With all the celebrity couples breaking up this year, Mama Pop have come up with a list of what celebrities could actually work out if they hooked up together.
1. Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan
These two make the perfect pair. They have a lot in common. They both have a love of the drugs. They both know their lawyers very well. They have both been to rehab several times. When they get out of rehab, they both go back to doing the same things that put them into jail and rehab. Why not just join forces?
2. Madonna and Tiger Woods
There are a lot of cheaters in the celebrity world, a lot. But somehow, I feel as if Madonna, who supposedly cheated on Guy Ritchie with A-Rod, might be able to tame this Tiger a little.
3. Erykah Badu and Lenny Kravitz
These two would make an ideal couple for a lot of reasons. They are beautiful. They are musical legends. They have dreadlocks. They are fashion icons. Who wouldn’t want to see these two hook up? I know I do.
4. Kim Basinger and Matthew McConaughey
These two seem an unlikely pair. However, they both have irrational fears. This gives them something in common. Kim has a fear of open spaces. Matthew has a fear of tunnels and revolving doors. This commonality, I believe would make a great first date conversation and thus, the beginnings of a wonderful relationship.
5. Demi Lovato and Lance Armstrong
I know. Right now, you’re thinking, “Why are you putting these two together?” They are two of the most followed and searched for celebrities on Twitter. This would be a great couple because they would be able to tweet their love to each other. (Don’t worry, she’s 18 and he did date an Olson twin.)
6. Taylor Swift and um… nobody
She keeps writing songs about her breakups. And she said on her next album that she’s naming names. Seriously. Stop her. She’s too young to be so bitter. It doesn’t look good on her.
I would add Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf to this list, just because they were perfect in Transformers. Any celebrities you think should hook up?
source: The Celebrities Who Should Be Couples But Aren’t [Mama Pop]
For the past year there has been blind items hinting that Demi Lovato was heading down the Lindsay Lohan road by having a major alcohol and coke problem, she has now checked into rehab but her rep says it’s not for drink or drugs.
The Disney star was on tour with The Jonas Brothers but she has pulled out halfway through because she has gone to seek help for “emotional and physical issues”. Her rep says…
“Demi Lovato left her tour early this weekend in order to seek medical treatment for emotional and physical issues she has dealt with for some time. Demi has decided to take personal responsibility for her actions and seek help. She is doing just that. [Demi] regrets not being able to finish her tour, but is looking forward to getting back to work in the near future.”
Apparently what set her off to go to rehab is that she got into a fight with some girl who was working on the tour, so she decided to check into rehab. Maybe they were fighting over the last line?
Seriously how many times have we heard about these bitches going to rehab for shit like emotional and physical issues? Then a year later they admit to have been strung out on drugs. Not that I’m saying that’s what it is or anything.
source: Demi Lovato Quits Tour, Enters Treatment Center [TMZ]
I know nothing about these kids except that they wear funny looking pants and magical rings that are somehow possessed by the powers of virginity until marriage.
…or so we’ve been told.
Some crazy allegations were made today by a supposed assistant of the Jonas Brothers. The unnamed woman called a Cincinnati radio show and stated that one Jonas has a drug problem. Then she pulled out some “what the f*ckery”. She says that Joe Jonas may be the father to twins that are currently incubating in the womb of some unknown Jonas-boinker.
She also says that the world shall be shocked and appalled when the paternity results are revealed in about three weeks.
Joe Jonas, 20, announced today that he broke up with his 17 year old girlfriend Demi Lovato, and I’d like to think it’s because currently his twins are residing in the twisted guts of Michelle ‘Bombshell” McGee. My head would quite possibly explode from the amount of glee and mean spirited enjoyment I would get from that news.
Unfortunately, the world does not cater to my morbid desires.
I have no idea why this chick called a morning show in Cincinnati, or what kind of fact checking they did to find out if she really is connected to the trio, but I just want this crap to be true. I want it to be true so damned bad.
