Golden Globes Notable Quotables!

Relive the funny, silly – and sometimes TMI! – things the stars let slip at the Globes…

“I’m so sorry Anne, Meryl, Kristin – oh God, who’s the other one?”
– Kate Winslet, accepting the Globe for best actress and naming her fellow nominees Hathaway, Streep and Scott Thomas – but momentarily forgetting Angelina Jolie.

“Hello? Hello? Mama talking! Mama talking!”
– Jennifer Lopez, shushing the crowd as the night’s first presenter. She gave the prize of best supporting actress to Kate Winslet (The Reader)

“Ru, I’m very proud of you and I love you. And don’t hunch. Shoulders back!”
– Demi Moore, mothering daughter Rumer Willis – this year’s Miss Golden Globe – from the stage before announcing the best supporting actor winner (Heath Ledger)

“I still have a cold. It’s not the other thing it used to be.”
– Presenter (and later winner) Colin Farrell, referencing his less-sober days while sniffling onstage

“I’m just wondering if this mercury poisoning is contagious.”
– Mark Wahlberg, teasing Entourage star – and recent mercury victim – Jeremy Piven, while on the red carpet with NBC’s Tiki Barber

hat was your favorite quote of the night? Are there any that you feel should have been on the list, but were not included?

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How To Be Manorexic

Ever wanted to rock the manorexic look?

Well Colin Farrell has the secret to loose 44 pounds and lets just say it isn’t healthy at all.

The actor who lost all his weight to star in the upcoming movie Triage says he lived on just black coffee, Diet Coke and two tins of tuna a day.

He says that he needed the caffeine just to get the energy boost he needed to act. He adds “it was kind of depressing… For a short space of time, it was grand. It was just calorie counting wasn’t a particularly healthy way of doing it.” And Farrell insists it wasn’t hard to put the weight back on: “I just ate like a pig.”.

Gross.

source: Colin Farrell Lived On Coffee, Coke And Tuna. [female first]

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Nicole Narain Nipple Slip Photos

Can’t say I am too surprised she is publicly airing out her nipples. Why is Nicole Narain’s nipple slip even worth taking a peek at? Narain was Colin Farrell’s sex tape partner and scored a spread in Playboy.

Eh, it is almost Friday. A little nip always gets you through the day. And as the good people at Egotastic pointed out, “she obviously wants some attention, and who am I to deny her?”

What Others Said:

• Celebrity Twit- “She kinda of reminds me of a younger and hotter version of Mel B, just with smaller fake tits and less scary.”

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Source: Nicole Narain Nipple Slip Pictures [Egotastic]

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Celebrity Sex Tape Scandal Roundup

Paris Hilton:

Video is NSFW!!

It was rumored that Paris Hilton was a bit peeved when her former best friend stole the sex tape spotlight, despite the overwhelming fame she got from her video with ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon. Red Light District reportedly sold over 600,000 of “1 Night in Paris.” Although Paris claims she never received any money for the video, she’s clearly benefitted from its success and paved the way for other celebs to follow.

Kate Moss and Pete Doherty:

Supermodel Kate Moss finally said goodbye to druggie boyfriend Pete Doherty this summer, but her past is still coming back to haunt her. Moss is trying to stop Doherty from selling personal videos of the two during the span of their relationship, according to The New York Post. The paper reports that Moss would be “horrified” if the tapes surfaced, specifically because of some “raunchy” footage that Moss thought would be for their eyes only.

Moss’ alleged on-screen exploits remind us off other stars who engaged in extracurricular activities in front of the camera.

Kim Kardashian:

Kim Kardashian shot to fame as soon as she confirmed the existance of a sex tape of her with actor/ singer, and little brother of songstress Brandy, Ray J. Kardashian, who is the daughter of O.J. Simpson’s late attorney and best friend, Robert Kardashian and a fashion consultant, was mostly known for tagging along her best friend Paris. Perhaps inspired by Paris, Kardashian apparently gets a little more experimental than her best friend, including a “golden shower.” According to TMZ, SugarDVD.com offered Kardashian $2 million for exclusive rights. She reportedly sold it for $5 million.

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Lake Bell Gets Raunchy in GQ Magazine – Interview and Pictures

At 28, Lake Bell has had plenty of practice playing it straight: the eager young attorney on Boston Legal, the marine biologist on NBC’s Surface, and offscreen, the homebody whose surprise tabloid relationship with Colin Farrell was supposed to rein in the infamous rake, until it didn’t.

And so when she begins a lunch interview by asking if the tape recorder is on, you believe her claim of stage fright. But as the conversation goes on—and Bell keeps checking on the tape—you realize she’s actually making sure you’re getting the wacky, raunchy spew that’s coming out of her mouth. She wants you to laugh.

You play Colin Farrell’s wife in Pride and Glory. Had you, um, seen his sex tape beforehand?
My godmother had seen it and sent me a link before we started filming. She was like, “Did you see this? You’re playing his wife.” It’s so strange, that first moment when you say, “Hi, I’m Lake,” and he says, “Hi, I’m Colin,” and you think, Yeah, I know. Like, I really know.

And then you started dating him.
Yeah. It was nice, mild hanging out that suddenly became “They’re getting married.”

I thought he was buying you a dream house.
I read that, too, and I was like, Awesome! When they said we were married, I was like, We are? I thought we had just broken up. My attitude was sort of, Whoa, what the fuck just happened? At first you’re crying like any other sissy idiot, but then you’re like, Wait a minute, that was incredible. He’s such a friggin’ awesome dude, and I’m friends with all of my exes. I’m not a hater.

You hook up with Rob Corddry in What Happens in Vegas. What’s on his sex tape?
Well, his sex tape is so raw and so naughty that it’s just hard to get through. You know what did it for me? It was that Swiffer. I found that offensive, because I’m a Swiffer user—I mean, I recently had to stop because of the tape. In the movie, Rob and I have a scene where we make out in a “creepy and humpy” fashion. That’s literally the stage direction.

Dog-on-your-leg type of stuff?
I told Rob I wanted to spit in his mouth. And then we’d make out.

How did you get into comedy in the first place?
My dad’s a Jew and my mom’s a WASP, so that should pretty much say it all. It was a comically dysfunctional family. I even wrote a movie about it: NOCD. In WASP culture—you’ll know about this, right? I can see that shirt is all buttoned up—they say, “Not our class, dear” when something is gauche. It’s a comedy about an 18-year-old boy, the perfect WASP in training, who finds out that he might be the product of an affair his mother had with a Jewish shrink.

Since you’re a writer, maybe you can help. We called this piece “You Can Ring My Bell.” What pun should we have used instead?
“Lake Titicaca,” of course!

You’ve thought about this. Is it bringing up bad memories?
I grew up with so many insulting puns thrown at me. If this were my stage name, it’d be fine, but I had this shit when I was young, yo! Kids would be like, Lake Erie. Or, Lake has no waves—that all changed after puberty, of course. Then I took geography and my comeback became Lake Superior, muthafucka! You could have gone with “Great Lake.”

We could have.
Hey, did you like that I spit a little bit there?

What?
I just spit a little bit.

I didn’t see it.
I was trying to save it for Rob Corddry, and then all of a sudden it happened to you. Oh well. Open wide. I’ll spit right in there.

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Celebrity Sex Scandals – Not the Way to Become Famous

We all know “sex sells.” But for some celebrities, it’s not just an act for the camera.

These stars are famous for more than just their paid-for Hollywood performances. We take a look at the public faces whose bedroom behavior has trouble staying behind closed doors.

Hugh Grant

When Grant cheated on super-sexy girlfriend Elizabeth Hurley with street prostitute Divine Brown, men everywhere went “Huh??” However, he became a hero to single bachelors across the U.S. when the now-47 year old crashed an all-girl college party this October and cozy photographs circulated online.

Charlie Sheen

He’s a self-centered bachelor who has an easy way with the ladies on ‘Two and a Half Men,’ but in real life, things have not been that simple. In the ’95 Heidi Fleiss trial, he admitted spending $50K for the services of 27 different prostitutes. Currently, his ex-wife (Denise Richards) claims Sheen exhibits “inappropriate behavior … and conduct.”

Pamela Anderson

Where to begin with this salacious star? There was the sex tape with Bret Michaels … and one with then-husband Tommy Lee. Most recently, she wed Rick Salomon (you know, the one who appeared in the Paris Hilton sex tape) and she has reportedly said the two fell in love as Anderson paid off a high-stakes strip poker debt with sexual favors. There’s lost more, but we’ve only got so much room.

Colin Farrell

A womanizer? Player? Lovable lothario? Whatever you want to call him, this Irish party boy has had his fair share of media attention over his alleged dalliances. His rumored conquests include Britney Spears and Angelina Jolie. In 2005, 70-year old actress Dame Eileen Atkins claimed Farrell spent nearly three hours in her hotel room begging her to sleep with him, but she turned down his advances.

David Copperfield

Yup, that’s right. The famous illusionist has made our list, albeit in a creepy way. In addition to charges of sexual assault, it turns out the magician used his shows to profile and solicit a little lovin’. Armed with clipboards, Copperfield’s assistants were given detailed instructions on how to rope in attractive women for David to meet, and keep their boyfriends and husbands at bay.

Paris Hilton

The infamous footage of Paris and Rick Salomon having sex hit the Net in 2003. Salomon then sold it to an adult film production company. The film went on to become the biggest celebrity sex tape of all time. There are rumors, that Hilton denies, that she receives profits from the tape. Hilton also starred in a racy Carl’s Jr. commercial, called “soft-core porn” by some.

Nick Lachey & Vanessa Minnillo

First dicey photos of Linday Lohan with a knife to Vanessa Minnilo’s neck hit the Web, then a month later TMZ reported that lawyer were working hard to keep hardcore sex photos of Nick and Vanessa off of the internet and out of the weekly mags. When a brave reporter asked Nick about the photos during a satellite interview, Lachey’s camera immediately when dead. Hmmm.

Rob Lowe

Today, Lowe is a married family man, but almost 20 years ago, the Brat Pack heartthrob was involved in a sex scandal that almost destroyed his career. The scandal involved a videotape of himself having sex with two females, one of whom was sixteen, although he didn’t know it. Another part of the same tape showed Lowe having a menage-a-trois in a Paris hotel room, and became one of the first “celebrity sex tapes.”

Britney Spears

From stripping down to her bra and panties in order to take a public dip at the beach to being photographed without her panties, it seems poor Britney is looking for attention in all of the wrong places. There are also reports of a sex tape that exists of Spears having sex with a stranger she met on vacation in Hawaii last June. Britney also reportedly confessed to lusting after Kim Kardashian, Carmen Electra, Halle Berry, and more.

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Colin Farrell Talks About Son’s Cerebral Palsy

Colin Farrell is dad to four-year-old son James, and he recently spoke out about James’ disability, a rare form of cerebral palsy called Angelman’s Syndrome. The affliction affects his speech and motor skills.

Colin says James has shown “amazing courage” even as a toddler. He says,

“He took his first steps about six weeks ago and it was four years in the making. All the work is his, he worked his arse off for four years. And when he took the first steps it was incredibly emotional, there wasn’t a dry eye in the house.”

“With my son the only time I’m reminded that there is something different about him – that he has some deviation of what is perceived to be normal – is when I see him with other four-year-olds. Then I go ‘oh yeah’ and it comes back to me. But from day one I felt that he’s the way he’s meant to be.”

Fortuitously, Farrell became involved in the Special Olympics prior to James’ birth.

“It’s mad the way the world works. It’s bizarre. I experienced the overwhelming effect of being around those athletes pretty much just before my son was born with special needs.” For Farrell, both experiences have been enriching. “[I am] incredibly blessed to have him in my life,” he says of James.

It’s so nice to see this side of Colin – who knew?

What others are saying:

• dlisted says, “I was thinking to myself the other day ‘where has dirty Colin been?’ Looks like he’s cleaned up for his boy. He used to be a straight-up, dirty whore, skank licking slut and now he actually sounds like a good daddy. Who would’ve thought?!”

• celebitchy says, “I have to say, I’ve never really thought of Colin Farrell as this super deep guy, but he’s done a lot of things recently that make me have a lot of respect for him. It sounds like he has an amazing attitude towards his son. …This on top of the helping homeless people makes me have a crush on him all over again.”

• A Socialite’s Life says, “I’d like to thank Colin Farrell for making it impossible to snark in this post. Yeah, great. Wonderful. I’ve been rendered a snark eunuch with this one!”

Source: “Colin Farrell Talks About Son’s Cerebral Palsy “ [Us Weekly]

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Kid Nation Sheds the Tears – Gawker

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Rose McGowan‘s Plastic Surgery is Backfiring – A Socialites Life

Britney Spears Has an Eating Disorder – The Superficial

Colin Farrell Helps the Homeless – In Case You Didn’t Know

A BBC Crimewatcher Brings on the ‘Heat’ – Popbytes

Jordan (Katie Price) Wants You to Play with Her Pony – Flisted

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Britney Spears Banned From Chateau Marmont, Lawyer Drops Her

Britney Spears is having a rough go of it these days. Sure, the VMA comeback performance was disastrous, but that’s about the least of her worries right now. In more important news, TMZ reports that Britney Spears is losing her lawyer.

This morning the custody battle between Britney and Kevin Federline was set to start, and apparently Brit’s lawyer Laura Wasser is submitting legal papers formally withdrawing as her attorney. The new lawyer is supposed to be Marci Levine.

Rumor has it that Britney was a problem client because she never listened to the advice Wasser gave her. But I have another theory – if this is true, I think Britney is trying to stall. There’s no way a new lawyer can try a case the day she’s hired by the client, so the hearing would have be postponed. But that’s just my opinion.

And in other, and much more bizarre Britney news, it seems she’s been banned from Chateau Marmont because guests complained of her behavior. The “weird” behavior allegedly includes smearing a plate of high dollar food all over her face and grossing out the other patrons.

A source said:

“The diners were disgusted. You wouldn’t expect that from a teenager in a fast-food joint.”

Damn, Britney. There’s no way you’re winning custody if you’re two steps away from the insane asylum.

What others are saying:

• dlisted says, “Boo! I was hoping Brit would represent herself in court. Can you imagine? Comedy! She’s probably watched enough Divorce Court while eating Bon Bons to get the gist of things.”

• Celebrity Dirty Laundry says, “After last week’s disasterous ‘performance’ at the MTV Video Music Awards, you would think it couldn’t get any more humiliating for pop-tard Britney Spears. But you would be wrong.”

• Best Week Ever says, “To put this into perspective, here is a list of things that DIDN’T get famous people banned from the hotel:
  –Led Zeppelin rode their motorcycles through the lobby one time, not to mention all the unspeakable/illegal things they regularly did to groupies in their hotel rooms.
  –Jim Morrison hurt his back while dangling from a drain pipe, trying to swing from the roof into the window of his hotel room.
  –Hunter S. Thompson was often a guest. Enough said.
  –Even worse, Lindsay Lohan LIVED there during her “coke phase”.
  –Scarlett Johansson may or may not have boned Benicio Del Toro in an elevator.
  –Keith Richards once set himself on fire after consuming an entire bottle of 150-proof vodka.
  –Frank Sinatra broke one of Sammy Davis Jr.’s legs by the pool to win a drunken bet with Dean Martin.
  –Colin Farrell once killed a hooker to get an erection in his private bungalow.
  –It was Hitler’s favorite hotel whenever he visited LA.
  So, you know, this is pretty bad.”

Source: “CHATEAU MARMONT BANS BRIT FOR BATTY BEHAVIOR: REPORT” [Page Six]; “Wasser to Britney — You’re Someone Else’s Problem Now” [TMZ]
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Colin Farrell’s Girlfriend Is Pregnant

Even though she barely looks old enough to be dating him, Colin Farrell’s girlfriend, Muireann McDonnell, is 3 months pregnant, according to Perez Hilton. Though the couple has tried to keep the pregnancy quiet, the news has apparently broken. Colin already has a four-year-old son with American model Kim Bordenave.

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Colin Farrell Steals a Man’s Girl – The Man Commits Suicide!

Muireann McDonnell is currently dating Colin Farrell, but their new love has come at a price.

Before dating Colin, Muireann was seeing a dude named John Marc Knight. Shortly after she split with John she met Colin and the two immediately became a couple. Two months later, a heartbroken John couldn’t take it and he killed himself.

A source said, “He struggled to cope with her seeing somebody else. The fact it was Colin Farrell must have made matters worse. As time passed things got worse for John.”

Can you just imagine having that sort of guilt on your shoulders? You know it’s not your fault, but you can’t help feeling guilty.

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Elle MacPherson Hasn’t Had Sex in Two Years!

Elle MacPherson hasn’t had sex for two years. The Australian supermodel and lingerie designer says she doesn’t have much luck with men. I’m sure we have a few readers out there willing to help, eh?

She told Esquire:

“It’s crazy but, apart from a brief romantic intermission last summer, I have been single and celibate for two years. How boring is that?” The 43-year-old beauty – who was seen out with actor Ray Fearson at the end of last year – claims men are intimidated by her looks. She said: “I just don’t get men hitting on me, but I’m a hopeless flirt. I’ll go up to a guy and say, ‘I think you are so beautiful’. But it doesn’t work.”

Elle – who has two sons by ex-boyfriend financier Arki Busson – has also denied ever romping with Colin Farrell, Al Pacino and former England soccer player Sol Campbell. She said: “None of it is true. Some of them I don’t even know. Others are just friends. I don’t do flings because relationships are important to me.”

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Best Nude Movie Scenes of 2006

We recently brought you the Top 10 Nude Movie Scenes of All Time. Courtesy Mr. Skin, here are the 20 Best Movie Nude Scenes of 2006:

20. Sharon Stone (Picture: 1 – 2) in Basic Instinct 2
Basic Instinct 2 resurrects Sharon Stone’s signature role–bisexual icepick-princess Catherine Tramell–who this time takes on London in her unmistakably omnivorous style. Thanks to all the full frontals, lesbian canoodling, and a hot-tub threeway, Miss Stone, as always, is guaranteed to give you a bone.

19. Zara Taylor (Picture: 1 – 2) in Hollow Man 2 and Totally Awesome
Brunette nudecomer Zara Taylor took off in 2006 by taking off her top–twice. Zara’s za-zas in the straight-to-DVD sequel Hollow Man 2 will leave you anything but hollow, man, while her shirtless turn brings truth to the title of the made-for-VH1 1980s send up Totally Awesome.

18. Anapola Mushkadiz (Picture: 1 – 2) in Battle in Heaven
Contemporary Mexican cinema doesn’t get more cutting edge than the kidnapping drama Battle in Heaven, and skinternational sirens don’t get more scorching than the movie’s leading lust bomb, Anapola Mushkadiz. Dreadlocked knockout Anapola plays a prostitute who porks a customer in a graphic encounter that can only be summed up as muy calienté!

17. Meital Dohan (Picture: 1 – 2) in God’s Sandbox
Israeli eyeful Meital Dohan made her first splash Stateside this year on the smash Showtime series Weeds. Arthouse audiences got an even more intoxicating view of Meital in the desert-set melodrama God’s Sandbox. As a mother in search of her daughter, Meital communes with nature wearing the outfit God gave her and even shows off her own sandy-blonde box.

16. Kristanna Loken (Picture: 1) in BloodRayne
In real life last year, Terminator 3 temptress Kristanna Loken revealed that girl-girl grappling made her gash flush with good feelings. At the movies, the flaxen vixen with the killer bod returned to sci-fi slinkiness in BloodRayne, feeding her pink-tipped casabas to some lucky stubble-faced mook.

15. Monet Mazur (Picture: 1 – 2) in Stoned: Unrated and Whirlygirl
One of Hollywood’s fastest rising “It Girls,” Monet Mazur used her succulent two to bust ahead of the pack in 2006. Playing rock muse Anita Pallenberg in the Rolling Stones docudrama Stoned, Monet served up her Ruby Tuesdays repeatedly, once even kinkily co-starring with a whip. The college romp Whirlygirl showcased Monet’s amazers several times as well.

14. Sophia Myles (Picture: 1 – 2) in Art School Confidential
Comic-book genius Daniel Clowes and filmmaker Terry Zwigoff may have faced some criticism that Art School Confidential wasn’t the instant classic that their previous collaboration, Ghost World (2001), turned out to be, but Mr. Skin can’t join the nay-saying chorus. That’s because unlike Ghost World–which only teased us with superhumanly top-heavy Thora Birch and Scarlett Johansson–Art School Confidential’s leading lady, sumptuous Brit babe Sophia Myles, comes through with nudity that earns a true T&A-plus.

13. Bryce Dallas Howard (Picture: 1 – 2) in Manderlay
Bryce Dallas Howard, the real-life daughter of actor-filmmaker Ron Howard, made her major Tinseltown splash last summer in the weird-ass Lady in the Water, but she debuted nude too, in Manderlay, the most recent calculated outrage from Danish con artist Lars von Trier. Manderlay is all about big, bad, racist America, but the only colors that really count belong to Bryce as she reveals that she’s a natural redhead during a smashing skinterracial sex session. That’s right, Opie’s girl shows all three Aunt B’s.

12. Crystal Lowe (Picture: 1) and Chelan Simmons (Picture: 1) in Final Destination 3: Thrill Ride Edition
Along with Hostel and the Saw series, the Final Destination movies have reinvigorated the horror genre with nasty streaks and inventive gore tactics that have already surpassed the slasher cycle of the 1980s. Another key element for which these new fright franchises are to be applauded: the return of naked female victims, fully taking advantage of the R-rating for their theatrical runs, followed by awe-inspiring unrated editions on DVD. Final Destination 3: Thrill Ride Edition takes the series’ Rube-Goldberg-esque death dealings first to a carnival and later, most memorably, to a tanning salon. Crystal Lowe and Chelan Simmons are quite literally sizzling as their browning sessions go bad. And thanks to an innovative DVD bonus feature, viewers can enjoy even more of their naked loveliness as they meet an ugly demise.

11. Julianne Nicholson in Flannel Pajamas
Fiery, freckle-faced beauty Julianne Nicholson joined the cast of Law & Order: Criminal Intent this season. Fans of the whodunit series are directed to Flannel Pajamas, which Julianne turns into a “she-shows-it” via several sumptuous nude scenes, including a furry full frontal.

10. Lauren Lee Smith (Picture: 1 – 2) in Lie with Me
Luscious L Word stunner Lauren Lee Smith turns the indie romance Lie with Me into a skindie classic. Lauren Lee kicks off the movie by explicitly dipping fingers into herself and then follows up with a series of full-exposure erotic assaults both solo and with an enormously fortunate fellow.

9. Amanda Righetti (Picture: 1 – 2) in Angel Blade
Angel Blade is a down-and-dirty crime thriller written and directed by and starring David Heavener. Set in the underbelly of the Las Vegas sex trade, Angel Blade turns up the heavenly bodies of Kathleen Pederson and, most monumentally, Amanda Righetti. As an anything-goes stripper, Amanda nudes it up nonstop and even shaves a dude’s ass with a knife. Miss Righetti gave me stiff spaghetti.

8. Kyra Sedgwick (Picture: 1 – 2) in Loverboy
The skintense character study Loverboy provides a star vehicle for Kyra Sedgwick, and it was directed by her real-life hubby, Kevin Bacon. Playing an unfit parent, Kyra sizzlingly serves up her Bacon bits mo(i)st tastily on several occasions. Look, too, for a rare rack reveal from Marisa Tomei.

7. Kelly Brook (Picture: 1 – 2) in Survival Island a.k.a. Three
Volcanically voluptuous British bombshell Kelly Brook gets shipwrecked on a tropical island and, oh, does she have a lovely bunch of coconuts. Billy Zane portrays her husband. Juan Pablo di Pace is the couple’s manservant. The gentlemen compete for the affections of naturally super-knockered Kelly. You’ll feel their pain (and something else of your own) as Kelly unveils one of the most flawless physiques ever filmed over and over and over again.

6. Barbara Nedeljakova (Picture: 1 – 2) in Hostel: Unrated
Barbara Nedeljakova’s last name won’t be the only long and hard thing on hand when you watch Hostel: Unrated. Writer-director Eli Roth’s landmark horror freak-out boasts more bare female flesh than any major Hollywood release in quite some time. Hostel takes place in Eastern Europe, where life is as cheap as impossibly gorgeous nubiles willing to get completely naked on camera are priceless.

5. Jennifer Aniston (Picture: 1) in The Break-Up: Full-Screen Version
The Vince Vaughn-Jennifer Aniston comedy The Break-Up is more like The “Crack” Up when Jen reveals her world-class ass at the 57-minute mark. Be sure to check out the full-screen DVD for a more, uh, “rounded” view.

4. Bai Ling in Edmond
Playing a peepshow dancer in the David Mamet-scripted, Stuart Gordon-directed arthouse drama Edmond, bodacious, bisexual-in-real-life Asian sensation Bai Ling delivers sweet Chinese dumplings. You can provide your own sauce.

3. Brittany Daniel (Picture: 1 – 2) in Rampage: The Hillside Strangler Murders
Blazingly sexy blonde starlet Brittany Daniel is best known for her clothed roles in Joe Dirt (2001) and Club Dread (2004), which makes her nude debut in Rampage: The Hillside Strangler Murders even more astonishing. Not only does Brit show her mouth-watering chest bits, she also bares her fantastically gravity-defying gluteus and engages in Sapphic face sucking with Michelle Borth during a swingin’-’70s threeway.

2. Gretchen Mol (Picture: 1 – 2) in The Notorious Bettie Page
Brilliantly embodying the ultimate pin-up in The Notorious Bettie Page, mesmerizingly gorgeous Gretchen Mol does a lot of taking off. Naturally blonde Gretchen dyed her locks above and below to match Bettie’s trademark black coiffure. That’s the kind of Method acting that Mr. Skin can get behind. And on top of. And underneath. And next to. . . .

1. Salma Hayek (Picture: 1 – 2) in Ask the Dust
Mexico’s spiciest export, Salma Hayek, bares all opposite Colin Farrell in the romantic period piece Ask the Dust. In 2003 Salma’s Frida took Breast Picture honors in Mr. Skin’s annual Anatomy Awards, and Dust makes for a fine trophy-polishing follow-up. Thirty-three minutes in, Salma skinny dips in the Pacific, showing off her bouncing buoys, ravishing rear port, and even some ultra-tasty Taco Bell!

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Stars React to Tom Cruise Being Fired by Paramount

After Tom Cruise is humiliated by a studio chief, other actors weigh in Paramount’s decision to drop the actor as the Mission: Impossible star tries to bounce back.

· “Look at people like Colin Farrell. He acts much more strangely and nobody’s dumping him.”
–Aisha Tyler

· “It’s so ridiculous. Why would you fire Tom Cruise?”
– Debi Mazar

· “It’s only fair that this should happen to movie stars that pull down $80 million a movie.”
– John Lithgow

· “I like that Sumner Redstone just went at him balls-out. That crazy old nutbag will say anything.”
– Kathy Griffin

· “Tom is a megastar…He just had a baby, and that is what he should be focused on.”
– Leah Remini

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