblance is uncanny.
