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Who the funk steals someone’s ashes? (Other than really stupid necrophiliacs.)

The ashes of Kurt Cobain have come up missing. Courtney Love was in charge of Cobain’s remains. That was probably the first issue of bad judgment. She used to tote them around inside a pink teddy bear bag with a lock of his hair like some sort of portable crazy shrine to her former hubby. Now, she is shocked that his remains are missing.
“I can’t believe anyone would take Kurt’s ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I’m suicidal. If I don’t get them back I don’t know what I’ll do. I used to take them everywhere with me just so I could feel Kurt was still with me. Now it feels like I have lost him all over again.”
Crazy bitch probably snorted them after accidentally leaving them in her pantry next to a jar of peanut butter.
What Others Said:
- The Superficial- “Okay, I don’t know what’s worse: That someone actually stole Kurt Cobain’s ashes or that they were stored in a pink teddy bear bag. Wasn’t a hollowed out Rainbow Brite laying around?”
- Bitten and Bound- “Sounds like Love needs some security around the homestead, or needs to replace her current keepers.”
Source: Cobain Ashes Stolen [MTV UK]
“I’m not a woman. I’m a force of nature.”
– Courtney Love
Um… yeah!
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Amy Winehouse’s husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, was arrested last night over a $400,000 trial-fixing plot. Trial-fixing plot?
Daily Mail reports,
A distraught Amy Winehouse wept hysterically and screamed ‘Baby, I love you’ as husband Blake Fielder-Civil was arrested and led away by police officers over an alleged $400,000 trial-fixing plot.
Amid dramatic scenes Fielder-Civil, 25, was seized by eight plain clothes officers at the flat in Bow. As he was led away, the 24-year-old singer kissed and hugged him, sobbing: “Baby, I love you. Baby, I’ll be fine.”
He was handcuffed by police and led away from an east London flat last night as Winehouse looked on and begged: “I want to go with him.”
[Police Break through Amy Winehouse's red front door]
He was arrested on suspicion of perverting the course of justice in connection with a trial due to start next week.
If convicted, the maximum sentence for the offense is life. Three other men were also arrested in connection with the plot at addresses in east London.
All four were expected to be interviewed by detectives today.
They were arrested only hours after officers had battered down the front door of the singer and her husband’s Camden home.
Police had been tipped off about an alleged plot to stop a trial involving assault charges.
They are probing allegations that $400,000 would have been paid to a key witness to stay away from the case and refuse to give evidence.
Wow! A life sentence… well that sucks! At least it wasn’t drug related charges, since that’s what we all thought it was.
What others said:
- Dlisted says, “Amy is said to be “distraught.” DUH! If Blake goes to jail for life, Amy will explode and heroin pieces will fly everywhere. Quick! Courtney Love, get your ass to Camden. The heroin pinata is about to explode.
source: ‘Baby I love you’, screams distraught Amy Winehouse as husband arrested over $400,000 trial plot
[daily mail]
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Elvis Presley has been dead for thirty years. But he’s still making more money than anyone likely reading this.

Just because you are dead, it does not mean you can’t stage a comeback. Web site Forbes.com (www.forbes.com) said on Tuesday that Elvis Presley regained the top spot on its list of the highest-earning dead celebrities, ousting Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain who had beaten him last year.
Elvis shimmied his way back atop the seventh annual list of 13 top-earning legends that he had ruled since its inception, with estimated earnings of about $49 million in the year ending this month. The rise from $42 million last year comes after CKX Entertainment, which bought part of his estate from daughter Lisa Marie Presley, embarked on a mission to renew interest in the late singer and actor.
Forbes.com said in a statement that the top 13 — who generated massive amounts of merchandising revenue — grossed a combined $232 million in the year.
In second place came Beatle John Lennon, who was murdered in New York in 1980 at the age of 40. He earned $44 million while the creator of Peanuts comic strip, Charles M. Schulz, took the third slot with earnings of $35 million.
Cobain was one of four who fell off this year’s ranking. He debuted on the list in first place last year after his widow, Courtney Love, sold part of his song catalog for a reported $50 million.
Rounding out the top five on this year’s list were George Harrison from the Beatles, who died in 2001, with $22 million, and German-born physicist Albert Einstein with $18 million. Einstein has become a key trademark in child education due to the Disney-owned Baby Einstein brand of videos and toys.
Many members of these lists are one-year wonders, who get on there because a movie came out, their estate was sold, or something similar. Presley and Lennon, though, are mainstays who continue to sell massive numbers of records decades after their passing.
Source: Elvis regains crown as top-earning dead celebrity (Reuters)
In her incoherent writing style, she writes via her blog:
“I know everything the DCS in LA is a horror show they are angry … they hated me for my status welath etc - and they took it our on the kid once your in that system it s fucke duyiup sio B get OUT!!!!! … before you judge walka mile in her shoes.”
Yeah, no one is quite sure what Courtney said, but from a woman who admittedly took heroin during her pregnancy and still got her kid back, anything is possible!
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Pete Doherty was reportedly inspired by Courtney Love and sent Kate Moss a dead mouse.
A source said,
“Some people might find it disgusting but it’s still art, if in its extreme sense. Nobody balks when Damien Hirst puts a shark in formaldehyde and this is very similar.”
“It’s become the latest outlandish fashion statement in Manhattan but Pete is trying to emphasize how he feels without Kate - defeated, crushed and broken, like the dead animal.”
Courtney Love gave Marc Jacobs’ boyfriend the same gift and for reasons beyond me, he wore it on his lapel like a flower. Art? No, just plain sick!
What other’s said:
- Gawker says, “We are trying this excuse the next chance we get.”
- Dlisted says, “First of all, this is not a fashion statement in Manhattan. Second of all, isn’t it illegal to send dead shit in the mail?”
source: Doherty gives Moss dead mouse as gift [rte entertainment]
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