This week’s top celebrity quotes include lines from George Clooney, Courteney Cox-Arquette, Scott Stapp, and more.
Since I’ve been watching “Mad Men”, I’ve got to say that my favorite quote was from January Jones. Take that, Ashton!
“I’m like one of the original cougars.”
– “Cougar Town” star Courteney Cox-Arquette, citing her 10-year marriage to David Arquette, who is 7 years her junior, to “USA Today”
“He was like, ‘I don’t think you’re going to be good at this.’ So – f— you!”
– Mad Men’s January Jones, throwing her acting success in the face of her former flame Ashton Kutcher to “GQ”
“I’m going to adopt some of Brad Pitt’s kids. I owe him a few.”
– George Clooney, successfully dodging the kids question, at a London press conference for his new flick “Fantastic Mr. Fox”
“No more emo quotes and fake news with Demi. Yah, I’m done with all that.”
– Miley Cyrus, explaining why she quit Twitter in a rap video posted on Youtube
“She thinks that I’m mean. She wouldn’t last five minutes with Maks [Chmerkovskiy].”
- Mark Ballas, on coaching his DWTS partner Melissa Joan Hart, to “People”
“I love Monopoly, Parcheesi, Chinese checkers and anything that keeps me occupied from getting married again.”
– Whoopi Goldberg, on maintaining her singles status, to “People”
“Certainly amazingly talented, great guy. Needs a haircut though.”
– Brad Paisley, teasing Keith Urban following their duet, on Twitter
“It was like my inner gangster came out. I was like, yeah baby, that’s what I’m talking about, that’s my boy!”
– Taye Diggs, on witnessing the birth of his first son, on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show”
“I can be naked with the lights on.”
– Emmy Rossum, illustrating how comfortable she is with her body, to “People”
“I’m just glad I don’t have a misshaped head. It could have looked like a watermelon!”
– Creed’s lead singer Scott Stapp, on his new buzzed do, to “People”
What would you add?
source: 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week – [people]
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Deborah Harry’s Plastic Surgery Rocks! – City Rag
AnnaLynne McCord In GQ – Bricks & Stones
Lily Allen’s “Too Busy” To Bring Her Chat Show Back – Holy Moly
Is Brandon ‘Greasy Bear’ Davis Broke? – F-Listed
Creed Sucks, Should Be Comedians – Celebrity Smack
Is Jennifer Lopez Running Back To Diddy? – Popbytes
Cooking With Balls! – College Candy
Kate Hudson’s Bikini Butt Wars – Celeb News Wire
Fergie & Josh Duhamel Share Their Wedding Invitations – Pink Is The New Blog
Britney Spears Got A New Crib – Fatback Media
Lily Allen’s Latest Upskirt – Ninja Dude
Patrick Swayze’s Pneumonia Almost In The Clear – Popeater
Courtenay Semel Is Hardcore – Celeb Warship
Paris Hilton Scored An Athlete – Celebslam
Jesus! Is That Really Boy George?!?? – DListed
Jenny McCarthy: Free Bottle Of Shampoo! – Just Jared
The Top 50 Craziest Paintings Of Animals – Best Week Ever
What’s Kim Kardashian Doing With Brandon Davis? – The Bastardly
Lady Gaga Forgot Her Pants – Drunken Stepfather
Mariska Hargitay Update: Richard Belzer Says She’s Okay – Defamer
Paula Abdul Will Probably Never Quit American Idol – Derek Hail
Paris Hilton Got Kicked Out Of A Party – Celebitchy
Beyonce Abandons Her Dog – Hollyscoop
Will American Idol’s Bikini Chick Make A Sex Tape? – Hollywood Tuna
Hayden Panettiere Gets Booted From A Club – Gabby Babble
Kendra Wilkinson Shares TMI About Hugh Hefner – Candy Kirby
Anne Hathaway Has A New Boyfriend – Yeeeah!
Kim Kardashian Gives Photographers The Middle Finger – Anything Hollywood
Whitney Port In An Itty Bitty Bikini – Egotastic
Jake Gyllenhaal Needs To Lose The Sleeves – Socialite’s Life
Fergie & Josh Duhamel’s Wedding Photos – Allie Is Wired
Popularity: unranked [?]