I’m pretty much down to anything, but one thing I will never do is get a tattoo and that is because they disgust me. Sure they can be cute or cool when you’re 18 but when you’re wrinkly at 70 with a rose on your ass it’s nasty.
Katie Price
Glamour model Katie Price had a crown with “Princess” for her daughter and “Pete” for now ex-hubby Peter Andre inked on her wrist. But she recently ducked into a tattoo parlor while shopping in Ibiza and had “Pete” visibly crossed out.
Amy Winehouse
Troubled singer Amy Whinehouse has several tattoos, including “Blake’s” over her heart for ex-hubby Blake Fielder and this pinup girl on her arm.
Mike Tyson
Boxer Mike Tyson told Jimmy Kimmel that his original idea was to put “a bunch of small hearts” on his face, until a friend suggested the tribal design.
Alyssa Milano
Former Who’s the Boss? star Alyssa Milano has a rosary on her back in addition to a cross and angel on her ankle with the initials of an “ex flame.”
Audrina Patridge
Reality star Audrina Patridge was recently spotted with new ink, including Asian ideograms on her arm and this tattoo on her neck.
Anthony Kiedis
Red Hot Chilli Peppers frontman Anthony Kiedis sports a portrait of Chief Joseph on his left arm.
Adriana Lima
The Brazilian Victoria Secret model has gotten a lot of heat on the internet for the design of her tattoo. Luckily she’s so hot though, that no one minds. We suspect that was the case with tattoo artist Greg.
Christina Aguilera
Grammy-Award winner Chrstina Aguilera has several tattoos, including a small flower on her left wrist, “Xtina” on the back of her neck, and this tattoo on the small of her back.
Dawyne Johnson
Actor Dwayne Johnson traveled to Hawaii to have this Samoan design inked on his shoulder. He says the tattoo “tells the story of what’s important in life -strength, protection and loyalty to family.”
David Beckham
David Beckham, who has several tattoos all over his body, says that he “expresses [his] feelings through tattoos.” They include the names of his sons on his back and this angel on his back.
There is 40 more bad tattoos at the source if you care to check them out, they kind of get repetitive though .. like I already said – tattoos disgust me.
Remember those Armani ads starring David Beckham and his universally large junk? All tube sock enhanced and Photoshopped! Argh.
Elena Di Cioccio of Italian TV show “Le lene” (“The Hyenas”) groped the soccer star yesterday, only to find that his junk is small.
She was curious because of the above ads for Armani along with wife Victoria’s claims that his “Goldenballs” were huge. She was quoted as saying that his junk was as big as a remote control.
Di Cioccio wanted to find out the truth for the public, and I applaud her effort. There’s such thing as truth in advertising, Armani.
“Off the pitch we have seen fascinating photographs of David Beckham in his underpants and seemingly very well endowed and even his wife says that he is well equipped and calls him Golden Balls”, she said.
“Well the image may have slipped slightly as he has been replaced in the Armani campaign by a younger footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo, but we wanted to find out if he was as well endowed as the pictures suggest or if they were touched up,” she said.
Here’s video of Di Cioccio talking about the junk-grabbing challenge: (Fyi, it’s in Italian)
After successfully doing what she set out to do, the reporter said, “I touched it but it’s small. David you have conned us all. What did you use cotton wool? It’s all a trick.”
source: David Beckham ‘victim of sex assault’ after testicle squeezing stunt – [metro]
Are you all ready for a bit of depression? Forbes have released their annual list of the Top-Earning Celebrity Couples and just like last year the top spot is owned by Beyonce and Jay-Z. But unlike last year the couple made $162 million, this year they earned $122 million. A sign of the recession?
01. Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles : $122 million
Between Jay-Z’s musical empire, Beyonce’s chart-topping hit “Single Ladies” and several clothing lines and ad deals, this couple knows how to use their fame to make money. Jay-Z has a hit with “Empire State of Mind,” which he performed with Alicia Keys at the World Series. His next tour launches in February. Last year Beyonce sang at Obama’s inaugural ball and her film, Obsessed, earned $74 million at the worldwide box office.
02. Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart : $69 million
For the past few years Ford has stayed out of the spotlight, but he returned in a big way in 2008 with Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull. Ford earned $65 million for his work in the role. His girlfriend, Calista Flockhart, is no lazy daisy. She stars on the ABC show Brothers & Sisters.
03. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie : $55 million
Pitt and Jolie have always gotten plenty of attention, but now they’re making plenty of money too. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button was one of Pitt’s highest grossing films, earning $334 million at the worldwide box office. Jolie is profiting by embracing her inner action hero. Wanted earned $341 million at the worldwide box office. Later this year she’ll appear in Salt as a disgraced CIA agent.
04. Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith : $48 million
Smith is without a doubt the biggest movie star in the world. His films have earned a total $5.7 billion at the worldwide box office and studio heads say he earns every penny of his $20 million paycheck. Most of the couple’s earnings come from Smith, but Pinkett Smith has a growing career of her own. She’s been writing and producing films as well as voicing Gloria the hippo in the Madagascar films.
05. David and Victoria Beckham : $46 million
Beckham is still a worldwide soccer sensation at the ripe old age of 34. Part of the year he’s a star in Los Angeles with the Galaxy. The rest of the year he plays for A.C. Milan, which should help him land a spot on the England team to appear in a record-tying fourth World Cup this summer. Beckham’s wife, Victoria (better known as Posh Spice), is scheduled to appear as a guest judge on this year’s American Idol.
06. Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi : $36 million
DeGeneres has become an entertainment mogul. She has a successful talk show, shills for American Express and owns part of a dog food company. Next she’ll take over for Paula Abdul as a judge on American Idol. Her significant other, de Rossi, stars in the ABC show Better Off Ted, which has garnered a cult following but seems poised for cancellation.
07. Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson : $35.5 million
As one of the few actors in Hollywood who can still command a $20 million paycheck, Hanks is the main breadwinner in his house. He had another hit this year with Angels & Demons. The film earned $486 million at the worldwide box office. This summer he’ll once again voice Woody in Toy Story 3. Wilson has a much more low-key career, but she still pops up in best friend roles. She recently appeared with Meryl Streep in It’s Complicated.
08. Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy : $34 million
Carrey and McCarthy have been a couple for the last four years and in that time McCarthy’s profile has risen considerably. She’s gone from a Playboy model to an outspoken (and controversial) vaccine opponent. Carrey contributes the majority of money to the pair, but McCarthy will soon have her own television show under Oprah’s Harpo banner.
09. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes : $33.5 million
Cruise and Holmes are a source of endless fascination for tabloids and they’re also very rich. Cruise is the family breadwinner, earning $33 million between June 2008 and June 2009. Holmes still acts a little. In 2008 she starred in Mad Money alongside Diane Keaton. Up next for Cruise: Knight & Day with Cameron Diaz.
10. Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow : $33 million
As the front man for the group Coldplay, Martin outearns Paltrow. The group’s latest album, Viva la Vida, sold 2.6 million copies in the U.S. and 3 million in Europe. Paltrow will be the high-profile spouse in 2010 though when she reprises her role as Tony Stark’s assistant, Pepper Potts, in Iron Man 2.
Lists like this make me really depressed, especially after I look at my bank account.
Good news for us all, Megan Fox has signed on to be the the new face of Emporio Armani Underwear and Armani Jeans campaigns.
Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott snapped the 23 -year-old over the weekend in Los Angeles and the ads will appear worldwide in magazines and on billboards starting in January.
Fox is replacing Victoria Beckham who has been the face up to now, last week it was announced that Cristiano Ronaldo will be replacing David Beckham as the face of Armani Men’s Underwear.
Replacing Victoria Beckham with Megan Fox is definitely a step in the right direction, although I wonder how many accidents will happen with men being distracted by the ads.
Victoria Beckham and Brad Pitt better start watching every single move their partners make.
You see David Beckham and Angelina Jolie will soon be modeling side by side in a new Armani fragrance ad campaign because the fashion house has just signed up Angelina.
A source said the ads will not be as sexy as the ones featuring Beckham and his wife posing together in their underwear:
“The two are exceptionally beautiful on camera, but both are in committed relationships so the advert would have to be sexy without offending their partners. When you have David Beckham and Angelina Jolie signed up to your fashion house it’s a no-brainer to link them up. They appeal to a diverse audience and a collaboration would create so much publicity it would push Armani head and shoulders above their rivals.â€
We all know that Angelina Jolie has a tendency to go for her male costars and David Beckham is familiar to cheating accusations.
Here is the latest Emporio Armani Women’s Underwear ad featuring Victoria Beckham as the face.
Victoria unveiled the new photo on the main floor of Macy’s Herald Square in New York City earlier this morning and the first 150 fans/shoppers to spend $85 or more on Armani underwear got to take a picture with her during a meet and greet.
This isn’t the first add to be released with Posh Spice in them, at the beginning of the year they released the first set of photos with her lying around in her underwear, this time they’ve given her a ponytail instead of her usual short hair.
We will be getting these heavily photoshopped type of ads with Posh for a long time, because the $17.5 million deal she signed for doesn’t expire until 2012.
So who does the Armani Underwear better, Victoria Beckham or husband David Beckham?
