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David Letterman is a Verbal Pedophile

David Letterman and Sarah Palin have both moved on, but that didn’t stop a few dozen protesters from turning up to a “Fire David Letterman” rally outside the Ed Sullivan Theatert.

Videographer Jonah Green talked to a few of them, and learned that they watch Fox News, hate socialism, and think that Letterman “rapes children with his mouth.” Oh, and they really, really like Jay Leno.

source: Rabid Letterman Protesters Turn Out to Be Big Leno Fans [ny mag]

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Sarah Palin Supporters Will Be Boycotting David Letterman’s Show

Oh my God! Anything to get and keep her name in the press, right? Sarah Palin was more than a little bit miffed that David Letterman poked fun at her and her daughter in a recent “Top Ten” spot on his show.


He joked that she was a “slut” and said that her daughter (presumably Bristol) was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez during a recent Yankees game. Palin took that to heart and unleashed her fury on him via a new website, FireDavidLetterman.com, aimed at removing Letterman from the CBS show.

Now, Palin’s supporters are gearing up for their next line of offense: They’ll be boycotting his show. Oh noes! What’s a funny man to do?!?? I think he’s going to relish in the controversy that obviously she won’t let die already.

He apologized and the Palins lashed out at him because of the fact that it was their 14-year-old daughter, Willow, who was actually at the baseball game, not Bristol as previously thought. It was still funny, though.

The people behind the website are organizing a rally outside of the Ed Sullivan theater on June 16th at 4:30pm to protest the taping of the show.

If they’d only let it go already. I’m a woman and I could care less. He did it for the sake of amusement, it’s done, he can’t go back and take it all back. But even if he could, would you want him to?

source: [ny daily news]

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Letterman Jokes About Palin Fight

Late Show’ host David Letterman apologized to Sarah Palin on Thursday and admitted the jokes about the GOP star and her daughter were in “poor taste,” but again denied he was ever talking about the former VP hopeful’s 14-year-old child.

Palin, in turn, appeared on NBC’s ‘Today’ show on Friday and asserted Letterman now has to “apologize to young women” the world over for his gaffe.

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As you may have heard, Letterman’s Top Ten List on Monday, titled “Highlights of Sarah Palin’s Trip” to New York City, joked that there was “an awkward moment” for Palin when she attended a Yankees game when,

“during the seventh inning, her daughter was knocked up by (Yankee third baseman) Alex Rodriguez.”

The joke seemed to refer to Palin’s 18-year-old daughter Bristol, an unwed mother. But it was 14-year-old daughter Willow, not Bristol, who had been at the game.

“I would never, never make jokes about raping or having sex of any description with a 14-year-old girl. I don’t think it’s funny. I would never think it was funny.

I’m not necessarily proud of these jokes. We do stuff all the time and our objective here is to get a laugh, and thank God we don’t have to go to the Hague and the World Court to defend them. It’s a joke and that’s all it’s supposed to be.”

Palin told ‘Today’ she thought it was “a degrading comment about a young woman. And I would hope that people would star really rising up and not accepting this.” Adding, “it’s no wonder girls have such low self-esteem in America when a comedian can make a remark like this.”

source: Palin: Letterman owes apology to young women [MSNBC]

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David Letterman Makes Crude Jokes Sarah Palin & Her Daughter

David Letterman was making some pretty crude jokes on “The Late Show” at the expense of former Vice Presidential candidate, Sarah Palin and her daughter.


Now he’s in trouble over his remarks from his monologue that aired on Monday night. He said that Palin had attended a Yankees game during a recent trip to New York City, where she was honored by a special needs group. He referred to her as having the style of a “slutty flight attendant.”

He also took a shot at Palin’s daughter, most likely Bristol, saying, “One awkward moment for Sarah Palin at the Yankee game…during the seventh inning, her daughter was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez.”

Snap!

The backlash has already begun, with Palin aids calling his remarks “over the line” and an unfair attack.

Washingron Examiner correspondent Byron York said, “I think that calling the former vice presidential candidate a slut or saying that her daughter was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez, I think everyone can agree that’s over the line.”

What’s even worse is that the daughter that was with her in New York wasn’t actually Bristol, it was 14-year-old Willow Palin.

Palin has issued a statement, saying, “Acceptance of inappropriate sexual comments about an underage girl, who could be anyone’s daughter, contributes to the atrociously high rate of sexual exploitation of minors by older men who use and abuse others.”

Todd Palin even chimed in, saying, “Any ‘jokes’ about raping my 14-year-old are despicable. Alaskans know it, and I believe the rest of the world knows it, too.”

Meh. I’m under the assumption that Letterman thought Sarah was there with her slutty daughter, Bristol, not the other one.

source: [fox news]

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Links To Hollywood - #234


Rihanna & Katy Perry Get It On - City Rag

David Letterman Would Watch Lauren Conrad’s Sex Tape - The Superficial

Guess The Famous Forehead - Holy Moly

Hot Snatch of the Week: Natalie Portman - F-Listed

SE7EN - ‘Girls’ Featuring Lil’ Kim - Popbytes

Lady Gaga’s Tea Cup Is A She? - Celebrity Smack

Kim Kardashian Looks Very Fresh - ICYDK

Paris Hilton Is Committing Animal Cruelty - Websters Is My Bitch

Will Ferrell Drank His Own Urine - Fatback Media

Don’t Ask Evan Rachel Wood Any Questions - Celeb News Wire

Britney Spears Is Crying Out For Help - Celeb Warship

Adam Levine Is Better Than You - Celebslam

Paris Hilton & Doug Reinhardt House Hunt - Pacific Coast News

Hugh Jackman Opens Up About His Family - Gabby Babble

Freida Pinto & Dev Patel Dating! - Anything Hollywood

Mischa Barton To Star In A Shakespeare Play? - Socialite Life

Zac Efron Is Not So Pretty - Yeeeah!

Kara DioGuardi Has An Eating Disorder - Allie Is Wired

 

Links To Hollywood - #228


Sweet Child O’ Mine In The Subway - City Rag

Paris Hilton Realizes That Bras Are Pointless - The Superficial

P. Diddy Wants To Be The Fifth Arctic Monkey - Holy Moly

Sophia Bush Flaunts Her Stems - F-Listed

Guess Whose Sexy Belly - Popbytes

Katie Holmes’ Brother-In-Law Dies Suddenly - Celebrity Smack

Matthew McConaughey Couldn’t Find A Vadge - Celeb News Wire

Michelle Rodriguez Is “Born Again” - Fatback Media

Gwyneth Paltrow Sucks At Blind Items - Celeb Warship

Dominoes Pizza Workers Tainting Food - Ninja Dude

What Happened To Rupert Everett’s Face?!?? - ICYDK

Miley Cyrus Makes No Sense - Websters Is My Bitch

Emma Roberts Is All Skull And Bones - Pacific Coast News

Heidi Klum Is Pregnant Again - Hollywood Dame

Brad Garrett Offends Muslims - Celebitchy

Drew Barrymore Does David Letterman - Allie Is Wired

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Links To Hollywood - #210



Parallel Celebrity Universe - City Rag

Katie Price Is Pimping Out Equestrian Wear! - Holy Moly

Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Aubrey O’Day - F-Listed

Tara Reid Pulls A Mariah Carey - Popbytes

David Letterman Marries Regina Lasko - Celebrity Smack

Britney Spears Blames It All On Fred Durst - Celeb News Wire

Megan Fox Moves Out - Fatback Media

M.I.A. Is Tricky - Celeb Warship

Fergie Is Skankalicious - Websters Is My Bitch

Will Ferrell Is Affectionate - Pacific Coast News

Did Twitter Come Between Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer? - ICYDK

Tyrese Gibson Is Another Chris Brown Apologist - Celebitchy

Zac Efron Will Not Be In The Remake Of Footloose - DListed

Alex Rodriguez Used Eliot Spitzer’s Hookers - Yeeeah!

Ashton Kutcher Twitters His Wife’s Butt - Allie Is Wired

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McCain To Letterman: Shucks, I Lied

Here’s a preview of John McCain on Late Show last night. He told host David Letterman, “I screwed up,” then laughed and did a little “gee whiz” shrug, and made an awkward joke about being tortured in Vietnam. “What can I say?!” the Republican presidential nominee asked.

Um, maybe give a reason why you lied about having to fly back to DC when you bailed on Letterman’s show last time? Apparently that wasn’t in the cards.

Letterman later hit McCain for paling around with Watergate burglar and would-be firebomber G. Gordon Liddy, even though McCain has slammed Barack Obama for an arguably more distant relationship with 1960s radical William Ayers.

McCain ultimately seemed defensive and unprepared, and the whole thing was train-wreck-level awkward, but you really have to watch, if only to witness still more of McCain’s bizarre face-pulls.

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David Letterman Mocks McCain’s Debate Cancellation

David Letterman told his audience that McCain called him today to tell him he had to rush back to DC to deal with the economy.

Then in the middle of the taping, Dave got word that McCain was, in fact just down the street being interviewed by Katie Couric. Dave even cut over to the live video of the interview, and said, “Hey Senator, can I give you a ride to the airport?”

Earlier in the show, Dave kept saying, “You don’t suspend your campaign. This doesn’t smell right. This isn’t the way a tested hero behaves.” And he joked: “I think someone’s putting something in his metamucil.”

“He can’t run the campaign because the economy is cratering? Fine, put in your second string quarterback, Sara Palin. Where is she?”

“What are you going to do if you’re elected and things get tough? Suspend being president? We’ve got a guy like that now!”

source: [drudge report]

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Links To Hollywood - #143

Amy Winehouse Pours Herself a Drink - City Rag

Christina Ricci Bikini Photos - Flisted

Christina Aguilera’s Monkey is Gaining Some Weight - The Bastardly

Katie Price’s’ Equestrian Sexy Clothing Line - Bumpshack

Anne Hathaway Getting Married - Anything Hollywood

Star Jones Got a New Piece - Celeb Warship

Heidi Montag and Spencer Are Officially Banned - Pop Eater

Frederic Prince von Anhalt Shows Off His Sexy Chest - Gabby Babble

Miley Cyrus Went On A Date - Ninja Dude

Hottie Alert - Lacey Chabert - Fatback Media

Zac Efron Does ‘Teen Vogue’ Magazine - Pink is the New Blog

David Spade Is A Dad - Bricks and Stones

Shannen Doherty Already Causing Drama - Popbytes

AND Shannen Doherty Loves to Wear Short Shorts - Drunken Stepfather

Who Took Harry Potter’s Virginity - Celebitchy

Christina Aguilera’s Grey Brows and Pink Lips - Lainey Gossip

Lights, Camera, Erection - Holy Moly

Letterman Discusses Late Night TVs Future - Celebrity Smack

Leighton Meester Born in Jail- Confirmed - Allie is Wired

 

Madonna’s Biggest Scandals

LIKE A VIRGIN — Madonna popped out of a wedding cake in a crucifix and puffy white gown to sing her hit at her first appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards in 1984. The album went on to become No. 1 in the U.S. and sell over 7 million copies.

PAPA DON’T PREACH ABORTION CONTROVERSY — After singing lyrics, “I’ve made up my mind/I’m keeping my baby,” in 1986, abortion-rights groups praised her (while anti-abortion supporters were up in arms). Madonna called it a “message song that everyone is going to take the wrong way.”

POPE AGAINST MADONNA — In 1987, Pope John Paul II urged Catholics not to see her “Who’s That Girl?” concert in Turin, Italy. The church later boycotted her 1990 Blonde Ambition tour.

LIKE A PRAYER — Madonna’s 1989 music video featured the singer kissing a black saint and dancing in front of burning crosses. Pepsi cancelled her $5 million endorsement deal (signed just two months earlier) after religious groups expressed outrage. Madonna kept the money.

JUSTIFY MY LOVE — Madonna simulated sex with a woman in this 1990 video, which was banned from MTV. “I think the video is romantic and loving and has humor in it,” she later told the New York Times. Lenny Kravitz - currently in Paris with the wife of Madonna’s “friend” A-Rod - co-wrote and produced the tune.

DATING MICHAEL JACKSON — The king of pop and the Material Girl hooked up for a few dates, including the 1991 Oscars.

SEX, the book — Released by Madonna (who portrayed herself as a character named Mistress Dita) a day after her 1992 album Erotica, the book is packed with pornographic images and features Naomi Campbell, Vanilla Ice and Isabella Rossellini.

MADONNA ON DAVID LETTERMAN — The singer used the F-word 13 times in her 1994 appearance on the Late Show - causing the show to become the most censored in TV history at the time. The duo made up at the 1994 MTV Video Music Awards.

MADONNA VS. MARIAH — In 1995, Madonna said, “If I were Mariah Carey, I’d kill myself,” and further attacked the singer by calling her “too mainstream.” In 1996, Carey snapped back that she “hasn’t really paid attention to Madonna since I was in like 7th or 8th grade when - when she used to be popular.” Their 2008 albums were released just two weeks apart.

EVITA — The archbishop of Buenos Aires protested Madonna’s role as Eva Peron in 1995 - but the singer turned actress went on to win a Golden Globe for Best Actress, and an Oscar for Best Song with “You Must Love Me.”

HINDU BODY ART — Madonna drew ire from the World Vaishnava Association after wearing a Hindi mark and body art during her “Ray of Light” performance at the 1998 MTV VMAs. “She didn’t want to insult anyone,” her rep later said.

KISSING BRITNEY — After sharing a kiss with Spears at the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards, Madonna had to explain to her daughter that she “was the mommy pop star… [passing] on [her] energy…to the baby pop star.”

AMERICAN LIFE ANTI-GEORGE W. BUSH MESSAGES — In this 2003 video, Madonna throws hand grenades (one is caught by President Bush) between flashing images of war. “I am not anti-Bush,” she later said in a statement. “I am not pro-Iraq. I am pro-peace.”

PERFORMING ON A CROSS — Madonna “crucified” herself on a giant cross during her 2006 tour. “[Putting myself on a cross] is no different than a person wearing a cross or ‘taking up the cross’ as it says in the Bible,” she said later. “I believe in my heart that if Jesus were alive he would be doing the same thing.”

LIFE WITH MY SISTER MADONNA — The cover of the new, nasty, unauthorized, warts and all biography on Madonna, written by her estranged brother, has just been revealed.

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25 Funniest People in America

Presenting The 25 Funniest People in America. From Conan O’Brien to Stephen Colbert, Tina Fey to Craig Ferguson, let’s count down the names of the entertainers who make us laugh the hardest.

25. AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS

Burroughs’ best-selling memoir Running with Scissors — about being raised by a nutso shrink who studies his poo and rents the back shed to a pedophile — is unbelievably disturbing. And sidesplitting. At first we felt guilty giggling at his adventures with an electroshock therapy machine, but Burroughs knows that laughter is the best antidepressant. Much better than booze, which the author struggles to kick in his equally effervescent follow-up, Dry.

24. CATHERINE O’HARA

After her run on SCTV in the late ’70s, Hollywood didn’t know what to do with O’Hara. Fortunately, Christopher Guest did. In Waiting for Guffman, she and Fred Willard are tracksuit-wearing answers to Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire; in Best in Show, she’s a onetime floozy with a prize terrier and a torrid past; and in A Mighty Wind, O’Hara shows off a subtler comic touch, proving that humor doesn’t always mean a pie in the face.

23. SARAH SILVERMAN

The Lenny Bruce of the 21st century might be this hot, foul-mouthed, button-punching stand-up. Silverman is ruthlessly funny about topics like sex, the Holocaust, and 9/11, which may be why The Sarah Silverman Program has a permanent slot on our DVR. Oh, and if you hadn’t heard, she’s f—ing Matt Damon.

22. DAVE CHAPPELLE

The fact that Diamond Dave is all but absent from the comedic stage these days doesn’t invalidate his funny. After all, Chappelle’s revered Comedy Central show — on which the wiry comic gleefully engaged in crass T&A humor, swore like a sailor, and mocked everyone in the multiculti rainbow, confronting race in a way that is positively Pryor-esque — is still the best sketch comedy this country has seen in more than a decade. For that alone, he deserves a spot on any list like this.

21. DEMETRI MARTIN

You know what’s funny? Palindromes and anagrams. ”Shut up, Grandma,” you say, but we say shut up yourself and watch Demetri Martin work a stand-up mic. ”A drunk driver’s very dangerous. Everybody knows that. But so is a drunk backseat driver — if he’s persuasive.” The floppy-haired heir to Steven Wright won a prestigious award at last year’s Edinburgh Festival Fringe, taking him from the comedy underground to…the comedy slightly less underground.

20. DIABLO CODY

Not to be partial, but the newly minted Oscar winner showed off her comedic — and emotional — chops with her debut screenplay for Juno. Did we mention it won an Oscar?

19. CRAIG FERGUSON

Late night is the province of the mono-name. Jay! Dave! Conan! Then there’s that Scottish guy, two-name ID required: Craig Ferguson. You know, the one who can’t quite be pinned down. Since taking over CBS’ Late Late Show from Craig Kilborn in 2005, Ferguson has brought a fresh burst of energy to the format. He’s reinvented the opening monologue, doing away with most of the topical jokes and just ad-libbing about his life. Along with fresh energy, he’s brought something else — ratings. Ferguson, 45 and a brand-spanking-new U.S. Citizen, doesn’t get as much media attention as time-slot competitors Jimmy Kimmel or Conan, but with an audience of just under 2 million, the great Scot outperforms the former and has climbed within 500,000 viewers of the latter.

18. JACK BLACK

Black is an entirely new classification of human: the frenetic slacker. Before his turn as doofus band reject/inspirational teacher Dewey Finn in School of Rock, he was the Ritalin-deprived half of Tenacious D (along with his partner, Kyle Gass) and the list-obsessed record-shop shlub in High Fidelity. He is, inarguably, the coolest fusion of music and comedy since Spinal Tap. (And, if Tropic Thunder is as good as we’ve been led to believe, we’ll forgive him that whole Nacho Libre business.)

17. DAVID LETTERMAN

With a receding hairline and a jogger’s grim jowls, Dave is no one’s idea of a hip comic, and he likes it that way. New-school gone old-school, the upstart who first pumped irony into the talk show still rails against the stupidity of the powerful and yet has the charm to melt Julia Roberts.

16. AMY SEDARIS AND DAVID SEDARIS

Big brother is the best-selling author of the sublime autobiographical essay collections Me Talk Pretty One Day and Naked, full of terrific riffs about stuff like his cuckoo-clock North Carolina clan and his midget guitar teacher. Little sis was the rubber-faced star of Comedy Central’s truly strange Strangers With Candy, as well as coauthor of the book Wigfield.

15. WILL FERRELL

See, there’s this man-child who latches onto Will Ferrell in most every role he plays — and good luck getting the little guy to let go. As a result, we are treated to inspired displays of dolt-trapped-in-the-headlights hijinks, be it in the form of Old School’s keghead Frank the Tank (who goes from repressed to regressed to undressed) or Talladega Nights’ Ricky Bobby, the dumbest, most earnest NASCAR driver on the circuit — who’s also the most comfortable with his sexuality.

14. RICKY GERVAIS

Okay, so he doesn’t spend all that much of his time in America. We don’t care. Whether as the creator of The Office and Extras, a supporting actor in movies like For Your Consideration or Night at the Museum, or doing killer stand-up (as seen most recently in Grand Theft Auto IV), he’s still as funny as the dog’s bollocks.

13. ELLEN DEGENERES

DeGeneres, whose career seemed all but kaput a few years ago, has earned back adoration simply by being her affably dry self on the Emmy-winning The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Whether it’s her circuitous monologues, her deadpan celebrity interviews, or that vocal turn as Dory in Finding Nemo, she remains one of the cleanest, coolest funny ladies around.

12. DAVID CROSS

All conversations about his genius start here: Along with Bob Odenkirk, he created the cunning HBO sketch series Mr. Show, which routinely put SNL to silly shame. And not only does Cross work little miracles in supporting roles (remember his role as feckless freak-job Tobias on Fox’s Arrested Development?), he can drop some pretty fearsome stand-up (who else talks about being raped by the Virgin Mary?). Simply put, this dude never kowtows for his funny.

11. CONAN O’BRIEN

Smarty-pants isn’t usually a compliment, but O’Brien wears them so well. When this Harvard geek isn’t riffing on Muammar Gaddafi in his monologue, he’s making absurd innovations in low-brow comedy. Now, let’s see if those absurd innovations will play on The Tonight Show….

The Top 10 are after the jump!!

 

Links To Hollywood - #127

Britney Spears Imitates Herself - Photo

Britney Spears Imitates Herself - City Rag

Marisa Miller in Ralph Magazine - The Bastardly

Katherine Heigl’s Body is Alright… For a 45-Yr.-Old - Flisted

Billy Bob Thornton: “It’s a High School Phase” - Hot Momma Gossip

Denise Richards Fancies Herself a “Sex Symbol” - Celeb News Wire

Jessica Stam is a Hot Model - Ninja Dude

Paul Burrell Denies Sex with Princess Diana - Bumpshack

Whoopi Can Fly - Bricks and Stones

Kid Rock Hospitalized - Hollywire

If Marilyn Monroe Was Alive Today - Photo

If Marilyn Monroe Were Alive Today - Popbytes

Brooke Shields is Still Hot - Celebrity Smack

Angie the Vampire Slayer - Holy Moly

David Letterman Whips Spencer Pratt - Pop On The Pop

David Beckham is a Good Sport - Pink is the New Blog

Salma Hayek’s Little Girl is Adorable - Celeb Warship

Where’s Ben Affleck - Defamer

Brooklyn Decker - Hottest Girl in the World - Popoholic

Heidi and Spencer Continue Shameless Promotion - Just Jared

Long Lost Twins - Candy Kirby

Paris Hilton’s Parents Lick Each Other in Public - Celebslam

Kanye West Screws Bonnaroo - Allie is Wired

 

David Letterman Interviews Ali Lohan, Calls Her Lindsay

Ali Lohan was on Letterman last night, without mother Dina Lohan, and at the end of the interview, Letterman accidentally called her Lindsay Lohan.

I’m sorry, but at 14 years of age, Ali actually looks older than her sister Lindsay. I blame everything on Dina, she’s the biggest tool I’ve ever seen.

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Uma Thurman’s Nipple-icious See Thru Disaster

Uma Thurman recently wore a black dress that, when exposed to flash photography, showed off her boobage.

Uma Thurman stopped by the “Late Show with Dave Letterman” Wednesday when talk turned to her nipple. As Dave showed pictures of Uma’s past and she told about them (like a photo of her at the Nobel ceremony), Uma let out a yelp when a photo from last October’s Fashion Rocks event in London came out. Uma’s black dress had gone sheer, leaving her right breast clearly visible. She told Dave how it happened, blaming her lack of a “flash test” on the gaffe, and referred to the outfit as a “nipple-icious disaster,” saying, “it was humiliating.”

Uma Thurman Nipple See Through Disaster Photo

Hardly a disaster, Uma! We at Gone Hollywood would like to encourage more of this!

Alexandra Kerry See ThroughShe’s also in good company. John Kerry’s daughter, Alexandra, committed the same fashion faux pas a few years back. We think Uma pulls it off a little better but, hey, if you’ve got the body for it, we endorse this look!

Sources: “Uma Thurman’s Naked Nightmare: Tells Letterman Of ‘Nipplicious Disaster’” [Huffington Post] and “Alexandra Kerry Overexposed” [Outside the Beltway]

Click “more” to see Uma Thurman’s nipples in all their sheer glory.

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