Back when Miley Cyrus left Twitter over a month ago a crazy fan claimed that if the Disney star wouldn’t return to the website she would kill and then eat her own cat. Well she is now claiming that she has done just that.
The fan gave Miley up until November 16th to return to Twitter, she then pushed the date up a week. Now according to her website , Fuzzy (the cats name) is dead and was consumed yesterday … which just happened to be Miley’s 17th birthday.
The crazy fan has a whole long story up on the website, which goes into detail about how the process is not illegal and when she visited a veterinarian who specialized in animal castration and euthanasia. Apparently the vet didn’t want to put Fuzzy to sleep but when she visited him again yesterday the vet gave in because of her right as a pet owner,
She then took Fuzzy home and took photographs of the supposed dead body, which you can see in the thumbnails below, before she started to prepare the meal. She used a recipe called “Fried Cat Strips” which took an hour and a half to cook, then it took her half an hour to eat.
She ends her story sating “On this opportunity I would like to wish Miley a happy birthday. May her birthday wishes come true, even if mine did not!”
This is crazy bitch is absolutely disgusting, if you want to see images of Fuzzy supposedly dead (to be honest the cat could just be sleeping) then you can take the jump below. I think it is inappropriate to post them without giving people the choice to see them.
I guess we will never know if she did really kill and eat Fuzzy, we will just have to take her word for it. There has been no word from the Miley Cyrus camp.
Images of the dead cat after the jump!
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In her song Circus, according to Britney Spears there is only two types of people in the world. Well there is apparently nine types of Britney fans who attend her concerts…
THE YOUNG SKANKS
Armed with a skirt line threatening to expose their lady regions with every half-step of her six-inch stilettos, The Young Skank is a many-numbered, many-splendored thing at the Britney concert. They’re here for the (underage) drinking, the straight dudes (approximately seven per show), and the excuse to wear a slutty top to show off their new rack.
Inside the show, the pose is generally uniform: cup of frothy beer thrusted into the air on high in the right hand, digital camera dangling from wriststrap on right hand, ass grinding hard against whatever skank/old man/chair seems closest. By the time “Get Naked†comes on, remember to shield your eyes—thongs leave devastating bruises when slingshot from across the arena.
THE OLD SKANKS
Bless their hearts. Forty is the new twenty, right ladies? This grown-up version of The Young Skank actually doesn’t know Britney’s lyrics by heart. Also, they don’t know the dances. They’re just here to prove, to themselves, that they’ve still got It. Wobbling around on imitation Christian Lacroixs stilettos rivaling even the bravest of their youthful counterparts, you’ll find The Old skanks wrapped around their toothless biker hubbies in the arena, giggling and making out as the show goes on. Leopard print is common, though a nice trim of zebra and pleather may waddle past your sight line during “Radar.” And if you really want to have some fun, watch their expressions whenever a twenty-one-year old breeze rolls by. Or appears shirtless on stage.
STATE SCHOOL GIRLS
You’ve seen them flocking into the show in droves: North Face sweaters (really?), Ugg boots (really?), and their hair slicked back in a ponytail that shines (REALLY?!). They don’t give a shit if this is a tour is for her latest album; they’re here for the nostalgia factor.
Good luck enjoying the concert if you’re standing next to this giggly gaggle. If they’re not busy readjusting their leggings and gabbing about Twitter mid-concert, they’re elbowing you to take their picture with all five of their cameras slung around your arm. Oh, and as for the music? You try enjoying Britney’s pre-recorded vocals with “SING …BABY ONE MORE TIME!†ringing in your ears for 90 minutes.
THE FRIGHTENINGLY DEVOTED GAYS & GIRLS
I’m talking to you. Now, we’ve been there every step of the way, from “Baby One More Time” to the 2007 Video Music Awards. We’re here for BRITNEY. And no, it hasn’t always been so easy.
Two years ago she was shaving her head, speaking in tongues, and getting strapped on to a gurney for a brief “relaxation” stint. And if there’s one thing we gays love more than rooting for a pop tart down on her luck, it’s her divine and miraculous return to grace. So look for us—we’ll be peppering the audience in our homemade, hot-pink glitter tees. And if you can’t see us, just stick out an ear and listen for the violent, shrill screams of “I LOVE YOU!†tucked in between the heaving sobs. We’re also the A-holes who paid top dollar for VIP passes, which we’ll be wearing around our necks for 72 more hours.
THE YOUNG GAYS
Oh, the nu-gays. At first, they’re easily confused with the devotees. But do not be fooled—they’re hardly fans. These are the followers trailing behind much of today’s overexposed pop culture—the same boys who believe Katy Perry is interesting (and bisexual), that Lady Gaga is the new Madonna, and that the music made before they were born (also known as The Pre-Auto-Tune Era) is like, totally boring. And since Britney remains just as much a radio fixture as she did with her debut, they’re here because society dictates that they should be—and hey, maybe they’ll score with that cute boy three rows down after the show. The one with the tongue ring.
PERVY, OLDER GAYS
They don’t know the words, they don’t know the dances, and perhaps if they weren’t surrounded by a dozen or so young gay men, they’d be giving you a piece of their mind about the state of the music industry today. Instead, they’ll settle by gently swaying along to the music in a X-Small tee and some tight leather arm bands, mostly devoted to providing long, awkward side-glances in your general direction. They, like the old skanks, are also here to prove that they’ve still ‘got it’—but mostly, they’re here for you, which is why they arrived alone. Have fun with that.
MEN WHO DRESS UP AS BRITNEY
Since the Post-Breakdown Era, the lady garment-wearin’ population has exploded throughout Britneydom like a Spederline spawn through a birthing canal. Now an irreversible, full-fledged gay icon, Britney and her many signature looks (the “Slave†outfit, the “Oops†PVC one-piece, and of course the “Baby†Catholic schoolgirl) have given cross-dressing pop fans a reason to hang up the ’84 VMA wedding dress and try something new for a change. Double-takes and quick camera phone snaps are more than welcome. In fact, if you don’t notice their red pleather one-piece, they’ll cut a bitch.
THE STRAIGHT GUYS
While few in number, representatives of the breeding male population do indeed make cameos at Britney concerts. Almost all of them are dutifully playing the role of the unwilling-but-submissive boyfriend (often to the Young Skank), dragged in as retribution for forgetting a birthday or just some good ol’ “bonding time.†Whether they’re scoping out the crowd for an opportune nip-slip or listening for another yelp of “My pussy’s hanging out!†from the stage, these boys are here for the T&A. With one arm secured behind their lady, The Straight Guys aren’t just marking their territory. In the presence of seven-foot trannies and fire-engine red flamers, they’re struggling to hold on to their machismo. In some cases, exercises in identity validation may prove vital, so remember: If you’re a lady attending the Britney show and you feel a slight tap on the ass, don’t worry—it’s not rude…it’s just necessary at some point.
OBLIVIOUS MOMS
This one never ceases to amaze me, and yet, they’ve shown up at every concert. They’re here for the 1998 Britney. Ever since Bethany and Madison were born, Mommy’s been too busy taking them out on play dates, enrolling them in private school, and preparing their lunches to notice that Britney’s turned into a major, major slut.
If it’s not the dirty pole routines and barely-there outfits, it’s the general buffoonery of the crowd that’ll have the moms storming out and demanding a refund about five songs into the show. (This is different from The Old Skank, who may be a mother, but is having a lovely time.) It’s quite likely The Oblivious Mom will even work up the anger to write a rant for the local paper, disgusted by what they thought would be just a wholesome night out with the kids. After all, Jessica Simpson would never be this distasteful.
This list is so true, when I was dragged to Britney Spears‘ Circus tour (translation – when I happily went but don’t want people to know that) I seen every single one of these groups.
source: The 9 Types of Britney Spears Concert Fans [Queerty]
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Madonna fans are not happy with Guy Ritchie, according to The Mirror , a crazy fan got his way onto the set of Ritchie’s new movie and threatened to kill him.
Apparently the teenager, who was dressed in all black got on the set with a 12-inch knife screaming “where’s Guy? I’m going to kill him!†When the security guards came and wrestled him on the ground he continued screaming “I’m Madonna’s biggest fan! I’m gonna kill Guy.â€
A source said that “It was terrifying. At first it seemed like a sick joke but it was soon obvious the knifeman was not messing around. Luckily there were four security guards and two policemen who were able to overpower him. Guy was understandably upset, but carried on as if nothing had happened.â€
Last week another Madonna crazy got drunk in a pub, resulting in the staff calling police for the drunk man who spilled drinks on people, put a dent in a car and claimed he had connections with the CIA.
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Zac Efron, the star of the High School Musical films, is recovering today from an unprovoked attack that took place as he left a West End theatre with girlfriend and fellow film star Vanessa Hudgens.
Efron was leaving the Apollo in Shaftesbury Avenue when a middle-aged man – thought to be a deranged fan – began shouting and pointing at him.
The bespectacled attacker, who was carrying a laptop computer under one arm, was then said to have lunged forward and tried to grab his hair.
An onlooker said:
‘Some guy was just stood near the door where Zac and Vanessa emerged.
‘He just reached over and grabbed the side of Zac’s head. There was no provocation. It all turned into a bit of a mess.
‘He was shouting all kinds of things at Zac. Their security team eventually dealt with it. They had to bundle Zac into a car, but at one point it looked as though the man was going to be pushed into it with him.’
source: Zac Efron Attacked by Crazed Fan [daily mail]
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