Last night Lady Gaga attended the 13th Annual Ace Awards dressed as a diseased penis. This isn’t that surprising, because the woman (?) is a complete freakshow, but at least she knows it. You kind of have to respect a person that is batshit insane and embraces the fact that in some cases medication is pointless.

I have to admit it, sometimes Lady Gaga is hot. Most of the time, however, she looks like a cross between Marilyn Manson and one of Tim Burton’s discarded creations. If I saw her approaching me in a dark alleyway, I’m not sure if I’d laugh, run or piss myself. It would completely depend on my level of drunkenness at the time.
Check out this video of Lady Gaga before she was a nutbar. She was known as Stefani Germanotta at the time of the recording, and she wasn’t famous yet. Stefani was “girl next door” cute, with a hint of sassy and a splash of sex appeal. Now she’s “woman in an asylum” horrifying, with a spoonful of testosterone and a heaping portion of wtf.
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source: Lady GaGa has a scrotum on her head [The Superficial]
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“Shrek the Musical” will soon hit Broadway and here’s Brian d’Arcy James in full costume.
“Shrek the Musical,” the Broadway-bound adaptation of the popular DreamWorks Animation SKG feature, has Shrek, its spirited princess, villain, opening date and New York theater.
The show will open Dec. 14 at the Broadway Theatre, with preview performances beginning Nov. 8, Bill Damaschke, president of DreamWorks Theatricals, announced Monday. An out-of-town tryout will be held at Seattle’s Fifth Avenue Theatre, Aug. 14-Sept. 21.
James will play Shrek and Princess Fiona will be Sutton Foster, currently starring as Inga in “Young Frankenstein.” Foster has appeared in such Broadway musicals as “Thoroughly Modern Millie,” “Little Women” and “The Drowsy Chaperone.”
Christopher Sieber, a member of the original cast of “Monty Python’s Spamalot,” will play the evil Lord Farquaad while Kecia Lewis-Evans will be the Dragon.
“Shrek,” which will be directed by Jason Moore, has book and lyrics by David Lindsay-Abaire and music by Jeanine Tesori. It is based on the book by William Steig as well as the movie, which, so far, has two sequels.
Excited? Here’s your chance to see Shrek on stage and sample some of the music that will be featured — just click the image below:
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