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John Travolta’s ‘Guys Only’ Christmas Trip

Here’s a damning story in The National Enquirer, in which they report of a semi-secret ski and spa getaway John Travolta took with three male buddies right before Christmas.

We’ve heard that Travolta likes picking up men in spas, and Carrie Fisher recently claimed that his sexuality was an open secret in Hollywood.

Now the Enquirer reports that he left right before Christmas to meet up with three male friends at Stowe resort in Vermont, where they were seen enjoying an intimate dinner and indulging in spa treatments together.

Travolta has a one month-old baby at home, and his wife Kelly Preston is said to have pleaded with him not to take off right before Christmas.

Maybe John should add the National Enquirer to the list of lawsuits, with Gawker.

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Charlie Sheen’s Christmas Death Hoax

I’m sure there’s nothing quite like waking up to find rumors that you have died in a snowboarding accident, Charlie Sheen went through this yesterday.

A fake report appeared online on Sunday morning that said Charlie had died during a snowboarding accident after crashing into a tree at the Zermatt ski resort in Switzerland.

Denise Richards took to her Twitter page to defuse the rumors saying, “The rumour about Charlie Sheen is not true. He is alive and on his way over to see his daughters. Thank u for all your concern…”

I can’t stand either of these people but it must suck to wake up and have everybody thinking your dead, especially when you have children who could have read it online. Then again it’s Denise Richards so she probably started the rumor about him herself.

source: Sheen Victim Of Christmas Death Hoax [Contact Music]

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Ryan Reynolds Files For Divorce From Scarlett Johansson

Ryan Reynolds must really be in the holiday spirit because nothing says Merry Christmas quite like filing for diorce and that’s just what he did – file for divorce from Scarlett Johansson.

Ryan filed for divorce in Los Angeles Superior Court yesterday, just a couple of weeks after they announced their separation. But don’t expect them to play dirty because she filed for divorce herself at the same time.

They both cite December 14th as the date of their separation and neither of them are looking for money from the other person so that means they are going to play nice with each other and nothing have a nasty divorce.

source: Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson File for Divorce [People]

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The Top 10 Christmas Movies

Christmas is pretty much upon us and that means all the channels play Christmas movies all the time, because of this Collider have come up with their 10 best Christmas movies of all time. My ultimate movie for Christmas is Home Alone, take a look and see if your favorite made the cut…

A Christmas Story (1983)

Say it with me: “I want an official Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time.” The quintessential Christmas movie if there ever was one, A Christmas Story remains a proverbial favorite in many a holiday household. Who doesn’t love little Ralphie Parker and his attempts to nab the ultimate Christmas gift – in this case a Red Ryder air rifle? Apparently most people upon their initial viewing – even my family didn’t think much of Bob Clark’s film the first time we saw it way back in the mid-80s (audiences and critics were divided upon its original release). The tone of the film takes some getting used to – part slapstick farce, part grungy (even edgy) 1970s comedy – but once you do, the results are ultimately rewarding.

Darren McGavin (Kolchak: The Night Stalker) steals the show as Ralphie’s “old man,” nabbing many of the film’s best lines (“Fruh-jill-ee – that must be Italian,” he says upon opening a box labeled “fragile”). Melinda Dillon (Close Encounters of the Third Kind) provides warmth and gravitas as the mother of the household. While ultimately standing in the way of her son’s Red Ryder (“You’ll shoot your eye out!”), she also casually demonstrates many of the same genial qualities that I’m sure many of us remember from our own mothers – a simple moment in which she flies to Ralphie’s aid, sparing him of his father’s “death sentence” after an incident with the local bully, remains heartwarming, simple and touching. And then there’s little Peter Billingsley, terrifically naive as Ralphie, a young boy with a dream, and little awareness to the world around him. He captures the innocence of youth, but also the eye opening experiences life sometimes unexpectedly affords.

It’s a Wonderful Life (1946)

You can’t go through the holidays without experiencing George Bailey’s unexpected, even bizarre, holiday awakening. James Stewart plays Bailey, a down-on-his-luck denizen of small town Bedford Falls, a place he longs to escape, yet can’t quite get away from. That’s because, despite many an opportunity to leave, incidents ultimately force his hand to stay and save the town from the spider-like cruelty of evil business tycoon Mr. Potter (Lionel Barrymore). One Christmas Eve, circumstances prompt Bailey to attempt suicide, wishing that he had never been born. Much to his surprise, a happy-go-lucky angel (Henry Travers) arrives and grants Bailey’s wish, allowing him to see a world in which he never existed. This experience opens Bailey’s eyes and heart as he discovers the true value of life, and the importance and ultimately rewarding qualities of friendship.

Despite the presence of the lovely Donna Reed (as Bailey’s forever-patient wife), and solid direction from Frank Capra, It’s a Wonderful Life remains Stewart’s film – a stunning high-point in a remarkable career full of great performances. Largely ignored by audiences (and critics) when released back in 1946, Life has since become a perennial holiday favorite. Intriguingly, the most memorable part of the film doesn’t arrive until nearly 90-minutes into the production; yet, it’s worth the wait, providing an inspiring, heart-warming finale that remains one of the greatest Hollywood endings of all time.

The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)

A holiday list must always include at least one adaptation of Charles Dickens’ immortal Christmas classic. Of all the big screen versions to grace the silver screen, none has been quite as charming as the Muppets’ take, featuring Michael Caine (The Dark Knight) as Scrooge, and Kermit the Frog as his lowly assistant Bob Cratchit. Some may balk, but Brian Henson’s adaptation remains the most accessible to mainstream audiences (especially children), one filled with wonderful sights and sounds, and memorable songs. Narrated by Gonzo and his assistant Rizzo the Rat, Dickens’ tale is told with panache and occasional bursts of gut-busting humor (Miss Piggy has never been better). The finale, involving a singing and dancing Caine, may be forgettable, but the remainder of The Muppet Christmas Carol is both warm-hearted and spirited.

Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987)

I love this movie. Steve Martin and John Candy are brilliant as two travelers attempting to reach their homes for Thanksgiving. Predictably, chaos ensures a less than merry holiday for the pair. It doesn’t help that Candy plays a hapless buffoon (he sells shower curtain rings), one whose personality significantly contrasts against Martin’s uptight businessman. The results of their misadventures, including the complete annihilation of their car, an awkward hotel experience (“Those aren’t pillows!”), and a catastrophic freeway mishap involving semi-trucks and Candy’s brief transformation into Satan himself, provides the basis for the comedy. Yet, it’s the wry, often delicate, and sometimes even touching camaraderie between the two leads that makes Planes, Trains and Automobiles a winner. Of course it helps to have John Hughes in your corner, especially in the height of his career, on hand as both writer and director, supplying terrific one-liners and the type of hilarious situational comedy that has long since become a staple of holiday cinema.

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (1989)

What’s Christmas without the Griswold? Chevy Chase is in fine form as the ever-relatable Clark Griswold, this time forced to spend the holidays with his in-laws. Chase does some of his finest work, but “Best in Show” belongs to Randy Quaid’s Cousin Eddie, a horrific redneck concoction if there ever was one (“I had to have [the metal plate] in my head replaced, because every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I’d piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so,” he casually tells Clark). Highlights include a ridiculous, over-the-top Christmas light display (which requires nuclear power to maintain); a sled-ride from Hell; and an intruding, terrifying squirrel incident. As in all the Vacation films, situations continually spiral out-of-control, mainly due to Clark’s sky high expectations: “We’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tapped dance with Danny fucking Kaye” – classic.

The Polar Express (2004)

Creepy kids aside, it’s hard to deny Zemeckis a place on this list. The Polar Express remains a holiday favorite in the Ames household – primarily because, as one character in the film states: “It’s just so Christmas-y.” Indeed, Zemeckis outdoes himself here, adapting the equally gorgeous Chris Van Allsburg children’s book of the same name to amazing, sometimes stunning results. Tom Hanks (with the help of mo-cap technology) plays just about everybody in the film (even the main “Hero Boy”), but his presence never feels excessive; in fact, quite the opposite. His portrayal of Santa remains the film’s high point; a masterfully executed performance that perfectly embodies the spirit of St. Nick. The same could be said of the film, which captures the hypnotic, sometimes eerie essence of Christmas right down to the docile sounds of holiday tunes playing over the radio. Alan Silvestri’s terrific score, meanwhile, adds an extra dose of magic to the already spellbinding scenery.

Home Alone (1990)

Another slapstick farce – you might say the one that started it all – Chris Columbus’ original Home Alone has heart, big laughs, and a yuletide John Williams score consistently driving it home. The oft-remembered sequence involving a pair of bumbling robbers (Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern) provides solid laughs, but it’s the build-up to that moment in which little Kevin McCallister (Macaulay Culkin), accidentally left behind by his family during the holiday rush, must fend for himself over the holidays, that catapults Home Alone into the echelon of near-classic status. Kevin undergoes a transformation of sorts: he learns to look past his fears and love the creepy neighbor (Roberts Blossom), wash dishes, and buy groceries at the local supermarket (alone!); he even watches Johnny Carson. Kevin’s adventure begins and ends long before the goofy slapstick comes into play.

Still, there’s no denying the presence of Pesci and Stern, who rise above the material and provide big laughs at the expense of themselves. Look for a brief cameo from John Candy (re-teaming with John Hughes, who scripted) as a meager Polka player who provides Kevin’s desperate mother (Catherine O’Hara) with the transportation she needs to get home. Three sequels have since followed Columbus’ megahit, each with diminishing box office returns (the fourth film went directly to TV). Home Alone 2: Lost in New York offers similar (if not better) laughs, but there’s no denying the original 1990 blockbuster is a holiday classic in the finest sense.

Elf (2003)

Will Ferrell sings and dances his way through Jon Favreau’s goofy, even rambunctious comedy, as sugar-loving elf Buddy, who flees his North Pole sanctuary (where, at 6’3, he towers over the other elves) in an attempt to bond with his New York-based father (a very bored James Caan). Along the way he meets Jovie (Zooey Deschanel, lovely as ever), a jaded, yet quirky store employee with whom he instantly falls in love. The plot revolves around Buddy’s endeavors to save his dad from Santa’s naughty list, whilst integrating into a new, cynical society – one that frowns upon the good will carried at all times on Buddy’s sprightly shoulders.

A love of Ferrell is definitely required to enjoy Elf. The comedian has played insane before, but never to such a degree. Imagine, if you will, those SNL cheerleading sketches, only splashed with a gallon of sugar, with an extra kick of caffeine added for good measure. Like most of Ferrell’s work, the routine eventually grows tiresome, but not before ample amounts of laughter – most of which is quite side-splitting. You’ll walk away from Elf pleased, if not slightly exhausted. Still, it’s one of the better Christmas comedies out there, and the ginormous box office haul helped Favreau make a little film called Iron Man. The opening bits, featuring Bob Newhart as Buddy’s adoptive father, and those nods to the stop-motion Christmas classics of yesteryear, are terrific; as is the chemistry between Ferrell and Deschanel. The site of Ferrell adorned in a green suit with yellow tights never grows old; too bad the elf shtick doesn’t follow suit.

Miracle on 34th Street (1947)

Another holiday favorite, Miracle on 34th Street stars the endearing Maureen O’Hara alongside a very young Natalie Wood, and Oscar-winner Edmund Gwenn, who won the award for his charming portrayal of Kris Kringle. The film follows the genial St. Nick and his dealings with Christmas outside the North Pole, where he encounters cynicism and disbelief. As one might expect, Kringle performs inspiring miracles – he installs good faith between feuding store owners (namely the heads of Macy’s and Gimbels), secures a romantic relationship between O’Hara’s feisty event director Doris Walker and her attorney/neighbor Fred Gailey (John Payne), and even has time to endure a court trial in an effort to prove himself the real Santa Clause. However, the heart of the story lies within his attempts to persuade the young Susan (Wood) of his identity, something he goes to great lengths to accomplish – Kringle creates/buys (I was never sure) a house for the young girl. If anything, Miracle steadfastly holds true to the tradition of Santa Clause, right down to his warm-hearted and honest nature. Contrived, to be sure, and slightly overrated – if you ask me – Miracle on 34th Street remains a must-watch holiday event.

Scrooged (1988) & Bad Santa (2003)

I’m gonna cheat a little here and place both Scrooged and Bad Santa on the list if only because both films provide similar doses of hilarity, raunchiness and vestigial amounts of heart. Richard Donner’s Scrooged has tamed over the years; and remains lopsided and drastically uneven. Yet, Bill Murray shines through it all; delivering a go-for-broke performance that ultimately deserved a better (and darker) film. Bad Santa, likewise, never quite settled as nicely with me as it did with others. I liked Billy Bob Thorton’s performance, even if the role of drunk-foul-mouthed-lunatic-with-a-tinge-of-warmth has worn out its welcome in lesser fare such as 2005’s The Bad News Bears and 2006’s School for Scoundrels.

So why, you ask, are these two films on this list? Because, for all of their shortcomings, Christmas just isn’t the same without Frank Cross (when asked how to keep a pair of antlers atop a little mouse’s head, Frank responds: “Have you tried staples?”) and Willie the department store Santa (“I’m an eating, drinking, shitting, fucking Santa Claus”). Both men have their faults, but more or less receive their comeuppance (and then some), and even (to some degree) give way to the tenderness of the holiday season. Probably not the best couple of hours to spend with the family, but your friends are gonna love it.

source: Top 10 Christmas Movies [Collider]

Popularity: unranked [?]

 

LeAnn Rimes Is A Sexy Santa (Photos)

LeAnn Rimes knows how to warm our hearts up and make us almost forget that she had an affair with a married man while she was married herself, by putting on this sexy Santa outfit and put the photos up on Twitter.

LeAnn put on this sexy outfit while she was performing with the Gay Men’s Chorus of Los Angeles the other day, after it she Tweeted these photos and said…

“Wow, a beautiful night! My heart broke and I almost couldn’t sing as I spoke about the young gay men and women who have taken their lives this year. It Gets Better!!!!”

She almost made me forget her little homewrecking affair but not quite, still she should do more stuff like this and then all that will be forgotten about.

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source: LeAnn Rimes Has The Holiday Spirit [The Superficial]

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Angelina Jolie’s Hobbit Feet & Links To Hollywood


Angelina Jolie’s Hobbit FeetCity Rag

Dan Aykroyrd Only Wants To Work With Superstars – Pop Eater

Miley Cyrus Was Probably Smoking Weed – The Superficial

Elizabeth Hurley Is Cheating, Topless – IDLYITW

Leighton Meester Predicts The End Of ‘Gossip Girl’ – Daily Fill

Mena Suvari Shuns The Sun – Celebrity Smack

Mariah Carey’s Red Maternity Look – Holly Baby

Tom Cruise Is Lookin’ Buff! – Hollywood Life

Guess Who Was Caught Wearing Mom Jeans? – Popbytes

Katy Perry Dresses Up Like A Toy Soldier – Holy Moly

Taylor Swift Can Officially Drink! – Anything Hollywood

Joaquin Phoenix & Jennifer Aniston Dating? – Why Fame

Cher & Christina Aguilera Keeping It Classy – Drunken Stepfather

OMG, Q&A: Liz PhairOMG Blog

Angelina Jolie Can’t Fake An Accent? – Wonderwall

Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Amanda MertzF-Listed

Your Favorite Christmas Movies – College Candy

Have You Googled Yourself? – Zelda Lily

Nicolas Cage Needs A Time Out – Celeb News Wire

10 Hottest Vampires Of 2010 – Betty Confidential

Kim Kardashian Addresses Pregnancy Rumors – Amy Grindhouse

Jessica Alba Cuts Her Hair – ICYDK

What Will Joan Rivers Say About This? – Tabloid Prodigy

Emily Blunt Isn’t Ready For Babies – Celebrity Baby Scoop

Kate Gosselin Has Political Ambitions? – Allie Is Wired

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Miranda Kerr Is Topless Again

So I’ve never heard Jack Magazine but Miranda Kerr is kind of topless again for the cover of the magazine, of course she has her actual breasts covered by her arms which is why I said “kind of topless”.

Miranda Kerr Is Topless

And with that, I leave you with this image to look at and enjoy on Christmas Eve. I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas and don’t get too drunk. I will do enough of that for the world. Merry Christmas!

source: Miranda Kerr – Jack Magazine (January 2010) [Hot Celebs Home]

Popularity: unranked [?]

 

10 Best Christmas Movies Ever

Christmas Eve is just two days away and we all know our televisions are full with Christmas movies, both good and bad, so here is a list of the top 10 best Christmas movies ever according to Moviefone.

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10. ‘National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation’ (1989)

Chevy Chase is at the top of his game in this sight-gag-and-one-liner-laden homage to the love/hate event that is the family Christmas. Where, besides this list, is there a place big enough for a movie with Yule laughs this huge? As Clark Griswold would say, “Bend over and I’ll show you.”

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9. ‘Babes in Toyland’ (1934)

Mother Goose rhymes come to life in this ’34 classic (reissued in ’52 as ‘March of the Wooden Soldiers’) starring comedy legends Laurel and Hardy as gut-bustingly bumbling toymakers out to save Toyland from the nefarious Barnaby. And if tricking him into a same-sex wedding is what it takes, so much the better.

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8. ‘Home Alone’ (1990)

It made Macaulay Culkin the biggest child star on the planet, reigned at the box office for 12 straight weeks and grossed $533 million worldwide, but the best thing about this holiday staple is watching an 8-year-old kid toss burglars Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern a good old-fashioned Christmas beat-down.

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7. ‘Christmas in Connecticut’ (1942)

Arnold Schwarzenegger was so enamored with this classic he directed his own TV version in 1992. True story. But for the love of Sinbad, stick to the original, a serene screwball comedy starring Barbara Stanwyck as a food writer who misleads her readers in adorably forgivable ways.

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6. ‘Elf’ (2003)

Frank Ricard. Ron Burgundy. Ricky Bobby. They’re all unforgettable Will Ferrell personas, but the role he might be remembered for most in 50 years is Buddy the Elf (what’s your favorite color?) from ’03′s instant holiday classic. This non-stop laugher exemplifies all-ages entertainment.

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5. ‘White Christmas’ (1954)

Aren’t we all dreaming of a ‘White Christmas’? The movie starring Bing “Mr. Christmas” Crosby and Danny Kaye is as charming as the tune, with all the elements to warm the heart: Two GIs come home from WWII, fall in love with singing-and-dancing sisters and help their general with his failing Vermont inn. Awww.

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4. ‘Scrooged’ (1988)

Only Bill Murray could so expertly walk the fine line between pathos and hilarity, as he does playing miserly TV exec Frank Cross. Complete with a taxi-driving Ghost of Christmas Past and a (literally) ball-busting Ghost of Christmas Present, this Dickens send-up is so offbeat and fun, Yule love it!

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3. ‘Miracle on 34th Street’ (1947)

If this ’47 classic doesn’t make you a Santa believer, nothing (especially the ’94 remake) will. It’s dark stuff for a Christmas flick — Kris Kringle is put on trail to determine if he’s legally insane — but the endgame (in which the US Postal Service saves the day!) is utterly heartwarming.

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2. ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’ (1946)

A tale of depression and almost-suicide doesn’t exactly scream “Christmas classic” — which is probably why Frank Capra’s flick flopped at the box office. But more than 30 years later, it endures as a beloved testament to everything Christmas embodies: family, friends and the joy of life.

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1. ‘A Christmas Story’ (1983)

There’s nary a scene to forget in this near-perfect nostalgic look at where Americana and Christmastime meet. The story of a young boy’s epic quest to get his hands on a Red Ryder BB gun provides the hilarious backdrop for a timeless tale rife with family hijinks, frozen tongues and, of course, sex-oozing leg lamps.

I think I’ve seen about 3 of these movies, all of which are good and funny but nothing beats Santa Claus for me… that’s my all time favorite Christmas movies. What are yours?

source: Best Christmas Movies [Moviefone]

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Top 10 Most Skintastic DVDs

I hate Christmas because of the stress in looking for gifts and then having to smile and pretend like a gift that somebody gave to me is exactly what I wanted. Well this Christmas has just gotten a little bit better when I came across Mr.Skin’s Holiday Gift Guide of 2009.

They have come up with a list of movies that feature some of the hottest Hollywood women in nude scenes that are out now on DVD so we can buy them or pass out this list for people to buy for us!! Take a look at their choices…

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10. Road Trip: Beer Pong

The Gift You’ll Give: Michelle Gordon, Kaitlyn Reid, and Simone Searcy as a mother-daughter-granddaughter strip team

Also Nude: Alicia Saint Amour, Amanda Logue, Audrey Manuel, Kayla Martin, Nikki Ryann, Gia Wright

The Skinny: Road Trip is a nudity classic with five pairs of bare breasts, but Beer Pong surpasses even that by uncovering nine sets of breasts and throwing in a bush for extra fun. The unrated DVD even offers featurettes titled “In the Buff—Filming a Mini-Concert” and “The Bodacious Babes of Ta Ta’s.”

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9. The Last House on the Left

The Gift You’ll Give: Delicious bad girl Riki Lindhome toplessly fighting off an attacker with a shower-curtain rod

Also Nude: Sara Paxton

The Skinny: This horror remake dutifully delivers all of the things that made the original great—including outrageous violence and revenge and, of course, women in distress getting undressed.

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8. The Hills Run Red

The Gift You’ll Give: Aussie hottie Sophie Monk performing a fiery strip session

Also Nude: Janet Montgomery

The Skinny: Sophie Monk follows up her nude debut in Sex and Death 101 with this straight-to-DVD horror flick, and she gets straight to the nudity, giving a topless lap dance just 10 minutes in.

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7. The Limits of Control

The Gift You’ll Give: Paz de la Huerta playing a character named simply Nude; and yes, she lives up to her name—spectacularly

The Skinny: Jim Jarmusch’s The Limits of Control is full of mysterious characters reciting mysterious dialog in mysterious situations, but the biggest mystery of all is what happened to Paz de la Huerta’s wardrobe, since it barely makes an appearance throughout the entire movie.

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6. Friday the 13th

The Gift You’ll Give: Willa Ford’s dripping, bobbling boobs in the year’s best nude waterskiing scene

Also Nude: Julianna Guill, America Olivo

The Skinny: The original Friday the 13th is a horror classic, sure, but the remake tops it with pure toplessness. And with the extended Killer Cut you get more gore and—more importantly—extra pre-slaying lays and gloriously gratuitous nudity.

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5. Watchmen

The Gift You’ll Give: Malin Akerman’s super hoots and super heinie in a superhero flick loved by critics and fans alike

Also Nude: Tara Frederick

The Skinny : Watchmen: The Ultimate Edition is a comic fan’s dream with five discs and over three hours of special features. But nothing is as special as Malin Akerman’s exposed assets in three separate scenes.

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4. My Bloody Valentine 3D

The Gift You’ll Give: Betsy Rue jumping off the screen in 3D—completely nude!

The Skinny: Not just for kids anymore, 3D grows up with the vivid violence and in-your-face nudity of My Bloody Valentine. The 2-disc special edition packs oodles of extras along with both 2D and 3D versions of the film. You’ll even get four pairs of 3D glasses to ensure Betsy Rue’s 3B’s look like they’re running right through your living room.

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3. The Informers

The Gift You’ll Give: Pineapple Express babe Amber Heard showing a heap of boobs and a helping of butt in five scenes

Also Nude: Valentina Garcia

The Skinny: The Bret Easton Ellis adaptation The Informers packs an all-star cast that includes heavyweights like Mickey Rourke, Kim Basinger, Billy Bob Thornton, and Winona Ryder. But little-known blonde Amber Heard steals the show with the not-so-heavy weights hanging off of her almost-never-clothed chest.

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2. Powder Blue

The Gift You’ll Give: Jessica Biel’s long-awaited nude debut as a stripper who actually strips

Also Nude: Danvy Pham, Kasey Poteet

The Skinny: She went from a sweet teen on 7th Heaven to Justin Timberlake’s sweetheart, but we were beginning to think she’d never go nude. That is until Powder Blue went straight to DVD last May and Jessica Biel artfully writhed around a stripper stage pouring candle wax all over her gloriously bare boobs.

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1. Spread

The Gift You’ll Give: Rachel Blanchard’s right breast and butt as Ashton Kutcher shaves her cootcher

Also Nude: Anne Heche, Jenae Altschwager, Margarita Levieva, Sonia Rockwell

The Skinny: Ashton Kutcher’s L.A. gigolo beds a dizzying array of nude women in Spread, making this DVD the perfect way to spread true holiday cheer, no eggnog required.

I’m totally gonna hand this list out to all my friends and tell them to buy these. Mr.Skin also came up with 10 of the hottese rereleases that we should consider buying which you can see at their website. What do you think? Do you agree or is it there some movies they may have forgotten?

source: 20 Most Skintastic Releases (& Re-Releases) of 2009 [Mr.Skin]

Popularity: unranked [?]

 

Britney Spears Thinks It’s Christmas, Maxim Reuse Old Pictures

Britney Spears has been very quiet recently, probably because she is on on tour, but the old crazy Britney made a brief appearance during last nights Circus tour in Washington, D.C .

Skip to about 0:50 in the above video and yes you will hear right, Britney actually told the crowd “Merry Christmas” despite it being March, I honestly don’t think she even knows where she is or when it is.

In other Britney news,Maxim Germany must be feeling the recession because they are re-using images of Britney from around 2003.

In case you haven’t heard, Britney’s legal costs for getting her life back on track have cost her around $2.7 million, probably more during the initial 11 months of the court-ordered conservatorship her father has on her life.

The fees have been split between about 17 lawyers and firms who have helped in her personal or business life in the past 14 months, on Monday attorneys representing Britney’s dad, Jamie spears, presented their bills which totatled more than $1 million.

Oh and Britney Spears‘ divorce to Kevin Federline cost around $417,000. No wonder she doesn’t even know what date it is and Maxim have to reuse old pictures (they probably couldn’t get her to pose for new pictures).

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Popularity: unranked [?]

 

The Jolie-Pitts Make Their Christmas Presents

If you’re going to spending the festive seasons at the home of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt then you should not expect to receive an expensive Christmas present, in fact don’t expect anything but a home made gift.

Pitt says the couple who have Maddox, Zahara, Pax, Shiloh and the latest twins Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon don’t let their children watch American cartoons, which is why he believes they don’t ask for big presents.

He said, “the kids don’t ask for big gifts for the reason that they don’t see a lot of the American cartoon television, which is packed with all those manipulative commercials for big toys that look so fantastic. When they do see that stuff is when they start asking for the toys, so we figure if they don’t see them they won’t know they’re there.”

He added that they “have gifts, but we try to keep the money spent to a minimum. The rule is that everyone’s got to make something for someone else, you got to put time into it.”

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Brad also went on to give nappy changing advice to any parents, “you got to do it quick. There’s something about the air contact that makes them want to go again, so you got to get in there and get them changed before that happens, because those things stink! I’m pretty good at being quick, I must say – got it down by now.”

I was never into making presents for people so I don’t think I would fit in well with the Jolie-Pitt household.

Popularity: unranked [?]

 

Hugh Hefner, ‘How Do You Celebrate Christmas?’

Hugh Hefner, “How do you celebrate Christmas at the Mansion, and do you follow any particular holiday traditions?”

The people bringing him his meals in bed always look so terrified — probably because they’re always afraid they might find him dead.

I got a question, “Hugh… how often do you have to urinate?”

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