After watching Kate Gosselin’s performance on “Dancing With The Stars”, I had to agree, it was painful to watch. She didn’t look like she was dancing at all, she just looked like she was on a zombie walk. Apparently, Jimmy Fallon agrees.
I don’t usually watch his show, but this clip is just freakin’ hilarious. He prefaces his interpretive dance by saying that he was attacked by the paparazzi this morning. He then proceeds to put on the red suit jacket and funky hair ala Kate Gosselin’s movie star wanna be self and STRUTS.
Check it out:
After seeing her dance and with her lowwww scoring of only 15, how is she managing to keep a spot on the show at all? Does she have her eight kids speed dialing the show, voting for her twenty times each?
I mean, Buzz Aldrin wasn’t the greatest dancer, but at least he has class. And this video is all kinds of win.
Kate Gosselin is so standoffish on Dancing With the Stars, she has show staffers contact her through her bodyguard, reports the new issue of Us Weekly, on stands today.
“When the show needs to contact Kate, they go through Steve,” a production source said, adding that having personal security is not the norm for any of the other star competitors. “She acts like a major celebrity. It’s a joke with the cast, like, ‘Oh, look out — the bodyguard is watching!’”
And it’s not just any bodyguard.
Gosselin, 35, travels between her $1.1 million home in Pennsylvania and DWTS’ Los Angeles set with Steve Neild — with whom she’s been accused of having an affair by her estranged husband Jon. (Both Kate and the married Neild have denied infidelity.)
In fact, an insider tells Us that Gosselin and Neild even stay in adjoining hotel rooms in L.A.
Gosselin — who was criticized as looking like a “super bitch from hell” during last Monday’s dance — hasn’t bothered getting to know any of the other contestants either.
“When she is getting her hair done, she is on her BlackBerry the whole time… [she] is not making herself likable,” another insider says, adding that the type-A mom of twins Mady and Cara, 9, and sextuplets Aaden, Alexis, Collin, Hannah, Joel and Leah, has not been invited out to any of the cast’s Monday postshow afterparties.
“If she tagged along, they wouldn’t ask her to leave, but they wouldn’t be overjoyed either. She’s not much fun,” a production source says.
Still, pro dancer Derek Hough defends Gosselin.
“If anyone is allowed to be stressed, it’s Kate. She is so out of her element. She can act any way she wants, in my book.”
We just want to see her trip and fall on stage… then run off crying. Am I right?
source: Kate Gosselin Acts Like “Major Celebrity” on DWTS; Demands Bodyguard [us weekly]
After weeks of feverish speculation, it’s been confirmed that Pamela Anderson will bring her hot, sloppy mess to Dancing With the Stars, competing on the show’s upcoming 10th season.
Pro dance partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy confirms to In Touch Weekly,
“They did an amazing job keeping everything a secret this time, but we know that Pam is on.”
And why shouldn’t she be? After all, we’ve all seen her hot moves and fierce fashion sense. Fred Astaire is fist-pumping in his grave right now.
I can’t stop laughing!
source: Pam Anderson to Compete on ‘Dancing With the Stars’, DVRs Put On High Flash Alert [celebuzz]
I was looking around for interesting images the other day, and happened upon one of my favorite pictures of Anne Hathaway (which is on this list). The most noticeable feature of the picture is the incredible side boobage that seems to leap from the image and scream “gaze upon me in all of my glory, for I am side boob.”
What is it about the side boob that is so appealing? Is it the hint of what lies just out of reach? I tend to appreciate a good side boob more than a great under boob image, although some men (and women) may disagree.
Even Peter Griffin of Family Guy appreciates a flash of side boob:
Regardless of your boob preferences, most mammary aficionados like myself will have to agree that boobs are mounds of beautiful goodness no matter what side or angle they are viewed from!
So without further ado, I present to you my choices for the top ten celebrity side boob images of all time.
#10 Elisha Cuthbert
Elisha Cuthbert played the hot porn star with a heart of gold in The Girl Next Door and also played as Jack Bauer’s daughter Kim in the awesome series 24.
#9 Jennifer Connelly
Jennifer Connelly starred opposite Leonardo DiCaprio in Blood Diamond and Russell Crowe in A Beautiful Mind. She is without a doubt one of the most beautiful women on the planet. Well, I don’t doubt it, at least.
#8 Emma Watson
Emma Watson is best known for playing Hermoine in the Harry Potter series. Who would have thought she’d grow up to be so gorgeous?
#7 Brooke Burke
Brooke Burke was the host of Wild On! and Rock Star, and won season 7 of Dancing with the Stars. She’s also ridiculously hot.
#6 Joanna Krupa
Joanna Krupa is a model who also loves animals and blah blah blah, PETA ads, look, boobies!
#5 Anne Hathaway
Anne Hathaway began her career in the 1999 TV show Get Smart before appearing in the Disney films The Princess Diaries (1 and 2) and Ella Enchanted. She then decided to let it all hang out in Havoc before starring in The Devil Wears Prada opposite Meryl Streep (who will not be appearing on this list).
#4 Eva Mendes
Eva Mendes first hit my radar when she starred in Training Day with Denzel Washington, and since then I will pretty much watch any piece of crap (ahem… Ghost Rider) that has her in the credits.
#3 Christina Aguilera
Beautiful songstress Christina Aguilera has gone through a dozen different looks, from pinup model to sexy bad girl to transvestite, but the picture above is the look I like best on her. By that I mean naked.
#2 Angelina Jolie
I struggled long and hard (heh) before deciding to make this picture of Angelina Jolie number two. I like her so much more as a person than I do the person I picked for the first place spot, but this isn’t my “top ten nice celebrities that do cool shit for poor people and adopt enough children to start their own country”. It’s all about the side boob.
#1 Katherine Heigl
My number one choice for this post is this picture of Katherine Heigl. I think the only thing I’ve ever seen her in was Knocked Up, where I thought she must be the sweetest woman ever. Judging by reports from costars and anyone else that has had the misfortune to spend more than five minutes working on a film or Grey’s Anatomy with her, however, she can be a complete bitch.
Oh well, that is one fantastic side boob.
So there you have it, folks. My top ten greatest celebrity side boobs ever. Or as Kanye West would say “OF ALL TIME!”
Think you know of any that should have been included here? Let me know in the comments below!
Joanna Krupa has appeared in Playboy twice so far, one centerfold back in 2005 and another centerfold in the upcoming December issue.
Fox News asked her what her thoughts on posing naked are and she said she believes it represents women in a positive light, not a bad light like most people think.
She says… “There are several great reasons why female celebs line up to shoot Playboy: finally a woman gets paid more than a man for comparable work, she gets to set the rules, gets to be in a real team work with other women, as many key positions at Playboy are in fact held by women! She brings in her creative ideas, gets involved in the photo selection and ends up with something she co-created through and through, the word ‘Playboy’ alone doesn’t exactly give most women a warm, fuzzy feeling, yet many of the Playboy photos end up in the most praised photo and art magazines and in critically acclaimed photo exhibitions….â€
I couldn’t agree with Joanna Krupa anymore, but she now has given me a false image of a bunch of hot women sitting around the table discussing the photoshoots.
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source: Joanna Krupa: “Posing For Playboy Empowers Women” [Website]
We have the top ten quotes of the week, and one of them is a real doozy. Jimmy Kimmel really laid the smack down on Melissa Joan Hart after her ouster from “Dancing With The Stars”. I kinda felt bad for her, but that lasted about two seconds.
“I know a couple other guys were singing and they won’t say it, but I’m man enough to say that Fergie’s ‘Big Girls Don’t Cry,’ Crap! I would sing that in the gym.”
– Jay-Z, manning up to working out to the pop star
“Playing a creepy, unstable character was something I always wanted to do.”
– Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, on her soon-to-be axed Melrose Place character
“They have to make sure they’re able to re-sign Kate Hudson for next year.”
– David Letterman, joking about the NY Yankees’ most famous fan, on his late show
“Cute’s good. But cute only lasts for so long.”
– First Lady Michelle Obama, advising women to see past the looks in order to find a good man, to “Glamour”
“He has ‘mantrums.’”
– Hailey Glassman, referring to boyfriend Jon Gosselin and his angry outbursts, to “The Insider”
“‘You’re marrying your mother – but she is just thinner and prettier.’”
– The Jonas Brothers’ mom Denise Jonas, on how she teases her engaged son Kevin
“I thought the end of the world was going to come so I didn’t have to pay any of my bills.”
– “The View” co-host Sherri Shepherd, joking about her dodgy pre-stardom life, on “The Bonnie Hunt Show”
“BRAZIL!!!!! A–! A–! A–! Phat round beautiful ASSES!!!!! Everywhere! Its a ASS tsunami!!!!!!!! I think I like it here!!! Lol”
– Diddy, taking in the local sights during his South American trip, on Twitter
“I would love to have a massive party and meet all the sweaty, geeky, awesome fans who posted on the Internet and believed in the film. I just want to thank them.”
– Micah Sloat, breakout star of the independent-turned-box-office-hit “Paranormal Activity”
“At any point during [Dancing with the Stars], did you consider using witch craft to help you?”
– Jimmy Kimmel, to eliminated contestant and former “Sabrina, the Teenage Witch” star Melissa Joan Hart, on his late-night show
“Whoa, hold on. The joke is like 1996.”
– Melissa Joan Hart
“But you know what, so are you, to be honest.”
– Kimmel’s retort
That was so terrible! You could tell that he instantaneously felt like a schmuck for saying that to her.
You hear that, Maks? Karina Smirnoff would rather dance naked than wear fur!
In a new PETA campaign, “I’d Rather Dance Naked Than Wear Fur”, Karina takes it all off.
The “Dancing With The Stars” dancer, who recently broke things off with Maksim Chmerkovskiy has donned nothing but her dancing shoes for the new PETA ad campaign.
The photo was shot by celebrity photographer Robert Sebree.
In a new interview with PETA, she said, “I did wear fur, especially when I was growing up in the Ukraine. But there are ways of being warm and being fashionable without being cruel.
She joins a long list of celebrity endorsements for the animal rights group. Among those are Christina Applegate, Sophie Monk, Kimora Lee Simmons, and Nia Long.
I bet Maks is kicking himself right about now!
source: PHOTO: Karina Smirnoff Goes Naked in New PETA Ad – [us magazine]
The new cast for Dancing With The Stars Season 9 was announced on Good Morning America today, the cast will feature 16 celebrities including Donny Osmond, Melissa Joan Hart ,Aaron Carter and non other than Joanna Krupa.
Conrad Green, executive producer of the show, said “when we increase the cast we find it makes the competition more interesting, it was about trying to make it as big as possible and try to get that sense of fun and excitement and real character come through on the show.â€
The dancing partners haven’t been announced yet, that will happen on August 24, before the show premieres on September 21. They are really milking it aren’t they?
I don’t know half of the hasbeens, but here is the full line up:
Mya, singer Melissa Joan Hart, actress Michael Irvin, former Dallas Cowboy Ashley Hamilton, actor, comedian, singer-songwriter Aaron Carter, singer Kathy Ireland, former supermodel-turned-businesswoman Debi Mazar, actress Natalie Coughlin, U.S. Olympic swimmer Louie Vito, snowboarder Chuck Liddell, ultimate fighting champ Donny Osmond, singer Tom DeLay, former Republican congressman Macy Gray, singer Joanna Krupa, model and actress Mark Dacascos, Iron Chef personality Kelly Osbourne, reality star
Holly Madison is joining the cast of Dancing With the Stars, her Girls Next Door costar, Bridget Marquardt, let the news slip on live TV.
“I’m so excited for her,” Marquardt — who next stars in a Travel Channel show called Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches — told FOX’s Strategy Room Wednesday.
“She’s wanted to do it for so long. It just never worked with her schedule and Hef was always like ‘I don’t want you to do that,’ and now it’s her time, so I’m really happy for her.”
There is speculation Madison could be replacing Jewel, who has been struggling with knee problems, and blogged last week that tendinitis could force her to drop out.
“Unless there is a miracle healing, Holly is confirmed to be a part of the premiere,” a DWTS said.
