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Jennifer Aniston Says Brad Pitt is Terrible in Bed

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Ohh, now that is a bit of low blow on Jennifer’s part. John Mayer is her current love interest and bedmate. She is reportedly fawning all over him and thinks he is God’ gift. He even met Aniston’s BFF Courtney Cox. According to sources she is falling hard and serious for him. Jennifer Aniston has now taken to hitting below the belt.

quote4_thumbnail5.jpg“Jennifer is calling John the best ever lover. In fact, she can’t stop raving about his skills between the sheets - insisting the sex with him is way better than it was with Brad during their four-and-a-half-year marriage.”

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Bitch please. I can’t help but think she still has a chip on her shoulder about Brad ditching her for Angelina Jolie. It was sad. Get over it. The source also states that she still isn’t over Pitt.

“It is no secret that every guy Jennifer has dated after her bust-up with Brad was merely a bit-player in her recovery process. Only now, in John’s arms, does she look even close to finally putting Pitt in the past tense.”

Knowing that Mayer is a total asshat, this relationship will be in the past tense as soon as John realizes that he is too pretty, she is too needy or she calls cheese toasties toasted cheese or something stupid. I really don’t know what she has to complain about. I doubt she has ever had to think about handbags or shoes to enjoy sex.

Source: Jennifer Aniston Sex With John Mayer Better [Entertainmentwise]

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Arizona State Cheerleader Porn Photo

Arizona State Cheerleader Porn Photo

It a not-so scandalicious ASU cheerleader naughty photo op, the head honchos at the college cut the entire cheer squad. Questions as to why there was a huge over reaction to the photos of the team in their bra and underwear immediately surfaced.

Arizona State Cheerleader Porn Photo

It seems one of the cheerleaders has a seedy porno past. Now were are scandalized. Courtney Cox, no not the chick from Friends, has over 250 films under her belt.

quote4_thumbnail1.jpg“ASU had to kick cheerleader Courtney (Cox) Simpson off the cheer team in 2005 for appearing in an adult film while wearing her cheerleading uniform. ASU sued to have the initials on the uniform blurred in the porn video.”

“Simpson retired from porn in 2006 after appearing in over 250 films to go back to college and get her degree. She selected her stage name based on her first name (Courtney) and (Simpson) based on her affection for pop singer Jessica Simpson. She won numerous awards for her acting performances on film.”

Great gobs of KY. 250 films in two years!?!! I bet it is like throwing a polish sausage down a hallway.

Source: Courtney Simpson is Dirtiest ASU Cheerleader [Bumpshack]

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Malibu Fire Causing Celebrity Evacuations

Malibu Fire Causing Celebrity Evacuations - PIC

Malibu and the celebrities inside are being threatened by a dangerous brushfire burning near Puerco Canyon. Residents are being advised to evacuate. The strong Santa Ana winds are helping to spread the flames, with more than a 1,000 acres burned.

A landmark hillside home known as the “Malibu Castle,” owned by socialite philanthropist Lilly Lawrence, has already burned to the ground. Some celebs in the area have been evacuated, including Olivia Newton-John, director James Cameron, and country star Tanya Tucker. The summer party house owned by LG has also burned.

Other celebs who live the area include Jennifer Aniston, Sting, Bill Murray, Nick Nolte, Robin Wright Penn, Mel Brooks, Howie Mandel, Tatum O’Neal, Rob Reiner, Goldie Hawn, Linda Ronstadt, Jeff Bridges, David Arquette and Courteney Cox, David Geffen, Jeffrey Katzenberg,Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson. No word on whether they have been affected by the fire.

Source: “Malibu Fire Rages On — Celebs Being Evacuated?” [TMZ]

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Courteney Cox and David Arquette Voted Most Likely To Succeed

Courteney Cox and David Arquette Voted Most Likely To Succeed - PIC

Parade.com has named Courteney Cox and David Arquette the most likely celebrity couple to succeed. Fifty-nine percent of readers feel confident that the couple’s marriage will make it through the long haul. The two have been married for eight years and are parents to three-year-old Coco.

But, the couple has had to work at it. Courteney has admitted that they sought the services of a relationship counselor to get their marriage back on track, during a rough time.

Courteney and David recently sold their Malibu home and threw a little goodbye bash with guests like Jennifer Aniston, George Clooney, and Sacha Baron Cohen. The house was reportedly purchased by Frank and Jamie McCourt, owners of the L.A. Dodgers.

I think I agree with the readers - Courteney and David have what it takes to make a Hollywood marriage last. Good for them.

Source: A Socialite’s Life; Photo: AOL

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Links To Hollywood - #50

Nicky Hilton is 'Absurd' - PIC

Nicky Hilton is… Well, Absurd - A Socialites Life

Courteney Cox Joins Team See-Through - City Rag

Sienna Miller Has Nipple Power - Fatback and Collards

Chris Sligh Trades a Singing Career to Become a Blogger - Bumpshack

Celebrities Talk About Weight - Popbytes

Jennifer Aniston is Really Thirsty - Dlisted

Paris Hilton Has Four More Days - Caged Meat - Celebrity Smack

Meet Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Maria Sharapova - The Upskirt Expert - Ninja Dude

Katharine McPhee Pimps the new BlackBerry Curve - The Bastardly

Has Adriana Lima Gained Weight? - The Skinny Website

Eva Longoria Prepares for Her Wedding - Popsugar

Pirates Fourth Installment is on it’s Way - Monica Monroe

Xena Mud Wrestling, Cool - Drunken Stepfather

Amy Winehouse & Blake Fielder-Civil Are ‘Self-Destructive Souls’ - Pop On the Pop

 

Links To Hollywood - #44

Sanjaya’s Moms Had An Herbal Refreshment Stand - A Socialites Life

Celebrity Baby Pictures - City Rag

What does Michael Jordan do in Cabo? - Bumpshack

Britney Spears to Pen a Tell All? - Celebrity Smack

NBC’s Passions might live on with Direct-TV - Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Meet the New Pussycat Doll - Popbytes

New Poster for Jennifer Lopez’s ‘El Cantante‘ is Totally ‘Velvet Painting‘ - Dlisted

Someone Stole Hayden Panettiere’s Boobs - Ninja Dude

Jay Leno is a Horny Bastard: Courtney Cox Edition - The Bastardly

Joe Simpson Wants to be Britney Spears‘ Manager - Fatback and Collards

Beyonce’s Samsung Commercial Video - Pop On The Pop

Jessica Alba Shoots for REVLON - Egotastic

Fergie Out & About - Working the Streets - Popsugar

DJ AM and Jessica Stam’s Public Display of Affection - Just Jared

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Courteney Cox and David Arquette Deny Split Rumors

Courteney Cox and David Arquette tell Us magazine that their marriage is doing just fine.

Courteney Cox, 42, and David Arquette, 35, are slamming recent reports in Star and Life & Style magazines claiming that their 7-year marriage is on the rocks, and that Cox has been cozy with Dirt costar Josh Stewart.

A rep for the couple tells Us: “There is not a shred of truth to the rumors about the state of their marriage. They are happily married and like most married couples, they have some separate friendships and interests.”

In January, Arquette appeared as a guest on Howard Stern’s Sirius Satellite radio show and dished about the state of his marriage and sex life. “Yeah, we go to therapy once in a while,” Arquette admitted to Stern. “Just stress from work. But I’m happy, don’t get me wrong, I love her.”

Well, I guess that settles it. I mean, you can’t get more reliable than Stern and Us.

They’re a nice looking couple, though. Especially if you don’t count him.

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Just kiddin’ David. Still, she’s pretty hot for an old lady. Forty-frickin-two?! That’s ancient.

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Celebrities with a Good Cause

Courteney Cox and David Arquette pictured with U.N. adviser Dr. Jeffrey Sachs at his Millennium Promise (www.milleniumpromise.org) bash in Beverly Hills on Saturday.

The nonprofit, which is also supported by such activist-luminaries as Angelina Jolie and Bono, has a mission to end world poverty by 2025.

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picture source: people

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Vince & Jen engaged??

US Weekly has confirmed it. Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston are indeedy engaged. Okay, I have no idea if this is actually the real deal or not. I have heard so many different things. That the whole relationship was a “ploy” to make Jen not look so bad to the press throughout the whole Brangelina thing. That they have broken up and that Jen had a fabu “girl’s night” with Courtney Cox Arquette and Sheryl Crow to sow her oats. So, I dunno. You decide.

Us Weekly has confirmed that Vince Vaughn, 36, has popped the question to his girlfriend of one year, Jennifer Aniston, 37. “They’re engaged!” a friend of the couple’s tells Us, adding, “Vince almost cries whenever he tells the story of the proposal.”

On June 27, as the couple returned home on a private Gulfstream jet to L.A. after a romantic, nine-day vacation at Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis’ $25 million coastal retreat near Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, the actor nervously got down on bended knee. At that moment, he asked for Aniston’s hand in marriage – with, say sources, a substantial diamond ring.

“He was going to propose on the beach during the trip, but he chickened out because he wasn’t sure if she would accept,” says the source. “But he knew he was leaving town [to film Into the Wild in South Dakota] for awhile, so he just felt he had to ask her before they landed.”

Source: US Weekly

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Courtney Cox Nipple Slip Photos

Egotastic’s Phil has uncovered a major scoop: Courtney Cox has nipples!

He apparently enlisted her child as an accomplice. Thumbnailed below is the photo montage.

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Notice how the child grabs the bikini strap, then yanks down to reveal the nipple and surrounding breast tissue. In the subsequent photo, the bikini is back in place, covering said nipples and breasts as is customary in public places.

(If you’re only interested in Courtney’s nipples and not the art of the exposure, just click the second photo.)

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