Britney Spears is currently in Perth, Australia and was spotted heading to the Burswood Dome to do a soundcheck yesterday, when she obviously forgot to put a bra on.
Britney arrived in Perth on Tuesday to continue her Circus tour, which has 14 dates in Australia before it finally ends, when she landed the singer (or someone working for her) tweeted “Longest flight ever but we had a great time. Really cool plane and the V staff took great care of us. So excited to be here! -Britney”
Britney might be setting a new record for the arena, if she reaches 21,000 people in the audience then she will have the most people to attend and event there. The current title is held by ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake.
But really who cares about any of that? You kind of get to see her nipples, which isn’t new but still! I can’t make up my mind if I find Britney Spears hot or not, when she is done up she looks good but usually she looks train wrecked.
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image source: Open Post: Hosted By Brit Brit’s Cheeto Tips [Dlisted]
In her song Circus, according to Britney Spears there is only two types of people in the world. Well there is apparently nine types of Britney fans who attend her concerts…
THE YOUNG SKANKS
Armed with a skirt line threatening to expose their lady regions with every half-step of her six-inch stilettos, The Young Skank is a many-numbered, many-splendored thing at the Britney concert. They’re here for the (underage) drinking, the straight dudes (approximately seven per show), and the excuse to wear a slutty top to show off their new rack.
Inside the show, the pose is generally uniform: cup of frothy beer thrusted into the air on high in the right hand, digital camera dangling from wriststrap on right hand, ass grinding hard against whatever skank/old man/chair seems closest. By the time “Get Naked†comes on, remember to shield your eyes—thongs leave devastating bruises when slingshot from across the arena.
THE OLD SKANKS
Bless their hearts. Forty is the new twenty, right ladies? This grown-up version of The Young Skank actually doesn’t know Britney’s lyrics by heart. Also, they don’t know the dances. They’re just here to prove, to themselves, that they’ve still got It. Wobbling around on imitation Christian Lacroixs stilettos rivaling even the bravest of their youthful counterparts, you’ll find The Old skanks wrapped around their toothless biker hubbies in the arena, giggling and making out as the show goes on. Leopard print is common, though a nice trim of zebra and pleather may waddle past your sight line during “Radar.” And if you really want to have some fun, watch their expressions whenever a twenty-one-year old breeze rolls by. Or appears shirtless on stage.
STATE SCHOOL GIRLS
You’ve seen them flocking into the show in droves: North Face sweaters (really?), Ugg boots (really?), and their hair slicked back in a ponytail that shines (REALLY?!). They don’t give a shit if this is a tour is for her latest album; they’re here for the nostalgia factor.
Good luck enjoying the concert if you’re standing next to this giggly gaggle. If they’re not busy readjusting their leggings and gabbing about Twitter mid-concert, they’re elbowing you to take their picture with all five of their cameras slung around your arm. Oh, and as for the music? You try enjoying Britney’s pre-recorded vocals with “SING …BABY ONE MORE TIME!†ringing in your ears for 90 minutes.
THE FRIGHTENINGLY DEVOTED GAYS & GIRLS
I’m talking to you. Now, we’ve been there every step of the way, from “Baby One More Time” to the 2007 Video Music Awards. We’re here for BRITNEY. And no, it hasn’t always been so easy.
Two years ago she was shaving her head, speaking in tongues, and getting strapped on to a gurney for a brief “relaxation” stint. And if there’s one thing we gays love more than rooting for a pop tart down on her luck, it’s her divine and miraculous return to grace. So look for us—we’ll be peppering the audience in our homemade, hot-pink glitter tees. And if you can’t see us, just stick out an ear and listen for the violent, shrill screams of “I LOVE YOU!†tucked in between the heaving sobs. We’re also the A-holes who paid top dollar for VIP passes, which we’ll be wearing around our necks for 72 more hours.
THE YOUNG GAYS
Oh, the nu-gays. At first, they’re easily confused with the devotees. But do not be fooled—they’re hardly fans. These are the followers trailing behind much of today’s overexposed pop culture—the same boys who believe Katy Perry is interesting (and bisexual), that Lady Gaga is the new Madonna, and that the music made before they were born (also known as The Pre-Auto-Tune Era) is like, totally boring. And since Britney remains just as much a radio fixture as she did with her debut, they’re here because society dictates that they should be—and hey, maybe they’ll score with that cute boy three rows down after the show. The one with the tongue ring.
PERVY, OLDER GAYS
They don’t know the words, they don’t know the dances, and perhaps if they weren’t surrounded by a dozen or so young gay men, they’d be giving you a piece of their mind about the state of the music industry today. Instead, they’ll settle by gently swaying along to the music in a X-Small tee and some tight leather arm bands, mostly devoted to providing long, awkward side-glances in your general direction. They, like the old skanks, are also here to prove that they’ve still ‘got it’—but mostly, they’re here for you, which is why they arrived alone. Have fun with that.
MEN WHO DRESS UP AS BRITNEY
Since the Post-Breakdown Era, the lady garment-wearin’ population has exploded throughout Britneydom like a Spederline spawn through a birthing canal. Now an irreversible, full-fledged gay icon, Britney and her many signature looks (the “Slave†outfit, the “Oops†PVC one-piece, and of course the “Baby†Catholic schoolgirl) have given cross-dressing pop fans a reason to hang up the ’84 VMA wedding dress and try something new for a change. Double-takes and quick camera phone snaps are more than welcome. In fact, if you don’t notice their red pleather one-piece, they’ll cut a bitch.
THE STRAIGHT GUYS
While few in number, representatives of the breeding male population do indeed make cameos at Britney concerts. Almost all of them are dutifully playing the role of the unwilling-but-submissive boyfriend (often to the Young Skank), dragged in as retribution for forgetting a birthday or just some good ol’ “bonding time.†Whether they’re scoping out the crowd for an opportune nip-slip or listening for another yelp of “My pussy’s hanging out!†from the stage, these boys are here for the T&A. With one arm secured behind their lady, The Straight Guys aren’t just marking their territory. In the presence of seven-foot trannies and fire-engine red flamers, they’re struggling to hold on to their machismo. In some cases, exercises in identity validation may prove vital, so remember: If you’re a lady attending the Britney show and you feel a slight tap on the ass, don’t worry—it’s not rude…it’s just necessary at some point.
OBLIVIOUS MOMS
This one never ceases to amaze me, and yet, they’ve shown up at every concert. They’re here for the 1998 Britney. Ever since Bethany and Madison were born, Mommy’s been too busy taking them out on play dates, enrolling them in private school, and preparing their lunches to notice that Britney’s turned into a major, major slut.
If it’s not the dirty pole routines and barely-there outfits, it’s the general buffoonery of the crowd that’ll have the moms storming out and demanding a refund about five songs into the show. (This is different from The Old Skank, who may be a mother, but is having a lovely time.) It’s quite likely The Oblivious Mom will even work up the anger to write a rant for the local paper, disgusted by what they thought would be just a wholesome night out with the kids. After all, Jessica Simpson would never be this distasteful.
This list is so true, when I was dragged to Britney Spears‘ Circus tour (translation – when I happily went but don’t want people to know that) I seen every single one of these groups.
source: The 9 Types of Britney Spears Concert Fans [Queerty]
Apparently her father Jamie Spears feels that Britney has come along way since he took control of her life and finances in February 2009.
The problem is Jamie can’t ask the judge to end it, he as to ask for the conservatorship to be reviewed once her Circus tour comes to a finish in November.
Do you think Britney Spears has come far enough to be on her own or do you think she would go back to her midnight Starbucks runs?
Check out the latest Candie‘s ads which yet again feature Britney Spears as the front lady for the company.
As usual with these type of ads Britney gets the photoshop treatment and beyond, she looks like she did back when she was 16 singing Baby One More Time.
So we all know that Nicole Scherzinger is the main girl in the Pussycat Dolls, well it seems the other singers (even though they are mainly only back up dancers) are sick of it.
The past two singles released from the group have even been released as “The Pussycat Dolls featuring Nicole Scherzinger,” now if you don’t know whats going on in the video above – the group were opening up for Britney Spears‘ Circus tour in Phoenix, Arizona.
Well, one of the girls in the group called Melody Thornton was introducing herself and went on a whole rant and started saying stuff like “thank you for supporting me even though Im not FEATURED!!” and “dont let anyone stomp on your dreams!”
As you can see it is extremely akward, especially when Nicole Scherzinger starts introducing herself and shoots off an evil look at Melody Thornton.
Here are pictures of the Pussycat Dolls attending an after party for the Circus tour in Las Vegas.
I am glad she is back on track but I kind of miss the days when there would be about two or three stories a day about Britney Spears when she was all crazy, so I am happy to have some news on her.
In case you can’t tell by the title of this post and the image above, Britney has got the photoshop treatment for her new ad campaign for Candie’s sadly though we don’t have the before and after photos like we did with Kim Kardashian.
Speaking about the campaign Britney said , “I had so much fun shooting the Candie’s for Kohl’s campaign. I got to wear the cutest clothes and they are perfect for summer!â€
Meanwhile in other news, Britney apparently got all cozy with one of her back up dancers during her Circus tour when her father, Jamie Spears ,was off doing business meetings.
Does the back up dancer bit sound familiar? It should because thats exactlyy how she met Kevin Federline all those years ago, this new guy is called Chase Benz and is 21-years-old.
Chase’s grandmother says he is “a true gentleman and has a big heart. She’s lucky to have him in her show — and Chase just adores her!â€
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Photoshopt or not, she looks hot and I sure as hell hope Britney Spears isn’t crazy/stupid enough to go down the road of dating another backup dancer.
Britney Spears has been very quiet recently, probably because she is on on tour, but the old crazy Britney made a brief appearance during last nights Circus tour in Washington, D.C .
Skip to about 0:50 in the above video and yes you will hear right, Britney actually told the crowd “Merry Christmas” despite it being March, I honestly don’t think she even knows where she is or when it is.
In other Britney news,Maxim Germany must be feeling the recession because they are re-using images of Britney from around 2003.
In case you haven’t heard, Britney’s legal costs for getting her life back on track have cost her around $2.7 million, probably more during the initial 11 months of the court-ordered conservatorship her father has on her life.
The fees have been split between about 17 lawyers and firms who have helped in her personal or business life in the past 14 months, on Monday attorneys representing Britney’s dad, Jamie spears, presented their bills which totatled more than $1 million.
Oh and Britney Spears‘ divorce to Kevin Federline cost around $417,000. No wonder she doesn’t even know what date it is and Maxim have to reuse old pictures (they probably couldn’t get her to pose for new pictures).
Just a few days after announcing to her audience (and the world)that her “pussy was hanging out” of her costume, Britney Spears decided to give her pussy an encore.
While she was hanging out with her kids at a pool, Britney’s most known body part decided to peek out and say hi to all as her bikini lifted.
The thing that I find hilarious is Britney Spears either doesn’t know (I don’t believe that because I’m sure she would feel it) or she just doesn’t care, I mean its nothing none of us haven’t seen before. Her kids have a real treat when they google their mothers name in a few years.
Madonna made a surprise appearance at Britney Spears‘ sold-out Circus show Wednesday in New York City.
Shortly before Spears, 27, took the stage at the Nassau Coliseum on Long Island, Madonna, 50, arrived with her manager Guy Oseary (and several bodyguards) and headed to one of the VIP suites.
“She purposely walked up the main stairs in front of everybody so they would all notice her. Celebrities definitely don’t need to go up the main stairs to get to their suites.”
During the 90-minute show, Spears gyrated her way through mostly tunes from her last two albums, Circus and Blackout. Madonna left right before Spears’ encore of “Womanizer.” As hordes of screaming fans gathered around her, Madonna had a little smirk on her face.
“Britney was thrilled to have her there!” read a message on Spears’ Web site.
